Spider cat, Spider cat
Doin’ what a spider cat does..
but spider cat can’t do wut he does wifout…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Amanda
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Spydercat Does Not Want popkorn seeling!
How many stoopid hyoomans does it take to try to use a cat to change a light bulb?
42 — 1 to hold the cat, and 41 to caption the picture
…and counting
ai thot it wuz a wee bit dark in hear.
Spyder-kat… spyder-kat… doz watever wut spyderkat do… can he swing frum teh web? nah he cant… he’s a cat
lol! simpsons ref ftw!
My ‘brother’ did this so much to his daughter’s kitteh, the cat had a nervous breakdown. Poor kitteh. My brother’s an a*shole. Well, he’s lower than than, an a*shole, at least, an a*shole gets rid of toxins in your body. So I guess that means he’s a sack of cr*p.
Poor kitteh.
I had a nitemare bout mah brudder. He was teh saem in teh dreem as in reel life. Srsly. Duz ennyone hab that MIB flashee fing to get rid ov mah dreem?
what happens when cats have nervous breakdowns?
srsly – I’ve always wondered how people cleaned those ceilings, but this is a new one on me
I can has first commnt plz?
nope
Nooo they be stealin my first commnt!!1!
Nawt seccund! Nawt seccund! Tehy be steelin my nawt seccund!!
* Ai feelz bedder naow. *
JCH4K iz not heer, so I gess I wil do it…
O hai, kittehgoslol! Ai has not seen u heer bfor. Ebrywun iz welcum heer, en dere iz onlee 1 rool: play nyce! Dere iz also a tradishun regardin teh *ahem* furthest-frum-last comment. If u happenz 2 b lukkee enuf 2 post bfor ennywun else, u shud do ur best 2 post sumfin witty, smrt, and/or phunnee. It iz genrully considerd bad form 2 yel “FIRST” or ennyfing lyke dat. Also, sumtymez wordpress wil mayk u fink nobuddee sed ennyfing yet, den sebrul owrz laytr a comment wil pop up abuv urz, so u myte not b prior-2-secund ennyway. A witty, smrt, and/or phunnee not-secund post wil offen get harty congrajumashunz and a sellabratoree dance frum teh regyoolar posterz, espeshullee if u haz nevr had a not-secund post bfor.
Ur comment “Nooo they be stealin my first commnt!!1!” wuz trooly brillyunt. Ai fink u haz a bryte fyoochur heer!
o whut tangeled webs wii do spin.
oooh, wot a feelin,
Wen weer dansing awn teh ceeling!
I LUBS dansin on ceelinz…hope wii don disturb the Ceelin Cat…
He mite dropped a poop in hour tee
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LIONLOL RICHIE — HEY YOU GET INTO MY CAR
Dat wuz Billee Ocean. Jus FYI
oh craps. wel i wuz haff riet.
Nope dancin on teh celin is teh Lionel Ritchie. TEHO WINS.
ya but HAY U GETS INTO MA CAR be Bily Oshun liek steroid sez… i crizcrozd my 80s pop d00dz
Dat’s OK, I alwayz mix up Billee Ocean an Rik Astlee.
1) LOL!… but
2) akshuly, if u goes bai voyss aloen, dis not as bad as u miet tink
WIN.
ssfor the lub of ceeling cat, quite down out dere. Aims tring to sleep.
kthnxbai
Hoomins fink dat yoozin kitteh b betr den brumstik 2 git teh upstayrz nayburs 2 b kwyut. Kitteh sez teh hoomins hab anubber fing comin…poyntee endz fings…2 b egg-zakt.
hooman, get me daun right nawwwwwwww
iz guna fly on mah owhn necst time
On bunneh ayrlines
Cat-shaped webs FTW.
Can he flies
Liek a bat?
No he can’t
he’s a cat.
He make you take yous close off an go dancin in da rane!
Wait, dat not spider cat….
Livin la vida lolcat
and the stuff fallin on dat guyz hed is not rane
Dis work wenn I rub balloon. Y not wiff kitteh?
Hay! Hoo eeted up all teh burgerz? Tooday is my birfday, kake for evrybuddy!
happy birfday to u
happy birfday to u
happy birfday daisy the curly cat
happy birfday to uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
eye sings off key, but wif grate en, enht, en those em!!
whut kinda kake? eye brings icee cream
Happy birfday Daisy! An fank u for teh caek. Nomnomnom.
I baiked teh speshul lizzerd-flavur kake. I hopes yoo lyke it!
Mmmmm, do I taste mowsie filling and fishee frosting? Mah faborite!
*lik lik teh filling*
*bite bite teh caek*
*lik lik teh frosting*
I lieks to eats dem separate. Teh fevver decorations on teh caek r byootiful.
B careful wif teh candles. Dis caek nawt posed to luk liek baked ‘laska.
HBD, DTCC!
Hay! I finded teh lizzerd tayl in teh caek. Does I win a prize?
Yup!!
Yoo getsta keep teh lizzard!!! Remememember that he iz one of seeling cats creechurs an desserbs to be kept 4 breedinan pettin insted ob eetin… Aim jus sayin… Teh green unz iz gud 4 pryzes, dough!! Oh, OK eatzem if ya wanna…
BTW.. jus to letz ya guise no… JCH4K site iz now set up on OHH NOESS.. THEY BE STEALIN MY SOUL, as she will not be hazzin the tyme to be lukkin all ober for secrit messiges – so if we caz haz sumfin to sayz to her it culd be tehre till she getz bak, K? She mai haz a compooter at her next stopobber..the B&B
*TIHS HAZ BEED A PUBLIK SURVISS MESSIGE*
Daisy, Daisy givz
meh yore anser troo..
Wut kind of birfdai dans
wud yoo like dun 4 yoo?
Sinse yoo has teh bifrdai kake – Praps Sumfin by teh Doors… Like…
“Light Mai Fire!” to dans to?
Line dansdansdans… Heer… take tihs tamboorine. Ihaz a kome an tishew..
Anneeboddee wanna kazoo?
i made u a present, but i eated it.
happee birfdae Daisee!
Nooes…dat iz Jeen Kellleee,…NO WANT 2 danz in rayne, no liyk gettin mei paws wet!! (shayk dis paw N den shayk da odder paw)
Butt Richie danz on ceelin iz funnz N goin up the wawlz furrst can b funz 2 (iff U downt falz down on UR taylbonz!!)
Dis Hairasee! Stoopy peep tryin to make him kitteh da new Ceiling Cat!
Dis Hairspray (Tina Turnblad be dancin at teh Miss Teenage Hairspray kontest)
Nokitteh butt NOkitteh replasses Ceiling Cat! Hey, iz dat yore hairisee?
Ceiling cat imposter
Ceiling Cat’s under-studee.
Yup, teh stud is rite heer.
Stud finders be underappreciated
i tried 1 once, turns aut it waz a dud finder.
eHarmony is like that
Der is no Ceiling Cat but Ceiling Cat.
And Monorail Cat is his messenger.
For their shal in dat taim arais fals Celing Cats, an dey shal sho grate sainz an wunderz; insomuch az, wer it possibul, dey shal deseev teh veree Cheezfrenz.
An ye shal kno dem bai dere gusheefuuds.
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teh hoarsey-kittehs of teh apukalisp?
pooper
pointy-end
harbller
an teh most feerd of all…alarm cat.
Stoopy hoomin…
rubs meh on hims hed,
den tries to stick meh to the ceiling liek a balloon.
cool…
holy cuteness, spider-cat!
ah culd nawt resist.
upsidedown pommelcat
holy crap. i spit sreal out my noz at this 1.
ok, momm, mass is ovr nao, u can puts me down.
Go get ‘em, cat…
Nawt 2 bryte Human
mayz beez in 4 a surpryze
ifz Kitteh getz skeered
Kitteh beelawngz awn
oarz neer t3h floar. Nawt wayz up
unnurr t3h ceeleeng
Kitteh nawt Soopah
Heero. Haz eenuff mystikk
powwahz awllreddee
Sillee Hewmin mayz
fyndz ’spesshull gift’ frum awllmoast
Ceeleeng Cat kwyte soon
Jack.
Hooman, hay hooman, dis makin me feelz sick. HORK sry, butz u asked for it dood, sry about ur hair.
mebbe naow yurs toopay steys awn?
I sez i are NOT CEILING CAT!!!!1!!1
Mebeh head cheezpeeps shud add link to Spider Pig clip, 4 peeps dat no seen it:
Install kitteh for maximum brightness. Kitteh uses lower wattage for your energy conservation needs. May need adaptor in Europe.
I R NOT CELING KLEANERS! STOOPY HUMIN GETS ME DOWNS!
NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA
SITHI UHHMM INGONYAMA
NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA
SITHI UHHMM INGONYAMA
INGONYAMA NENGW’ ENAMABALA
INGONYAMA NENGW’ ENAMABALA
Jesuschristitsaliongetintehcar King FTW!
There comes a lion! Oh, yes, it’s a lion!
haha
G!
Remymes me uv wen mai Luna kitteh wuz Jung (an libbing), an shee wud see a spidey upon da seeling an wachitanwachitanwachitanwachitanwachitanwachit an den we wood pick hr up an holder up nxt 2 da seeling sew she cood whack da ‘pidey wif hur pointy endages. Funz 4 awl wif involvageness. Whee kald it Pidey Patrol!
Nao no kitteh but haz border colly, 2 big 2 lift 2 seeling, sew whee send hur 2 chais da ebil skwerls orf da burds fooders. Hur smart 4 a goggie, hur noes port an starbord.
But hurz iz not a kitteh (sy).
It’s cute, but I have to say; that poor cat must have been kind of freaked out!
….can he swing, from his tail…. no he cant…. he will fail….loooookkkkkkkk ouuuuuuuuuttttt! he is a spider cattttttttt!
this is a REAL spider-cat
http://www.flickr.com/photos/trickpixel/2108494404/
*SLAP* That is NOT funny!
LOLL! my cat does that same thing on the bottom of our couch my brother saw her and started saying that same thing! ROFL!
Well, I doubt it could get up there without the assistance of a human touching it.
So what i’m trying to say is…THIS PIC FAILSSS.
ooh that’s original *rolles eyes* but it’s cool
um… that could of been a cool one…. but……
can he swing from a web? no because he’s a cat. watch out, he is a spider cat
OMG!!!
Pooor kitty! Thats Sick! :O