Agnostic kitteh
Sees no evidence of celing cat.
is one of lives deepest questions…
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wut b dis seelin kat ob wich dey speekz?
trtskh – congrats on nawt sekkund….i’z hummen Lienel Richee “dansin on de ceeleng” in yer honner!
Seelin kat, uh… (ceiling cat, 4 teh hoominz) iz bery kleber metaf… mettiph… substitoot 4 Soopreem B-ing. Meny loong tymz aggo dis aideea sprungg owt uv wurld of lolcatz n lolspeek tu fill a need wez ahl haf tu repher tu Soopreem B-ing inna waa taht duz nut maak tuu difekult. Tu sum peeplz dis holl toppik tuu senssetif n dellecat, butt wee awl feel uh need, n wee awl wunder, n wee awl wud lub tu haf pruf, sins iz so impawtent.
Mai advise: Keepz luking, kitteh. He iz dere, n He lubs u.
Mebbe weez scould be dicushin sumptin safe, like polly-ticks
4 moar bukkits!
Red Bukkits or Blue Bukkits?
Purple bukkits!
ORINJ bukkits!
LYMEGREEN BUKKITZ! WIF MATCHIN GARDIN KLOGZ EN TROWELZ!!!
Shurley yoo jest!!
Tihs is sposed to be by Rodney Dills commint about pollytiks bein a safe subjict.. Soree
Of course I jest… and don’t call me Shirley
lol!
Feelionophiliac
Mai advise: Keepz luking, kitteh. He iz dere, n He lubs u
Or she. it is not for us to know if Ceiling Cat is a mommykitteh or a daddykitteh.
Maybe has been nootered / spayed? Big filly soffical queschun.
ah duz nawt beeleeve noebuddies haz postded dis yet:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Ah quotezez:
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
eksepterah, eksepterah.
Seelin kitteh seez whut ur doing thar…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/ceiling/
ZOMG the original seelin kat is naow PG13… muzt be 2 heethen for senzitiv eis! I can has Puritan morality?
But due u want tu tayke dat chanze uff not beleevin?
Becawz wat if Celing Cat iz bein trickee, an wans u to NAWT beleev? Wat if he punishez beleevers an rewardz dowters? Kant kno fer shoor.
Ceiling Cat sum big kidder.
Teh filolsoffer Pasclol says that is better bet to bleev in Ceiling Cat.
That is very wise. But Pasclol losted his shirt in Sooper Bowl bets so I does not bleevin in Pasclol.
I is not even sure teh Sooper Bowl exists.
Wait, whut was teh kwestion again?
wut b teh sooper bowl. iz b teh bowl owt ob wich seelin cat b eetin?
you can believe, just to hedge your bets, but what if your beliefs turn out to be wrong? it’s really not a question if is there/isn’t there, you also have to take into account how many possible deities there are. you’d need you worship them all to cover your butt, like Benny in the first Mummy movie. better to say “maybe” and live a good, loving life than to throw all your support behind one candidate who may or may not be The One.
Sum faymus filly ossifer (fergit hoo) sed “Its bedderer to hav a lidl fayth in a grate gawd, tahn a grate fayth in a lidl gawd”
He spok troo! a liddle god kant b that real. big God is BIG!
God is grate
God is huge
We thank thee for
Our daily… luge?
fudge!
Ceeling Cat iz wut awl gud kittehs aspi…aspyr…uh, want te be lyke!
u shold NAWT aspirayt fud, cuz ib u do, u can diez from teh noo-moh-nee-ah
one can aspirate food…but one can also aspire to be something they are not
Your sense of humor is much better than philosopher Pasclol’s. LOL!
Den der wuz the insumneak, dislectek, aknogstek
– staid up allz nite wonnering ip der rilly wuz a dog.
Eye wuz jus makin a phunnee commentz bout celin cat. Lukz lyke eye shud haz put a dizclaymerz affer dis wun!
Dizclaymerz: Eye am jus makin a lol bout celin cat in mye commentz. Eye am in no wai trying to impoze mye beeliefz on n e wun or inflooince n e wun in n e wai.
Nebber a gud idear tu tawk bout reeligun or poleetickz. Surry eff eye fended n e wun. Not my intentshun!
Peace tu u awl.
ther iz no dawg
(deez-legz-sik egg-nose-tic)
Nawt kwite…dis leg’s sick agnawstik sez mebbe der iz dawg, mebbe der iz no dawg, nobudee no fur shur. U tinkin of dis leg’s sick aeteeist.
thar b no gog
but dog is ceiling cat’s co pilot.
Dog is stikkin his hed out teh winder wif his tung lolling out.
so much foar navigashun…
GPS – Goggie Panting System
hehe… dis taeks me bak…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/26/tomutomu-worst-gps-ever/
Agnostic kitteh respects awl kitteh’s views.
wudden tat be Universlist Kitteh or bahai kitteh?
Could be a buddhist kitteh
I doubts it
agnostic kitteh don’t no wether seelin kat be reel or nawt
haha!…funny!
mebbe u has to masterwait?
ceelin cat wayts…
Don wurry agnostic kitteh – ceeling cat beleeves in u.
Ceeling cat is in Soviet Russha?
Ceeling cat iz omnyceeling. Wareevur thare b ceeling, ceeling cat iz nommin sum gushyfud an havin a nap.
I love that believers never realize just how massively patronizing that statement is to nonbelievers – or maybe they do, and it’s just a smarmy way of saying “it’s OK, you poor misguided soul, I know best and eventually you’ll come around to my way of thinking”. consider the possibility that agnostic kitty has carefully reviewed and considered your beliefs, has made an educated decision NOT to believe in any specific faith, and further, resents the paternalism and condescension implicit in your statement.
We r all being enjoyibly sillee at ICHC, butt I due agree wid agnostic. Thoze of us who r nonbeleevers can here some rly off base remarks from peeples who r religuos. Most nonbeleevers do not force der views on otherz, but the reverse iz not alwayz so. We due our best to be tolerant enyways, butt somtimez it can be annoying
Annyhow, now back to funny lolspeak! Kthnxbai!
It wurk bof waiz…Ai hear manee nawn-beeleevurz makin fun uf beeleevurs, lafin bout “‘maginaree fren in skai” n such. Dey mai nawt fors vew on udders, but iz vurry rood n kohndesendin nohndeless.
Tell u whut…I respekz ur beeleefz, u respekz mine, n we kan be wun beeg happee ecyew–ekkoo–bunch of peeplz wif manee difrent beeleefz. Sawnd gud?
Yez! I finnd peeples liek Christopher Hitchens VRY annoying. Wee shud respec.. respec.. un appreshiate deh beleefz of udders & if wee dont agree, keep r opinions 2 ourselves.
K thnkbai!
> Most nonbeleevers do not force der views on otherz
Yuh huh. I get hisses fr my collor with crosseses on it.
Dear Agnostic,
I am truly sorry to have upset you so, especially on such a lovely place as ICHC.
However you in turn are making assumptions. You are not being patronised by a believer, or indeed at all. Please put down your umbrage, I am unarmed.
As it happens I am agnostic, I don’t know. I doubt. I am unsure. I also doubt that certitude in these matters corresponds with any eternal verities. As such I make every effort to respect the beliefs of others (and am trying to rectify my apparent failure here) because I do not know any different or any better.
However I do have major problems with those who preach “doubt and be damned”, and also that if any supreme being DOES exist any honest attempts to understand will be accepted, as will shades of belief/disbelief/uncertainty. If there is no supreme being – well, so it goes.
You have styled yourself ‘agnostic’ but say you have made a decision not to believe? I am unsure whether you are atheist, agnostic or somewhere in between but in any case hold such belief/disbelief/uncertainty is equally valid.
I do, however firmly believe in ceiling cat, since I have seen pictures of CC’s avatars on ICHC, and if its on the interwebs it must be true.
Dear Agnostic,
Please accept my apologies for hurting your (or anyone else’s feelings). This was not my intent, especially on such a place as ICHC.
You were not being patronised by a believer, or indeed at all. Please put down your umbrage, as I am unarmed.
As it happens, I am an agnostic, in that I do not know, I am uncertain, I doubt. As such I hold all other peoples degree of belief/disbelief/uncertainty in any supreme being as valid, or at least equally invalid.
I do have a problem with the ‘doubt or be damned’ pundits though, as I cannot conceive that certitude correlates with validity of belief. If any supreme being DOES exist I hope and trust that all honest attempts at understanding are accepted. If there is no supreme being – so it goes (RIP Kurt Vonnegut).
However I do know that Ceiling Cat exists, as I have seen photographs of avatars of CC on ICHC, and if it’s on the interwebs it must be true.
Doh – Sorry peeps, my window crashed and so I wrote comment again becaws I thot it lost theh furst tiem and now it come owt twice and … and… facepalms. And I have forgotten my lolspeeak. Tragedy
Ceiling Cat has deserted me.
Dear agnostic,
I realize that there are some believers who do try to force their beliefs on others, but I think that is because, for those who don’t know whether God is real or not, they are trying to share the wonderful truth and joy that they have found. That’s probably the reason they share with everyone else, to.
However, I really think that more often than not, it’s the other way around. Nonbelievers and believers in other religions try to influence the Christians to believe what they think, because, deep down, they hate us because they know that, somehow, the Christians are quite comtent with the persecutions.
Also, when I think about it, I honestly think that a world without a God is a very scary place.
That’s all I have to say.
Dis kitteh feelz saded dat uther kittehs reax tu mai konfedents that derr iz a Soopreem B-ing az if ai b patronizing. Sum stranj experienses ai haf had haf konvinzt meh taht tehre iz Sumwun up dere.
Pity meh 4 mai purrhaps insuffishuntly skeptikal innturpretashun uv teh tings taht haf happpend 2 konvins meh, butt do nut tink taht ai luk down un dose hoo do nut sharr mai vewz. Amung all teh cheezfrenz taht kum tu dis wunnerful plass, sum myte b enkurrajd bai mai wilingnes tu embarrrass maiself.
Mai Hope… let me show u it.
Feelionophiliac, dat’s gud, mai middul name IZ Hope! Pass Hope around, we awl needs some!
dats okeh agnosticat, cus Ceiling Cat beliebs in U
hey miss foots – I luk at owr commints an we tinkin zackly sayme ting at sayme time. We iz twinz u tink?
Kitteh, Ceiling Cat be everywher … ceiling, floorz, bed … in fact, you haz your butt on His face rite now. Show som reespekt!
witch do u c? teh dark kitteh oar teh faces uv wyte kitteh an hyoomin luuking at e chudder?
Ceiling Kat DUZ ekzist U kan fill Him in UR Hartz!
I has duh Hartz collar…Him fyten the fleez?
Denial aint teh rivur in egypt hunneh!
Crysis of fayth. I haz it.
enteeryur deeziner kitteh sez, “doze kertuns haz GOTS 2 go…”
uglay enuff 2 make me looz mai relijun
Ceiling kat iz teh gibber ub Cheezburger
believz, it nut haz me
Ceeleeng Cat iz lyke
‘Grayt Cat In T3h Sky’ in t3h
Reeta Mae Brown bukz
Ebbee amminull
haz wun ubz dayr oawn up dayr.
Eeben lolrussez
Ceeleeng Cat wurkz awn
Hewminz, 2. Putz dem cloass 2
Kittehz needenng hoamz
Jack.
sweete!!
LOLtaire kitteh thinks: If Ceiling Cat did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
This vry concept commed up on teh LOLSAT test a few months ago. Many cheezfrenz had teh insiteful answers to teh essay kwestion on Loltaire. Many other cheezfrenz axed to has a makeup test later, when their order from Avon came in.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/31/he-knowz-sumthin/#comment-136259
Ai tort teh Rnswer wus “Mt McKinlee”?
Mt. McKinley is teh Mt. Olympuss of teh lolpantheon.
Fanks fir teh link. Id missed me de furst tyme. Lurv id!
lolcatburglar, ur LOLSAT test wuz teh bestest, most clevverest, an mostest funniest comment EVUR! Ceiling Cat gived u menny gifs. Even if ceiling cat do not exisst, u stil gotted gifs frum maybee teh hole univerrss, or hooeva is in charge of dees fings. U ROCK!
Thx cratz. Mah blushing, let me show u it.
I posted teh link mainly so u guise could see teh vry clebber answers teh cheezfrenz gived. I thot it added to our theololgical discussion here.
LCB, ur LHLSAT wuz teh bestest test ai evah see. Evreewun shud chek it owt n gaaz in aww at wut uh gift u haz. U brot owt sutch thawtfulnesses and hyumer frum udder cheezfrenz, taht Ceiling Cat prowd uv u!
U hepz meh beleev in Ceiling Cat, sinss ai fynd it hard tu beeleev taht, ifn u blast enuf enurgee intu spaass, it wud ebolv intu sumwun wif sutch a grate senss uv hyumer.
John Lol Sartre kitteh finks dat if u close teh door, Ceeling Cat goze away (and hell is udder peepls – ai fink he gawt dat rite)
Ai tort is wus teh lite in teh refirijameraytor taht gose awai wen yu cloes teh dor?
Ai’m mor wit DH LOLrens tahn Sartre wen it coms to odder peeps – LOLrens rote “Ai lyk peepul, at a distens”!
kitteh oder uberkitteh?
john ceilingcat is ded. e fell on iz hed.
i madez u an epistimology but i ated it.
Face in Ceiling Cat is ebby-dents ob fings nawt scene.
affy-est kitteh be takin cheezburgers.
seelin kat: y don’t yu bleeve in me?
aff-est kitteh: ai ci no evidense 4 yu.
seelin kat: ai r talkin 2 yu, arn’t ai?
affy-est kitteh: oh..didn’t tink ov that
an disapeers in a puff ob lojik
Ceiling cat thinks Nietzsche is dead
Agnostic kitteh…..
mayd mi spit tee throo mai noz.
But u was drinkin coffy!
Is a mirakle!
Iz dat hao wadder gets turned into wine, too?
Do Not Want nose wine.
Turned What-there into swine?
Waiter! Cansel teh order for Chardonnez at this table.
but gynnan tonnicks all around
Borker’s or Aristocats?
I wuz thinking HHGTTG gynnan tonnicks… or possibly ouighian zoda
or of corz de PanGalactic Gargle Blaster!
i can changez mai cofy into wine??? i…i fink i luvs mornings naw…
wao! yu can change cofy into wine! Kwite a trik! But bery fitting foar this thred!
Ceiling Cat says, “Return what you have stolen from me! Return the map!”
Sometimes the inside jokes are the best.
agnostic kitteh also believes that kitekat was a historical kitteh and not the son of ceiling cat.
Kitteh owned by dyslexic agnostic who is not sure there is a Dog?
i nebberr unnerstood hao ceiling cat got prummowted to be teh lolcat gawd. ai always tawt uv him az jus a reglar kitteh hoo lykes to watch. in mai hed, deevowt lolcats falow da teechingz of happycat.
dis pic made me fink da capshun shud be ‘daytelyne kitteh noes hoo tuk bukket,’ but I fink i mai hav stolled dat frum sumwher. cantz fynd it in dah archyve, ennyway. flexshubal grammar haz draubaks az well as advantuges.
arg, ai thawt dis was gunna be wai up in anuvver tred, nawt a new comment. hau doez i keep doin dat?
U need 2 b sure u r at deh bottom of awl comments, nawwt klick on ‘reply to dis komment’..
o hai, idance,
i agrrees wif you. i fink that ceilin cat got promoted waaaay too soon.
he moar like gargogoyl dan a deitee.
i fink agnostic cat is dowting cuz he knows dere must be sumfing Moar to a supreem bean dan a peepin tom kat.
jus sayin…
ebangelaizin kitteh finks he shuld sho agnostik kitteh teh ceiling light, but iz nappin.
BLASSFEMUR!
HAIRATICK!
Blassfemur? U meens they makes teh fashun desiner bones?
Leg Cassini?
Tommy Hilfinger?
Patella McCartney?
anahtomee punz ftw
Agnostyk kitteh wishyus ta b nnonmous.
“it r difikult bein agnoshti kitteh in vurld wif ceeling kat kulshists. dey r dngerus an vill do violensh t notbelivurs”
O, Ceiling Cat, protects me from ur followers plz kthxamen.
Peepels, agnostik kitteh no see evidents of celing cat one way or other. But atheeist kitteh not beleev. Iz big diffrents.
celing cat is wit da flyin sketti monstur
pastafarianism? FTW !!!
http://www.venganza.org/
( of COURSE kitty would only believe in the edible savior !!! )
celing cat is pirate cat in disguys, he wayts to be blesd by His noodlie pendage
sketti monstur beter b carfool wit His eis!
May teh flyn sketti monstir bless u all wif a wave of his noodly appendije.
Amen.
Tehre iz a large FSM skulpchur hangin in teh Nawtee Barn. Wehn ai figyoor awt how, ai will poast a pikchure. D:
‘Kawntinnenntil Awp’
Kitteh folloaz t3h clooz 2
tawllkz 2 Ceeleeng Cat
Shaddoz andz fawg maykz
up t3h wurlld ubz seenz-it-awll,
Pryvitt Iee Kitteh
Ceeleeng Cat iz up
insyde dis ceeleeng and awll
uddurz, ebbeewayrz
Jack.
u dere celingcat? iz me, moggie.
“moggie” FTW!
well moggie IS thought to be a corruption of Margaret.
Teh cat corrupted Margaret? For shaem, Tiddles.
Rumsfeld kat sez: Absence of evuhdince not evuhdince of absence.
The caption should read:
Agnostic cat thinks it is impossible to prove Ceiling Cat’s existence.
My faith in ceiling cat is NOT shaken, no sirs! Ya gotta have faith!
Great. Now that George Michael song is stuck in my head….
I lol’d so hard my makeup is running…. omcc…
u bettr go katch it!
Anoncat is protestin Scienlology.
… but roof dog is makin’ a lot of noise stompin’ around.
Ceiling Cat lubs teh liddul kittehs
Awl teh kittehs ob teh wurld
Siameez an tortis shell
ur awl krazee
kitteh’s see tings peeple do nawt, kitteh sees ceeling cat, of korse, ceeling cat sees kitteh
nawt prolem
only peeples have awl dese confuseeons. kittehs see, kittehs kno. kittehs don reely care slong as dey can has cheezbrgr.
i tink kitteh is aksin seelin cat to drop a cheezbrgr
i bleeve in ceiling cat if he gib me cheezburger
Socilolizt kitteh says:
Celingcat iz da catnip uv da masses! trow down ur string uz hav notin 2 loos but ur collarz!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?128471863448437500.jpg
wut u talkin bout willus?
(Pardon if I pass on mistyping half the words)
Caption should probably read Aetheist Cat, not Agnostic.
Agnostic cat believes Ceiling Cat is probably up there, but refuses to listen to any kitties who claim to know Ceiling Cat personally enough to be able to share C.C.’s personal opinions, and more than A.C. does.
(oops)
any more than A.C. does.
Agnostics don’t disbelieve in God or deities, but disbelieve organised religion has any more insight into His/they’re nature than any other random person on the planet.
well gud thang youh faound a cheezburger