traitor mouse
tells enemy everything
maek sure u r not doublecrossed by teh orange ones…
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“we no like cheese.”
But Ai lyk teh potayters, gro-in Bhyn yur eers!
Congrats on nawt secunds!
Dat moose ez slappin dah bull!
hao boutz teh tree musketears dans………
“awl fer wun and wun fer awl”
flips cape bak n forf……
stomps teh bootz to deh rite
stomps teh bootz to deh lefff
teh dance is a poem of wich eech moofment is a wurld
-mata hari
Cat-ta Hairee?
“spare me, and I’ll tell you where the cheese for your burgers is hidden”
FIRST!!!!!!!!
nah. jus laemest.
Teh showter uf FIRST iz even laemer wehn tehy izn’t even korrecct…. Everywun poynties n Laff!!
Huggy Bear mouse has word on the street.
he’s looking for the razor blade in pam grier’s afro …
is dat huggy bear liek da matador records bands? cuz i used to loves them
Iz Huggy Bear liek teh character in Starsky & Hutch. He wuz a smooth talkin’ pimp who always knew what wuz goin on in teh criminul underworld. Starsky & Hutch went to him whenever dey needed information an in return dey let him go about hiz biziness .
Note to nu cheezfrens – teh linkee under tihs pik tayks yu to teh orijin ob teh whoel “Teh Orinj wuns R Poysun” joek. Kthxbai
“Anyone can cook!!”
ha ha ha! jus saw that last nite!
LOL!
Eer Wurm: Yer Doin It Wrong!
We’s nawt tastee or nootrishus,
unlike teh birdees, fishees, and lizards.
“Ceeling cat iz dog spelt bakwoods…”
“Lefty sez yur neutered! Ai tol him, ‘yu’z wrong, Lefty!’, But, himz telling evvurbuddy…. mite wanna tayke care ob dat liddul prollem, Hank, a fore yu git a bad rep…. ai’m jes sayin…”
teh windtalker mice
helped sekyure Iwo Jima
foar windmaker kats.
Mowzie: u is ‘dopted.
kitteh: SO?!?
Hoomin’s kittehs r chosin 2 bee luvved.. Iz grate, achoolee
Nawt tellin’ te see egrets. Jes tellin’ te gud gossipz. Mausees heer awl te gud gossips, slipin’ rown n te wawlz n awlz. Inniwun noes gud mausee-kitteh kindu dans for tpm? Congrats for nawt secund!
teh seekret ingreedient of ratatooee izzint rat
Iz ‘tooee’?? Ewwwww-y!!
Ooey Gooey waz a worm,
a mitey worm was he…
Onley ef u’r Miz Lovett’s kitteh…
feline ear au naturelle.
NOM
traitor mouse dispensez missinformashun !!!
Vee haff vays ov makeen yuu tokk!
Sed teh clock fixer to teh clock….
yea….teh clox fixer also has wais to make yoo tic
lil gater iz de bess
First burger on front page~
I REWL!
WOOOOT!
ps Oh hai Teho.
congrats little gator!!
Yup!!! Yoo rool!! Congratz!! Itz berry good capshun!
Yup, you definat… defnint… shur do rool. Ai m a lil gator fan fer shur.
doan trus him, cia handlur kitteh. dat durty rat cud be dubbul ajint!
haha!…vewy funni!
hehe!…i wike it!!!!!!
Mowsee wissperrz sweet
nuffeengz in Tukkz Kitteh’s eer.
Keepz upz stattuss kwo
Mowsee reelee no
canz knoez dat much. Him iz nawt
clevvurr lyke Kitteh
Kitteh awbzurvz andz
lissenz. Knoez awll abowt t3h
Doggeh’z trip 2 Vet
Prittee Wun menshunz
‘Hamburgr Helpr. Luukz lyke
gooshee fudz 2nyte
Jack.
And, teh dish ran away wif teh spoon.
Mous: Yew canno eats meh.
Tuxxee: Wha nawt?
Mous: I’s pats mah expirrashun dayt.
Tuxxee: Bad fud – pleh.
I haz plan u cant haz cheezburger witout no cheez
“pssst, gives meh a cookeh”
Yoo trow me da idol i trow yoo da cookehs!
Noooo!! If yu givs a mowse a cookeh, tehn he willwont a glass on milk…
win!!1! we luved tohse buks wehn mai boiz wuz liddle.
howz cumz wezz all taks liek dis?
it’z a biiiiiiiiiiiig sekret. feed uz lawts of cheezeburgers, adn we’ll “spill the beens”
u haz beenz? wut kynd? Ai lyke green beenz. cookt wif butter or raw wif ranch dip. NOMNOMNOM
Watchu tawkin ‘bowt Willis?? I meen xcvbx
tawks lyke wut?
Iz bigg sekrit. Aminuls arr caypabull of takking az well az annywun. Dun want hyoomins to noe. Tehy mite mayke aminuls get jobbz an fend fore tehmselfs. DO NOT WANT!!
AFC mows iz passin play info to NFC Kitteh koach!
I can haz moar fooball? In 6 mumfs? k…. I spose…..
Don b sad, OaJ. Picherz n cat cherz riport Wenzdai!
onceajinx, yoo shur yoo iz not mai hubbee? yoo shur sounz liek himz, por bebbeh…
Kitteh wil soon be in mowsie’s bases, killin teh mowsie dOOds
Mowsie: Iz joo Azlan? I choo ur chords an set u frie.
Reepicheek, I Am flatturd taht you sea teh resemblance. I likes to fink peeps can sea Aslan in me. But I think yore memoree is fading as you get older.
Aslan is muchest bigger than any mere Cat. Rememember, he is nawt a tayme lyon, but he is good.
Reepicheek, I Am flatturd taht you sea teh resemblance. I likes to fink peeps can sea Aslan in me. But I think yore memoree is fading as you get older.
Aslan is muchest bigger than any mere Cat. Rememember, he is nawt a tayme lyon, but he is good.
oooops, sowy fur teh duubble poast.
mouzey, i told yoo to tellz me the plan.
not how much yoo thinkz voldemort iz hot.
Ah, dis looks lyk u gots a litle rash, we gonna haf’ gibs u paskripshun eer draps; u can has hyumin put ‘em on wif a kew-tip an a tishew. Okey?
Iz related to Stoowart Liddle.
An’ anudder ting……Mickey iz rilly MINNIE! Heez been a kraws-drezzin FLAMER 4 yierz!
if u gives a mousie a kookie, he dvelops a tastes fer humin blood…humin not in so mousie has 2 settle wif kitteh
it figures a mouse would think Vole Demort is hot.
teh fud! itz talkin to mi!
Our love can never be.
hai, remebber dat tiem wen I tole u bout partee Beeg Jayd Empror Pubah woz frowin fur de animuls 2 b in teh sodeeak, an I gots teh dayt rong? I’z rilly soree bout dat, dood.
That.
Is a rat, not a mouse.
hai cheezpeeps. Izz reel neu butt hei tinhk tihs be so sooooperz de playz to be. Needds betz a’ helps, toh. Izz tinhk meiby I noes waht NOMing izz,yeah. Izz mour tanh taysty, eetey, gnummie tscheuwey? ORIZOK? Ands wundurin’, can peeps haz cheezbergers, or jist fer kittehs? Doon wanna eets teh guud fuud ob teh kittehz. okthxbai.
hahaha Iz dids it, teh furstest eber time, I heer, my tuxxys!
OHai tukkz’z moma an welkum to ICHC. Nomming is any eatin rly – sorta describes teh noise of teh munching togevver wiv teh yumminess of teh foods. So any refrinse to fud tends to lead to nomnomnom!
Tehr are no rools, but if u is teh first poster, plz try to say sumfing udder tahn “FIRST” an nuffing else, as dis is nawt considered bery clever, and gets a bit teediyuss day after day. If u just showts “FIRST” you will prolly get teh low burger votes. Is awlso risk taht WordPress will mess wid u an let sumbuddy else’s post in first and den u looks dubbly silly.
An plz do nawt feed teh trolls! Kthxbai.
ohai.
peeplez can haz cheezburgers if tehy sharz tehm wit teh kittehs. if yoo not sharz, teh kittehs will jumps up on teh taybl an help tehmselfs, so yoo sharz aneewayz. 
i knowed taht mouse not to b trussteded. i smellded a rat.
haaaaa