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do you know how fast you were going?

uh oh. please to not be going jail nao?

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  1. cSmall says:

    *proud the he knows*

    EIGHTY!

  2. KitKatsMom says:

    Furst?

    • cSmall says:

      yeah!!! we can has tie! w00t!

    • KitKatsMom says:

      Oh deer ai iz apparently been not gud…ai iz berry berry sorry! Ai iz still noob…

      • cSmall says:

        waaaallll KK’sMom, genenerallillieeee we dont say first, furst, nawt second, and other vriations…

        ah thot yu might hav gotten awai with:
        “furst, ossifer, duz yu has a badj?”

        oar mebbe:
        “ai wanted to be furst,see, so i went reel fast…”

        oh!oh!
        “ai wudda been furst if YU hadnt stopped meh!”

        :twisted:

        *wunders if maybe there r too mennee rools*
        (wanders off )

        • KitKatsMom says:

          Oh thx cSmall – dose awl be bedder idees den mine – must hab been brayne fade or seenyur moment!

          U iz berry helpful!

        • kafleen says:

          *nods solumlee at teh ideeah ub too menee rools*

        • paws4thot says:

          Which iz teh hole poynt reelee. A bare ob bery littul brayn kan sez “furst”, but only a purrson hoo haz sum funnee kan see daht dehy mite be furst, an still maek teh funnee.

          Leebin asyde teh hole ting daht U mite tink UR furst, but Wurdpres mite hab otter ideez.

      • dd says:

        Iz ok KKM, deh knot hole de grudges.

      • DocFan says:

        U can haz furgibness. :) U didz nawt no. And besides…

        Whar be teh dancin fur our nawt-secund ty?

        *spin spin spin
        leep leep leep
        twirl twirl twirl*

        Eep, I r dizzy. I bettr sit daon.

  3. KitKatsMom says:

    Nope guess nawt – ah weel, ai tryed!

  4. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    Busted by a LOLcop… not so grate, akshuly.

  5. BonBon says:

    Anyone else reminded of the “Meow” game on Supertroopers? :D

  6. Daphne says:

    *rapidly chewing gum*

    Boy, this is NOT your lucky day…

  7. USAFGirl says:

    Awriite, meow, hanovr ur lycins and registrayshun. Hurii up meow!

    • Jack Deth says:

      Ohai, USAFGirl:

      U furgawtted dat
      ‘T3h snarzberreez tayste juss
      lyke t3h snarzberreez

      Nyse ‘Soopah Troopah’
      refurrenss. Dis lysenss luukz
      lyke a fayk, meow :-)

      Jack.

  8. stend says:

    start the party !!! the stripper is here !!!

  9. Poops says:

    hahahahahahah i love this one

  10. Leigh Anne says:

    popo pig!

  11. lourdesmont says:

    Choo muyst respeck mah aufoarateez!

  12. rodney dill says:

    What we have here is a failure to communicate.

  13. Darrkwolff says:

    Whai yesh, ossifer! I wuz going at teh spede of LOL!

  14. kewleoG says:

    that pic is SSOOOOO cute!!!!!!!

  15. buggin2go says:

    DON’T MOVE DURTBAG!

  16. your guinea pig. says:

    Yes. And how fast were YOU going?~

  17. Dexaan says:

    Ofiously nawt fast enuff offixer, u kaught up to me.

  18. buggin2go says:

    Barnee Fife:
    Therz 3 reasons wai therz so little crime in Mayberry. Therz Andy, an therz me, an [patting gun] baby makes 3!

  19. GeeNeeZcatz says:

    Ohai CHIPS…U wuntz dips w/dat?

  20. rodney dill says:

    I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’ Goose, I’m goin’ in…

  21. kitsunerina says:

    ai didnt noes dere is a speed limit awn teh weel, ser, ai wuz jus gettin mai exersize.

  22. Cottleston Pie says:

    Wow, cops really are pigs. :)

    (Please, nobody take offense. I have a great admiration for police officers. I just thought the word play was funny!)

    • KitKatsMom says:

      Ai iz wit u – wunce my fambly saws a motorcycle occifer an ai tole mai kids, “look, there’s a copsicle!”

      Teh occifer laffed, two!

      • SJ says:

        Sumwun ai yoosd to werk wiv wuz pulld over for speeding. He had his hole fambly in teh car and ai fink to try to recover sum senss of pride, asked teh orfisser for ID. She just looked him in teh eye an sed, “Teh yooniform an teh blaknwite nawt good enuff for you, sir?” Ai fink it added about firty bucks to teh fine.

        Makin smart@ss commints to plees orfissers – nawt recommendid.

        • Ambercat says:

          Sumwun Ai kno – nawt me, yu unnerstan, jus mebbee sumwun hoo lukked a lawt lyk me – got pulled ober for doin LOTS mph up teh motorwai. Teh nys man in uniform (wit teh t*t awn his hed, yu kno wot Brit plice yooniforms luk lyk!) asked me..ahem..Ai meen *mai frend* if tehy had a reeson for dryvin lyk a batowtobhell. Mai *fren’s* respons wus to aksept it was awl tehr folt (yushully best wai) an tehy wer wotchin teh traffik an nawt teihr speed. P.C.Plod came strate bak wit,
          “Wotchin teh traffik disappeer in yur reervyumirror?”
          Ai tort taht pritty witty, for a coppeh!

  23. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    I can has authoritah?

  24. dpeddy says:

    But we’re on a mishun from Ceiling Cat. Srsly

  25. No1 says:

    o hai offiser. i can offurz u a karrit? hao abowt a nice lettus leef? hmmm?

  26. Sean says:

    but i HADZ to go fasts! mah cheezburger wuz gettin cold.

  27. greasycat says:

    But still ran into the back of dat goggie. Sweet!

  28. ThePearLady says:

    I dunno, I was following u.

    u let me go, u can haf sum uf mah chezbrgr. ;P

  29. BamaHern says:

    whut wii got hear
    iz failyur 2 momunkate!

  30. LOLneb says:

    U IN A HEAP OV TROUBLE!

  31. Mr. Worf says:

    Knaut fast enuff…you kawt me……

  32. Ambercat says:

    Teh lite wus orinj, ossifer

    *bet tehy’s got SCMODS*

  33. paws4thot says:

    Yes ossifer, ah nose ah wuz obur teh lymut, but ah hud taeked eburee reesounibil step 2 complii wit teh law.

    (not teh funnee, unless U follow Skawtish polly ticks).

  34. AriCat says:

    Wud u bleev ai wuz prectisin fer de Grend Priz an ai spunn orf deh trak sew fass…

    Noes? Kthx

    Ummm den haow bowt ai iz deliburrin cheezburgr to Ceiling Cat?

    Moor noes? Sheesh…

    Oh kay… Ai givs u cuppl ov carrits and lettus leaf it at dat?

    Kthx buhbye!

  35. D.R. says:

    Hey ofaser… don serch mah kar… I no has drinkin… an der’s nuffin in mah tronk ovver den spaer tire an sum grosereez, honist…

  36. kara says:

    y i not has ginny cop when i wuz goin 86 inna 65 las week? hyoomun cop not az kyoot

  37. tashabear says:

    littrin annnnndddd…

    littrin annnnndddd…

    littrin annnnndddd…

    schmokin da reefah!

  38. doctorcat says:

    Kid, we found ur name onna envelope unnerneaf a pile of garbidge

  39. robinnomsinhell says:

    whut a kyoot guineh pig! He iz readi to inforce law nao.

  40. RevWaldo says:

    ai dunno offisa pup – teh needel onlee goh soh far

  41. rhsb says:

    But d00d, u shuuda seen mi b4 ai hit da brakez!

  42. Duffy says:

    Bak in teh olden dais wen I wuz thinkin of copz as pigs I neffur thot they cud be sooo kyoot!!!
    Now Im old and smartur and I likes cops, mostly. Wen they ketches the nutcase that zoomz pas me at elebenty miles ovur teh limit, aftur tailgatun me an flikin his lites at me for milez.
    GO LEOs!!

  43. vjs says:

    whr bdg/id plz

  44. Timmah says:

    PLZ MAN! DON’T SEND MEH TO JAIL!!!

  45. slythwolf says:

    Ai has spent much of teh weekend watchin Cops an tehrfor I can onlee says, “OMG noes tyme too frow teh crak daown teh street, shur teh ossifer is watchin meh do it but if ai jus tellz him its nawt myne ai will nawt goes to jale!”

  46. This one made me burst out laughing! It was a good idea!

  47. hahahahahahahg says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahasahhahaha

  48. yarddog says:

    Whatz we hav hear is a falure to communicate

  49. Daniel-SpanielCockertoo says:

    Sheesh this cop wants to jail meh… i is a cats u a mousy pig.

  50. hald0l says:

    I like the piture berry much indehd…

    kthx

  51. turtlol says:

    batches? Wee done needs no stinkin’ batches……

  52. pokinsmot says:

    littering aaaaaaand? littering aaaaaaaand?

    yu R freeking out…. MAAAN…

  53. no 1 in particular says:

    ossifer..it b caturday. speed limutz meen nothing!

  54. Misterii says:

    Can has ur regstration, plz!

  55. Jolene says:

    What we have here is a failure to communicate! You will spend a night in the box.

  56. Alisha says:

    I was watchin super troopers and I cama across this picture. That’s awesome!

  57. The Doctor says:

    UR CURROSIONS. SING THEM TO ME.

  58. ibsmallzz says:

    Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
    Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get ‘er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I’m chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin’ about… 65, tops.
    Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!

  59. Josiah says:

    omg i LOVE guinea pigs i have one at home

  60. munchies says:

    its the fuzz

  61. ” i think you know dad. since you were the driver. 265.9….. now wht r u going to tell your Mum Dad? i’m reeeaaaally dissapionted in you…..”

  62. ShadowDialga says:

    OMG! GUINEA PIGS!!! What is the original image?


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