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I can ha levitayshun?
Ewe ken “ha” all yous wunts!
Congrats on nawt sekunds!
*does half dance half limp (hurted mah paw)*
~Tig
i iz sry. i danse wif yu!
*dance dance*
*cha-cha-cha!*
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha; hokay, dat’s awl teh ha-ing I wantz 2 doo.
cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha—-hoo, boi, I is tired now!
how u hurted paw?
Kafleen, it be 2AM hier,wut tyme izit 4 yu?
sawwy fur deh Bela…bilate….shlow repli… ai jest brwuced dah hell ..urm, heal… frum waiken on ah cord plug end thingee…
Tanks fur asken doh…
=^.^=
” not only will I disprove your theorem, I will do so while chanelling that annoying guy from riverdance !!! neener, neener, neener !!! “
Michael Flatley cat
Is lord ob de dantz.
Sew in awner of the end of Caturday, we dans wit no arms a-la-Mikkel Flattleh. Bestest!
Irish Dantzes (usin arms anywai)
… because waking you at 4am by sitting on your head isn’t annoying enough, now the cats are channeling riverdance
( clickety-clickety-clickety as their tiny claws tap across your hardwood floors, in unison )
FTW!
Heh! I love Riverdance. I prefer the Colin Dunne version, though.
Joo also kno taht dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUOlypVUgn0
yu still sleepz.
miichel flatley cat b wearin’ a kallikoh dress nd b dancin in teh air @ teh Rio carnibull foar u.
datz “neen, neener, neenest!”
soup-pearl-ative!
damn, stend. u r multitalunted.
Dat is sum seeriuss talunt.
( bows )
actually, on reflection, I think he might be chanelling scary mary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
NO !!! WAIT !!! I KNOW THAT DANCE !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAwZyIqbfg&feature=related
” Hello! ma baby, Hello! ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal … “
Ain’t tat teh looney tunes froggy’s song?
fanks so mush, stend—dat’s so funn!
Invissibil rope clym?
I fot meybee wuz invizubul chin-up.
nopes. is cheerleeding praktiss for nerdy, brainy skool: KIT-kitteh insti toot ob teknawlojee.
teh cheerz are writed on teh blak bored.
yay KIT!! go tigurzz!
The “KIT Cheer” goes like this:
“e to the x, dy/dx,
e to the x dx.
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
Three point one four one five nine.
gushy fuud gushy food
peetza pi
squish up teh othuh teem
adn maek dem cwy!
Mary O!! Yu iz clawzit cheerleeder?? Dat iz FTW!!!!
Brava!
gollly, fanks!
i nebber wud hab made a gud cheerleeder IRL. too shy. adn nerdy.
how bout choo?
mee, tu…. wuz debate nurd!
red proze an poetree, an did 2-man debayt ….(Cawlled ‘Lincoln-Douglas’, bak in teh day!)
i wuzz too plump.
all mai ekksitemunt…..burreed deep inside.
I such a newb, wood u pleez to tell me wut FTW meenz? Iz it WTF in da revers?? okthxbai
FTW means For the Win
It basicly encourages a satement.
For example a kitteh would say “Cheezburgerz FTW!!”
wellll….iguess in a way it cud bee!! LOL!
FTW is For The Win …..and WTF is What The F—.
kafleen !! da commentz got posted in da rong place! I such a newb! I so sad a kitteh
Mary O’ – dijoo goto Coumbia? yer “nerd cheer” is teh CU Marching Band theme cheer!
G(tb)skwared
DEMOSTHENES
THUCIDIDES
Pelopponesian war!
a squared, b squared, H2SO4
FIGHT
e tothe x, e tothe x, e tothe x, DyDx
cosine, secant, tangent sine
3.14149
265
FIGHT
Iz ectually xlnt adep…adap…reuse of Purdoo ingineer chr…
FTW!
to Csmall_
Nope. gess agin. Didn goes to Columbya ( howsomeber, flew ober the countree Columbya wunz. Duz dat cownt?)
Wantud to gote too KIT (Kittehy Insty Toot ob Tek gnaw lojee) but i wuz reejekted cuz on akkownt ob my posabul thumbs. The lawsoot iz owngoing.
So, i wented to VIT- Vulkan Instant Toot ob Trecknawlogy, fur my bachelurz duh gree. Iz a tradishun in my famblee, as yoo mite’v gesst..
’smother time aisle tels bout otter degreez.
RAHH RAHH REEE
Kikem in da Neee
RAH RAH RASS
Kik en in da udder Neee
(dis Cheer I lerned in hi-skool)
LOL!!!
Ai new dat wun, tu!
Did ya heer tihs one two?
OOOO Saw SawSee
OOOO Saw SawSee
Hit tem in teh hed wif a big kohlbassee
dangit. I fink wee r not unnerstandin wut is teh kohlbassee???
I’ll prollee gets it three secunds aftur I hits “Add Comment”
:/
O! Thx berry much! I hopes u getz gooshifud awl week! U a good kitteh helper to da newb, who not rly a newb, but a newb to da commentz. Dus dat make sens? lolz
dis comment shud go up to kafleen! I so sorry, da newb is such a newb!
oh, idans. dat’s teh wurst cheer I eber hurd!
I juss gotta B frank wiff yoo!
(dis issaa bunch ob ballon-knee !!!
how’s this:
chemical warfare
deadly nerve gas
c’mon (yer skool heer)
kick ;em in the other knee
Oh kitkay,
You sed ai wuz bad!!!!! Sheeesh!!
aye never sausidje a bunch a jeers!
dat’s a great cheer, wamrs teh heart of any sine-tist. jus hearing it out here makes me glad 2 be heding back hoam soon from here in bzszzzkspspspss ss.s.ssos….
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this just in frum owtur spaes
a strange distress signull using anchunt Mouse Kode haz Ben detekted adn haz aktivaytid defenz sistymz akrossd teh galaksi…
*Notifikashun*
Perfrshunals needid 4 secrit mishun – undercubber an unndergrownd- bring yore own shuvvels, GPS’s an mouse trapz
(Reziztince iz fewtall)
*Notificashun*
Code busturz needid for seecrit misshun..
Undercubber an undergrownd. Bringz yor own shuvvels, mousetrapz an GPS’s..
Ohai risk- Ohlow pay..
Seez wut ai meen.. Taht furst part erassed an came bak AFTER ai sent it….Ai hates wen taht happins!!!!
top sekret mesj-to code naem icansdans – fur hur eyez ownlee ( “nawt icansdans? if yoo reed dis we will hab to “blargh” you, so wachout”)
“icansdans hey, yore gud wif dis stuff. i promoat you to…., oh wait. i hab to luk dat up…
(hmmm. wud dat be in wikipeeja? mebbee if i just cliks teh “halp” button…)
ps i upgraded you frum icandans to icansdans. thot it wuz rhymier.
Ofanks!!!!
Icanbeez “dans—Icansdans” * Sed in berry low profeshunal Teeny Tiny Ingerland spy-lyke voyce…*
*Stirz meh – Don’t shayke meh*
PS Duz tihs meen I getsa raise?? Cuz I wood likez 2 bee tawler!!!! Gushie fudz iz on teh top shelf, see?
Oh noes, now Iz startin 2 sownd lyk Bogie!!! See??
psikik cat
disablez himz eminies nonvilentlee
Kitteh luvs whirld peas…
w0w, juss look at calli-co!
(I tryed 2 keep Tabs on hurr, butt it naught helps)
ur puns of steel…dey impres me.
I has a pun…oh nooee, they bee steelin’ my puns!
i agree, her is much kyoot! Butt i gots my CHRG awn, so no worries
en he cawt dat futbawl liek DIS en he arch hiz back liek DIS…
…an he schmoshed it inntoo his helmutt lyk DIS…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiP4YWb0lXw
last two plays r teh best
sumbunny iz bin watch teh sooper boll!
hehe. i didint akshully. i unpluggeded mah tv almost 2yrs ago. Mah boss had watcheded it an mayded meh see teh helmut schmoosh plai on yootoob!
was in teh marching band in collej – i lyk teh football, maybe nekst yr i’ll plug in mah tv that dai…
wheal juss chalk that won up to hickspringyness
i meens X-speriments.
Step – leap – scissor kick! Doan furget jazz paws!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/09/jazz-hands/
lol!
I jus LUBS teh jazz paws!!!!!
* DANS DANS DANS —— JAZZ PAWS!!!!*
*TWERL TWERL TWERL* —JAZZ PAWS!!!!!*
*ENEEFING ENEEFING ENNEEFING* —-WAIT FER IT!!!!—————-JAZZ PAWS!!!!
* Kafleen.. Hay Kafleen* Betcha did post an tehn reelize wut a kielbasa is, huh? Fink Polish – from Pole Land, not shoose. I doo taht awl teh tyme!! Push teh “add commint” Tehn… *fase paw* * Ooohh..Ratz Buttz* Too late!
I would like to tell a tiny story about pushing “send” and sending something that wasn’t what you meant to send. I did that once.. I wanted to post a link and couldn’t get it to post. I had a neighbor do it for me. He was in the right church- but the wrong pew. It was the song I wanted but the one he sent ( from youtube) had inappropriate pictures added to it. I just found out recently… because I never checked it after it was sent… So, I aplogize to anybody who may have been offended. I would have been. Sorry…. pls to forgive
Cally-kat klimbs teh glass ladder ob sucksess an hits teh glass ceeling.
Chubbee Tabbee sez “Uh caynt do dat…” But still watches closlee as
Calico Kitteh demonstrayts ayreeyal manooverrz.
dat’s levitashon, homes.
Hmmm, whut WOOD feeree uv grabitee look liek if Nootun wuz hit by falling kitteh insted uv appull?????
He maight have Scratched the whole idea!
Nootuns free laws ub kitteh motion:
1. A kitteh at rest will remain at rest, specially if sittin on hoomans lap, specially if hooman need to pee. A kitteh in motion will bounce off everyting and keep on moovin until it catches invisduble flying maus.
2. Teh net force on a kitteh equals its kyoot times its poyntee ends (which is alot).
3. Fur every action there is a nap ten times as big.
maykes purrfeck cents.
ROFL! Ai lubs de siense! Bravo, daveman!
Oh, wait, you said law ub grabbity….
Teh grabbitational force is prupo, porprut… bout teh same size as teh product ub teh kyoot an invruh, inver…. different size from teh square (some kittehs prefer teh rhombus) ub teh distance butween.
sum kittehs leik teh rhumba?
mein dew sumpin leik teh jibbertug..jammernum.. fawxtrawt!
mah kitty says she luvs teh rhumba. I tink it has sumthin to do with the cuban tabby down the street wit the teh accent and teh leetle moostache.
ub course dis all been very muddled by teh special relitibbaty and teh string theory (dis theory says eberything is made of string, which explain the ubservable phenomenon ub grabbity. Eberybuddy knows kittehs like to grab string; dey grab everyting else ’cause they knows its made ub string.)
Kitteh fissiks Xpert.
Awesum.
Moar thryes xplanashuns pls
N mai kitteh be solar powred
Sunbeams. She haz dem.
yes, teh kittys have the photosynthesis, dey takes sunlight an converts it into naps.
*gasp*
U sayin dat mai kitteh izza syuntist?? cuz, she iz sleeping inna sunbeem
Rite
Naow!!
No, wayt… yu sed ‘photosyntehsys(ter)’, rite? Den, dat mayks hur a plant, rite?
Mai kitteh iz oushally ‘planted’ inna sunbeem.
If kitteh is makin photosynhesis–tehn she can haz chlorophil -an good breff too?
Yu noes, all yu need be faith&trust&a liddle bit’o pixie dust!
too bad Tinker Bell wuz eeted!
4gets the levutashuns!! I are impressed kitteh can du teh calc…kalc…kahlc….really really hard math in the background!
Long tym, no see, ProfKrak!
Welcum bak.
Tank you berry muches~ I nawt knowed I was mist! Mah fambily all had da flew
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Renember iz leviOsa
not levioSA
swish and flick
swish and flick
PWOOOOOOOOOFPF!!! smoke engulfs shera
swish and flik- yore doin it rong….
*cof* *cof* Hey, watsh wehre yer PWOOOOOOFTPhn’ dat stufz, pls MaryO…
[bizzee bein in teh rong place at the rong tyme]
Oh my gushie fud!!! Whered you go Shera (kittehvet)? Speek 2 us!!!!!
sowy. now shera has lost part ob hers hair in the fyre. i fink she ran to the laydees room.
sadlee, i been feelin berry uninspired dis week. I looked at the pikturs, but did not reed manee ob da comments.
I fink I’z sik, always berry tired. and now my hair’s awn fire, so I be goin’ nao
“AGUAMENTE!
nao iz ok, sherakittehvet????? iz ok?????
pls com bak…mebbe u can has nap furst…?
AKKKKK! yoo sed it slitelee rorng adn nao she has minty fresh wateh awl Ober hers hed!!
perfesser….ai tinks we needs a new fedder here…
Purrfessor Flitwick: Five poynts frum Griffundoor.
An u awl haz dishonal homezwurk.
Just wunderin, does eny1 see Peppermint around. made a comment on teh bloo tee recks that i lieked. would liek to talk
Calico Kitteh
attemptz ‘floawteeng’, butz iz in
t3h rawng poassitshun
Kitteh shoodz beez flat
2 t3h floar. Nawt standeeng upz
lyke a pogo stikkz
Diz coodz beez ‘Kitteh
Bownseeng’. Tho itz duzzn’t luukz
az cool az ‘floateeng’
Jack.
invisible pogo stick
doant let teh prinsiple see!
i iz climbin da stairwyez to heeven
Dr. Prof. Kitteh showz teh quantum not-ground states (wit pichurs and maths and danse) but student kitteh not beleefs.
mai kal-kool-ashuns, let me show you tehm.
Macavatee da mystree cat…
heez cawled teh hidden pawwwwwwwww!
(beats me to it jodie!!)
lub taht musical. was obsessed wf when leetl
e=mc skwarde
e is for ennergee
m is for mass
c is for cat
thare4, if ur cat has teh 2 muches mass (ways 2 muches), he cant has enuff energee to flote oft teh grown. a simpul maffemattikul fack.
Must bee teh new math. They not teeching me that in school.
And I gotted Az in trig-i-nom-a-tree.
Hao du yoo skwar teh cat?
mebbe u put him in a shoo bawks?
I b thinking teh catz r 2 cool 2 b skware. onlee deh nerdz b skware.
kittehz will Xpand or Contrakt 2 fill teh size ob teh contayner. Law ob felinefizziks.
butz itz kool two b squar!
hi eberbudi! skhoolz bak (4 eber I fink) betweenz dat n mai joob finkin Iz can beez in at les 3 placz at wunc, den dez yellz caus I nawt ablez two defi da lols ob phisics (Iz needz two tawlk two da kitteh….) Iz been beri, beri bizzy, beri tigerd, n bout az madz az a wet kitteh…
I misses tawlkn two awl ub yoo!
I kanz sees da pitchurs atz wurk/skool but no canz comnet (‘puter old,slo, mostli ded…) uz beez mai happi spot in da dai!
Iz beez bak wen I kan……..
tawlk two u awl soonz I hopez!
momcat
Ohai momcat – ai wuz wundrin wehr u be! Gud to see u!
Ai wus wundrin bowt Momcat too. An Gascat and lidl Kittyfisher – sry, Ai meen neerly groed-up 12 yr old Kiddyfisher! Ai can lukbutnawtuch at werk too; teh innerweb polees lok me owt if Ai trai to commet, an tehn Ai has to cawl teh Halpdesk an pertend Ai wusn’t awn ICHC at awl wen teh portcullis slammed daon and shut me owt!
Dat beez Schrodinger’s sperimintz.
see teh law ub grabbity above….
Sum kittehs prefer teh rhombus ober the square, but then again theres others that prefers pyramid ober pentagon….. but most agree on teh gravy ober teh gushy fuds.
you makes kitteh lissen to lolrence welk.
cat #1: breakin the law !!! breakin the law !!!
cat #2: OMGWTFBBQ ???
Judas Priest, it’s a flying cat!
Float liek a flutterby, sting liek a bee!
hep! Im stuk on teh Belkro wawl!
Diznee Prezents: Teh Kitteh ob Flubber.
I can haz mechanical vibration?
That be Rapture kitteh!
Caught in the flash of an eye!
awl teh goggies been “lef behin”
to liv unner the rul of teh AntiCeiling Cat.
Dis shoos dat Shroedinger’s kitteh is nawt in de box at awl. Sew DER!
“…und now is the time on Sprockets when we prance.”
“vwood yu lyk tu tuch ma munkee? TUCH TEH MUNKEE!”
ROFL!!
9.8m/sec^2 — not just a good idea, its the law.
Macavity teh Mistry Cat disdayns ur yoomin fizziks
DON’T JUST SIT THERE…CLOSE THE SKYLIGHT!!!
anti gravetey kitteh doin teh thrillar dance!
Wo.w..so funny!
damn it! always ruins my physics on how the gravity is absorved by the ceiling cat
or anti-gravity cat has invisibul hover bike!
Darn that cat!
oh noes! teh def star haz me trapt in teh trektor biim! go en getz obee fun kinobee, he r owr onlee hope nao!
Gravity-bound tabby disapproves of show-off floating calico.
“I will explain my theorem….using interpretive dance!”
It cieling cat obeying teh lawz og graviti
Teh cat hoo fell to Erf?
(but not yet)
OH NOES!!! Duz nobuddy care dat KEWRIOSSITY KILLD TEH CAT????? An heer we is ENCURRAGING kittehs to do teh kwantum fizzicks. So danjruss ai can hardlee bleev mai eyes. Plz tell me dat dese kittehs did nawt attempt NE kwadrattic ekwayshuns oar catculuss.
Ant Marj kitteh sorree now shes so meen to Hairy Potter kitteh…
or, Lazer kitteh guides kali-kitteh in for teh landing…
space-time for springers!
I habn’t thot of that story for lonnnnng times. Gummitch FTW.
Jump … jump! Jump around!
Imbisible maf teechr uses kitteh for erasur
numb3rs kitteh
Wish I could give extra marks for the braket notation and psi functions on the blackboard. BUILT USING THE POWER OF PHYSICS!
I iz superhero! wach me fliez! Woosh!
Invisible Motorcycle is turnin a hard right!
Invisible Pole vault.
Poor thing was thrown. Folks, we all like to see your pix, but don’t throw your pets around! Sheezh!
He looks like he’s going “UNCE UNCE UNCE” ;]
Invisible pogo stick!
uh! uh! mi tri 2 rite calcuz oghn invzbl bic!
this is so cute, see the other cat in the background?
he looks like he wants to be fed
flyz troo air wif greatest of ease.