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Froyd

holy $#)(*&!!! it’s a montage! get in the car!

Cookie's human

The Secret Life of Walter Kitty?

Nangycat

I axully has a Walter Kitty! And yesh I made de connexion!

 
 
no 1 in particular

happy nawt-secund!

 
Cookie's human

Congrats, Froyd, on your nawt-second cliffhanger! Dance shud be to some exciting piece of music!

Cookie's human

My favorite eksiting piece of music is the Indiana Jones march. Indy be hot, too. I will danse wid Indy; ya’ll do what yu want.

 
Cweenmj

I b tinking maibee “Secret Agent Cat”?

Dere’s a cat who leadz a life of danger
2 ebbery1 he meetz he staez a stranger
With ebry move he makez anodder chance he takez
Oddz R he won live 2 seez cheezburgerz.

Secret agent cat, secret agent cat
Dey giving you a nomber and takes awae ur name.

 
onceajinx

Orijunul or Devo verzshun?

Secrit… Asian Cat!

 
gibbocat

u rytez de buk n eye doo sum drarinz!! mek menny chzbrgaz fur r kittehz!!
deel.?? kthxbai

 
 
 
stend

yeah, don’t montages always come with music? something cheesy like ‘memories’, perhaps?

so did anyone else catch the story about 24 on gawker, where the military has asked 24 to cut back on torture? funny stuff. not so much ha-ha funny, tho.

http://gawker.com/5002804/jack-bauer-to-torture-viewers-with-worst-24-yet

 
 
Nangycat

… or holy @#! it’s a MORTGAGE! get in the car …

 
 
julyisthebestmonth

jack bauer be hopin teh writers’ stryk ending

 
 
 
Nangycat

Rillay. And I not watch TeeVee, evah. Dis verreh, verreh clevah!

 
two_kittehs

Jack Bauer kitteh sabes the world againz

Wolverine Girl

Iz dis Jack Bauer or Jack Mauer?

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

dis stuffs too skerry to me. i change to jayne austen marathon.

no 1 in particular

me, 2!
let’s watch Pryde&Prejoodus!

diva

Wun wif Cawlin Furth n himz wet shirt, plzkthx.

mary O'Spockn

good mewz iz: dat berry wun wuz own last nite own PBS ,and i tapededed it.
bad mews is: i fink teh antikwated VCR eeted it…

no 1 in particular

i haves that 1! ai can sees it as oftin az ai wunt!
Luv teh Pryde! luv teh Prejoodus!

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

show must be out ob ideeyuhs;
writers resorting to flashback/dreemseekwence.

mary O'Spockn

next week: talent sho.

 
jpet

Teh nekst seesun shud be abowt sumbuddy gettin catnapped or sassinated. Pat turn iz sassinashun atempt, nooks, ’splodey jurms, sassinashun atempt, ’splodey jurms, nooks. Jack Miauer iz doo fur sassinashun plot.

 
 
stabboholics anonymous

beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop

 
LBeeeze

ZOMG….teh president did wut ??!!

 
robnj

I wanna see crazy first lady kitteh take out husband

 
diva

JESUS CHRIST ITZ A TERRORIST! GET IN THE CAR!

no 1 in particular

no yusin His name as cuss wurd, plz? kthxbai

The Crapture

was Chris Berman of ESPN not available for further harangues?

The Crapture

although you did say plz, so i will give you infinitely more credit than most

The Crapture

and just so evarybudy noze, i am teh ekwul awportunatee ofendar. .

and i tinx dat most of us whut maeks teh joekz about JC are tohse of us who grew up relijus but tehn chaenjed owr minds.

Cookie's human

Iz okay to change ur mind about relijun (at least in our kulchur) - still iz nice to be polite to what others peoples hold dear. Unless, of course, there be a physical threat from da utters hold dear - then we cans gets out da pointy ends!

 
no 1 in particular

ai haev wut yu wud call “relijun”
ai don’t call it that. ai prefur “relationship wif my Lord”

 
 
 
 
Cookie's human

I’s agree. We be kareful not to offend other relijions (least I haven’t seen any Mohammed jokes); lets ekstend same curtesy to Christians.

mary O'Spockn

thanx. i aprreshiate id.

mary O'Spockn

i purrsonally lyked Froyd’s imaginative use ob ” holy $#)(*&!!! ”
is funnier.

but we’ll nebber no if it haz a froydian slip innit…

Cookie's human

I alwais liked the %^$@#*!!! type of cussin’, too. Leaves more to imaginashun. I admits, I do use “kickin’ ass” phrases, and the “pissed off” phrase, and in the pyvacy of my home I use strings of offensive words that shock and appall my dear non-cussing husband (but I don’t use de bad words in publik!!!). But reely, we noes that using the name Jesus Christ as an expletive hurts da Christians’ fielings. I’ve used the x-pression a couple times maiself - once was in a car with husband, priest, and bishop. Bus almost hit us, and I yelled out, “Jesus Christ!” The bishop he looked at me, and I quickly added, “help us!” (Good save!).

But we be lucky to live in kulture where referin’ to Supreme Being as Ceiling Cat is laughed off (by dose who not know His Omni-kitteh-pence), and where people use Dmeaning references to sacred beings and just receive a “please don’t…” from da beleevers; in utter parts of da world, teachers and cartoonists get death threats for “disrespeckting” venerated religious names.

Let’s all play nice in da ol’ sandbox.

 
mary O'Spockn

nicely said. We had an interesting discussion on this taupik awhile bak. kant find it…D Marie, you out dere?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

okay, i posted teh relevunt link. but…you guessd it- WP eeted it.

Maybe this helps. I would feel nawt good if sumbody used a freind’s name in a disrespektufl way, adn we wuld awl speek up if sumone used anuther cheezpeeps naem as a “cuss werd”.

I think this meme is meant to be funny, adn I don’t reely taek offense. I don’t think any offense is intended

I just prefer that the name of Jesus, who has deigned to call me frend, be treeted in the same way as you would any other frend ob mine.
kthxbai.

no 1 in particular

YAY! maryo iz mah sistah!!!
ai seez yu wen we getz 2 heven!

 
 
D Marie

Sorry - I musta just missed your call when I went through here… but you found the page. I second everything you said.

 
onceajinx

(I givd maseff to Jeebus…. an nao He nebber cawls….)

An I haz a relayshunship wiff ma Lord too… when I puts awn da wristcuffs an collar, ma Hubbee/Mastur treets me reeeeel good!! [runs off to nawtee barn]

no 1 in particular

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mah cheezfrendz b bros&sistahz in Him!!!!
ai b meetin yu in heven! (tank yu, Jesus!!!!!)

 
 
Cassidy

To wut Cookie’s Human sed…

Menny yeerz ago I was downtown wif mai oldes son on Christmas Eve. We wuz standin in front of teh bank wen a man went up to teh door, tryd to open it, then turned aroun an yelled, “O, fur C*****’s saek, the bank’s closed!”

To wich mai den 9-yeer-old wisperd, “Dat’s *exackly* whai teh bank’s closed!”

Out uv teh moufs uv babez…

 
SarahD

Sumtymez insted I uze “CHEEZITS”

 
 
 
 
Jessarakitty

Ai am parshul to ’sassafrassasocxashml’. Dat’s wut Muttley alwayz sez. Yoo recomember him, rite? Rite?

mary O'Spockn

yay mutley! i likes his cussin!

 
 
no 1 in particular

trust me, CH, ai will neber maek fun ov enny other relijun.
ai luv yu&all my cheezfriend!

 
 
Lucy

Dis old meme been on ICHC 4 da looong time. Joo likely to seez it again. Came from da kon front station between a real lion an da hooomins. I’m sorry it offends joo an Cheesfrends always try to be nyce to each udder, but I’m afraid dis one gonna com back. If it helps, it de only swearin ob any kind I eber seed on dis site an I r turnin into senior memeber cuz a hole crop of Cheezfrends hab moved on.

Maybe we makz a symbol da officerial substitute? Cheezfrends, what jooz finks?

 
woodchuck

Sowwy, butt “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION” is heer tu stai.

I welcum noocumers tu ICHC as much as aneewun, butt owr old joaks will stai. Yoo can reed it as Jiminey Crikkit insted of J**** C***** if yoo wunt. Yur choyce.

 
mary O'Spockn

i kant deeeside if ayem an newcomer. am i an old newbie? oar a new oldie?

mary O'Spockn

on sekund thot, dont anser dat…

 
woodchuck