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exzakt changj onleee!
oar hab yore cheezeyspeedy pass reddy.
Looks leik he be arriving by air!
whoa- wuz dat a transpoatuh akseedent? i disappeeere fur awhile, den i camed bak!
Diz be a strange one! First posted, saw me and gascat – but not Mary! Then screened suddenly refreshed – unaided! – and dere was Mary as nawt-second!
Maybe folks at ICHC controls flying a little high too 2day???
Still, Mary, congratulashuns on second time not-second today (you HAS been assimilated!!!); glad you wuz not injured in transporter aksident (from whut I’se read, dose aksidents can seriously discombobulate deh body!)
yup. be cuss ob teh transporder malfunshun dere bee two ob me nao., yes, you shud be wurried.
Congwachulashuns Gascat! don’t get toooop close to CH while wee sillybrate FFL (furvest frum last) she be ssimilaaytin peeps rite adn left!!
Iz one Mary nice, and the other be nawty?
Teh nawty wun’s teh orijjinal ;o)
*ahem*
kettle hears pot sayin sumfin about a color skeem.
dat lastest comet wuz fur SJ. but dere wuz no “reply hear” clikerplacethingy.
*snickur*
icanhasdietdrpeppur wifff dat snikers?
Ohai –
Plz splain how y’awl do “refresh.” It sound liek gud idea, but I has no kloo.
Fank yoo!
It is a function of your internet browser – in Firefox it is a blue circular arrow, and in IE7 it is a pair of green arrows that look like (). It reloads the page you are viewing. You need to do it frequently when lots of people are commenting so that you see all the new comments.
Fanks berry mush, D Marie! Dat mus be teh blak sirkular arrow heer on Safari.
Did eneebuddy heer teenie tinee voyce sayin, help meh, help meh?” Bzzzzzt!
bunway kitteh-karrier jet, coming in fora landing!
It b Bunway airliens 815!!!! crash in teh Pacific!!!!! OH NOES!!!!!!!!!
Lost FTW! I can haz Soyer n Sigheed plz? No Ben, himz da creepee.
agreed! ai no benry gale-linus! ai liek Jakc!
bunway flite unexpectedly diverted to garden landing fur pilot refueling.
bunway pilots eezily distrackted by teh site uv carrat tops
until then we waits aowt here an gets cold.
If we luk for it, it will cum sooner.
it cums ebben faster if u drop yur ticket and teh wind trais to carree it awai an u haff too chase it.
I tinks dat liting up a sigaret has same effekt.
Eye heer dey addin eggstra kitteh’s tu da lyne.
I hope dey r teh round jumbo size Monorail Cats.
(ore maybee teh nice beeg floofy googie-railcar? Such a frenly pup!)
exact change ownlee!
dis wun postededed above. sowy, thot it got eeeted ( de wuns dat got eeted eurleir nebber showeded up, but ob course, dis wun did)
move on. deese are nawt teh funnies you wuz luukin foar.
They R teh funnee I waz lukin fur!
it beez teh funnee ah wuz lukin 4, yep dat’s it. sumtaymes teh funniest
pointee enz up in rong plaic………. wahhhhh
sposed to be up under wai up der, nao my turnz to sai – move on – nawt teh commintz yu was lookin 4
den it moooooooovez…….. berry straingeeeeeee
i fink teh mice mad sinetists are ‘sperimentin on us.
n I thot I wuz looooooooozing mai mind. maibe liddle bit ob dat too….. old kitteh’s timers
I’m finkin whut yer finkin’ mary o, butt yoo know it’z R own fawlt–iffn wii hadknot spiced there brayns, those mad mice cooldn’t B tryin 2 take obber teh whirled!
herz momorail cat comin
Monorail Cat waz ‘posed to b heer 5 minits ago.
I’ll bet that wen it finally gets heer, anudder one will b rite behind it.
Monorail Cats r ‘posed to be solitaree, but dey alwais travel in herds.
yeh, well. they b liek monorail panda
In Soviet Russia, monorail cat awaits YOU!!
… in soviet russia, monorail kitty has broken down at the station and you’re left waiting, for hours, in the siberian winter
meanwhile, back at kitty wimbledon, martina natrilova has the serve …
speekin ob teh tenish…tihs piksture looks laik teh speck-taters at teh wun-sided tenish mash to mee.
This could cause sum major hed splortin. Hope u all has ur CHRG (wdoi).
F u ryd da monorail cat alla tym u shud get da firtdy dai pas.
Nao, wen it gets heer, I doan wanna see enny pushin or shovin or hed butting. It’s nawt gonna leave till we awl gets on. And, watch ur tayl so it izn’t flippin in ennyone’s whiskers. Marmalade, dat meens u.
Affer awl, we r kittehs – not a bunch ov rood goggies.
Plz tu renember tu pik up awl yur pakagez. Rename seeted til wii getz tu ur stop.
Woah! Luk at da bottum uff da commentz box, dere iz a lolspeak linkee dere. Whut iz dat??
an renember not to tawk to da operader during teh jernee.
-monorail cat has gud helf n sayftees reputayshun to be upholded.
Yaw sayftee be impordunt to da cumpanee.
Meenwhyle, at da kitteh tennus turn o’ mint…
I wuz in crankee kitteh mood today (anudder 20 below day in stoopy fweezzin cawld Cheecago, why does I lib here??) so nutting funneh to say…but jus lookin at deez babees makes me moar better!!
Iz nawt 20 beelo. Iz onlee 6 beelo. Buts we can has elebentysben more inchs f sno dis affernoon.
Ai r sik f weerin mai bootz. N alla da xtra layrs.
uh huhhh..iz too 20 beelo wid teh windzchillinu I tink. Tink monorail cat wood take us somwerez warm? Ai weerin tree sweaters n mai bootz too. Vearwy ready fur dis to be ober naow.
Triboone site sez itz eleben degris abof 0 rite naow. Wif windychill maeks it 5. N itz startin 2 sno 2 da left of us.
Srry – ai jus liks to exzagerinate mai “woe iz me” act somtimz. N uv course, noaw here teh sno comes! I goin hom n gonna drink sum hot chawcolut maabe wit sum brandiez init.
Triboone gotzes tom skilling. Him tawks a lot but him usually rong.
An ennywayz, wen u gets down to debatin differnce between -5 an -20, you has officially crosseded into da relm of “IT’S TOO @#%@*&#^!#$ COLD!!!” Once u getz dere, numbers don’t mattr much ennymoar.
an I too am sicktodeff of wearin my bootses. Esp since lastweekend dey sprunged a leek in all da slusheewatr. Cold wet paws, PLEH, do NOT WANT!
Now would not be a good time to tell you that we no longer need to wear what we laughingly call ‘coats’ here, would it? I have switched to my ‘jacket,’ which I believe you would call a windbreaker.
ratzenfratsenskar BBQ!!!! that is foar D Marie and her sweet little comment on jackets.
iz still coooooooooooooooooooold here wif windchill in teenytineeNew ingerland.
Three doors down, Mrs Willis opens a can of toona.
an whad a beuteefull tune it is, fink teh fore felions!
did sum1 say tuna?
We hab notissed sumthin odd abowt Esme kitteh…. she doesnt eat anythin cept her kitteh fud. She will lap up tuna juice, but she leeves teh little tuna scraps, she drinks water and hubby’s icy T, but teh only fud she eats is her kibble. She stil begs alla time, but tehn jest luks at it.
siwy kitteh!
Esme sounds like a dainty liddle sweety-pi. Kiss hurr for mii, ktnxbai
Mai Hazel kitteh bees saklee teh sayme.She be shoutin for fud but onee eet teh
xspensive kibbles-I gets looks of disgust if I try to put Go-kitteh in teh dish.
Mai Fern kitteh she be lykin mostlee ebberthing.Her favereretist is teh Ham or bacons.When she dussent cum in I shouts ‘Ferny Ham ‘ an she cums runnin an wavin teh floofy tayl plumage.
Mai naybers finks I am teh mad kitteh laidee.!!
Mai tids be from teh rescuw shelter n teh reskuw peeps fed dem on teh Hills science fud.I keeps dis up cuz dey r deserve it.Ai lub my floofy girlys.Dey bees in a fureva home wiv mee♥♥♥
Iz at tymez leik dhis dah U reeli miss Shera wehn shez nawt heer.
1 uv mah babees will do teh carneevor fandango foar turkey an beggin foar anyting Iahm etin, teh ottur 1 tinks awl fuds come frum cans an only liks at teh joose if I gives sumting off plate. Individuality, cats has them.
Not long for Monorail Cat… den we can get to Magick Kingdom at Diz-nee Wurrld!
Oh weyt, darn it. I wan Monorayl Cat fr Epkawt. Skyooz I, needz tu leev laiyn.
SPACE TENNIS
It’s teh Amazing Pong!
Tennis in Vertchewall Space!
More bars in more places
Miss Jennyanydots at teh Gumby Skool ob Kats
teaches hurr jong stoodents
teh art ob stiking dere nosees in teh aere;
Praktice maykes perrfekt!
dey also lern 2 do teh poses 4 teh artist!
hehe!…smooth…hahA!!!!!…SMALL JOKE!
o, hai, MS11! wut yu think about me opining a cheezburger diner? i wunt yur opinyun! at teh comments, ai sell cheezburgerz & enny non-akahalic drinks!
susspektz, turn leff. nau rite. nubber fowr, setpz forwurd. Dis da kitteh hoo stoled ur bukket, sur?
We lubs fiarwerks.
standin’ onnda kornerm wachin; awl teh bois go buy…
Frum teh moast hapee fella.
(proadway play from teh I Luv Lussee sho)
Standin on teh corner in Winslow AZ…
Eeglets ref FTW
y we has too ryed teh skool buss?
Skool buss? U kids hab it easy.
Wud u rather walk to skool liek I did wen I waz a kitten?
Lemme tell u, wen I waz a kit…
awwwwwww mooommmmmmmmmmm. taek us in ur car. teh buss dryvr is meen!
Eeney, Meeney, Miney, Moe,
Catch a kitteh by its toe
I’ll take “Meeney” cause he’s orange!
ai b liekin “Moe”! he kyoot!
monorail cat b runnin late 2day
Leevs awn the lyn? Rong kynd ob sno? Jumper awn teh Norvern Lyn? Tehse, an moer, R daylee ekscyooses in TeenyTiny Ingerlan (an elswher too, no dowt)
2day teh cumduktur fall aseeps a wuz late 2 work
Sum1 b givin me 4 chezburger! B there anover troll? DO NOT LIEK!!!!!!!!
trollz is N-ebbytable. *sighs* butt wii awl know it, an wii votes yoo back up agin! Keep up the good comets, #1!
thx, kitkay! ai luvs good chezfriends! wii awl votes 5 for awl teh cheezez!
non-akahallik drinks 4 all teh cheezfriends!
Plz to nawt be forgettin teh broken rail at Basingstoke (yesturdai) an teh “oh, sowwy, we cuddn’t find teh big trane so u has teh small wun, an teh neckst wun’s canselled becoz um well just becos so plz to stand up for teh neckst forty miles kthkufortravellinonSowfWestTranesbai”.
Hmm dis be relaytin to Ambercat’s commint on wut is laffably called public transport in dis countree.
Mawrningtun Kresent klozd?
Eggsy-stenshall kittehs be Waytin for Goado
he sed he’d com…
Godda go, can’t wate enny longer.
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
(RIP Roy Scheider!)
Yes, RIP Roy. I liked him. He died of same illness Gramma had – Multiple Myeloma is a DO.NOT.WANT.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!!! RIP
Nawt “Raysing iz lyfe; Ebreeting els iz jst wayting”, and bai Stebe McKween, nawt Ray S NEwai?
it be wun of RS’s lines frum All Taht Jazz
that’s brilliant.
Lissen – yew can heer monorail kitteh a-cummin…
mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww
Darn! He went strait pasted us! Hafta wayte moar, naow!
did it sown lyk peepul fyting wit sords?
A child of five would understand this.
Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Teh Dopler Effect Express.
maibeeee teh strait talk ekspressssssss………. nawt!!
hai, mary o! that’s ‘zackly whut I fot when I seed this pic–Dopler! GMTA. I coold juss here it in my hed. WWWHHhhhhuuuussschhhh……etc.
Is yoo a mujician? Pieano? Tryin’ to ‘bemember; membery fing knot so grate, act…
ohai, kitkay!
i didn noe yoo wuz wae down here!
yes, i am a paino player. adn i likes teh pype organ playing two. yore memeemry seems to be prettie dogone good, oar shud dat bee goggie done gud,,,,mhmm…..
hai back atcha, mary o.! yU wented 2 mujik skool , an gotted a degree (or two) in performance, rite? That’s cool–I like musik, butt my finngers knot berry koordinated *sigh*I lubs in a Uni town, an sumtimes usta go to student resightals at teh concert hall, an it’s so wonderful awl teh talent!!
hai, kitkay! glad we catched each other. Many adults get a great deal of pleasure learning to play the piano, even when starting in “retirement age”. I have 2 women students over the age of mumumumble mumbleleemumble , both beginners and are both doing splendidly. And, they didn’t know each other before meeting between their consecutive lessons one day, adn have become fast friends adn partners in crime, terrorizing the surrounding area with their escapades.
So, you might want to consider such an adventure for yourself! Its good therapy for many things.
I did work on it a few years as my son wuz in peeano lessons. I sat in on teh lessons and I practiced teh assignments, too. But I could only get to a certin poynt becuz my finggers aren’t that co-ordinated. And I am not used to reading several notes at a time (chords), because in band, we only play one note at a thyme! I played trumpet in school, because I wanted to be in band, and that wus teh cheepest instrument in the store taht day (tight-wad dad). I fink I’m going to take up French horn now. I picked it out alreddy (expensive bugger!), and I can’t wate!
musicians rool; cuz musik is cool; I sat on a stool, and played trumpet in skool. (My horn’s full of drool)
Him musta been an EXPRESS monorail kitteh.
I heere teh monorailcat cumn
hes cummin roun teh ben
an I aint seen teh cheezburgers sins
i dunno wen
but i’m ——
Conga rats ulayshuns….. on yet ANUDDER nawt seccund , Mary. Izzin innyone dansin?
OK, ai’ll stawrt..How ‘bowt .. Seeelabrayshun time…*Come on* Seeelabrayshun time *Come on* Itz tyme to selabrayte an hab a good tyme…
Ai be dansin too.
maybees wun day ai be a firstest or seccunds.Iz a difrent tyme ob day in dis ingland playce.
But ai not worrees ennyway.Jess reedin all teh udder commentses makes mai day a berry happy and mirthful wun.
Fank yoos all da cheezfren fur all teh funnees an laffs.
Yoo r all wunnerful cheezpeeps dat make ebbereewuns days be brighter.
onny thing that comez close to Meowzaki’s CatBus …
http://www.mech-a.com/shop/images/nekobus-stopMINI.jpg
Mehbee its stuk inna snow
pessimist kitteh sez, “prolly got in wrek. ai miss wurk, nao!”
Jump Freep, jump!
You is being shunned
little bitshen zu musch ‘Rumspringin’, jung ‘unz!
sshun teh unbleever!
sssshhhhhuuunnnnnnnn!!!!
Watching Kobe squirrel dunk the nut
funneh kittehs… me laff hard
teh monorail cat goes by…. maks swoosh snd …
trucker kittehs chek teir tonnije at the weit stashun on Innerstate Fordy
Getz Moar Kittehs in Moar Areas.
teh kittehs payshuntli wayt foar teh rollercoster tew arrive
Moar kittehs in moar places!
this is cute i suppose . I like the I like big Mutts and I cannot lie and the MOm? MOOOMM!!?? one but i must say i loooovvveeee em all