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hold teh pikuls, pls
Conga-rats, Mary of the House of Spock!I beleeves you have been assimilated into the Borg-like presishun! Whut dance be you like? Wid cows and crops, maybe shud be somethin’ rural and basic…”Elderly Man of the House of Donald Owned a Considerable Land-Tract Devoted to Agricultural Purposes, Eee iii, Eee iii, O.”
hey! eatin lunch here, no makin teh whiskers laff while eatin!
jus kiddin, pleez retrn to above hilaritee. an congrats mary o’spockn. i dans teh chikn dans, (goin wif teh barnyard theem…
*flap*
*flap*
cluck
pluck
peck
*cheep*
okiee dokeey. i ben in pursuit of untaemed ornithoids postin a linkee dat got eeted (mebbee it’ll showup layteh),
so gote hed, maek it sew…
extruh pikels to teh purrsen hwo naems who sed dat “pursoot of untaemed …”
I hed tu luk it up, but I did finded it. Data said it in Star Trak, The Next Generation, and he waz refering tu a wild goose chase.
yay, LyP. Yoo wins a jar ob pikuls (but i eeted dem)
noat to self - nebber eat a whole boddul ob pikuls awl in wun sittin…
hey, Kafleen- if yoo come along atfer wurk adn dose lil hoofs arent too tyred ,do a little danz to “Greeeeeeen Ache urs” fur dis wun! I has teh giglols finkin ob dat donkee dancin.
okay, who wants to dress up as Burgers adn dance to duh kommershul “hold teh pikuls, hold the lettus” song.
I shure do comup wif teh ideeeyuhs when i am sposd to be werkin…
CH, “Elderly Man of Teh House of Donald…” sounded like stuff mai dadddie used to say. “Persons residing in chrystalized edifaces should refrain from casting granite fragments” was one of his favorites.
So that’s where the cream of the crop comes from
Professor Cow is outstanding in her field.
Dr. Temple Grandin is teh Professor ob Cows.
small cow, or BIG lettuce?
looks like a tye wif Moi, Twibble, et tu CH!
Our lettuce is fresh. And that’s no bull.
any cat tle say
u noes how to milk a joke
in matters bovine
udderly
to err is hyuman, to pun, bovine?
i cud ruminate some more
(u haven’t herd teh calf of it)
ayem shure you kan cummup wif sumfin butter.
moo(t) point
When the chips are down, its best to leave them there.
*stomps off in a hoof*
uh oh, luks like pittypat gotted mad cow diseeze
*horndesk*
veal u guys heifer shaddup!?
moomentarily
noap. too busee tootin our own horn.
time to switch to decalfenated . . .
wut’s ur beef, anyhow?
mooi? u muss be on methane-fart-o-means
phew. datz a toxic cowmbinashun.
deffinitely a cowz for alarm….
Y’all R so Bossy! An yoo milk it, doncha?!!
oh, moo hoo. tellit to sumbodee who karez, you bully.
you reelize, of cowse, i yam just being sillee.
…and on the horns of a dilemma.
Dis iz terrybull
Must conseal identatees!
U want friez wit dat order?
and a diet Coke
Supersize please!
Ai dun liek how dat fud iz staring @ mi.
Better tu be starin, dan gorin u wit doez hornee tingz on top!
N e wun gotz de red caype? O lay!
ai gawts a blue caype will taht wurk?
In Soviet Russia, Moss cow watches you.
Whare’s da cheez?
They r cutting teh cheez in teh next feeld ober.
thot that was teh furtilizer
iz dedly methane gassy.
Lo carb, no bun.
The Bun is being hoisted by the Marines in a helichopper
Dun furget teh onyion n teh mayo.
oh an large fryes n colacola- Dr.Plepleh Do not want.
Kthnxbai
Mah fud iz lukin at meh.
Sowy Hissy,
Grate minds…
Noe problm. Ai m glad sumon els Cs da fud lukin at us.
Gud ting teh fud donnut lyke us 4 fud, r weed bean trubble.
Oh noez fud has horns, runs away in the odder direckshuns
RUN AWAYYYYY!!!!!! RUN AWAYYYY!!!!!
shuld we confuzz him bai runnin away sum moar?
one tyme wen ai wuz a liddla kitteh mai mama n daddi wus lukin 4 mee at mi unklels fawrm, n tehy fownd mee en teh penn wit teh bull, sitten awn teh grownd tryen 2 plai wif teh chiccunz… teh bull dinnent bat a i… guess himz fot ai wuz juss anodder won ub teh chiccunz…
Iz moar freshest burgerz .It be still steemin!!
Steem b cumin outta hims ears at teh frot ov a cheezburger.
That’s not burger steemin,’ watch your step
eeeeyoooouuugghhhhh