Son…
do you know how fast you were going?
uh oh. please to not be going jail nao?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Mike-p
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
*proud the he knows*
EIGHTY!
er…*proud that he knows*
YEW WULL RAZPEKT MAH AWTHORITAH!!
Furst?
yeah!!! we can has tie! w00t!
Oooh yesss! We iz tyed! Ai is eggscited nao!
Oh deer ai iz apparently been not gud…ai iz berry berry sorry! Ai iz still noob…
waaaallll KK’sMom, genenerallillieeee we dont say first, furst, nawt second, and other vriations…
ah thot yu might hav gotten awai with:
“furst, ossifer, duz yu has a badj?”
oar mebbe:
“ai wanted to be furst,see, so i went reel fast…”
oh!oh!
“ai wudda been furst if YU hadnt stopped meh!”
*wunders if maybe there r too mennee rools*
(wanders off )
Oh thx cSmall - dose awl be bedder idees den mine - must hab been brayne fade or seenyur moment!
U iz berry helpful!
*nods solumlee at teh ideeah ub too menee rools*
Which iz teh hole poynt reelee. A bare ob bery littul brayn kan sez “furst”, but only a purrson hoo haz sum funnee kan see daht dehy mite be furst, an still maek teh funnee.
Leebin asyde teh hole ting daht U mite tink UR furst, but Wurdpres mite hab otter ideez.
Iz ok KKM, deh knot hole de grudges.
U can haz furgibness.
U didz nawt no. And besides…
Whar be teh dancin fur our nawt-secund ty?
*spin spin spin
leep leep leep
twirl twirl twirl*
Eep, I r dizzy. I bettr sit daon.
Oh, thx u, docfan & dd! Ai feelz mush bedder nao!
Nope guess nawt - ah weel, ai tryed!
Busted by a LOLcop… not so grate, akshuly.
Mini Gerbil Son!!!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Anyone else reminded of the “Meow” game on Supertroopers?
appropriate y/y
Alright meow, I’m gonna give ya a ticket.
Humm….not so funnies spelt out….
Now you stop that laughin’ right miaow!
hahaha see mah comment at teh botum…
nebber mine… sumwon beet mee tu eet… *hangs hed en shaym*
*rapidly chewing gum*
Boy, this is NOT your lucky day…
Duz u no ur license is expyred?
Awriite, meow, hanovr ur lycins and registrayshun. Hurii up meow!
Ohai, USAFGirl:
U furgawtted dat
‘T3h snarzberreez tayste juss
lyke t3h snarzberreez
Nyse ‘Soopah Troopah’
refurrenss. Dis lysenss luukz
lyke a fayk, meow
Jack.
y… fank yew! <3 Onlee da bess movee effer. Wel, okie, 1 of dem.
start the party !!! the stripper is here !!!
( sry - aviator glasses just scream “70’s p0rnstars / strippers” to me )
Baw chika baw-baw!
“oh officer !!! I’ll do anything not to get a ticket !!! “, etc.
stend: yore mynd werks in misterious wayz…
yeah, on second thought, I should’ve made a village people joke …
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/david1.jpg
or not
sokay dat dey do dat fur u. Iz a pilot an blieve me, mos pilots srsly wont remine u of pr0nstars, wif or wifout dey glasses, he he he.
hahahahahahah i love this one
popo pig!
Choo muyst respeck mah aufoarateez!
Cartman FTW.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Sum kittehs u jess kint reech.
So u gitz whut wee haz heer lass weak.
Whitch iz teh wai hee nomz it.
Welll…he gitz nommed!
An I no liekz, aineemoar den u LOLneepigs.
Yous gonna spend night in bocks!
Then u mite get ur mind rite!
Yoo TAWKIN 2 meh? Yoo tawkin 2 MEH? YOO tawkin 2 meh?
Movie refrence - geddit?
Mary Poppins? No, wait, Dumbo!
* Nyerk* * Nyerk* LOL
Yoo so funnee….
Cool Paw Luke?
u doan mess wif teh gynee wif noh eyes
Whai yesh, ossifer! I wuz going at teh spede of LOL!
spede of LOL!thats funny
..but can’t go FTLOL
Multi-author scifi ref FTW!
He COULD, but tehn he’d be irrelevant.
is no elefant…is a peeg
Yeah, haven’t yoo herd? Peeg an elefunt DNA jus wont splyce!
that pic is SSOOOOO cute!!!!!!!
DON’T MOVE DURTBAG!
Yes. And how fast were YOU going?~
Ofiously nawt fast enuff offixer, u kaught up to me.
lol that is funny I am going to use that next time i get pulled by the popo
Barnee Fife:
Therz 3 reasons wai therz so little crime in Mayberry. Therz Andy, an therz me, an [patting gun] baby makes 3!
Ohai CHIPS…U wuntz dips w/dat?
I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’ Goose, I’m goin’ in…
Ohai
Iz dat a TopGun in UR pocket…R iz U juss HappyCat 2 C mee?
ai didnt noes dere is a speed limit awn teh weel, ser, ai wuz jus gettin mai exersize.