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congrats maus, how can we celebrate this occashun?
I dunno. Itz been a looooooooong week at werk. Hao bout a TGIF party wif dansin and drinkin an stuff?
Sure may be can has a DJ, martoonis and margaritas
some noms noms too.
Is I forgetting anything?
All Cheezpeeps invited.
Sum scotch iz requi… riqwe… needid too. An mebbe sum reely gud seegars…
All right I gets the Scotch and bourbon too,
You can get the cigars
But I iz not sure that the building code letz you smoke insides.
I duznt smoek teh seegars insied. I will fiynd a niec comfy chare an seddel back wif teh smoek an a dubble dram ov scotch. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Wurks 4 mii. Ah doez nawt smoak, but ah leikz teh smell ob a guid seegar.
wut kind uv scotch u has?
I likes de wuns frum Eeelah – dey is cheweee!
Wii alwaiz haz teh Islays; Laphraoig ok? Awr teh nuu wun?
I purrfers teh Glenmorangie “Quinta Ruban” (port barrel finish). Yum!
i can haz Ardbeg?
i do nawt smoak cawz am singerer, but can warbull a bit to maek parti atmops… amtuss… feelin? an dants, defnitly aftr few isla wiskies?
Did sumbuddy say margy ritas? Ai is so there. TCCIF. Pls can we has sum nawstaljic 80’s songs to danss to – maybe Girls Just Wanna Has Phun to start?
SJ does U like it frozen or on the rocks?
an I tells the DJ to put Girls just wanna has phun.
:starts mixin SJ’s drink
Wayte fur mee! I’z commin! I hab some erlee balentymes choklits to shayre!
And dis week I got mai keetchen awl cleened up an nyce, so I’z been cookin! I hab sum horseydoovers!
I can has margy-rita? Frozeden pleez. Fanks.
*singin*
Ooh gurls, day wanna hab fu-un…
Ooh gurls jest wanna hab fun.
mmmmmm horseydoovers! Mai favrit!!
hi zippy
what horseydoovers did Uz make?
I would luv some.
here’s Ur drink.
The chocolits is the yummy..
I maded sum mexican choclit cake wid kahlua in its, we can haz sum after dinnur
oh me too
sorry Iz late
Been at teh werkz. pleh.
Can I the stawbuddy dakiri? I NEEDz it, I needz it real bad in mah belly. Werks haz been teh tuff this week.
I bringz tinsel and glitter to decorate the partee haus
Anyfin else anybuddy needz?
Ai wud laik anudder margy rita – dat first wun wuz yummy, but wuz nawt enuff to wipe away teh horreurs of dis week. An ai’ll take a few of dose horses doofers. An caek. An anudder margy rita. Ai duz nawt care if frozen, awn teh rox oar inna bukkit, franklee.
ok SJ, I makez you nudder margy rita
just let me finish dis yummy stawbuddy dakiri – iz gud to keep fruitz intak eup. Needz your 5 purr day.
here, plees to halp me wif dis tray–mai speshul horse ovaries as alwayz! we’s haz apple dumplins, buffalo hot weengs wif ekstra hot saucey and wet wipes. candalope an mellun ballz, double stuffed taters, extra free-toes…..
they souns yummeh suebookitteh, I will haz sum hot wings and dumplins
SJ here is Ur margyrita in a bukkit, be careful the lolrus may comez after Uz thinking
it ar his bukkit
nom nom nom
Hai; I haz makked sam osas, raita an tomato chilli dips, spycd unyunz, an choklit chip kookeez, awl with no nutz!
Umm i lub samosas! fanks paws
This virtual parteh ar making meh hungreh
I also brot sum spiced nuts to sharez
Did I miss da partee?? Oh noes…I has big tray of playts of tings I prep…..prapa….mayd for partee tiem. See? Dis liddle secshun haz hotgoggies rapped up in cresawnts – dis wun iz liddle peetsa baygle bytes – dis wun is mini ayg rolls – an DIS wun is chawklet cubberd pretzels….mmmm…mai favrit!
Lessee, I hab a cuppel kinds ov horseydoovers…
Heer’s wun ov mai fabrits: is sliced turkee wiff creem cheez, a liddle sawlt an peppr, an asparagus speer, rolld up and cut to byte syze peeces. I stukk toofpikks froo eech peece to hold dem togedder till yoo eet dem. Iz ok, jest put yor yoosed toofpikk in dis liddle cup, I’ll fro dem awai layter.
Wut else we hab heer? Oooh, meetbawls. I lub meetbawls – mayde a cuppel types! Deese are BBQ, and deese ober heer are sweetensower. Deese ar SO gud!! Day hab a sauce wiff cranberrees an pyneappel and awl kindsa stuff. So yummy! Heer, trai wun!
so many delishus noms noms, so many choices..
zippy the meat balls luk delishus, sara I will haz a mini spring roll
I haz to rest now after eating so much!
Cud sumwun coem outsied wif the trai uv horsey doovers? I iz so
lazyrelacksed I haets to gets up.luks liek I missed the partay.
i habs balentime day cookies and chawlits
yummy tee and if I run home som glenfiddich…..
buts I still hab a berry lawng day of werk yet to go, onlee lunch time
nawt to wurry, Shera, da partyz stil gawnon *hic* mebbe da glenfidich layter if uz haz to werk stil? menny naiz horsey doovers left fur yawr delct.. delect… plezhur!
Hey, good TCCIF Partee! So mush fud! SJ past owt inna korneh, agin. Ai tink settink up an inter ravenous drip for teh margy ritas wus mebbee a step too far tho! Is tehre ennee wiskee ledt? Ai lyk teh cuking wiskee wit teh dri jinjah. An som ob tohse horsey doovers. An a cupple ob teh horsee overees too!
Ai has nawt past owt, ai wuz just restin. Ai is bak now, mai inter ravenous drip has run owt. More plz. Oh an fank u so mush paws4thot for rememberin dat ai cannawt eat teh nuts! (if was just happy coincidence an u had nawt gibbon me a second’s thort, pls to pretend was delibrite for teh saek of mai frajile eego).
Ai has brawt cheezcaek for teh partee!
Wow, I iz fashunablee layt!
I bringd horseyderves: babee jeebus hawt gogs rapt in blankeez uv cressent rolls! Yummy! An a Astro weenie tree, liek dis wun:
http://www.zzalgern0n.com/astroweenie/
An I brung sum Jak Danyels an coke, an ma 80’s mix on ma mpfree!
Lawyurs, gunz an munnee!
Safetee Dans
Ridin on da Metro-o-o
Fiyur an Eyes
Live to tell
Lotsa Ayesee Deecee
An Arrosmiff
An Sindee Lop-eer
An Tomsin Twinz
An eben sum Randee Traviss an Reba!
onceajinx, i am bery late 2. can i hab sum of yur jack danyels? its my faborite! all da fud luks yummy. lets eat.
You go now or you die!
Congrats to you too, you is also a guest of honor at our parteh.
I just noticed that Uz has a tie with Maus, sowee I didn’t congratulate Uz earlier
What wud U lyke to drink?
Howw abut a Shirlee Temple?
sure, here you goez and you can also has the delishus nom noms cheez peeps have broted to the TGIF parteh
we has choclits, wings, choclit cake, choclit covered pretzels,
samosas, and meatballs and so much morez
plus virtual fud = O caloriez
no! kitteh nawt look like dat. luk like leetle chihu. chihuaua..little tan goggie her fren. if i ebber gets home an gets mai goggies and kittehs bak togever, leetle pom goggie an himmie kitteh wuz bff befo i had to go.
I gree wif yoo. Goggie’s eers not luk liek he feeling frettened. Kitteh luk liek he reckonizes goggie.
Goggie luks liek he’s eever saying “Can I stay?” or “I can has dinnr nao?”
No!
One iz saying to hiz mama, “Kan I keeps him? I’ll take good kare of him – I pwomise!”
First have the kitteh saying that, then reverse, and have the dog saying it. Works either way!
ah finks so. kitteh sez: “mummah, kan i keeps him? pleezpleezpleez?!?! hims followed meh homez. ah will walks him an feds him and tranz him an ebberythin. ah promise. ah wil eben gibs him sum of mah krunchiefud. pleeeeeeeeeez?!”
We not wantz whatevah you beez selling
Beat it kid – you have to be this tall to go in the Haunted House.
Porque Chihuahuas no pueden leer ingles
*snerk*
Ahem. I wull tran…. truns.. tell yoo wut is sez in lolspeek.
Sez:
Bekuz Chi-hua-huas no can reed eengrish!
(We used to can say chi-hua-hua insted of chi-wa-wa… hehe… say it liek its spelld!)
My bruvver and I usedta say “chuh-hooa-hooa” too. U cannot says this without also doing teh laffings. Scientifically unpossible.
Mai muvver used to has a cheewaawaa, an we used to cawl it “Ebil B@@@@rd” becuz it wuz. 6 inches of pure malelelev…. malivver …… sykotood. Wud attak NEting, eben teh germun sheperd hoo wuz 10 times its size an cudda eaten it for lunch, an my bruvver hoo is 6 ft 5 an duz nawt mush like teh smawl yappy goggies. No sense of proporshun at awl.
chy hoo-ah hoo-ah? or chee hoo-ah hoo-ah?
teh ladder.
oar mebbee chiihoo-wah-hoo-wah
Cheez? Hooway, hooway!
Real estate agent kitteh, showing herz doggie client a house
mi casa, déjeme demostrárlelo
Ur ear it has a . . PLEH!!!!
Pleh! an U smellz bad, 2!
Kitteh sez tu goggie, “Make lyke a tree an LEAVE”.
he couldn’t read it — his eers 2 small.
Awww…antisocial kitteh be means to tineh puppeh. Kitteh can whip Paco’s butt, why he no make goggeh a pet?
Hey, how come kitteh duznt know that dogies canna reeeead?
(dogies canna see colors eeether, but dat’s besidez de point)
Mom!! He folloded me hoam. Kan ah keep him plzkthx!!
Hoo sayin dis? Cud be teh googie OR teh kitteh!
Wherz my gordita, googie?
Yo quiero Taco Bell… So go getz me sum
¡y cheezburgers, ahora puppito!
aha! we haz dat door mat! it nevr wurk tho.. dees 2 chis keep steeln mah pets atenchun.. stoopid dawgs..
Eye am ur nayhbor. Plz tu be lendin mee sum sugur?
ai has a kold, an mai gramma birfdae is todae….
U shor is a funneh lookeng kitteh…
dat nawt a huge kitteh, dat a teenietiny dawg……
Da kitteh sayz “I hold yoo an skweeze yoo an call yoo george” ai fink.
Ola. Does someone order Taco Bell?
Uh…hello? I am le petit frensh doggy and I looking for Le Avenue. Da sign say le ave. Do I find myself there?
*snork…*
That doormat – WANT!!!
mai doormat sez “Herpeees outbreak–doan tutch nuthin”
seamz ta work well most a da time….mai frenz, dey get it….mai muzzer, she doan get it
Bwah ha haa! Ai gotta get me wun of dem.
Mai sister has doormat dat sez “Welcome. Now go home.”
eggselent. DO WANT.
i liek taht 2!
BEWARE: Dog can’t hold his licker
Hi, I’m Mat
Welcome! Don’t Expect Much
Whell Buttar Mah Butt an’ Cawl Meeh a Biskit, Looka Whoo’s Hear!
bestest dormat Ai sor sed “Bwaer ob teh Dog! (an franklee Ai’d nawt trust teh kittehs eeder!)” Maeded me chortel
Mai fayvrit doormat havd a pikshur uv Stan frum SoufPark, en it sed “Dude! Vizziterz!”
Yep, want dat doormat. Is teh awsum! I hab one dat sez “Wipe your paws” and anudder one dat sez “Do not ring the doorbell, the dog is napping!”
I see a house all the time in Connecticut, with a homemade sign propped up against the front door. It’s white with black lettering and about the size of a doormat, maybe a bit bigger. It says “GO AWAY.” I just laugh every time I see it and am always tempted to stop and knock on the door. So so tempted…
This the kitteh door! Dog door roun the ovver sied, by de garbij kans!
shhh, i tells yu a seekrit
Wez must keeps our forbitten luv just to youz and me, peeps wood nebber ebber unerstan
i can has hydrocephalus?
most chi-chi’s have it to some degree or another.
no wonder they are stoopy and nippy
splains alot.
dat iz teh most hopeful looking face on dat pupster!
didz ai miz parte? dang….ai wuz hoping fur sum ov dem horsie doovers, tew. U cheezpeeps sownd lyke u R awl gud cuks….
ai has a awfull night and daze heer…we hads chuting rampage at City Hawl. Menny peeps kilt inclooding policemans, mayor verry bad. sad day heer. Whers de coktail YNG? Ai cud use a few duzzen dwinks of WHATebber….(sigh)
Hugs to u turtlol, sownds laik u an ur city has had a bery ikky day. Ai is sendin u a virtual martoonie (xtra large) and sum choklit.
fanx, SJ….plz to send teh martoonie (mai faborite!) in a bukkit!
nebber mine teh YNG…just sends bukkit wif martoonies and keeps ‘em coming!, kthnxbai….
turtlol, dere shud be a truk bakkin up to ur hows any minnit now. Ai sent a tanker full of martoonies. Ai figgered a bukkit mite nawt be enuff.
UR Geenyus! Fank U Ess Jay, fur beeng sew consedra…consideor…..thotfull! (sawry, martoonies alweddy affactink mine typink….WHEEEE!!!! :-0
Curmudg- carmogg- cranky old kitteh sez “I heared doorbellz but nobuddy deres – darneded keeds! gnar gnar gnar” en stompsez back into house.
No, no come in Watson, it doesn’t mean you.
How did you get a picture of my dog??? Has she been cattin’ around?
Mom – iz ok wii hab sleepover? tumorrow iz caturday.
What you mean? I leaved the doormat right where it was.
I haz that doormat too.
Eww look like mah asshole of an ex’s front door. >_>
maybe teh mat iz talkin to teh kitteh…
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O.O
did you know, stoopid dog, that i’z pissed on teh carpet?
I now pronounce you…
hahaha
Chiwhawha doez no hablah inglish