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damn anti-gravity cat

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always disproving ma theorem

physics. kittehs defies it.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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tigrress

Ewe ken “ha” all yous wunts!

Congrats on nawt sekunds!

*does half dance half limp (hurted mah paw)*

:)
~Tig

no 1 in particular

i iz sry. i danse wif yu!
*dance dance*
*cha-cha-cha!*

 
kitkay

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha; hokay, dat’s awl teh ha-ing I wantz 2 doo.

cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha—-hoo, boi, I is tired now!

 
thisncat

Kafleen, it be 2AM hier,wut tyme izit 4 yu?

 
tigrress

sawwy fur deh Bela…bilate….shlow repli… ai jest brwuced dah hell ..urm, heal… frum waiken on ah cord plug end thingee…

Tanks fur asken doh…
=^.^=

 
 
 
stend

” not only will I disprove your theorem, I will do so while chanelling that annoying guy from riverdance !!! neener, neener, neener !!! “

Nedz

Michael Flatley cat

Is lord ob de dantz.

Missy

Sew in awner of the end of Caturday, we dans wit no arms a-la-Mikkel Flattleh. Bestest!

Nedz

Irish Dantzes (usin arms anywai)

 
 
stend

… because waking you at 4am by sitting on your head isn’t annoying enough, now the cats are channeling riverdance

( clickety-clickety-clickety as their tiny claws tap across your hardwood floors, in unison )

 
Cottleston Pie

Heh! I love Riverdance. I prefer the Colin Dunne version, though.

 
 
 
 
trtskh

miichel flatley cat b wearin’ a kallikoh dress nd b dancin in teh air @ teh Rio carnibull foar u.

 
 
BamaHern

datz “neen, neener, neenest!”

 
 
kafleen

damn, stend. u r multitalunted.

Dat is sum seeriuss talunt.

stend

( bows )

actually, on reflection, I think he might be chanelling scary mary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

stend

NO !!! WAIT !!! I KNOW THAT DANCE !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAwZyIqbfg&feature=related

” Hello! ma baby, Hello! ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal … “

 
kitkay

fanks so mush, stend—dat’s so funn!

 
 
 
 
 
LOLDemon

I fot meybee wuz invizubul chin-up.

mary O'Spockn

nopes. is cheerleeding praktiss for nerdy, brainy skool: KIT-kitteh insti toot ob teknawlojee.

teh cheerz are writed on teh blak bored.

yay KIT!! go tigurzz!

mary O'Spockn

The “KIT Cheer” goes like this:

“e to the x, dy/dx,
e to the x dx.
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
Three point one four one five nine.

gushy fuud gushy food
peetza pi
squish up teh othuh teem
adn maek dem cwy!

3heathens

Mary O!! Yu iz clawzit cheerleeder?? Dat iz FTW!!!!

Brava!

mary O'Spockn

gollly, fanks!
i nebber wud hab made a gud cheerleeder IRL. too shy. adn nerdy.
how bout choo?

 
3heathens

mee, tu…. wuz debate nurd! :D red proze an poetree, an did 2-man debayt ….(Cawlled ‘Lincoln-Douglas’, bak in teh day!)

 
kafleen

i wuzz too plump.

all mai ekksitemunt…..burreed deep inside.

 
Rosie

I such a newb, wood u pleez to tell me wut FTW meenz? Iz it WTF in da revers?? okthxbai

Da Pie Dude

FTW means For the Win

It basicly encourages a satement.

For example a kitteh would say “Cheezburgerz FTW!!”

 
 
kafleen

wellll….iguess in a way it cud bee!! LOL!

FTW is For The Win …..and WTF is What The F—.

 
Rosie

kafleen !! da commentz got posted in da rong place! I such a newb! I so sad a kitteh :-(

 
cSmall

Mary O’ - dijoo goto Coumbia? yer “nerd cheer” is teh CU Marching Band theme cheer!
G(tb)skwared

DEMOSTHENES
THUCIDIDES

Pelopponesian war!
a squared, b squared, H2SO4
FIGHT
e tothe x, e tothe x, e tothe x, DyDx
cosine, secant, tangent sine
3.14149

265
FIGHT

 
KitKatsMom

Iz ectually xlnt adep…adap…reuse of Purdoo ingineer chr…

FTW!

 
mary O'Spockn

to Csmall_
Nope. gess agin. Didn goes to Columbya ( howsomeber, flew ober the countree Columbya wunz. Duz dat cownt?)

Wantud to gote too KIT (Kittehy Insty Toot ob Tek gnaw lojee) but i wuz reejekted cuz on akkownt ob my posabul thumbs. The lawsoot iz owngoing.

So, i wented to VIT- Vulkan Instant Toot ob Trecknawlogy, fur my bachelurz duh gree. Iz a tradishun in my famblee, as yoo mite’v gesst..

’smother time aisle tels bout otter degreez.

 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

RAHH RAHH REEE
Kikem in da Neee
RAH RAH RASS
Kik en in da udder Neee

(dis Cheer I lerned in hi-skool)

3heathens

LOL!!!

Ai new dat wun, tu!

 
Idansdansdans

Did ya heer tihs one two?

OOOO Saw SawSee
OOOO Saw SawSee
Hit tem in teh hed wif a big kohlbassee

 
kafleen

dangit. I fink wee r not unnerstandin wut is teh kohlbassee???

I’ll prollee gets it three secunds aftur I hits “Add Comment”

:/

 
Rosie

O! Thx berry much! I hopes u getz gooshifud awl week! U a good kitteh helper to da newb, who not rly a newb, but a newb to da commentz. Dus dat make sens? lolz

 
Rosie

dis comment shud go up to kafleen! I so sorry, da newb is such a newb!

 
kitkay

oh, idans. dat’s teh wurst cheer I eber hurd!

 
kitkay

I juss gotta B frank wiff yoo!

 
kitkay

(dis issaa bunch ob ballon-knee !!!

 
cSmall

how’s this:

chemical warfare
deadly nerve gas
c’mon (yer skool heer)
kick ;em in the other knee

:twisted:

 
Idansdansdans

Oh kitkay,
You sed ai wuz bad!!!!! Sheeesh!!

 
catamaran

aye never sausidje a bunch a jeers!

 
 
pb

dat’s a great cheer, wamrs teh heart of any sine-tist. jus hearing it out here makes me glad 2 be heding back hoam soon from here in bzszzzkspspspss ss.s.ssos….

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mary O'Spockn

this just in frum owtur spaes

a strange distress signull using anchunt Mouse Kode haz Ben detekted adn haz aktivaytid defenz sistymz akrossd teh galaksi…

 
Idansdansdans

*Notifikashun*

Perfrshunals needid 4 secrit mishun - undercubber an unndergrownd- bring yore own shuvvels, GPS’s an mouse trapz

(Reziztince iz fewtall)

*Notificashun*
Code busturz needid for seecrit misshun..
Undercubber an undergrownd. Bringz yor own shuvvels, mousetrapz an GPS’s..
Ohai risk- Ohlow pay..

 
Idansdansdans

Seez wut ai meen.. Taht furst part erassed an came bak AFTER ai sent it….Ai hates wen taht happins!!!!

 
mary O'Spockn

top sekret mesj-to code naem icansdans - fur hur eyez ownlee ( “nawt icansdans? if yoo reed dis we will hab to “blargh” you, so wachout”)

“icansdans hey, yore gud wif dis stuff. i promoat you to…., oh wait. i hab to luk dat up…

(hmmm. wud dat be in wikipeeja? mebbee if i just cliks teh “halp” button… ;)

ps i upgraded you frum icandans to icansdans. thot it wuz rhymier.

 
Idansdansdans

Ofanks!!!!
Icanbeez “dans—Icansdans” * Sed in berry low profeshunal Teeny Tiny Ingerland spy-lyke voyce…*

*Stirz meh - Don’t shayke meh*

PS Duz tihs meen I getsa raise?? Cuz I wood likez 2 bee tawler!!!! Gushie fudz iz on teh top shelf, see?

Oh noes, now Iz startin 2 sownd lyk Bogie!!! See??

 
 
 
 
 
 
idancescauzizhappy

psikik cat

disablez himz eminies nonvilentlee

Idansdansdans

Kitteh luvs whirld peas…

 
 
kitkay

w0w, juss look at calli-co!

(I tryed 2 keep Tabs on hurr, butt it naught helps)

lady rocketpants

ur puns of steel…dey impres me.

kitkay

I has a pun…oh nooee, they bee steelin’ my puns!

 
 
Shera (kittehvet)

i agree, her is much kyoot! Butt i gots my CHRG awn, so no worries