Comments on: we haz an us.

By: icefaerie95

icefaerie95 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:52:52 +0000

very funny

By: ashley

ashley — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:57:35 +0000

IM GONNA NEVR LET GO OV U, I LUV U 2 MUTCH

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:32:08 +0000

I haz anus too.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:10:33 +0000

yoo R my faborite opera! ’specially when teh Kweet ob teh Knight sings…

By: adam

adam — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:56:05 +0000

These look awfully like my cats haha

http://www.damsar.com/sausages/2004/aug_2004/0.jpg

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:50:42 +0000

yoo sed “edgsicles”, lolz!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:48:56 +0000

that looks like my cats. . .

By: Signe

Signe — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:46:36 +0000

I is happy that blak kitteh and grey kitteh is not lonelee animoor. Gud luk blak kitteh and grey kitteh!

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:36:43 +0000

Plz no b steelin ar us.

By: Beavis

Beavis — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:52:29 +0000

heh heh heh
“anus”
heh heh heh heh heh

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:40:30 +0000

Re critical (shud dat b “kittehcal” mass?), ai haz 11 kittehs hear hoo all sleepz togeva and dey haz not reached it yet! Dey all sleepz inna same bed (or on mai bed lol wich makez 4 not much roomz 4 me) an dey not haz problems wid da intr…itnr…bringing out da pointy enz. Not sure boutz de colors, we haz lotsa white kittehs (and yez dey floofs IS amb…it movez onna mai clothez lots!), some wit tabbi an white, a tabby with black feetz and one each orange and black kittehs. Dey all so laidback dey r almost horizontal, and we not haz problem wit color affectin personalitee. Dey all seemz to has ambumalatory floofs tho…ai has much color on mai clothez that is not te fabrics color LOL! Ai tink deys trying to giv mee da insumalation, u no, to keeps toastywarm. Dey also putz floofs in mai knittings, 4 makez mai hatz and mittz extra toasty 4 mai frenz.

I has a theory dat kittehbed workz on same princepals as TARDIS…mebbe DIS needz fundings 4 da reeserch at da Institoot?

By: sawa

sawa — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:22:50 +0000

Yep. I fink I kno teh kittehs of wich you speek.

By: Ranski

Ranski — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:20:23 +0000

Thx guise… fink we is bedder now, wif teh choklits, and blankees, and sirvays. U cheezfrens teh bestest. *Hugz*

Brainz bak in but jus unteel teh nexx Splort… then it be happnin all ovah agen…

Faeriequeen, I hoep ur dai got bedder

By: Mikey

Mikey — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:02:37 +0000

Thats actually my picture of my cats. Thats AWESOME XD

By: AlehKitteh

AlehKitteh — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:18:32 +0000

O. Us iz nawt supposed 2 do dat? I thought evvybuddy dat inneresting.

By: steele

steele — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:14:37 +0000

anus?

By: Shaungrl

Shaungrl — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:55:58 +0000

Hmmm… Trolling for cheezburgers. Neat-o new band.

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:21:47 +0000

Fankees, Zippy. Munch beddur naoh. An fankees Kitkay foar teh chonklits. U iz gud cheezfren!

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:41:10 +0000

Dis extra floof possible cuz Shrodinger in yr distant city closet, making yr floof stop moovin en reveel tis posh….pozith….place. Iz nawt skientister, but had whyte kitteh mennyearsago. He maed teh floof as a ermine trim on mai conzert gownz.

By: karen

karen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:12:37 +0000

pet uranus??

By: julyisthebestmonth

julyisthebestmonth — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:09:51 +0000

Study of kitteh floof on clozes is needed muchly by mee. I hab discobered sum kind of paradox (nawt parasox) in teh closet.

Heers what happuns: I goes to wurk in my navy bloo yooniform suit. At airport I notices floof from my white kitteh on my clozes. I carefully remoovz all visibul floof wif fingers or taep. I fly to distant city, goes to hotel, hangs up uniform in hotel closet. Next day, I puts on jacket and OH NOoooes! der is NEW white floofs on my jacket? How is dis possible??? Is sum of teh floof invisibul until next day??? Halp mee, nawteebil scyuntists!

By: cloudy

cloudy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:22:31 +0000

Correrlarikalls iz dat one tree-fut-long kitteh can has takes up entire king-syz beds all by its ownself. leavink hoomans clingingk to extreem edgsicles of bedz all bloody nights long. Distrubbing sed kitteh in any wayz produces much deploimentz of pointy enz. Add moar kittehs = wrestlingk matches adn moar pointy-endz deploimentz. Is wrotted in kitteh contractz dat dis be so.

By: cloudy

cloudy — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:15:52 +0000

Dat is wai too grammaticals fo meez.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:20:08 +0000

why yes we du!

By: Annie

Annie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:57:19 +0000

Iz furst (oops Ai am nawt usin teh f-word in that wai, dun worree) law uf kittainamics….

By: faeriequeen

faeriequeen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:54:49 +0000

SPLORTin feelz so good. i has bad stuff todai, den i chex ICHC and bootifil lovin Kayute wittle kittehs maeks teh brains SPLORT ahl ovah. den mah chzpeeps dey has teh lovin helpfuls wit teh choklits an stuff and LO N BEHOLD!!! wen teh branz iz put bak in my hedz all ob teh awful is gone leavin just teh awsum! KTHXnebersaiBAI

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:12:35 +0000

TU, in fact!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:10:36 +0000

Cud wii yoos a serteefyd vet tek?

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:06:00 +0000

Vood yoo liyk sum Apfel Strooodulz?

By: Lovecat

Lovecat — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:00:15 +0000

hoomins on flor wile kittehs fil bed iz waiofdawurl, iz fraid.

kthxbai.

By: Lovecat

Lovecat — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:59:02 +0000

yerss; insted of da menny kittehs rekw…. requa.. needid abuv, hee jus had da wun … oar meybi nawt… defnitly nawt asimportuntscyuntist as SJ!

By: Sexton

Sexton — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:57:16 +0000

Siamese cats – joined at the anus.

By: Shaungrl

Shaungrl — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:17:37 +0000

whoopsie. lieks bote of dem, doh. Whenz you type firz ting in teh morninz, well dis what joo get.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:06:41 +0000

whi yes we dus!

By: sawa

sawa — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:58:40 +0000

AND

Mary toutches on an interstin poynt wif teh mentyuning ov teh AMBULATORY kitteh hairz … I mysef am familyar wif teh strayng experiuns ov owning blak kitteh an YET findyn cloves coverd in NAWT BLAK hairs ….

hmmmmm

Is tihs evadense 4 existuns ov INVISUBL kittehs? Or just evadense taht kitteh OBVEE-USLY havyn wyld martooni partee whylst I owt ov teh howse … hoo knows …??!!

(I fink I go wif teh wyld partee hpy … hippo … theery as tihs jus much more fun!!)

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:57:32 +0000

adn “yoo neededed mee”

U holded my paw
Wen it was cold
wen i waz lost
Yoo tooked me hoam
Yoo gibbed me hoap
Wen i waz at teh n
And turned my lice
Back into truf agin
You even called me frien…

By: JO

JO — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:49:13 +0000

we haz ANUS?

By: sawa

sawa — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:47:44 +0000

Aprently I am ebil but nawt a scyuntist. Duz taht help?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:44:50 +0000

re: floof awn clothes

assume a human wearing expensive clothing at sea level, or below sea level if in N’Orluns.

the amount of floof on clothes is directly proportional to how “dressed up” the human wants to be and the speed of the human moving in the “inahurry” mode; increases exponentially if human is in “latetoimportantmeeting” mode. Factor in “needtomakeagoodimpression”.

Another variable is , of course, the color of the clothes, i.e., if you are wearing white, the black kitteh hairs achieve ambulatory movement and walk all over the human subject. Similarly, the result may be extrapolated to dark clothes /white and or orange kitteh hair.

Further investigation needs to be done on how kitteh hairs transmogrify to a color which will maximize the contrast of color betwixt the aforementioned clothing adn kitteh hair.

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:42:01 +0000

Anne Murray is:

can i has tihs danss furr teh rest ob mai lief
will u b mai partner dai n niet
wen we r 2gedder it feelz so riet
can i has tihs danss furr teh rest ob mai lief

By: leisa

leisa — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:32:38 +0000

iz like liks to centr of tootsie pop–de wurld may nevah no

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:23:18 +0000

*hands out preddy little cardz adn pens *

pls to be filling owt teh cuss toe mer opinyn sir vay on teh ‘possum shaypd choklits. if yoo sends it in yoo gets a token ob appreeshashun.

kthnx

By: stend

stend — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:55:37 +0000

yeah hello, you too?

” that’s one furry anus “

By: cheshirepat

cheshirepat — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:44:37 +0000

ai canhasjoinu? ai’d be moar den happi to assisstssss…ai canhasbunnisoot if nesk…neske if needed!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:41:04 +0000

Werl, ai dunno. Is u a kwalified (but nawt ebil) scyuntist? We does nawt let just NEwun werk heer u no.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:37:15 +0000

Kan ah cum an plai wit teh blak kittehs? Dehy R mah favritist kitteh kolor.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:33:39 +0000

NOEZ!! Ize Spartycat!

By: Megarouge

Megarouge — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:31:19 +0000

Shaungrl, wuz Helen Reddy i tink.

By: CrazeeKittehLadee

CrazeeKittehLadee — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:29:50 +0000

An mi bebehs, too, mopapa! Da gray n wite wun luks jus liek mi Barney, an da bwak wun luks jus liek my Lenny! Sownds liek we gots matchin’ kittehs!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:13:15 +0000

Teh lurve suite is a cumfy sawft bed
Whare we cans *beet beet*
Shed togevver

At teh lurve suite bebbeh