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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Get back on kompyooter wheres you belongs.
Dis wun kordless! Wut ai do wif it?
It be hobbes, and in honor ub rodney dill n hobbes I tink we shud skank!
Pik it up! Pik it up! Pik it up!
“Get back on kompyooter wheres you belongs.”
is wireless maus.
Poor kitten needs Mom to show him how to deal with stuffed mouses.
Shood ai swat at it?
Shood ai meep at it?
shood ai run an hide?
Ail fink ail just mull it over and look adooooorabul in teh meen tiem.
*splort*
Dang, fergotted mai CHRG…
Oh, No! Gober! Ur branez are ebberywear! I will helping u.
**gets CCC**
**scoop, scoop.**
**Tuk, Tuk**
Heer, have sum chokklit and a blankie.
I get u a cup of cocoa with whipped creme and chokklit shavings, 2. k?
We needs to post a Splort warning 4 dis kitteh, he b too cyoot.
Epic fail.
Epik belleh!
CHRG(wdoi) alert!!
Snorgle snorgle bebe belleh!!
Iz a maws u beeg pusseh!!!
What a nice belly!
Poek poek
snorgle, snorgle
i can has snorglez 2?
donut forgit yur snorgle snorkle! Avaylabul form yur local CCC
dis foto iz in seeryus need ub splort alert. bebbeh kittehz belly tuu kyoot!
*kwikly puts awn CHRG (wdoi) wiel finkin bowt tacks ritterns*
*splorp*
phew! narrow squeek!
newb needz to know wut meanz: splort, splorp and CHRG ?? Dis in da lolcat
dik-shun-airy ?? Wher i seez dis book ??
is a top seekret invisibul book!
acshully, der be a dikshunairy ifn u looks in the right hand colum. Der be a hand full uv useful linx under deh heading: New to ICHC? It be berry helpful to me.
Splortz iz deh sound ur head makes when it explodes from deh cutenesses ob the kittehs.
CHRG is deh Chicken Headed Rubber Glove u puts ober ur head to keep ur brains from falling out when u splort.
O hai, Rosie! walcum tu ichc!!
Splort be teh noyze wen teh hed esplods frum tuu mush kyootniss.
CHRG = chikkin hed rubber glub. abselyoot muss wen vyoowing pickshers ub tuu-kyoot kittehz. wer CHRG awn hed, an sekyur wif duct taep fer moar saefty.
maekz yur CHRG intu a trendi acksessery by drowin awn it. A elefinkz behynd is a kwyte popyooler dekoraytib moteef, but yu kin drow ennyfink ells, tuu.
Besydz addin a tush ub elligants tu ebbery owtfit, CHRG (wdoi) haz teh medikkl benny fitz, becuz it halps contayn brayns wen hed splortz.
Umm, “splorp” nawt in dikshunerry, wuz jus teh sownd ub mai braynez asplodin insied meh CHRG (wdoi).
Thx fer awl teh above commentz and helpz! I not a newb to da ICHC(May ‘07), jus to da
commentz sexshun caws i haz been intimidated by da eez wit witch u do dis stuff!
U awl be so good at da lolspeak and da loltype! How a kitteh to get gud at dis stuff? I guess bai\
doin dis, rite??? lolz
thx agin and i wishes u gushifoodz awl weak!
O hai Rosie! Joo will fit in gud here. Is lotsa nyse peeps here at ICHC, and joo will has lotsa fun reedin an postin. Welkum!
OHai Rosie - teh lolspeek gets eezee wiv teh pracktiss, until wun day u find urself using it IRL (in real life) wiv hilariyuss (oar sumtims nawt so hilariyuss) cormsekwenses. Ifn u is in important job like brane surjunn oar milly tree commandr, trai to avoid cormfewsing teh lolspeek wiv teh Ingrish (e.g. nurse, I am making the incision behind the occipital nerve now, not - ur brain, ai has it, and it has a flavr; and men, we’ve been under seige for three week and rations are low, not - I can has cheezburgr?).
Mynd U, sayin “I can haz cheezbrgr” can be pretti grate in a brgr joynt.
moe, thx for da welcum! I dunno why i getz so nerbus in da new placez!?
U seam to be da nice peeps in da commentz sexshun! Thx!
No bee nerbus, Rosie. Eberybuddy heer iz berry, berry nyce an welcumming tu nu frenz. Yu will lub it heer!
thot I mite chyme in heeeer……….. about da voting, der seeeems to be teh corm fusion. mos ob da gud guise votes on cheeseburger on teh rite…..number 5 - ebbrybuddy laiks teh votes on teh commints
teh trolls vote on teh number one an bring teh votes down………. maik unhappy cheesepeeps
welcum…… ai not been posting long edder but ebbrybuddy berry frendlish……. hab fun!
Rosie du in purddy gutt ad teh cheezspeak Akshuly.
jamamakitty, tu.
tink cue! taeks a bow n runs under teh bed
It may be trendi an elligant, but I donut get how dis preventz teh hedsplosions:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/09511.html
Someone care to splain it?
ohai tessie….
CHRG bees nawt teh rubbah chikken (ai cans seize how to be confoosed on tihs), but rubbah glubs lyke Dr. Tinycat wood yuse to, ahem, xamne U wif. Wen yous bloes up teh rubbah glub and puts onna haid, teh fingas luk liek chikken hed. Dis be teh mostest impotant weppon in arsanel against splortage of braynes, and teh resultant mess on monitor and keyboards. Plus, teh drawing of teh effinote butt or otter such tings on teh CHRG makes for (w/doi = wiff drawings on itt) mush moar fashion staytment. Yew cans also yews teh lubberly and fashnable swim cap wif teh flours own it to protek from splorting yer braynes ebberyware. Add to bof of tehse teh duckie taype to secure awl dis stuf and VIOLA, yew has proteckshun! Yew cans then luk at teh too much kyutage of teh kittehs in relatif sayftee.
If yew mess up and forgetted the CHRG(w/doi), den yew muss wayt fur teh CCC!!! Dey will saves yew. Manfred Mom and manny udders are at teh reddy to assist wif/chocklit and sawft blankies and will tuk teh splortage bak in yer skul few yew. Sumtymes, dat be ebben better than using CHRG, cuz yew gets chocklits and snorgles!
kthnxbai!
Kitteh: Aaaaaaaah!
Mowsie: Aaaaaaah!
Kitteh: Le’s jus ferget this evar happind. U go this way, I go dat wey. Awryte?
Mowsie: If u sey so
Garfield: Teh Early Years
poor kitteh… he needs to be shown whut to do wit teh liddel rodent
Yung kitteh must use teh Force…and act on instink.
Mowsie: I kaim to se ur belleh–ar it 2 hoomins kissun? Or a ourglass?
Kitteh: nomnomnomnom.
Seemz tu b a lawt uv deez awptikul ilshun kittehz deez deyz.
Eye o da Tiger, i dont has it.
teh bebee kitteh IS a tiger!
Dis mus be Da Mouse Dat Roared…
Grayt, moar uv R tacks munnez at wurk….
Sin diz befowah. Wuz ‘Hoo brohgt dis ting in mah howz?’ or summink.
But is zo kewt kitteh dat iz gud to c agin! Major splurts >>>>>>>>
War kitteh live?
Dis luks lika a bank or sumpthin?
Maybe kitteh iz a seacurity gard?
Dat howse is unnatcherully cleen. Nawt eben any kitteh floof. Ai fink we has seen dis wun before, but ai doez nawt care as ai fink it is teh kewtest fing evva. Dat kitten is preshuss an needs to be reskewed from teh scarily cleen howse an relocated to my nawt-cleen but kitteh frendly howse, wehr ai will luv him an skweeze him an cawl him Jorj.
Yesh, when bad peeps try to rob teh bank, kitteh will maik dere heds go SPLORT!
yep, an u haz stummbbleded uppawn our deveeus meffod ov endin teh warz….we “Sow dem teh kitn !!” hedz splort, an …..end ov war…..
kitn bellehz ….teh seecut wepun….
err….. we “SHOW dem teh kitn” noawt “sow” kitnz
okthxby
Is gud idea! But we gots to gib teh sivilyans CHRGs (wdoi) so dere duznt bee enny innosent peeps ded frum teh splorts.
lyke Mounty Piefon’z ‘Phuniest Joak n da Werld’ sketch butt nsted ov braims splortage, ebberbugdy lafft deyseffs 2 deff.
steroid - so neow mowz c belleh frum inzyde!! nom nommed
What you meanz it da year of da rat and kittehs have to be wery nice to rats and do what rats tells dem to do ????
Dun worry, it wun’t bite, it nos the oranj wuns are poizin.
Oh noze! Eye can feelz et common…
Splort! Pzzzzz…
Der goez da ayr ‘tween mah earz
Whoo hoo hoo!
Der goez da Last Lonely Lyttle Brayn Cel
And et beez da Moanday afaor da cafeen sewz Eye dunnit haz da getz up tu goez afteer da LLLBC. Pluz Eye r ded frum da kyooet.
Sew dang kyooet…
Oh, I new wii needed a splort worning!
Heer, I helping u, too. Louresmont. I catchted ur escapading brane cellz.
*scoop, scoop. Tuk, tuk.*
Heerz a snug blankie for u and some chokklit and hot cokoa wit deh whipped creme and chokklit spinklez. Noaw try not to be luking at the kyooetnesses. U be better soon.
Lukkily ur onlee mostlee ded.
Pwincesss Bwide Ref!11!! FTW!!!
mewwage…
Klewles kitn sez “Plz stawp invaydin mah purrrsunul spays.”
Fees Fies Foes Fum!!
oh hai, pleez to rub bellie fur gud luck? kthnx.
Teh belleh… must… snorgle… teh belleh…
Ow! Hitted mah noes on teh pyooter skreen.
Dis kitteh skor 10.5 on KKS (Kitteh Kyootness Skaal), witch onlee goz tu 10!
Kitteh Kawzd Kumpulshuns… we kannut rezizt dem.
Ai has a mows. Now wut ai do wiv it?