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holy $#)(*&!!! it’s a montage! get in the car!
The Secret Life of Walter Kitty?
I axully has a Walter Kitty! And yesh I made de connexion!
happy nawt-secund!
Congrats, Froyd, on your nawt-second cliffhanger! Dance shud be to some exciting piece of music!
liek wut?
My favorite eksiting piece of music is the Indiana Jones march. Indy be hot, too. I will danse wid Indy; ya’ll do what yu want.
I b tinking maibee “Secret Agent Cat”?
Dere’s a cat who leadz a life of danger
2 ebbery1 he meetz he staez a stranger
With ebry move he makez anodder chance he takez
Oddz R he won live 2 seez cheezburgerz.
Secret agent cat, secret agent cat
Dey giving you a nomber and takes awae ur name.
xceelint!
Orijunul or Devo verzshun?
Secrit… Asian Cat!
u rytez de buk n eye doo sum drarinz!! mek menny chzbrgaz fur r kittehz!!
deel.?? kthxbai
yeah, don’t montages always come with music? something cheesy like ‘memories’, perhaps?
so did anyone else catch the story about 24 on gawker, where the military has asked 24 to cut back on torture? funny stuff. not so much ha-ha funny, tho.
http://gawker.com/5002804/jack-bauer-to-torture-viewers-with-worst-24-yet
… or holy @#! it’s a MORTGAGE! get in the car …
jack bauer be hopin teh writers’ stryk ending
no kissy stuff?
Best. Post. Evah.
yep
Rillay. And I not watch TeeVee, evah. Dis verreh, verreh clevah!
Jack Bauer kitteh sabes the world againz
Iz dis Jack Bauer or Jack Mauer?
Jack Miauer?
Jack Mauser?
Jack Meower.
dis stuffs too skerry to me. i change to jayne austen marathon.
me, 2!
let’s watch Pryde&Prejoodus!
Wun wif Cawlin Furth n himz wet shirt, plzkthx.
good mewz iz: dat berry wun wuz own last nite own PBS ,and i tapededed it.
bad mews is: i fink teh antikwated VCR eeted it…
i haves that 1! ai can sees it as oftin az ai wunt!
Luv teh Pryde! luv teh Prejoodus!
show must be out ob ideeyuhs;
writers resorting to flashback/dreemseekwence.
next week: talent sho.
Teh nekst seesun shud be abowt sumbuddy gettin catnapped or sassinated. Pat turn iz sassinashun atempt, nooks, ’splodey jurms, sassinashun atempt, ’splodey jurms, nooks. Jack Miauer iz doo fur sassinashun plot.
beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop
ZOMG….teh president did wut ??!!
I wanna see crazy first lady kitteh take out husband
JESUS CHRIST ITZ A TERRORIST! GET IN THE CAR!
no yusin His name as cuss wurd, plz? kthxbai
was Chris Berman of ESPN not available for further harangues?
although you did say plz, so i will give you infinitely more credit than most
and just so evarybudy noze, i am teh ekwul awportunatee ofendar. .
and i tinx dat most of us whut maeks teh joekz about JC are tohse of us who grew up relijus but tehn chaenjed owr minds.
Iz okay to change ur mind about relijun (at least in our kulchur) – still iz nice to be polite to what others peoples hold dear. Unless, of course, there be a physical threat from da utters hold dear – then we cans gets out da pointy ends!
ai haev wut yu wud call “relijun”
ai don’t call it that. ai prefur “relationship wif my Lord”
I’s agree. We be kareful not to offend other relijions (least I haven’t seen any Mohammed jokes); lets ekstend same curtesy to Christians.
thanx. i aprreshiate id.
i purrsonally lyked Froyd’s imaginative use ob ” holy $#)(*&!!! ”
is funnier.
but we’ll nebber no if it haz a froydian slip innit…
I alwais liked the %^$@#*!!! type of cussin’, too. Leaves more to imaginashun. I admits, I do use “kickin’ ass” phrases, and the “pissed off” phrase, and in the pyvacy of my home I use strings of offensive words that shock and appall my dear non-cussing husband (but I don’t use de bad words in publik!!!). But reely, we noes that using the name Jesus Christ as an expletive hurts da Christians’ fielings. I’ve used the x-pression a couple times maiself – once was in a car with husband, priest, and bishop. Bus almost hit us, and I yelled out, “Jesus Christ!” The bishop he looked at me, and I quickly added, “help us!” (Good save!).
But we be lucky to live in kulture where referin’ to Supreme Being as Ceiling Cat is laughed off (by dose who not know His Omni-kitteh-pence), and where people use Dmeaning references to sacred beings and just receive a “please don’t…” from da beleevers; in utter parts of da world, teachers and cartoonists get death threats for “disrespeckting” venerated religious names.
Let’s all play nice in da ol’ sandbox.
nicely said. We had an interesting discussion on this taupik awhile bak. kant find it…D Marie, you out dere?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/21/funny-pictures-licence-and-resgistraion/
see if dis linky is relevunt to owr inturestz.
okay, i posted teh relevunt link. but…you guessd it- WP eeted it.
Maybe this helps. I would feel nawt good if sumbody used a freind’s name in a disrespektufl way, adn we wuld awl speek up if sumone used anuther cheezpeeps naem as a “cuss werd”.
I think this meme is meant to be funny, adn I don’t reely taek offense. I don’t think any offense is intended
I just prefer that the name of Jesus, who has deigned to call me frend, be treeted in the same way as you would any other frend ob mine.
kthxbai.
YAY! maryo iz mah sistah!!!
ai seez yu wen we getz 2 heven!
Sorry – I musta just missed your call when I went through here… but you found the page. I second everything you said.
(I givd maseff to Jeebus…. an nao He nebber cawls….)
An I haz a relayshunship wiff ma Lord too… when I puts awn da wristcuffs an collar, ma Hubbee/Mastur treets me reeeeel good!! [runs off to nawtee barn]
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mah cheezfrendz b bros&sistahz in Him!!!!
ai b meetin yu in heven! (tank yu, Jesus!!!!!)
To wut Cookie’s Human sed…
Menny yeerz ago I was downtown wif mai oldes son on Christmas Eve. We wuz standin in front of teh bank wen a man went up to teh door, tryd to open it, then turned aroun an yelled, “O, fur C*****’s saek, the bank’s closed!”
To wich mai den 9-yeer-old wisperd, “Dat’s *exackly* whai teh bank’s closed!”
Out uv teh moufs uv babez…
Sumtymez insted I uze “CHEEZITS”
So wun yr ago dis wuz funnee, nao is offensiv?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion/
Ai am parshul to ’sassafrassasocxashml’. Dat’s wut Muttley alwayz sez. Yoo recomember him, rite? Rite?
yay mutley! i likes his cussin!
trust me, CH, ai will neber maek fun ov enny other relijun.
ai luv yu&all my cheezfriend!
Dis old meme been on ICHC 4 da looong time. Joo likely to seez it again. Came from da kon front station between a real lion an da hooomins. I’m sorry it offends joo an Cheesfrends always try to be nyce to each udder, but I’m afraid dis one gonna com back. If it helps, it de only swearin ob any kind I eber seed on dis site an I r turnin into senior memeber cuz a hole crop of Cheezfrends hab moved on.
Maybe we makz a symbol da officerial substitute? Cheezfrends, what jooz finks?
Sowwy, butt “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION” is heer tu stai.
I welcum noocumers tu ICHC as much as aneewun, butt owr old joaks will stai. Yoo can reed it as Jiminey Crikkit insted of J**** C***** if yoo wunt. Yur choyce.
Amen W.Chuck!
i kant deeeside if ayem an newcomer. am i an old newbie? oar a new oldie?
on sekund thot, dont anser dat…
Ai thot yoo wuz a fikschur.
I ben seeun yur naym a lawng tym.
Wat kinda fikschur yoo wanna bee? I am parshul tu kichun sinx.
ooooooooh. i nebber ben axed dat before. i gotta fink about dis!!!! iz importantlike!
oh, grate! ai started relijus d-bate!
and u is powet and duzzent eben no it!
oooo oooo oooo Woodchuck-re: fixchure:
i deesided i wanna be a Farra Faucet.
Mary, yoo mayk mii laff!
Shud ii trai tu turn yoo on?
Mebbee not.
I would like you all to know that I own an orange cat. He is horribly offended by the whole “The orange ones are poison” meme. Please never use it again. I realize that it has been part of the culture of ICHC for sometime, but it’s offensive.
BTW, my other cat just passed away from complications from high cholsetrol. This was from eating too many cheeseburgers. Please stop the “I can has cheesburgr” meme too.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Meanwhile, Jack Bauer did something important.
ooooo, we has teh sexx, violins, intreeg, misstry……
when’s he use the litter box?
and when does himz eat gooshie fuds ?
Chinese kittehs only gabe Jack kitteh the store brand crunchee fuds.
:gasp
An kittehs snooz fur abowt 16 ours purr dai. So show shud be cawled “8,” rite?
Likwid shute from noze, kee bord wets…
vry full of funnies, R of C
jack bauer kitteh to stripey chinese kitteh: Stop; don’t be torturing Audreh kitteh,
I will doze what you wantz, I will give the location of midge’s nipz stash.
I would totally watch an All-Cat version of 24.
A few years ago, I tried doing an All-Cat version of “Death of a Salesman.” It didn’t work out too well. Cats just don’t take direction well.
On the other hand, my All-Dog “Annie Get Your Gun” was a triumph.
Hmmm, obleek refrens to Willyum Peter Blattee’s “Ninth Configyurashun”?
Dey hadda karactur hoo wannid to do Shaykeespeeare wif goggeez. Berree weerd moobee, wun uv hubbee’s faves!
http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0081237/
Willie Lolman kitteh.
you needs these guyes to halp you with teh kittehs
“WE BE RUNNINZ OUTTA TIEM!!11!11#$$!!!”
No rest fur teh wikkid…
edzakley…
taht iz whai ai drinkz so mush kawfee and redbull…i can sleep when i get to teh eternal nawty barn in teh baesmint
OMG!!1!! So win!! I lurvs dis show!!
OMG OMG bottom right IS THAT THE LORD OF THE RINGS ONLINE??!?!!?!?!!?!??
I votes 4 “jumpin’ jehose-cat” insted of ours Frends Naym.
Teh folowin lols take plais betwien 4 and 5 pm.
I still thinks that bottom left picshure is funniest thing I ever seen on here, an possibly in life!
Thankses 4 teh funnies commentz!!!!!1!!
Rachel of Cyberia 9 votes
when’s he use the litter box?
two_kittehs 10 votes
and when does himz eat gooshie fuds ?
two_kittehs 6 votes
Chinese kittehs only gabe Jack kitteh the store brand crunchee fuds.
:gasp
jpet Unrated
An kittehs snooz fur abowt 16 ours purr dai. So show shud be cawled “8,” rite?
awesome lolz!
I bet dis wud b funnir ef i wach 24.
Jack Meower sez: “TELLS ME WHO IZ YOU WORKING FOAR!!!!”
New commenter, is that World of warcraft on the computer, bottom right? My kitty chases the little hand pointer around
(Sorry, I am not fluent in Lolspeak yet, if I begin commenting more, I will have to study it)
heh, your cat plays WoW?
dat 1 talented kitteh
oh, name, teh lolspeek iz not sumfing wich can b studdied, it must b FELT.
my yung padwan.
i jist had a totle obi-wan momunt der.
First thing I notice is… the cat is playing wow.
Second thing I notice, ~ captions~
LULZ
this is rilly funny!!!!!!!<3
omg my kitty made it onto the 24 montage!! HA NIGHT VISION GIBSON!
OMG! My cat is on ICHC!! She’s the Cat pawing the screen
You tube = “wow cat” 
werld uv warcrft!
btm ryt screen ^^
WoW Kitteh!!!
I think the cat is playing Guild Wars, not WoW.
LOL ALLIANCE
hahaha, even the cat cant stand alliance! haha great one!
Hmm…I think this may be closer to NUMB3RS than 24…NUMB3RS had an episode revolving around an MMORPG.
omg Iz World of Warcraft! LOL
ZOMG World Of warcraft bottom right! I LUVETH YOU! (Mounts are fun
)
warxraft !<333
Widget bucks has much better customizable ad boxes now so you don’t have to use the standard one anymore. I recommend the clear white one for this Cheezburger site.
Iz cat playin #$%@in World Of Warcraft?!