OH NOES! MY SOUUULLL!!!
MY SOUL IS GETTIN AWAY!!!!
um, good luck wif dat.
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Kitteh! Ai sed “KITTEH!”. Is yu def or sumfink?!
grashulashuns amebercat
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HELLO!!!! Happy nawt secund, Ambercat. Am ai supposed ta danse for you?
no , you’re supposed to yell FURST! and then say, “oops”. adn then we all debate.
(nawt reely, just bean silly)
OK!!!!! I’m new to teh comments, tho i’ve been lookin at lolcats for a while
same here, no 1 in particular. i just joined, but i love lolcats……
cats rule dogs drool!
FURST!! furrst! phirst!!!! ah iz dying ob furst!!!!
lol. i get it. that be silly!
yoo mock my payne…
lyf is payne.
NE1 hoo sez othurwize iz sellin’ sumfin.
Fine. I give yu another Dr. Peppah.
fine, i buyz yu another Dr. Peppah!
Cheers! (guzzles dow teh entire glass)
ur payn. I mokz it.
dr peppy can has a kafeen–maykes yoo eben fursty-er—
good fink it’s cheese site an not RL–!
Ok, well since i’m payin in ICHC currensy, i’ll take 5 billion cheezburgers and sixty trillion gallens ov D.P!!!!!!!!! I luv that stuff.
mii, 2!!! nom, nom, nom; slurpity, slurpity, slurp, slurp!
Yay! We noms and slurps together!
*nom nom nom, SLUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!*
*NOM NOM NOM OMMITY NOM NOM NOM*
oenlee if yu wont – is nawt copmu…conpu….culpon….yu donut has to if yu donut wont. But Ai will be chachachacha-ing ober heer if yu wont to joyn me.
cha cha cha! good choyce!
congratululashuns!
(got any ob taht Victory ah Sponge Caek left?)
*gasp* SPUUUNGE CAAAEEK! *taeks half ans gibbs it 2 u keeps teh rest*
I danse enywai bcause i liek it. i doo sumthing simple, tho.
*step right up*
*step left back*
*turns up teh moosik*
*step step chachacha!*
Do you liek?
oh yeesth, n 1 in p, I likes it—I can danse no way in particular? Naught partikittehly gut at party-ickyluar danses!
danse be tiring tho. yu do it next time k?
acshully, i’ll just sing next tiem! Casting Crowns be teh awsumest band!
“Can Yu sho me just how far
Teh eest is frum teh west?”
Wut a great song!
Yay!! I likes “I danse enywai bcause i liek it”
no 1 in particular, i has advisement fur u! U wunts it? Here it bee: U follows ur hart an doo wut u tink is teh kindess and besst, an u will probabblee bee lubbed heer. Dat is ushuallee teh best rule ub thumb.
Yay! i likes teh frase “kindess adn besst” iz muches good.
hey, ware’s dat donkeeeee? (lubs dat liddul dnokye)
thx, kafleen. ai luvs awl my cheezfriends!
Happy nawt-secund, right, ambercat? wut do ai do?
whitey kittehz can has a def; it’s in der genes sumptimes.
Ai gess i’m secund? Wut do ai do agan?
you buy all of us a round of drinks.
Ok, i’ll buy you all Dr. Peppahs.
ittzso mis understood. thanks!
oooo, FANKS, n.1.in.p., I wus so fursty! , an I naught drinky teh allkyhaul (doan tell ennybuddy hear!)
hoo keeps gibing mii ‘”4 burger” votes—I hates 2 think ob ennybuddy here bean unfrendly-like Why yoo doo dat?
Oh, yu don’t liek 4 burgers? Ok, i give yu five from now on!
fanks, 1, is traditional 4 cheezfrens 2 gib each udder 5—no likes low-burger trolls, an wii hassa one-burger troll here, 2.
Ok, i didn’t no. member, i be noo here?
Ohai no 1, an fank u for teh drinkees but cood ai plz ask for sumfing dat is nawt Dr Pepper. In fact, NEFING dat is nawt Dr Pepper. Ai still has sneekin suspishun dat Dr Pepper is just sum kind of joke dat Merkans play awn us Ingrish an nobuddy ackshully drinks teh stuff, coz it are pleh. Ai fink heer in TeenyTiny Ingerland dey sells about wun can a munf, and dat is becus sumwun picks it up by mistake wehn dey rly wanted diet Coke.
Oh, an welcum to ICHC to you an awl teh udder newbies!!
k, u can has sumting else, just nawt alkahol!!!!!!
n plz don’t di dr. peppah! yu’d b suprized how menny peeple drink it ware ai cum frum!
ai luv yu, ennywai!
yaa! *slurps* tihs iz yummeh
I can haz margrreeta, plz? Olay!!!
sry, know alkohol. Bad for your liver, i heer
Livver, flivver – itz 5 o’clok sumwhare…*hic*
fine, go ahead and drink yurself to death! just don’t xpect me to cum to yur funeral! lol!
wii naught habs funerells here on ICHC, just dansin’ an partying! yoo can has awl teh cheesburgers yoo wants an knot get phat, an eben drink an knot get ded or nuthin like that! eat, drink an has a happy!
“eat, drink, and bee mery, for tomarro we die!”
Ok, cheezburgers, D.P., and no alkohol!!!!!
ai fink is laik kalories……… no kalories in da happy fud an no alkihaul in da interwebs drinks…. jus lots ob fun and happies
I can has interweb diet? Yay!!!!
mary – yoo ar a terribul teese!!! Ai dont noe fur shur – but ai think “no 1 in particular” may bee kwite noo!
Letz hav a partee an AI’LL buy teh rownd of drinkz as a reel fairwell fur a wile!
Ambercat – mennee conga ratz to you – an pleez bee teh furst to step up to teh now open bar. Ai wish Romeow were here – Romeow reelee noes how to doo this rite! But there’s lotz of ice an nappykins an glasses – so – ebreewun – just halp yruselves! n ! in particular – yoo go next fur yur lovelee troo second.
And ai raise mai nice glas ov Mueller-Thuergau to awl of yoo. Ai hav missed yoo awl verree much this week an ai am shur next week will be wurse. Tho ai am reelee having a wunderulf tiem. It’s just nawt pawsibul to bee two peepl at wund, even tho ai am a gemini.
Cheers!
u
thx! i’m am noo. just started commenting today.
” me 2
ai star’ed yesserdai! dat meens i cans bosses u arounds?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! don’t be bossin teh noobies! if yu do, teh soular kitteh will cum get yu and punish yu!
Ohai, JCH4K – I no you r famuss in ICHC land.. But whilzt yuve bin gone… Yu haz becum INFAMUS!!! Concratulayshuns!!! I can haz yer awtograff??
Hi, Idanse…an haiya JCHlebeny-jillyon kittehs! I finks wii awl missed joo hard, Janet! Glad yoo’s back, hope yoo had fun (irl) !
O mai, I dansdansdans – ermmmm – thankz fur teh compu. . .cumbl. . .nice thing yoo say – but – ai hav becum INFAMUS???? Wat haz happened ? – an ai dont hav tiem to luk fur it fur a week.!! Whut ebber tehy sayed, ai dint doo it.
An Kitkay, ai’lll reelee just goin – thiz tiem fur reel. Tho teh B&B says it haz conekshuns, ai think it meens if yoo bring yur own lappytop.
Oh mai JCH4K ,
Joo naow haz all ob the streetz, rowds, boolevarrdz, kul di sacks, an ennyfing joo kan haz to drive on nammed after joo!! Joo also haz seberal nommme de ploomes, all simi…,
simee.., sumpfin cloos 2 JCH40K, JSC$K, JCHenyfing she wantz…. Eben teh naugthy barn is lokated at teh korner ob JCH4K Blvd an’ JCH4K Blvd. Ai hope yoo can haz a lappytop @ yore B&B… an ai hope taht teh Cheezfrens will post heer in tihs one spot so you don’t has to look ebreware whilst yore gone. Ai nowz it iz tyme consoomin… n’ joo kan finnish katchin up when joo come home.
*PS. Mary O haz been teh majer ringleeder ob the JCH4K Moovemint- Donut tell her ai told joo! * Shhhhh
WE CAN HAZ POSTS FOR JCH4K HEER PLEEZE???
if finks it’ “uber-famous” rather than “infamous”!
i dunno. i fink “infamous” mite fit… if we werks on , i mean, kookz up, um imeen reveels teh backstory of the REEL reezon JCH$K is out ob teh countree.
I are hthinking it hab a linky to pb mowsenapping Hanz, LCB steeling teh 40 kittehs wich tenh chagned JCH40+K to JCH0K.
“But how did her naem tranzmogrifye to JCH$K?” yew mae ax. noesss, nawt just bukuz we is too lazy to lift teh shift key. Is becuz, ALLERGYDLEY (the lolyers toed uz we hadded to rite dat) JCH$K had doze 40+ kittehz inshured, adn kashed in wehn dey wuz catburgled byt the lolcatburglerer! yup. yew herd it heer first. Well, you red it heer. i hopes yur nawt still heering voyces.
the link to pb is still being linked. maybe to the missin priseless costume the artist formerly known as JCH$K weareded in teh Sound adn teh Fury ob Myusik.
ennee infumashun regarding the kase wud be prreshiateded.
wut IS dat beeping — – —-
a Mueller-Thuergau is’nt alkoholik, is it. do not want if it is. I take Dr. Peppah!
cafeen naught so awelful gud 4 yoo, eever, yoo know? S’okay here, iffn Yoo like it, it likes YOO!
it can be gud 4 yu in chezzburgerland!
and yes, i noes all too well kafeen iz bad. in real life i usually has only 1 a dai!
7-Up Slogan FTW!
Mah ayj…let meh sho u it.
Nah…ai noes it from dis site…
no 1, ur reellee startin too grow on mee….
oooh shini divine flavors!!
donut go 2wards teh lite
kitteh knowa how to reklaim his soule that be wandering: grab by tail, wrestle to ground, a few kicks to souls’ noggin, a few “luv bytes” here and dere, a few slaps wid da pointy ends….soul soon be rejoining body.
Werks for mah soul all dah tyme.
Mai sol gotz attitude! It dont goz nowhere. Suntimes I wishez it wood. Instead it harps in mai ear watching ebery little ting. Behave like dem little angle thingies onna shuolder ob cartoon carictures. Dey on Tom n Jerry alla time. Maybe I tryz slappin it around a little. Maybe it shutz up den? Maybe CCC fresh martoonies work better? I’ll have 5 please. but no Dr. Peeper. Tastes like carbse…carbor….fizzy prune juice. Pleh!
Lucy, I noes juss wutt u meens.
Hooebbur gobbulled ur cheezburgur….we’ll smack ‘him arown, k?
i fink i losted mai soul in hai skool…awl dose esays…
an reserch paps, too!
mum sold hers sole foar ten sents in hi skool.
luks like kitteh bout to grab hiz soul by teh tail
iz wonder how soul respond …
Soelz haz pyntee endz?
mine do.
weasley kitteh falows kitteh patronus…
For last tiem! We nawt Weezleez!!!!!
All yalls wut not wunntin too bee Weezleez…gettowdadaway!!! I wunts too bee udopted!
Yaaaaay Ambercat!!! Tahts sum fast finkin.. .
Wudja like a fasdans 4 yur selabrayshun?
Dunno how tihs got allaway down heer. Iz goin chachachaing naow, wif Ambercat. Kthxbye /
Most ov teh kitteh soul is goin to heaven, but it left part ov itself beehind.
gone to find cheezburgers, BRB
( kitty took astral projection for divination of cheezburgers class at the learning annex – kitty is not, however, a failed paralegal or aerobics instructor )
SOULED OWT TO THE DIVIL
teh Debil wented down 2 Georga , willin 2 make a deel, hee spyed a joung fiddler kat named Jonnie,…
WUT!?
I is confusselled.
SUmthin trollee is happening on this page. I not likes.
Enneewai,….dat wuz a good post…clebbur and punnee.. Wutts wiff dees gobbulled up cheezburgurs, ennywai?
*oooohhh….iffin i getts u troll…i’ll hoofs u good……*
kitteh, u nawt to be worrien bout ur sole…ceiling kat onlees borrows it…he gibs it bak tomorroe wehn hims dun playin wif it
Ware did ebrybuddy go??? HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO!!!! 2 no 1 in particular and 2 ebbery 1 in spesifik!
Wii’s awl hear!
ai didn’t heer yu all 4 a whie, there. wuz just wunderin
Wai, no 1, I has a vereh good feelin u needs too join our Yahoo cheezburger group!!!
If you sees dis an wunts too, (i hopes) AND duz not noes how, just email me.
cynic32@yahoo.com
Kathleen
Mephistofoleez kitteh sez: 2 late, Faustus kitteh: icanhazyoresoual now.
bless me, fathah, 4 i has sinnd…….if i sais 3 hale marees i can has mai sole back?
ai fink u needz teh “gud werks” too. give sum cheezburgrs to da strais. den u shuld be gudz.
No, yoo needs ta THROW 3 hale mareez, DEN yor sole is sabed! R wuz dat yor seezun…. hmmm…
wiff cheezburgers?
Plz no leev, soel. O pramis tu giv haf mai cheezburgrz tu teh needee and stawp teln mowsez dat mah mowf be seekrit kayv wif cheez insaiyd.
oh noes! too late ! life be flashin by..
must be karma for runnin ober goggie *sigh*
patrick swazye ghost kitteh sez: “no worree, i go haunts and possess fortune teller and comes back to makes pottery wif joo while listenin’ too unchained mellodee “
“O
Mai luv,
Mai Da-arlin,
Aiyv hun-grd foar
Yoar tuch
A lawng
Loan-lee taiym….”
*shuddrs* Ai can’t begin to tell u how mush ai hated dat film. Ded guy hangin rown mai apartmint – DO NAWT WANT.
Kitteh OK dou. If dey gotz nine libes, dey mus gotz nine soles, rite? Him better watch himz Karma dou. Last time him getz inna Kar..ma cried ober da poor gog!
lolz punniliscious
bettah uach out for teh karmah police beefour dey toes ma kar, too
Karma poleees – arrest dis man!
Ai am restin yu for brakin teh Lors ob Cors an Conseekwens. Yu donut has to sai enneefink, but wot yu do sai will be meditayted awn and mai be yused in fyootchur reein car nayshuns.
Bukkim Danno!
i seez died kittahs
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!
An ub coarse kittehs arr so stukk on tehmselfs dat tehr Puhtroanuss alwais be teh kitteh.
“Who you gonna call?”
Gost-kitteh Busters! (and mythbuster, too, just to be shur!)
It’z de dredid Supr Goste Kitteh, hu visets kittehs wen dere soals iz in danjur! Oh noes, I betters get de luckey catneep!
*floofy wite, glow-y kitteh appearz*
sez (in hi-pitched un-erthly boice): I bring yoo luve!
L. Kitteh: It’s bringing luve, doan let it get away!!!
It’s bringin luv, bash it wif a stik!
It’s bringin peeec, kill it!
Lol, Simpsunz!
Ohhh, noooos, yoo onlee ‘postet 2 brake it’s legg so it woan gits away!
Yu kant brake soular kitteh’s leg! Soular kitteh be smarter than that!
soular kitteh dances to evade your stick-bashing attack!
hai, “ninjas in my hat”! Doo yoo ever gits teh feelin’ that there’s a “wocket in yer pocket”?
Juss wunnderin’
eggsullent satire!!!
omg dat iz teh funnehness
dat haz to bee photoshopped!!!
Turz from da lite
Liddill Wyte Kitteh
iz nawt Marmee’z soal. Him iz
Garrdee~unn Aynjill
Kittehz shoodz awll habz
play~maytz. Den awll ubz Kitteh’z
misschiff iz witnissd
Marmee Kitteh coodz
sez, “U getz in mah belleh!”
Duzzn’t wurkz dat way
Jack.
This is absolutely hilarious:))) Very clever!
I love this. MA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL!
jinja kittehs haz JINJA souls!!! not milkywhite ones!!
discrimanayshuns. *tsk*
Now you can’t open automatic doors!
come back!!
James Brown’s kitteh is gettin’ away
Kitteh sold hims sould
n dats just swell
nao hims goin strayt 2
hello opurraytur
gimme nom-nom-nomber 9…
[...]
Kitteh its tym 3 end dis dreem
n dont furgit teh standurd skreem!
Kitteh thulhu will steal yur soul!
Off topic.
Some messages have cheeseburgers, some don’t.
This seems to be consistent for the month of February, 2008.
Prroblem doesn’t seem to be connected to original remark or reply, early date or late.
Perhaps connected to software of the person making the remark?
Trolls are not smart enough create this kind of problem.
But the garden gnomes make me nervous; they’re always smiling & stuff, hiding under bushes, etc.
Is this an inside job?
Fix, please? Kthxbai.
Quite simply the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a while. Brilliant!
ah, mai nawt-sekkund dae ov commintin!
2-9 Taht’s my hubsunz birfday. Ai jes wanted 2 gosee waht u wuz lookin at..
backere n teh pastymes. Tis fun 2 b random sumtymz.
i can haz cheezburger iz da BESTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
me souls!! me souls be gittin aways!! LOLz, it funnies. i likes it.
Brilliant capshun is brilliant.