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always disproving ma theorem

physics. kittehs defies it.

picture: Mike DiPompeo. lol caption: lotte

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  1. Missy says:

    I can ha levitayshun?

  2. Missy says:

    Invissibil rope clym?

    • LOLDemon says:

      I fot meybee wuz invizubul chin-up.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        nopes. is cheerleeding praktiss for nerdy, brainy skool: KIT-kitteh insti toot ob teknawlojee.

        teh cheerz are writed on teh blak bored.

        yay KIT!! go tigurzz!

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          The “KIT Cheer” goes like this:

          “e to the x, dy/dx,
          e to the x dx.
          Cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
          Three point one four one five nine.

          gushy fuud gushy food
          peetza pi
          squish up teh othuh teem
          adn maek dem cwy!

          • 3heathens says:

            Mary O!! Yu iz clawzit cheerleeder?? Dat iz FTW!!!!

            Brava!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              gollly, fanks!
              i nebber wud hab made a gud cheerleeder IRL. too shy. adn nerdy.
              how bout choo?

            • 3heathens says:

              mee, tu…. wuz debate nurd! :D red proze an poetree, an did 2-man debayt ….(Cawlled ‘Lincoln-Douglas’, bak in teh day!)

            • kafleen says:

              i wuzz too plump.

              all mai ekksitemunt…..burreed deep inside.

            • Rosie says:

              I such a newb, wood u pleez to tell me wut FTW meenz? Iz it WTF in da revers?? okthxbai

              • Da Pie Dude says:

                FTW means For the Win

                It basicly encourages a satement.

                For example a kitteh would say “Cheezburgerz FTW!!”

            • kafleen says:

              wellll….iguess in a way it cud bee!! LOL!

              FTW is For The Win …..and WTF is What The F—.

            • Rosie says:

              kafleen !! da commentz got posted in da rong place! I such a newb! I so sad a kitteh :-(

            • cSmall says:

              Mary O’ – dijoo goto Coumbia? yer “nerd cheer” is teh CU Marching Band theme cheer!
              G(tb)skwared

              DEMOSTHENES
              THUCIDIDES

              Pelopponesian war!
              a squared, b squared, H2SO4
              FIGHT
              e tothe x, e tothe x, e tothe x, DyDx
              cosine, secant, tangent sine
              3.14149

              265
              FIGHT

            • KitKatsMom says:

              Iz ectually xlnt adep…adap…reuse of Purdoo ingineer chr…

              FTW!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              to Csmall_
              Nope. gess agin. Didn goes to Columbya ( howsomeber, flew ober the countree Columbya wunz. Duz dat cownt?)

              Wantud to gote too KIT (Kittehy Insty Toot ob Tek gnaw lojee) but i wuz reejekted cuz on akkownt ob my posabul thumbs. The lawsoot iz owngoing.

              So, i wented to VIT- Vulkan Instant Toot ob Trecknawlogy, fur my bachelurz duh gree. Iz a tradishun in my famblee, as yoo mite’v gesst..

              ’smother time aisle tels bout otter degreez.

          • GeeNeeZcatz says:

            RAHH RAHH REEE
            Kikem in da Neee
            RAH RAH RASS
            Kik en in da udder Neee

            (dis Cheer I lerned in hi-skool)

          • pb says:

            dat’s a great cheer, wamrs teh heart of any sine-tist. jus hearing it out here makes me glad 2 be heding back hoam soon from here in bzszzzkspspspss ss.s.ssos….

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            • mary O'Spockn says:

              this just in frum owtur spaes

              a strange distress signull using anchunt Mouse Kode haz Ben detekted adn haz aktivaytid defenz sistymz akrossd teh galaksi…

            • Idansdansdans says:

              *Notifikashun*

              Perfrshunals needid 4 secrit mishun – undercubber an unndergrownd- bring yore own shuvvels, GPS’s an mouse trapz

              (Reziztince iz fewtall)

              *Notificashun*
              Code busturz needid for seecrit misshun..
              Undercubber an undergrownd. Bringz yor own shuvvels, mousetrapz an GPS’s..
              Ohai risk- Ohlow pay..

            • Idansdansdans says:

              Seez wut ai meen.. Taht furst part erassed an came bak AFTER ai sent it….Ai hates wen taht happins!!!!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              top sekret mesj-to code naem icansdans – fur hur eyez ownlee ( “nawt icansdans? if yoo reed dis we will hab to “blargh” you, so wachout”)

              “icansdans hey, yore gud wif dis stuff. i promoat you to…., oh wait. i hab to luk dat up…

              (hmmm. wud dat be in wikipeeja? mebbee if i just cliks teh “halp” button…)

              ps i upgraded you frum icandans to icansdans. thot it wuz rhymier.

            • Idansdansdans says:

              Ofanks!!!!
              Icanbeez “dans—Icansdans” * Sed in berry low profeshunal Teeny Tiny Ingerland spy-lyke voyce…*

              *Stirz meh – Don’t shayke meh*

              PS Duz tihs meen I getsa raise?? Cuz I wood likez 2 bee tawler!!!! Gushie fudz iz on teh top shelf, see?

              Oh noes, now Iz startin 2 sownd lyk Bogie!!! See??

  3. idancescauzizhappy says:

    psikik cat

    disablez himz eminies nonvilentlee

  4. kitkay says:

    w0w, juss look at calli-co!

    (I tryed 2 keep Tabs on hurr, butt it naught helps)

  5. Jessarakitty says:

    en he cawt dat futbawl liek DIS en he arch hiz back liek DIS…

  6. kitkay says:

    wheal juss chalk that won up to hickspringyness

  7. Andrea says:

    Step – leap – scissor kick! Doan furget jazz paws!

    • Idansdansdans says:

      I jus LUBS teh jazz paws!!!!!

      * DANS DANS DANS —— JAZZ PAWS!!!!*

      *TWERL TWERL TWERL* —JAZZ PAWS!!!!!*

      *ENEEFING ENEEFING ENNEEFING* —-WAIT FER IT!!!!—————-JAZZ PAWS!!!!

      * Kafleen.. Hay Kafleen* Betcha did post an tehn reelize wut a kielbasa is, huh? Fink Polish – from Pole Land, not shoose. I doo taht awl teh tyme!! Push teh “add commint” Tehn… *fase paw* * Ooohh..Ratz Buttz* Too late!

      • Idansdansdans says:

        I would like to tell a tiny story about pushing “send” and sending something that wasn’t what you meant to send. I did that once.. I wanted to post a link and couldn’t get it to post. I had a neighbor do it for me. He was in the right church- but the wrong pew. It was the song I wanted but the one he sent ( from youtube) had inappropriate pictures added to it. I just found out recently… because I never checked it after it was sent… So, I aplogize to anybody who may have been offended. I would have been. Sorry…. pls to forgive

  8. kitkay says:

    Cally-kat klimbs teh glass ladder ob sucksess an hits teh glass ceeling.

  9. onceajinx says:

    Chubbee Tabbee sez “Uh caynt do dat…” But still watches closlee as
    Calico Kitteh demonstrayts ayreeyal manooverrz.

  10. lady rocketpants says:

    dat’s levitashon, homes.

  11. onceajinx says:

    Hmmm, whut WOOD feeree uv grabitee look liek if Nootun wuz hit by falling kitteh insted uv appull?????

    • Johnson442 says:

      He maight have Scratched the whole idea!

    • daveman says:

      Nootuns free laws ub kitteh motion:

      1. A kitteh at rest will remain at rest, specially if sittin on hoomans lap, specially if hooman need to pee. A kitteh in motion will bounce off everyting and keep on moovin until it catches invisduble flying maus.
      2. Teh net force on a kitteh equals its kyoot times its poyntee ends (which is alot).
      3. Fur every action there is a nap ten times as big.

    • daveman says:

      Oh, wait, you said law ub grabbity….

      Teh grabbitational force is prupo, porprut… bout teh same size as teh product ub teh kyoot an invruh, inver…. different size from teh square (some kittehs prefer teh rhombus) ub teh distance butween.

      • BamaHern says:

        sum kittehs leik teh rhumba?
        mein dew sumpin leik teh jibbertug..jammernum.. fawxtrawt!

        • daveman says:

          mah kitty says she luvs teh rhumba. I tink it has sumthin to do with the cuban tabby down the street wit the teh accent and teh leetle moostache.

    • daveman says:

      ub course dis all been very muddled by teh special relitibbaty and teh string theory (dis theory says eberything is made of string, which explain the ubservable phenomenon ub grabbity. Eberybuddy knows kittehs like to grab string; dey grab everyting else ’cause they knows its made ub string.)

  12. no 1 in particular says:

    Yu noes, all yu need be faith&trust&a liddle bit’o pixie dust!
    too bad Tinker Bell wuz eeted!

  13. profkrakatoa says:

    4gets the levutashuns!! I are impressed kitteh can du teh calc…kalc…kahlc….really really hard math in the background!

  14. Tribble says:

    “Wingardium Leviosa”
    Renember iz leviOsa
    not levioSA

  15. no 1 in particular says:

    Just wunderin, does eny1 see Peppermint around. made a comment on teh bloo tee recks that i lieked. would liek to talk

  16. Jack Deth says:

    Calico Kitteh
    attemptz ‘floawteeng’, butz iz in
    t3h rawng poassitshun

    Kitteh shoodz beez flat
    2 t3h floar. Nawt standeeng upz
    lyke a pogo stikkz

    Diz coodz beez ‘Kitteh
    Bownseeng’. Tho itz duzzn’t luukz
    az cool az ‘floateeng’ :-)

    Jack.

  17. Kittey2 says:

    i iz climbin da stairwyez to heeven

  18. bad cat robot says:

    Dr. Prof. Kitteh showz teh quantum not-ground states (wit pichurs and maths and danse) but student kitteh not beleefs.

  19. Jodie says:

    Macavatee da mystree cat…

    • jinja ninja cat says:

      heez cawled teh hidden pawwwwwwwww!
      (beats me to it jodie!!)
      lub taht musical. was obsessed wf when leetl ;)

  20. karen says:

    e=mc skwarde
    e is for ennergee
    m is for mass
    c is for cat
    thare4, if ur cat has teh 2 muches mass (ways 2 muches), he cant has enuff energee to flote oft teh grown. a simpul maffemattikul fack.

    • Cweenmj says:

      Must bee teh new math. They not teeching me that in school.
      And I gotted Az in trig-i-nom-a-tree.

    • woodchuck says:

      Hao du yoo skwar teh cat?

      • karen says:

        mebbe u put him in a shoo bawks?

        • Cweenmj says:

          I b thinking teh catz r 2 cool 2 b skware. onlee deh nerdz b skware.

          • kitkay says:

            kittehz will Xpand or Contrakt 2 fill teh size ob teh contayner. Law ob felinefizziks.

          • gascat says:

            butz itz kool two b squar!

            hi eberbudi! skhoolz bak (4 eber I fink) betweenz dat n mai joob finkin Iz can beez in at les 3 placz at wunc, den dez yellz caus I nawt ablez two defi da lols ob phisics (Iz needz two tawlk two da kitteh….) Iz been beri, beri bizzy, beri tigerd, n bout az madz az a wet kitteh…
            I misses tawlkn two awl ub yoo!
            I kanz sees da pitchurs atz wurk/skool but no canz comnet (‘puter old,slo, mostli ded…) uz beez mai happi spot in da dai!
            Iz beez bak wen I kan……..
            tawlk two u awl soonz I hopez!

            momcat

            • SJ says:

              Ohai momcat – ai wuz wundrin wehr u be! Gud to see u!

            • Ambercat says:

              Ai wus wundrin bowt Momcat too. An Gascat and lidl Kittyfisher – sry, Ai meen neerly groed-up 12 yr old Kiddyfisher! Ai can lukbutnawtuch at werk too; teh innerweb polees lok me owt if Ai trai to commet, an tehn Ai has to cawl teh Halpdesk an pertend Ai wusn’t awn ICHC at awl wen teh portcullis slammed daon and shut me owt!

        • Tribble says:

          Dat beez Schrodinger’s sperimintz.

      • daveman says:

        see teh law ub grabbity above….

        Sum kittehs prefer teh rhombus ober the square, but then again theres others that prefers pyramid ober pentagon….. but most agree on teh gravy ober teh gushy fuds.

      • dpeddy says:

        you makes kitteh lissen to lolrence welk.

  21. stend says:

    cat #1: breakin the law !!! breakin the law !!!

    cat #2: OMGWTFBBQ ???

  22. Miros says:

    Float liek a flutterby, sting liek a bee!

  23. miss foots says:

    hep! Im stuk on teh Belkro wawl!

  24. miss foots says:

    Diznee Prezents: Teh Kitteh ob Flubber.

  25. Eric says:

    I can haz mechanical vibration?

  26. Otter says:

    That be Rapture kitteh!

    Caught in the flash of an eye!

  27. AlehKitteh says:

    Dis shoos dat Shroedinger’s kitteh is nawt in de box at awl. Sew DER!

  28. rodney dill says:

    “…und now is the time on Sprockets when we prance.”

  29. rodney dill says:

    9.8m/sec^2 — not just a good idea, its the law.

  30. VIRZAN TILLWEED says:

    DON’T JUST SIT THERE…CLOSE THE SKYLIGHT!!!

  31. Naomi says:

    anti gravetey kitteh doin teh thrillar dance!

  32. kaasxxx says:

    Wo.w..so funny!

  33. angelikasan says:

    damn it! always ruins my physics on how the gravity is absorved by the ceiling cat
    or anti-gravity cat has invisibul hover bike!

  34. halfbeast says:

    oh noes! teh def star haz me trapt in teh trektor biim! go en getz obee fun kinobee, he r owr onlee hope nao!

  35. greasycat says:

    Gravity-bound tabby disapproves of show-off floating calico.

  36. Jay says:

    “I will explain my theorem….using interpretive dance!”

  37. Paul says:

    It cieling cat obeying teh lawz og graviti

  38. SJ says:

    OH NOES!!! Duz nobuddy care dat KEWRIOSSITY KILLD TEH CAT????? An heer we is ENCURRAGING kittehs to do teh kwantum fizzicks. So danjruss ai can hardlee bleev mai eyes. Plz tell me dat dese kittehs did nawt attempt NE kwadrattic ekwayshuns oar catculuss.

  39. mugglemary says:

    Ant Marj kitteh sorree now shes so meen to Hairy Potter kitteh…

  40. mugglemary says:

    or, Lazer kitteh guides kali-kitteh in for teh landing…

  41. pb says:

    space-time for springers!

    I habn’t thot of that story for lonnnnng times. Gummitch FTW.

  42. Dana says:

    Jump … jump! Jump around! :)

  43. kag says:

    Imbisible maf teechr uses kitteh for erasur

  44. Mike K. says:

    Wish I could give extra marks for the braket notation and psi functions on the blackboard. BUILT USING THE POWER OF PHYSICS! ;)

  45. Anjie says:

    I iz superhero! wach me fliez! Woosh!

  46. Griff says:

    Invisible Motorcycle is turnin a hard right!

  47. logtar says:

    Invisible Pole vault.

  48. Jeff says:

    Poor thing was thrown. Folks, we all like to see your pix, but don’t throw your pets around! Sheezh!

  49. Valerie says:

    He looks like he’s going “UNCE UNCE UNCE” ;]

  50. Dom says:

    Invisible pogo stick!

  51. k2winters says:

    uh! uh! mi tri 2 rite calcuz oghn invzbl bic!

  52. kitty00909 says:

    this is so cute, see the other cat in the background?
    he looks like he wants to be fed

  53. thepetmuseum says:

    flyz troo air wif greatest of ease.


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