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mah brain sploded from too much kyoot! I need dr.tinycat. stat!
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The best sleep in da whole world!
CH – namez yer dans…we’z reddy to partty in yer onner!
how bout to teh tune ob dat eerwurm “Luv Will Keep us To Cheddar”?
bye teh Capn Obveeyus adn Tekneel
Akshually, this pikshur makes me want to curl up wid dah kittehs and purr ourselves to sleep.
*in teeny tineee liddul voyce*
ok.
Thank U everybody for keepin the musik and carryin’s on quiet….Me and the kittehs really did end up curling up on da sofa and purring ourselves to sleep. Nasty cold goin’ around here – poor husband went to bed 2 hours early cause he didn’t feel good. Thank God for for the healing power of Purrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrr, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
hai, CH! ai wunt 2 snorgle&purr with teh kittehs, 2!
ai do kwiet danse 4 yu!
*starts slow danse*
de purren can has heelin powrz.
It do, it really do! See mai commint above. Maybe I should go and kontinue my nap wid deh kittehs again….
http://www.sciam.com/earth-and-environment/article/id/why-do-cats-purr
dis teh bestest ai kud fynde, but ai’ve herd dat purrin’ haz teh heelin’ paw”purr”tees.
http://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/catspurr.html
heer’s anudder gud won.
thnx, iq, that’s interesting.
Axshuwally, kittehs purr haz teh strong harmoniks inna saam phrekwensees az hoominz alfa brayn waavz, witch wud tend tu reelaks hoominz, n lull, or lol teh hoominz to sleepyland. Taht wud b uh treemindus adwantadg tu bof teh kittehs n teh hoominz, halping explaanz howkum kittehs n hoomins git alawng so well.
lub, du du dub, lub wiiil keyp us togeddar
tink ob me baib when ebber
4 gets werds 4 a minit
whatebber
ah weel, ah weel, ah weel
boy, dat’s straynin teh ole cob webbies!!
sry Mary O….. wuz sposed to be unner ur commints…….. dey be messin with me agin!!!
sum sweet tahkin gurl kums along
singin a song
dohn mess aroun
jes trai too bee strong..
Lub, lub will keep us 2 cheddar
Tink of brie babe wheneva
Sum sweet talkin cheez come a long, singin hiz song
Dont mess aroun
You jus got 2 be strong
Jus stop, coz I reely lub you
Stop I be tinkin ob you
Look in my hart an let lub … keep us to cheddar.
Teehee!!
Twoo Wuv!
Wii has it.
w00t, w00t, w00t!!!
ahhhh. Pwincess Bwide. FTW!
nuthin’s better tahn twoo lufff—except maybe a nice MLT—-
…a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich when the mutton is niiiice and leeean…*smacksmacksmack* That’s so perky, I love that.
WIN!
“I’m on the cute squad.”
“You ARE the cute squad.”
Awww.. That looks like the cover of a Hallmark Card!
Card sai inside: Happeh birsesday to your kittehs teddeh bayer
Wuv, wuv weel keep uz toogethur.
wee wuvz R chudders!
wuv – i has it for dis pikture
yeah, mii, 2. Teh kombinashun ob colors an textures is awesum! I like teh simple kolor palette ob tanz, brwons, graze, an’ blak–like a theem repeeted and wiff verry-ashuns. Yoo got teh smooth wood, teh soft kitteh furr, teh soft flannelly-cloth ob teh sheets, and the nubbley-texure ob teh bitty bear–yoo gots plads, stripes, pebbleys an wood grain. I am berry fond ob textures, an dis pic gets an A++ frum mii!
Wow, Yippee, yoo shir did think abowt teh pikchur a lawt! But ai think is full of teh cyoot, too! WANT!
Is joo a artist yippee!!!, or duz joo has a nachoorul affin… afinni… talent fur notisin color and tekxchoor an stuff?
tnkx, Annie, and Miss Dawn—it jsut popped out at me, and it pleezes mii to sea so menny types of softyness. I naught artist, but usta draw an paynt sum. An I has published sum poetry.
Yeah 4 da Cookie’s human. Joo fardest from da lastest post an joo right. Dis looks soo kozy. I sleeps wif da kitteh on one side an da gogie on da udder. Onliest wai to staz warm. We is havin da so kold dat I fink my teef freezed. The horses all floofy twonite just like da birdies do wif dere fedders. I din no horses kud do dat. Took dis awful kold we be havin to learn dat dey can.
Camoflage kittee rests aftur long day ob nomming, battling bugs adn teezing goggies.
Tinee babeldins an himz tedee!
OHH NOES!
SPLORT!
Pleeze be practicin da safe viewing ob da bery bery kute. CHG on eberybody pleeze. Da folks across da Big Wet who usually run da cart an r so kind probly in bed by now so wez on r own. Glubs on please.
Yerr rite….deh britush aint commun….teys ’sleep.
Eye haz “Splorted” tu!
Dat beez twice in wun daze – da daytyme afaor cafeen -n- day nytyme afaor da bed wif mah four kittehs.
Eye dunnit fink Eye ever rekcv…reecoo… getz betterer.
Tu much kyooet!
Darn. I dont noe where dey keeps da cart. Lookz at dis plase. Wat a mess!
o hai, i haz mop an bukkit. u taek napz, an i will cleen dis up. here is blankies 4 u. feel bedder, k?
An dids U gets sum xocolatte? Iz juss buy nu canna dobble-dobble (Canadienne refreze, eh) xocolatte. Wanna cuppa? I shahre.
Here bees teh Merry-can CCC! (pant pant pant). I runnded awl teh way here to help No1 kleen up teh braynes an tend to teh woonded.
*mop mop*
*swipe swipe*
Here Lucy, has sum choklits. Is joo feelin OK?
*feels Lucy’s forhed wit bak uv hand*
Joo has a liddl bit uv a feever, mai deer. Joo juss lay bak an relax.
wuv iz a fuzzy brown bear !!
Hay, is u guise watchin teh Westminster Dawg Shows? Is on rite now (US eest coasts) on USA.
I is not a dawg-fancier really, but I likes to watch this show. Is on tonite 1 hour and tomorrow 3 hours. (WTF??? Usually is 2 hours each nite.)
no, srsly, u shud b watchin CMT….robrt plant & alllisun krawss! full of awesom.
Ok. I is recording teh dawg show. Is better that way, I can ffwd thru teh sad “I’m a good dawg, I just wanna go home” commershuls.
Cool music, but Robert Plant: yikes!
Dat commershul makes me kry. I haffa leb da room. Darn! I r such a sap.
Dat wun an da “Arms uv an Anjel” wun, I crai so hard!!!!
Dat one da worsest! Make da hart hurt anna eyes run. Soooo sad. All doz googies wif no one to luv dem. Goodies need da lots ob luv. Ebery time my kitteh cum to sit in my lap when Iz workin, da goog jumps up to get der furst, only waay to bid for da lap. Her juz wanna be da one dat get lubbed de most. “Share” not a reel wurd for her or for da kitteh nedder.
OHHH, dat shelter kommer… cahm… ads wif the sad sad doggie and David Dookuvnee??? OMG, dey brake mah hart!!!
altho on a KOLD mornin lik 2day, i iz glad i du knot haz 2 walk a doggie!
Wait, whut? David Dookuvnee is in a sheltur? Who was in charge of gettin his lisense renooed? If SJ finds out that someone dropped teh ball on some byoorocratic paperwurks she will go droppedballistic!
i can has david dookuvnee for mai pet??
weeeeeee wud gib hims shelterrrrrrrr, uh huh, uh huh
reminz mee ob a rollink stonz song………….. aym gonna faid awai
eye is. luv watching da googies!
bedder tu watch den tu walk
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/02/01/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-this-is-biff/
Fanks, LCB!
I showed (and coursed) mah Saluki wen I waz a teenager. It was an eye opening intro to teh politiks of goggie shows. Eben bean an owtsider, hims waz so gud, he gots hiz champ in coursing and a best in show at a small local goggie show. He slept wif meh ebery nite.
We had a old ingerlish sheepdawg when I was growin up and he was a sweethart but I has only had kittehs on my own. If I do get a dawg, I is thinking of a pug. Not least because they ware burgular masks!
U should come rite for my humor list, Romeow. This week’s topic is “Songs on a Dog Show Judge’s iPod”. Call me at lolcatburglar over at teh gmails!
WOW Romeo, a best in show!!! Dat awsum acheezement! Veri rare. Wii onlee haz had tu BIS, dat eye no uff in ower club. But wun uff dem wun Westminster!
Hai Tribble!
Mah BIS iz nawt as awsum az it sounds. It waz a BERY small show – but it waz mah furst one and I didn’t kno wat I waz doing. Wen I went to bigger shows (nawt reely beeg), teh best we did waz BOB.
Nawt bad fur a “free to a gud hoam” puppeh we got frum a newspaper. They had 3 Salukis and tehy found owt dat puppeh Indagar waz juss too mush.
Whut is teh “coursing”? Is that whare u rides ur doggie around a obstackle coarse and it jumps over hi fenses wif u on its back?
I tink yoo tinkin uv ajillitee, wer dey run an jump an go awn da teedertodder an thru da chute an wheee!!!
Coursin wer de site hownz run aftur a loor, a bit uv fuzz awn a rope. Dey runniteerunnitteerunnitee aftur dat fayk fur tingie soooo fast!
Iz grayt fur da salukis an greyhownz an afginz an such!
Salukis R so purtee!!! like afginz wif short hayrs an braynz! (See dat scar? Dat frum a afgin hown. Stoopee hown…)
I was thinking of teh steeplechase. But I guess u does that wif teh vry big dawgs, teh ones what has hoofs.
Ur zactly rite, onceajinx.
Teh googies goes crazy ober a white plastic lure. Fur ennyone dat doan kno, tehy puts pullees on teh ground in a beeg green feeld sumtiems wif hills. Den, they puts teh cord around teh pullees, so it’s in a ziggity zaggity patturn. In awl teh races we entered, u had to hab muzzels on teh googies. They didn’t liek dem, but forgetted awl bout teh muzzels wen sumone shaked teh plastic lure. They waz judged on speed and agility, cuz goggie in furst place wud fall behind affer teh first turn, cuz he couldn’t see it coming liek teh goggies behind him.
It waz byootiful to watch dem doing wat tehy lubbed to do. At teh end ov teh race, it wazn’t easy to catch teh goggies, cuz tehy waz so excited frum teh chase. Sum peeps wud get so mad cuz their goggie wuddn’t cum bak, they wud fro a hissy fit and end up lukin stoopy.
Ohhh…lolcatburgler. Wood u do mee a faber plz? Wood u tellz mee who winz da dawg show? Wii doan haz da caybul TV, (my huzband sayz wii doan need it) an ebri yeer eye misses da show. Wood u alsew tell mee who winz da toi group iff u happenz tu notice. Click on mye blue Tribble name, an u c whi. Eye new da gui dat wun wit da pom wun yeer. Hee wuz member uff ower club. Tank u, tank u lolcatburgler!!
I is going to make a predictshun, Tribble. I think teh winner of teh dawg show is gonna bees… a dawg!
Isn’t there a bar or someplace u could go to to watch teh show? I rember watching it one time at teh bar whare I usedta plays teh NTN Trivia.
Tribble you could check the web site for the goggie show, days supposed to be powsting the results and dere are some videos there. heres the linky
http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/
Tank u punkin. Eye chek it owt. Haben’t been dere in a looog tyme.
No barz hear haz goggie show. Jus sportz. Eye eben asked mye neighburz iff dey beez watchin it, an eye bring ober pizza or sumting fur deener. But neighburz not watchin it. An no wun haz da VCR n e moar tu record fur mee.
Eye tink dat u shuld mayke bet on yur predicshun. Win lotz u munniez fur cheezburgerz!
I can puts it on a DVD for u. I has a VCR but I think I would blow up soemthing trying to hook teh rite cables togevver.
BTW, ur like says “Page not found”. Maybe ur hubsand thinks u doesn’t need a web site either? No soup for him!
Woah! Dat nebber happeneded b 4! Tank u, eye will luk in 2 it.
Hmm, da show starts in a fyoo minnits heer, at 8pmPST. Awn USA netwurk. I lurvs da Wetminster! I has a old foto uv ma Mellee kitteh as a kitten lookin at da tv, helpin me chooz da winners!
Ok tewtally off thred…
I wanna add “stoopy” to teh lolspeak wiki.
I created teh account, but nao I r teh stoopy.
HALP!!! I dunno what i r doin!!
I maded the stoopy werd, ’bout teh stoopy Paris hilton.
HALP!!!
I feelz stoopy, butts I can’t halp u add ur stoopy word, stoopy.
‘Lissa, I nawt callin u stoopy.
I waz juss playin round tryin to puts stoopy lots ov tiems in a sentence.
I juss read it bak, and I frot it cud b missinter…misinturrp…cud b taekin teh rong wai.
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ina mai clas weez lernin sumfin cawled “people first” languish. It meenz sayn “peep who has autosim, not autosim peep” anihow uz nawt stoopi, uz a “peep wif a stoopi” naow dat makz it awl bedda rit?
Iz nedz ta goez ta beddz iz 3 am heer….. butz I NEEDED mai cheezfix!
see y’awl whenz I kan…..
momcat
Momcat, joo maded me lol! “Peep wif a stoopy”! Bwahahaha! Dat ar mush less offensive!
OH Romeow!
I no takin dat wai!!!
♥♥♥♥♥Romeow♥♥♥♥♥
:0)
not just wuv, but we also haz color-coordinashun.
Bayj, bayj, ma luv iz bayj
Bayj iz ma luv, in dis pitcher awn dis payj…
Dids they get teh kitteh to match teh sheets
or teh sheets to match teh kitteh?
Eever wai – smrt peeps.
Mai hed splort,
Mai hubbies hed splort
Bof of r harts meltee from de sweetnis of da lub in dis pic.
Wee must go immed..immeedi…ryte now to snorgel our 2 burm kittehs wid kissees and squeezees from the too much lub we feel.
Da lub, shayre it.
Ai agree, Soo. Kyootness oberlode. Lub obersaturashun.
Must… snorgle… kitteh…
Bee mah VALUNTINE!!! ^^
Aw snuggle buddies….make da wurld a bettah place
awes itz zo’s cutes
In teh wurds of teh Beetles : All u nid iz wuv!
Me lieks teh Kittehs on I can has cheezburger on intarwebs! Srsly! Mi iz one bigg wuv bunneh… Valuntine comng rite up, so gonna kuss my grell!!!
Lux liek meh wif mah stuft wolfee dat I snuggles wif. ^_^
…oar did I jess shaerz 2 much wif ebbereewun heer….? O_o
ooo, stuft wolfee: w00t! I can has a small cuddly munkee collekshun. Butt now I has my Dr. Virjay kitteh to cuddley, an munkees sit on my pie-anny. Kitteh an frends are FTW!
No, mah wolffie fren…dat juss maeks u eben moar adorable den u already waz.
I dinnt sleep wif a stuffyfrend wen I wuz a kid. I starterd after collej. I sez dat wen I wuz a kid i dinnt HAF to, but bein older dere are mor reezunz u needs stuffy-hugs at nite.
Me too, zski!
A coupla yeers ago I gotted a big bag of stuffded animules from Freecycle, to give to mah neece. One of teh animules was a armadillol. It was fuzzy and had stripes, WTF? But from teh top it looked like mah stripey kitteh and was about kitteh size. So I kept it for me because I was going to teh horspital to has sergeries and tehy had a dumb “No Reel Kittehs Aloud In Horspital Plz Kthx” rule. I had to be away from mah kittehs for almost a week and it was comforting to has mah fuzzy armadillol to cuddle. Every time diffrent nerses would come in mah room they would be all “WTF? Does u has a *kitteh* wif u? Oh, it’s stuffded. Wait, whut? It’s a armadillol!”
Later, after I got back home and all better, I gived teh armadillol to mah neece.
Noes, Darrwolff. ICHC repleet wif totul saps!
Ai kudunt sleep 4 long tyme aphter mai wyf sudunly dyd, kryin n so upset, til ai brot hur fabrit hudj floofy whyt stuft poler barr tu bed wif meh. It were amazin haw kumfurtin it wuz, tu haf sumting tu skweez.
Floofy barr n owr kitteh got meh tru it. Joo amung frenz.
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Izzat da wolfee in da sheepee cloze? I has wun, I lurves it soooo much too!!!!!
I iz Kitteh luvr
luv 4 kittehs so clos 2 Vawintine’s!
“Pokie Bear, I haz it”
“Eat your heart out Garfield!”
I tink Nermal stoled Pooky!!!
aww, dis maded mai dai!
Is best happeh vawentimes deh careded ebber!
Kitteh: Dis mah tehdee. Himz mah bess fwenz.
Teddee: Cant… reech… remote!
adowable!
*falz ovr frum teh kyoot*
Reminz me of teh boyfwien. He triz to akt kyoot liek dat.
Liddill Kittehz shoodz
habz a Teddee Bayur 4 wen
Mommeh’z nawt arowndz
Sum wun soff 2 tawllk
2. Kyndz ubz lyke wut Hewminz
wiff dayr Kittehz
Teddee Bayur duzzn’t
sez much. Himz juss needz 2 Bz
huggdz andz skweezd allawt
Jack.
Jak, u maks the kyoot even kyooter.
nyce : )
Kootist ICHC EBBBER!!!!!!
agree!
(explodes)
Soooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
Glad I haded my CHRG(wdoi)! It wud bee splortzbille aroun heer!
This really sweet. Cute
*squeeeeeeeeeee*
S P L O R T
*i’z ded agin*
Methinks kyoot kittehz bayr have ben much wuvved.
Loves kyoot kitteh…WANT!
OMG!The kitteh and tedeh looks like mai aunts kitteh and tedeh.