hear it right nao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v7Gv9slJv0&feature=related

Ennee lottree win: WANT!!

Yabutt nawt teh get email frawm teh nashnull lottry, get awll excited an start werkin owt wut colour teh yott will be an how menny mercediseses ai will has, den find owt ai has wun £10 type of lottree win. Bery difficult to get a yott an mercediseses wiv a tenner.

Unless teh tenner is Jose Carreras, ob corse.

Teh oenlee emayls abowt lottree wins Ai get R teh wuns sain Ai’ve wun furst pryz in sum lottree Ai’ve neber herd ob, letaloen enterd, an awl Ai has to do to collect mai millyuns is send mai bank detayls, mai fullnaemandaddress an mai mudder’s mayden naem to a PO bawks in Nyjeeria. So far teh fundz has nawt reeched mai akownt…

What surprises me is reh nummer of rich widows in Teenietineeingerland who are dyin of horribel deeseeses an want me to give tehr monee awai.

hunh. i must be own teh rong liszt. i just get reekwests frum Nye jeer ya.

Rly DMarie? Ai must speek to mai mudder abowt dat - she’s been warned before.

Golly Gosh Ambercat (we awl talks like dis in TTI, plz to be ignorin Dick Van Dyke thxsomush) u has had a bizzy day. Butt - it is now after 6 pee emm heer in TTI, an ai fink dat means it is time for drinkies! Cheers!

Yay, Ambercat!

Wuudja pikup fur me:

andean panflutes (nawt pankakes)
blak peppercorms
catpuchino maekr

defenestration equipment
eggplant-colored sox
french movies (commedies, plz)

(ai nawt sure we wants to do dis, given teh state of teh last wun, but okays)

Ambercat, while u is dere, ai needs

donuts
evryflavurbeens
fairee caeks

see? ai screwed it up awlreddy.

Plz to add

grapefroot (for teh grapefroot martoonies, ai is nawt eatin dem)
huge bagga Walkers Cheeznunyun crisps
ice creem

juicer masheen thing to mash up teh graepfruuts
kormukopya
latex paint, drop by my house to get sample to match, if you wood.

jooss
Krumkake- teh naiss norweejan treets
lollies

oops
munnies
naiss Norwejan treets
oktopuss

passports frum assorted countries
quick-acting hair dye
really dark sunglasses

:8):
spy glass
tiruvanamali, map of
umbrelluh wif hidden compartmunts

Ai got awl ob taht! An awlso
a viktorya spunj
a wellee boot ( Ai’ll get teh otter wun awn teh nekst list)
a x-bawks

and a…..

yard ornament- sumfin taysteful, a nome, praps?
ziggurat. yoo need sum help unloading dat wun. gib me a call.

p.s. wuts a viktorya spunj? *looks hoepfulllike* izzit a tyep ob caek?

Viktorya a spunj is two, thinnish spunj caeks, stuk togevver wit teh budder creem and teh strorbrey jam. An wit the icing shugger sprinkled awn top. Is teh furst ting yu maek in skool cukery lessens (awlso knoen as Fud Tek or Domestik Scyuns). Yu awlwais has it fore teh Ohai Tee, wit teh beeg hats and teh whyt glubs and teh sniff ob disapprooval!

a pairasol wif ruffels onnit
a paira shues
a paira jerbels

Ican haz a snif ob disaproobal? Duzzit com inna sprai?

SJ–wut iz faerie caeks? Souns gud to etez, but do nawt noes fur shur.

Ambercat - I tink Victoria Spunj is what we call jelli roll. We Merry Kans are lazy, I mean innovaytiv, and we mayke 1 cake, spread teh stuff on topp, an roll it up like a log. Is gud, taysty, pritti treet.

Is teh same kynd ob caek, DMarie, but a diffrunt shaep - yur jelli role is a Swiss role in TeenyTiny Ingerland. Faeree caeks R awlso spunj caek, but tihs tym lidl wuns in payper cayses (lyk cupcakes). You can has icing (frosting) an sprinkuls an pikchurs ob ScoobyDoo awn top. Or yu can cut a lidl coen shayp owt teh top, fill teh hoel wit teh budder creem, cut teh coen in haf an stik it bak awn top, lyk wings, to maek a Budderfly caek! Awl R avaylubble fore Ohai Tee at haf past for pee emm, donut forget yur big hat, wyt glubs an sniff ob disapprooval!

Heer at SJ Towers, we favors teh Budderfly opshun. For speshull occashuns u can put food cullering in wiv teh buddercreem an mai mudder was always a fan ob teh silberballs. Dey is liddle balls coloured silber ( - duh), reminissunt of teh led shot an wiv similar conssisstensee. Was nawt considered a proper partee wehn ai wus liddle until sumbuddy had borked a toof on a fairy caek.

Wuz awlso used awn teh tryful at Chrissmuss but dey tended to dissolve in teh alky hall.

Ai awlwais tort teh silber bawls WER ledshot, a leftober form wartym rashuning or sumfink…

hmmm.. over here a Swiss Roll is the same thing, but choklit insted of jelli.

Hubby likes teh silber decor thingees, but tehn we red on teh packij taht u werent sposed to eat tehm ?!???

R we gonna have OHai Tee on Sunday?

taht mus be wher Ai’m goin rong! Letsee; currentlee Ai am luking for a man wit a puls an proksimately teh rite nummer ob armsanlegs…hmmm, nawt shor wut Ai shud drop form mai spessy ficayshuns!

Noes, Amberkitteh! Ai seen him firsty! Yew cannot haf teh man wif pulz, heez myne awl myne… hehehe! Dat’s wut Ai alwaze sez wen sumwun’s axs me wut Ai be lukin four in a man… (sigh) sew mush fur spessy-ficashuns…. cawn’t be too pikky, eh?

butt Ai has been widooed fur 9 yeers naow and man wif pulz beetz teh alternat…altranaty…teh odder choize.

tihs iz why kittehs better cumpanee tahn mens. Noes expectashuns, jus wanna snorgle and has gushy fuds. Well, dere IZ dat wun odder theeng, butt nawt to menshun on G-rated site lyke ICHC…. otterwize dey be sendin’ me to teh nawty barnz….oooohh nooooes……nawt wif YNG and teh Danyul Crayg! (an mebbee SAM ELLIOTT??)