Comments on: I like big nutz

By: KittyCat

KittyCat — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:41:47 +0000

Chipmunk….ur doin it rong

By: NothingFlames

NothingFlames — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:00:05 +0000

tihs juss in: SANFAR have becom restless for teh acorm, and is are wrekin havick all ovah teh plaise. teh przidnt have com to nvestigat the riot an he dun fergot ter bring acorm so SANFAR do be eetin him aliv. Moar update tonite at elehven.

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:50:50 +0000

I has a food!

Or does it has me?

By: mickey

mickey — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:38:23 +0000

Really hilarious!! I was laughing on the ground!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:48:14 +0000

Oh, pecan sumboddy ur own size.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:59:57 +0000

a peenut sat onna raylroad track, hiz hart wuz awl a flutter,
’round teh bend came nummber tin,
oooppss—peenut buttter!

By: kag

kag — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:10:31 +0000

I hates it when peenut stix to ruf of mi mouf.

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:36:43 +0000

Deth tu all ear wurmz! talk abutz mission impsolu… iposulb… a vwry hard ting to make happin.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:55:25 +0000

dems is berry clebber kreechurs.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:43:23 +0000

I has skwirls in mai gardin.Ma Hazel kitteh she be chase dems but she be too fat and floofy to ketch dems.Iz moar funneh when da skwirls be shoutin at her to go wai n leeb dem to digz up dey stashes.
Mai Fern kitteh she is moar kwikker, an I haz to save dem skwirls so dey not be nommed.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:43:03 +0000

He reminds me of a friend i have. he is called squirrely and lieks to chase da squirrels

By: stend

stend — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:40:30 +0000

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=148999

for once, I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread

By: Keogh

Keogh — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:31:38 +0000

Squirrels with peanuts in their mouths?

Quite unusual.

By: Keogh

Keogh — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:30:23 +0000

*headdesk*
applause!!

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:44:32 +0000

It ‘pends on wether u lif on amon pharm (or pharmin kommyunitez) or nut. Day say eberywun iggnorz teh “l” n salmon, sew tehy iggnorz teh “l” n almond. Day uzuwally iggnorz teh “d” tu, butt not awways. Folkz wut worx wif kilns uzuwally iggnorz teh “n” tu, butt dats anudder nut.

By: Fallen Angel

Fallen Angel — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:37:29 +0000

Honesty is a virtue

By: sarakitty

sarakitty — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:47:55 +0000

U mus amund ur waiz.
(In michigishigun we wud pronouns teh “l” but ai heerz in kalikafornya tehy shaeks teh “l” out ob tehm.)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:19:55 +0000

ear wurm…..

By: cSmall

cSmall — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:30:12 +0000

if yer really lucky, yer kids will sing that song to you in the car…

By: mistformsquirrel

mistformsquirrel — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:22:23 +0000

Mmmmggghrll ggrrlll mggrrll grrgllll.

*chomp*

Sorry, mouth full.

By: elwadi

elwadi — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:50:06 +0000

This thing is “nut”!
lovely Pict!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:04:40 +0000

No! Dat walnut do at all.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:54:17 +0000

Mr. SK and I have putted owt birdie feeders, lots of dem. Thought we could keep the skwirrlols off by puttin owt peanutz special for dem in dah planters. Dey love dah peenuts in the shells. Dey ate awl of dem and turned over dah planters lukin for moar.
and dey ate the seeds in dah feeders, too. except for dah hanging wun dat haz a bar that closes up dah feeder wen a aminal dat is too hevvy gets on it. U should see dose skwirrlols try to figger dat wun owt. hahahahahaha.
But dah baffles don’t even slow ‘em down.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:50:59 +0000

Cawled dah dokter, cawled dah dokter
Cawled dah dokter just naow
Just naow I cawled dah dokter
Cawled dah dokter just nawo

Pendicitis, Pendicitis, Pendicitis just nawo
etc.

Operation, operation, operation just nawo
etc.

Died ennywai, died ennywai,
Died ennywai just naow.
Just naow I died ennywai,
Died ennywait just naow.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
etc.

Fownd a peanut,
etc.

Let it lay there,

Haha, learned a lessun.

By: lady rocketpants

lady rocketpants — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:40:09 +0000

in an attemt to negoshiates wif SANFAR, teh Planters co haz axd local gubermints to send varius skoolchildrinz and teh awld fowlks wif teh sunfwower seedz to teh parks. Dey also ax SANFAR “nawt to do anyfing dat wud rooin Mr. Peanut’s fwesh tast.”

By: ARDAqqq

ARDAqqq — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:02:31 +0000

My mom and friend started to sing this randomly once.

By: Cweenmj

Cweenmj — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:35:56 +0000

I am thinking wii shud all bee singing “Found a Peanut.” It haz ben many yeers since I singed this song. I hoping I remembering it right. If I getting it rong, yoo can just singing lowder to cober up mai mistakes.

Everybuddy ready? Heer wii goez . . .

Found a peanut, found a peanut
Found a peanut jsut naow
Jsut naow I found a peanut,
Found peanut just naow.

Crackt it opun, crackt it opun
Crackt it opun jsut naow.
jsut naow I crackt it opun.
Crackt it opun jsut naow.

Found it rottun, found it rottun,
Found it rottun jsut naow,
Jsut naow I found it rottun,
Found it rottun jsut naow.

Ait it ennyway, ait it ennyway
Ait it ennyway jsut naow,
Jsut naow I ait it ennyway,
Ait it ennyway jsut naow.

Gotz a tummy aik, gotz a tummy aik
Gotz a tummy aik jsut naow.
Jsut naow I gotz a tummy aik,
Gotz a tummy aik jsut naow.

I be thinking dere is more versus, but I am to aold to be remembering tehm naow.

By: orangekittehservant

orangekittehservant — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:23:18 +0000

Teh organizashun nown as SANFAR be demanding mor acorn trees be planted all ober the world an also request awl kittehs considered dangerous to der welfer be kept lokked in teh haws.

Furdermoor: Dos devizes dat keep dem frum teh birdseed be band and deklayred illegal frum nauw on.

By: goldie

goldie — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:18:42 +0000

ok – how abowt teh rest ub teh bet?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:15:32 +0000

WooHoo!!! Exit!!! Is dis ur first first????

Wutt kine ub dants doo u fancy?

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:41:22 +0000

Squirlol bit off moars than he can chewz.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:28:04 +0000

Oh. Dear. Gawd.

you didn’t…….yep, ya did.

By: Dustbunny

Dustbunny — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:09:57 +0000

Dat’s rite — don’t let me cashew making obseen comments

By: CL

CL — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:00:16 +0000

Sumtymes u feel lyke a nut, sum tymes u dont.

By: Todd

Todd — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:50:54 +0000

I LIKE BIG NUTTS AN I CAN NOT LIE
U OTHR BROTHERS CANT DENY
DAT WHEN SQUIREZ WALKZ IN WIF AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AN ROUND TING IN UR FACE
U GIT SPRUNG
WANNA PULL UP TOUGH
CAUSE U NOTICE DAT NUTT WUZ STUFFD
DEEP IN DA JEANZ SHEZ WEARIN
IM HOOKD AN I CANT STOP STARIN
OH BABY, I WANNA GIT WITCHA
AN TAEK UR PICCHUR

By: sqrl powa

sqrl powa — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:44:59 +0000

wen a squirrl walks in with an itty bitty face and that big rownd fing in yur face

By: NorthernHockeyFan

NorthernHockeyFan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:30:58 +0000

NHF heer, spinnin all de old vynil an keepin it (somewhut) reel as de daytiem kittehs go to dere bedz an make wai fer de Nite Cats… gawsh durn it, who moovd my ginnantonnic??!?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:22:55 +0000

Tank u Captin Obvius.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/27/funny-pictures-tank-u-captin-obvius/#comments

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:16:43 +0000

Iz dat a peenut in ur mouf
or r u juss early fur teh pot luck?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:14:49 +0000

Orthodontia Of Unusual Size

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:12:17 +0000

Yesh! Schweddy nutz are so … tender.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:10:50 +0000

duz this peenut make me look fat?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:10:02 +0000

Schweddy nuts?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:08:31 +0000

No, butts u gots a peenut in ur mouf.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:05:28 +0000

Lorena Bobbit trys to hide teh effidents

By: Tribble

Tribble — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:05:01 +0000

Eye c a patturn formin wit da lass tu picherz.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:00:41 +0000

Buy Mr. Schweddy brand… for the freshest peanuts

By: miss foots

miss foots — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:58:32 +0000

yeppers! ebber wunners if Mikain ebber go ober teh mumps

By: AriCat

AriCat — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:39:12 +0000

Big nuts iz allwaiz sew satis… saytiz… sew muchs beddah den leetl wuns.
(Ai noe I rooly shooldna sed eet…. but eet juss kinda slippded owt, ya noes?)

By: Maus

Maus — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:32:28 +0000

Dont talk wif yer mouf open…

(Hi nite shift! Hao teh heck ar y’all?)