O hai Rosie! Joo will fit in gud here. Is lotsa nyse peeps here at ICHC, and joo will has lotsa fun reedin an postin. Welkum!

OHai Rosie - teh lolspeek gets eezee wiv teh pracktiss, until wun day u find urself using it IRL (in real life) wiv hilariyuss (oar sumtims nawt so hilariyuss) cormsekwenses. Ifn u is in important job like brane surjunn oar milly tree commandr, trai to avoid cormfewsing teh lolspeek wiv teh Ingrish (e.g. nurse, I am making the incision behind the occipital nerve now, not - ur brain, ai has it, and it has a flavr; and men, we’ve been under seige for three week and rations are low, not - I can has cheezburgr?).

Mynd U, sayin “I can haz cheezbrgr” can be pretti grate in a brgr joynt.

No bee nerbus, Rosie. Eberybuddy heer iz berry, berry nyce an welcumming tu nu frenz. Yu will lub it heer!

thot I mite chyme in heeeer……….. about da voting, der seeeems to be teh corm fusion. mos ob da gud guise votes on cheeseburger on teh rite…..number 5 - ebbrybuddy laiks teh votes on teh commints

teh trolls vote on teh number one an bring teh votes down………. maik unhappy cheesepeeps

welcum…… ai not been posting long edder but ebbrybuddy berry frendlish……. hab fun!

Rosie du in purddy gutt ad teh cheezspeak Akshuly.

jamamakitty, tu.

tink cue! taeks a bow n runs under teh bed

ohai tessie….
CHRG bees nawt teh rubbah chikken (ai cans seize how to be confoosed on tihs), but rubbah glubs lyke Dr. Tinycat wood yuse to, ahem, xamne U wif. Wen yous bloes up teh rubbah glub and puts onna haid, teh fingas luk liek chikken hed. Dis be teh mostest impotant weppon in arsanel against splortage of braynes, and teh resultant mess on monitor and keyboards. Plus, teh drawing of teh effinote butt or otter such tings on teh CHRG makes for (w/doi = wiff drawings on itt) mush moar fashion staytment. Yew cans also yews teh lubberly and fashnable swim cap wif teh flours own it to protek from splorting yer braynes ebberyware. Add to bof of tehse teh duckie taype to secure awl dis stuf and VIOLA, yew has proteckshun! Yew cans then luk at teh too much kyutage of teh kittehs in relatif sayftee.

If yew mess up and forgetted the CHRG(w/doi), den yew muss wayt fur teh CCC!!! Dey will saves yew. Manfred Mom and manny udders are at teh reddy to assist wif/chocklit and sawft blankies and will tuk teh splortage bak in yer skul few yew. Sumtymes, dat be ebben better than using CHRG, cuz yew gets chocklits and snorgles!

kthnxbai!