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hold teh pikuls, pls
Conga-rats, Mary of the House of Spock!I beleeves you have been assimilated into the Borg-like presishun! Whut dance be you like? Wid cows and crops, maybe shud be somethin’ rural and basic…”Elderly Man of the House of Donald Owned a Considerable Land-Tract Devoted to Agricultural Purposes, Eee iii, Eee iii, O.”
hey! eatin lunch here, no makin teh whiskers laff while eatin!
jus kiddin, pleez retrn to above hilaritee. an congrats mary o’spockn. i dans teh chikn dans, (goin wif teh barnyard theem…)
*flap*
*flap*
cluck
pluck
peck
*cheep*
okiee dokeey. i ben in pursuit of untaemed ornithoids postin a linkee dat got eeted (mebbee it’ll showup layteh),
so gote hed, maek it sew…
extruh pikels to teh purrsen hwo naems who sed dat “pursoot of untaemed …”
I hed tu luk it up, but I did finded it. Data said it in Star Trak, The Next Generation, and he waz refering tu a wild goose chase.
yay, LyP. Yoo wins a jar ob pikuls (but i eeted dem)
noat to self – nebber eat a whole boddul ob pikuls awl in wun sittin…
hey, Kafleen- if yoo come along atfer wurk adn dose lil hoofs arent too tyred ,do a little danz to “Greeeeeeen Ache urs” fur dis wun! I has teh giglols finkin ob dat donkee dancin.
okay, who wants to dress up as Burgers adn dance to duh kommershul “hold teh pikuls, hold the lettus” song.
I shure do comup wif teh ideeeyuhs when i am sposd to be werkin…
CH, “Elderly Man of Teh House of Donald…” sounded like stuff mai dadddie used to say. “Persons residing in chrystalized edifaces should refrain from casting granite fragments” was one of his favorites.
So that’s where the cream of the crop comes from
Professor Cow is outstanding in her field.
Dr. Temple Grandin is teh Professor ob Cows.
small cow, or BIG lettuce?
looks like a tye wif Moi, Twibble, et tu CH!
Our lettuce is fresh. And that’s no bull.
any cat tle say
u noes how to milk a joke
in matters bovine
udderly
to err is hyuman, to pun, bovine?
i cud ruminate some more
(u haven’t herd teh calf of it)
ayem shure you kan cummup wif sumfin butter.
moo(t) point
When the chips are down, its best to leave them there.
*stomps off in a hoof*
uh oh, luks like pittypat gotted mad cow diseeze
*horndesk*
veal u guys heifer shaddup!?
moomentarily
noap. too busee tootin our own horn.
time to switch to decalfenated . . .
wut’s ur beef, anyhow?
mooi? u muss be on methane-fart-o-means
phew. datz a toxic cowmbinashun.
deffinitely a cowz for alarm….
Y’all R so Bossy! An yoo milk it, doncha?!!
oh, moo hoo. tellit to sumbodee who karez, you bully.
you reelize, of cowse, i yam just being sillee.
…and on the horns of a dilemma.
Dis iz terrybull
Must conseal identatees!
U want friez wit dat order?
and a diet Coke
Supersize please!
Ai dun liek how dat fud iz staring @ mi.
Better tu be starin, dan gorin u wit doez hornee tingz on top!
N e wun gotz de red caype? O lay!
ai gawts a blue caype will taht wurk?
In Soviet Russia, Moss cow watches you.
Whare’s da cheez?
They r cutting teh cheez in teh next feeld ober.
thot that was teh furtilizer
iz dedly methane gassy.
Lo carb, no bun.
The Bun is being hoisted by the Marines in a helichopper
Dun furget teh onyion n teh mayo.
oh an large fryes n colacola- Dr.Plepleh Do not want.
Kthnxbai
Mah fud iz lukin at meh.
Sowy Hissy,
Grate minds…
Noe problm. Ai m glad sumon els Cs da fud lukin at us.
Gud ting teh fud donnut lyke us 4 fud, r weed bean trubble.
Oh noez fud has horns, runs away in the odder direckshuns
RUN AWAYYYYY!!!!!! RUN AWAYYYY!!!!!
shuld we confuzz him bai runnin away sum moar?
one tyme wen ai wuz a liddla kitteh mai mama n daddi wus lukin 4 mee at mi unklels fawrm, n tehy fownd mee en teh penn wit teh bull, sitten awn teh grownd tryen 2 plai wif teh chiccunz… teh bull dinnent bat a i… guess himz fot ai wuz juss anodder won ub teh chiccunz…
Iz moar freshest burgerz .It be still steemin!!
Steem b cumin outta hims ears at teh frot ov a cheezburger.
That’s not burger steemin,’ watch your step
eeeeyoooouuugghhhhh
It is a patty, tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DhMPthJ4A
ennybunni memember “Cow Patty” bai Jim Stafford?
Yippie I O, Cow Patty
Wz drivn x Yomn & Cow Patty wz on ALL radio stshns. Oy!
won thyme a cow gotted into my back yard (our yard abutts a cow field, an sumone had left teh gate open) an ate R littel vegetable garden. No veggies dat year. But teh grass gott rlly green frum teh nice fertilizer teh nice cow left fore us.
Liek a bull in a salad shop.
gadda have mhy lettuucs
Where’s the Beef!
There!
How very astute Clara Peller.
hunh. idont fink dere’s ennybodee bak dare…
Teh media are abuzz with roomors! Outrayjjuss prices are payd:
$5,000 foar a single originull kabbage patch kow!
it usta come wif a dopshun sert…paypr butt the kow eeted it. wayt 8dais n u can has teh paypr bak…nawt in teh rijinal form tho.
An itz naem is Darby Louanne.
[I alwaes chanjed mah kabbage patch kids' naems. Tehy wuz teh wurst naems evar!]
ohnoes! dat cow be steelin mye salad!
The ingredients of Chocolate Milk was for many years a closely guarded family secret.
cheezburger . . . on teh hoof
ohai, grmelin! did choo make it owt ob dat stikkee sichuashun aftuh you wuz drawpeded thro teh twap doar? i wuz wurreed abowt choo, seeyens hao i pulleded teh swich…
Ohai, Mary O’S! Congrats on yor nawt-sekkund! Yes-indeedie! I maed it saefly owt frum under de trap door.
Aym heer, awl saef an sownd! (An holdin no grudgis.) Twas awl in fun! Kayjoy dropped meh a fur staid kit and a luvverly liddel layer caek – Yum! Datz whut frenz is for! An Miss Dawn wuz standin by wit de defib . . def . . hart shocky thingy just in caes.
No kittehs wuz harmed in teh maykin uv dis advenshoor-uv-teh-Interwebs! No hard feelinz!
*extends orinj paw uv frendship to Mary O’S*
any caek left?
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
owie! is dat a buzzer in yore paw???
wile Mary O S is distrakted by teh buzzer…
BZZZZZZZZT!!!!
Bwa-hahaha-hahaha!
Gotcha wit de old “buzzer in de paw” trik.
*grabz remayning pees uv caek, throwz it in Mary O’S genral direkshun . . . *
snarf!! *catchez it in midaer*
da seekwul: Revendgj of da Cheezburger!!
(u noes da sountrak, rite? da wun wit da cuppl of hoarns?)
hmmmm catsup!
“What’s your coat made of?”
“Leather”
“What?”
“Cowhide.”
“What’s that?”
“Hide, Hide… a cows outside.”
“Why? I’m not afraid of a cow.”
“Herd of cows!”
“Yes, I’ve heard of cows. What about them?”
“No, no, a cow herd!!!”
“A cow heard what?”
[eyes roll]
Cattle drive?
I fink it’s teh goggie’s turn to drive.
i fink teh goggie gotted runned ober by dat cat a few pages ago.
(cat drivers R berry scarry!)
Toonces
Cowcatcher in the rye?
sounds like a training manual
Catkins Diet
plz send back to kitchin, iz a littl too rare
Ize skared! Doze are sum seeryus pointy ends!
Lerking cow cheets at poker by hiding card in ear.
yor iseit too gud!! Didumpt sea cawd til eye uze meye bynoculums!!
A hoal hed ov lettiz!
Iz a moo cow wit no legz “Ground Beef”?
cheeeez *hed desk*
cow wit 2 legs…..lean beef
dis da mowst sinistur cheezeburgerbeest iz evur seed. ‘go hed. cum n git meh.’
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Much letus has miny vitamins&menurals. LONG LIVE LETUS!!!
Psst … lemme go … seriously … I too koot to eeted….
Who getted extra lettus on dems cheezerbur?
` Er, yeah. Why would cowz eat cheez or burgerz when it comes from them?
That is not a cat!!
Ninjacow… is watching you.
YEaahhh! my 2nd submission to reach teh frunt page!!!!
mmmmm… fresh!
mmm beeeffs
no be cheezburger. hid in letus
hrmmm..I liked it
yU were so hongry that yU coold ete a cow?
lok 4 buket tak 2 zo b in pet zo
My Favorite way to die is choking on candy while laughing at lolz.This woulda done it if i had food in my mouth.Bravo.
um, a cow is askin for a burger. theres somthin rong with that
i hat cats
sneaky cow
learns the art of camofleges
lettuce may kontayne treces uv cow
Dat cheezburger isnt riped yet!
y do u hate kittehs? dey r kyoot nd soff nd fuzzeh.