Son…
do you know how fast you were going?
uh oh. please to not be going jail nao?
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*proud the he knows*
EIGHTY!
er…*proud that he knows*
YEW WULL RAZPEKT MAH AWTHORITAH!!
Furst?
yeah!!! we can has tie! w00t!
Oooh yesss! We iz tyed! Ai is eggscited nao!
Oh deer ai iz apparently been not gud…ai iz berry berry sorry! Ai iz still noob…
waaaallll KK’sMom, genenerallillieeee we dont say first, furst, nawt second, and other vriations…
ah thot yu might hav gotten awai with:
“furst, ossifer, duz yu has a badj?”
oar mebbe:
“ai wanted to be furst,see, so i went reel fast…”
oh!oh!
“ai wudda been furst if YU hadnt stopped meh!”
*wunders if maybe there r too mennee rools*
(wanders off )
Oh thx cSmall – dose awl be bedder idees den mine – must hab been brayne fade or seenyur moment!
U iz berry helpful!
*nods solumlee at teh ideeah ub too menee rools*
Which iz teh hole poynt reelee. A bare ob bery littul brayn kan sez “furst”, but only a purrson hoo haz sum funnee kan see daht dehy mite be furst, an still maek teh funnee.
Leebin asyde teh hole ting daht U mite tink UR furst, but Wurdpres mite hab otter ideez.
Iz ok KKM, deh knot hole de grudges.
U can haz furgibness.
U didz nawt no. And besides…
Whar be teh dancin fur our nawt-secund ty?
*spin spin spin
leep leep leep
twirl twirl twirl*
Eep, I r dizzy. I bettr sit daon.
Oh, thx u, docfan & dd! Ai feelz mush bedder nao!
Nope guess nawt – ah weel, ai tryed!
Busted by a LOLcop… not so grate, akshuly.
Anyone else reminded of the “Meow” game on Supertroopers?
appropriate y/y
Alright meow, I’m gonna give ya a ticket.
Humm….not so funnies spelt out….
Now you stop that laughin’ right miaow!
hahaha see mah comment at teh botum…
nebber mine… sumwon beet mee tu eet… *hangs hed en shaym*
*rapidly chewing gum*
Boy, this is NOT your lucky day…
Duz u no ur license is expyred?
Awriite, meow, hanovr ur lycins and registrayshun. Hurii up meow!
Ohai, USAFGirl:
U furgawtted dat
‘T3h snarzberreez tayste juss
lyke t3h snarzberreez
Nyse ‘Soopah Troopah’
refurrenss. Dis lysenss luukz
lyke a fayk, meow
Jack.
y… fank yew! <3 Onlee da bess movee effer. Wel, okie, 1 of dem.
start the party !!! the stripper is here !!!
( sry – aviator glasses just scream “70’s p0rnstars / strippers” to me )
Baw chika baw-baw!
“oh officer !!! I’ll do anything not to get a ticket !!! “, etc.
stend: yore mynd werks in misterious wayz…
yeah, on second thought, I should’ve made a village people joke …
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/david1.jpg
or not
sokay dat dey do dat fur u. Iz a pilot an blieve me, mos pilots srsly wont remine u of pr0nstars, wif or wifout dey glasses, he he he.
hahahahahahah i love this one
popo pig!
Choo muyst respeck mah aufoarateez!
Cartman FTW.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Sum kittehs u jess kint reech.
So u gitz whut wee haz heer lass weak.
Whitch iz teh wai hee nomz it.
Welll…he gitz nommed!
An I no liekz, aineemoar den u LOLneepigs.
Yous gonna spend night in bocks!
Then u mite get ur mind rite!
Yoo TAWKIN 2 meh? Yoo tawkin 2 MEH? YOO tawkin 2 meh?
Movie refrence – geddit?
Mary Poppins? No, wait, Dumbo!
* Nyerk* * Nyerk* LOL
Yoo so funnee….
Cool Paw Luke?
u doan mess wif teh gynee wif noh eyes
Whai yesh, ossifer! I wuz going at teh spede of LOL!
spede of LOL!thats funny
..but can’t go FTLOL
Multi-author scifi ref FTW!
He COULD, but tehn he’d be irrelevant.
is no elefant…is a peeg
Yeah, haven’t yoo herd? Peeg an elefunt DNA jus wont splyce!
that pic is SSOOOOO cute!!!!!!!
DON’T MOVE DURTBAG!
Yes. And how fast were YOU going?~
Ofiously nawt fast enuff offixer, u kaught up to me.
lol that is funny I am going to use that next time i get pulled by the popo
Barnee Fife:
Therz 3 reasons wai therz so little crime in Mayberry. Therz Andy, an therz me, an [patting gun] baby makes 3!
Ohai CHIPS…U wuntz dips w/dat?
I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’ Goose, I’m goin’ in…
Ohai
Iz dat a TopGun in UR pocket…R iz U juss HappyCat 2 C mee?
ai didnt noes dere is a speed limit awn teh weel, ser, ai wuz jus gettin mai exersize.
Wow, cops really are pigs.
(Please, nobody take offense. I have a great admiration for police officers. I just thought the word play was funny!)
Ai iz wit u – wunce my fambly saws a motorcycle occifer an ai tole mai kids, “look, there’s a copsicle!”
Teh occifer laffed, two!
Sumwun ai yoosd to werk wiv wuz pulld over for speeding. He had his hole fambly in teh car and ai fink to try to recover sum senss of pride, asked teh orfisser for ID. She just looked him in teh eye an sed, “Teh yooniform an teh blaknwite nawt good enuff for you, sir?” Ai fink it added about firty bucks to teh fine.
Makin smart@ss commints to plees orfissers – nawt recommendid.
Sumwun Ai kno – nawt me, yu unnerstan, jus mebbee sumwun hoo lukked a lawt lyk me – got pulled ober for doin LOTS mph up teh motorwai. Teh nys man in uniform (wit teh t*t awn his hed, yu kno wot Brit plice yooniforms luk lyk!) asked me..ahem..Ai meen *mai frend* if tehy had a reeson for dryvin lyk a batowtobhell. Mai *fren’s* respons wus to aksept it was awl tehr folt (yushully best wai) an tehy wer wotchin teh traffik an nawt teihr speed. P.C.Plod came strate bak wit,
“Wotchin teh traffik disappeer in yur reervyumirror?”
Ai tort taht pritty witty, for a coppeh!
Did tihs purson ( sertanly not yoo) gedda tikkit??
3 poynts awn mai lysens. Ai meen, *mai fren’s* lysens. But awl wyped orf nao
I can has authoritah?
hey! you will respeckt mah authoritah!
But we’re on a mishun from Ceiling Cat. Srsly
FTW!! Kewl Bluz Brozzers ref!!
o hai offiser. i can offurz u a karrit? hao abowt a nice lettus leef? hmmm?
but i HADZ to go fasts! mah cheezburger wuz gettin cold.
But still ran into the back of dat goggie. Sweet!
I dunno, I was following u.
u let me go, u can haf sum uf mah chezbrgr. ;P
whut wii got hear
iz failyur 2 momunkate!
sry rodney, iz redunt!
sounds like a communication problem to me
O plz dun mayk me eet NE moar harboyld aygs!!!
U IN A HEAP OV TROUBLE!
Knaut fast enuff…you kawt me……
Teh lite wus orinj, ossifer
*bet tehy’s got SCMODS*
SCMODS????
small cewt motosikle officer dood serjint?
some cheesy morsels of donuts saved?
so carefully modelled outsize driving shoes?
State County Municipal Offender Data System – SCMODS – Mai Bloos Brudders geekiness, let me sho yu it!
Dat is seeriyuss geekiness, Ambercat, ai can kwote most of teh lines from dat film an ai does nawt rememememembr dat. Still, it’s dark and we’re wearin sunglassis awlrite!
Mai brudder wudnt let me ryd in his car til Ai cud do teh whoel:
Sh*t!
Wot?
Rollers!
No!
Yes!
Sh*t!
Then it’s teh orinj lite an SCMODS
ZOMG ai had a boyfrend wunce hoo made me do teh same fing!!! Hmm, Ambercat, maybe ai dated ur brudder, how freeky wud dat be?
Yikes! But tehn, hardly supprysing, wot wit TeenyTiny Ingerlan bein so TeenyTiny – we is prolly relaytid.
Hopefully nawt TOO closely related if ai wuz datin ur brudder….
*snerk*
Ackshully ai bleev Elwood sez teh lite wuz yellow, sir.
State County Municipal Offender Data System.
Theyr naht gonna catch uz. We’r on a mishun frum gahd.
Yes ossifer, ah nose ah wuz obur teh lymut, but ah hud taeked eburee reesounibil step 2 complii wit teh law.
(not teh funnee, unless U follow Skawtish polly ticks).
Wud u bleev ai wuz prectisin fer de Grend Priz an ai spunn orf deh trak sew fass…
Noes? Kthx
Ummm den haow bowt ai iz deliburrin cheezburgr to Ceiling Cat?
Moor noes? Sheesh…
Oh kay… Ai givs u cuppl ov carrits and lettus leaf it at dat?
Kthx buhbye!
Hey ofaser… don serch mah kar… I no has drinkin… an der’s nuffin in mah tronk ovver den spaer tire an sum grosereez, honist…
y i not has ginny cop when i wuz goin 86 inna 65 las week? hyoomun cop not az kyoot
littrin annnnndddd…
littrin annnnndddd…
littrin annnnndddd…
schmokin da reefah!
dangit! ju beet meh tu eet! i feelz stoopid nao…
Kid, we found ur name onna envelope unnerneaf a pile of garbidge
Thankgiving Day Massacree!
Didja singz a berry long sowng abowt it???
Jus askin….
ZOMG Alisses Ristohrant! Ai lissens to dat EBERY turkee day!
I can has enny tihng iz wuntz?
OH NOES! Ossifer donut put meez onna group dubya bench, kthx?
I has a frayed!
whut a kyoot guineh pig! He iz readi to inforce law nao.
ai dunno offisa pup – teh needel onlee goh soh far
But d00d, u shuuda seen mi b4 ai hit da brakez!
Bak in teh olden dais wen I wuz thinkin of copz as pigs I neffur thot they cud be sooo kyoot!!!
Now Im old and smartur and I likes cops, mostly. Wen they ketches the nutcase that zoomz pas me at elebenty miles ovur teh limit, aftur tailgatun me an flikin his lites at me for milez.
GO LEOs!!
whr bdg/id plz
where’s teh vowels at????
PLZ MAN! DON’T SEND MEH TO JAIL!!!
Ai has spent much of teh weekend watchin Cops an tehrfor I can onlee says, “OMG noes tyme too frow teh crak daown teh street, shur teh ossifer is watchin meh do it but if ai jus tellz him its nawt myne ai will nawt goes to jale!”
This one made me burst out laughing! It was a good idea!
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Whatz we hav hear is a falure to communicate
Sheesh this cop wants to jail meh… i is a cats u a mousy pig.
“mousy pig”
hahaha dat is teh funnees!
I like the piture berry much indehd…
kthx
batches? Wee done needs no stinkin’ batches……
littering aaaaaaand? littering aaaaaaaand?
yu R freeking out…. MAAAN…
ossifer..it b caturday. speed limutz meen nothing!
Can has ur regstration, plz!
What we have here is a failure to communicate! You will spend a night in the box.
I was watchin super troopers and I cama across this picture. That’s awesome!
UR CURROSIONS. SING THEM TO ME.
Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get ‘er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I’m chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin’ about… 65, tops.
Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!
omg i LOVE guinea pigs i have one at home
its the fuzz
” i think you know dad. since you were the driver. 265.9….. now wht r u going to tell your Mum Dad? i’m reeeaaaally dissapionted in you…..”
OMG! GUINEA PIGS!!! What is the original image?