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I can ha levitayshun?
Ewe ken “ha” all yous wunts!
Congrats on nawt sekunds!
*does half dance half limp (hurted mah paw)*
~Tig
i iz sry. i danse wif yu!
*dance dance*
*cha-cha-cha!*
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha; hokay, dat’s awl teh ha-ing I wantz 2 doo.
cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha—-hoo, boi, I is tired now!
how u hurted paw?
Kafleen, it be 2AM hier,wut tyme izit 4 yu?
sawwy fur deh Bela…bilate….shlow repli… ai jest brwuced dah hell ..urm, heal… frum waiken on ah cord plug end thingee…
Tanks fur asken doh…
=^.^=
” not only will I disprove your theorem, I will do so while chanelling that annoying guy from riverdance !!! neener, neener, neener !!! “
Michael Flatley cat
Is lord ob de dantz.
Sew in awner of the end of Caturday, we dans wit no arms a-la-Mikkel Flattleh. Bestest!
Irish Dantzes (usin arms anywai)
… because waking you at 4am by sitting on your head isn’t annoying enough, now the cats are channeling riverdance
( clickety-clickety-clickety as their tiny claws tap across your hardwood floors, in unison )
FTW!
Heh! I love Riverdance. I prefer the Colin Dunne version, though.
Joo also kno taht dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUOlypVUgn0
yu still sleepz.
miichel flatley cat b wearin’ a kallikoh dress nd b dancin in teh air @ teh Rio carnibull foar u.
datz “neen, neener, neenest!”
soup-pearl-ative!
damn, stend. u r multitalunted.
Dat is sum seeriuss talunt.
( bows )
actually, on reflection, I think he might be chanelling scary mary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
NO !!! WAIT !!! I KNOW THAT DANCE !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAwZyIqbfg&feature=related
” Hello! ma baby, Hello! ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal … “
fanks so mush, stend—dat’s so funn!
Invissibil rope clym?
I fot meybee wuz invizubul chin-up.
nopes. is cheerleeding praktiss for nerdy, brainy skool: KIT-kitteh insti toot ob teknawlojee.
teh cheerz are writed on teh blak bored.
yay KIT!! go tigurzz!
The “KIT Cheer” goes like this:
“e to the x, dy/dx,
e to the x dx.
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
Three point one four one five nine.
gushy fuud gushy food
peetza pi
squish up teh othuh teem
adn maek dem cwy!
Mary O!! Yu iz clawzit cheerleeder?? Dat iz FTW!!!!
Brava!
gollly, fanks!
i nebber wud hab made a gud cheerleeder IRL. too shy. adn nerdy.
how bout choo?
mee, tu…. wuz debate nurd!
red proze an poetree, an did 2-man debayt ….(Cawlled ‘Lincoln-Douglas’, bak in teh day!)
i wuzz too plump.
all mai ekksitemunt…..burreed deep inside.
I such a newb, wood u pleez to tell me wut FTW meenz? Iz it WTF in da revers?? okthxbai
FTW means For the Win
It basicly encourages a satement.
For example a kitteh would say “Cheezburgerz FTW!!”
wellll….iguess in a way it cud bee!! LOL!
FTW is For The Win …..and WTF is What The F—.
kafleen !! da commentz got posted in da rong place! I such a newb! I so sad a kitteh
Mary O’ - dijoo goto Coumbia? yer “nerd cheer” is teh CU Marching Band theme cheer!
G(tb)skwared
DEMOSTHENES
THUCIDIDES
Pelopponesian war!
a squared, b squared, H2SO4
FIGHT
e tothe x, e tothe x, e tothe x, DyDx
cosine, secant, tangent sine
3.14149
265
FIGHT
Iz ectually xlnt adep…adap…reuse of Purdoo ingineer chr…
FTW!
to Csmall_
Nope. gess agin. Didn goes to Columbya ( howsomeber, flew ober the countree Columbya wunz. Duz dat cownt?)
Wantud to gote too KIT (Kittehy Insty Toot ob Tek gnaw lojee) but i wuz reejekted cuz on akkownt ob my posabul thumbs. The lawsoot iz owngoing.
So, i wented to VIT- Vulkan Instant Toot ob Trecknawlogy, fur my bachelurz duh gree. Iz a tradishun in my famblee, as yoo mite’v gesst..
’smother time aisle tels bout otter degreez.
RAHH RAHH REEE
Kikem in da Neee
RAH RAH RASS
Kik en in da udder Neee
(dis Cheer I lerned in hi-skool)
LOL!!!
Ai new dat wun, tu!
Did ya heer tihs one two?
OOOO Saw SawSee
OOOO Saw SawSee
Hit tem in teh hed wif a big kohlbassee
dangit. I fink wee r not unnerstandin wut is teh kohlbassee???
I’ll prollee gets it three secunds aftur I hits “Add Comment”
:/
O! Thx berry much! I hopes u getz gooshifud awl week! U a good kitteh helper to da newb, who not rly a newb, but a newb to da commentz. Dus dat make sens? lolz
dis comment shud go up to kafleen! I so sorry, da newb is such a newb!
oh, idans. dat’s teh wurst cheer I eber hurd!
I juss gotta B frank wiff yoo!
(dis issaa bunch ob ballon-knee !!!
how’s this:
chemical warfare
deadly nerve gas
c’mon (yer skool heer)
kick ;em in the other knee
Oh kitkay,
You sed ai wuz bad!!!!! Sheeesh!!
aye never sausidje a bunch a jeers!
dat’s a great cheer, wamrs teh heart of any sine-tist. jus hearing it out here makes me glad 2 be heding back hoam soon from here in bzszzzkspspspss ss.s.ssos….
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this just in frum owtur spaes
a strange distress signull using anchunt Mouse Kode haz Ben detekted adn haz aktivaytid defenz sistymz akrossd teh galaksi…
*Notifikashun*
Perfrshunals needid 4 secrit mishun - undercubber an unndergrownd- bring yore own shuvvels, GPS’s an mouse trapz
(Reziztince iz fewtall)
*Notificashun*
Code busturz needid for seecrit misshun..
Undercubber an undergrownd. Bringz yor own shuvvels, mousetrapz an GPS’s..
Ohai risk- Ohlow pay..
Seez wut ai meen.. Taht furst part erassed an came bak AFTER ai sent it….Ai hates wen taht happins!!!!
top sekret mesj-to code naem icansdans - fur hur eyez ownlee ( “nawt icansdans? if yoo reed dis we will hab to “blargh” you, so wachout”)
“icansdans hey, yore gud wif dis stuff. i promoat you to…., oh wait. i hab to luk dat up…
(hmmm. wud dat be in wikipeeja? mebbee if i just cliks teh “halp” button…
ps i upgraded you frum icandans to icansdans. thot it wuz rhymier.
Ofanks!!!!
Icanbeez “dans—Icansdans” * Sed in berry low profeshunal Teeny Tiny Ingerland spy-lyke voyce…*
*Stirz meh - Don’t shayke meh*
PS Duz tihs meen I getsa raise?? Cuz I wood likez 2 bee tawler!!!! Gushie fudz iz on teh top shelf, see?
Oh noes, now Iz startin 2 sownd lyk Bogie!!! See??
psikik cat
disablez himz eminies nonvilentlee
Kitteh luvs whirld peas…
w0w, juss look at calli-co!
(I tryed 2 keep Tabs on hurr, butt it naught helps)
ur puns of steel…dey impres me.
I has a pun…oh nooee, they bee steelin’ my puns!
i agree, her is much kyoot! Butt i gots my CHRG awn, so no worries