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oh dear god!
Mah Ceiling Cat! Itz full ub nuts!
That’s pretty dang funny, actually
Sumtymes u feel lyke a nut, sum tymes u dont.
WooHoo!!! Exit!!! Is dis ur first first????
Wutt kine ub dants doo u fancy?
I am thinking wii shud all bee singing “Found a Peanut.” It haz ben many yeers since I singed this song. I hoping I remembering it right. If I getting it rong, yoo can just singing lowder to cober up mai mistakes.
Everybuddy ready? Heer wii goez . . .
Found a peanut, found a peanut
Found a peanut jsut naow
Jsut naow I found a peanut,
Found peanut just naow.
Crackt it opun, crackt it opun
Crackt it opun jsut naow.
jsut naow I crackt it opun.
Crackt it opun jsut naow.
Found it rottun, found it rottun,
Found it rottun jsut naow,
Jsut naow I found it rottun,
Found it rottun jsut naow.
Ait it ennyway, ait it ennyway
Ait it ennyway jsut naow,
Jsut naow I ait it ennyway,
Ait it ennyway jsut naow.
Gotz a tummy aik, gotz a tummy aik
Gotz a tummy aik jsut naow.
Jsut naow I gotz a tummy aik,
Gotz a tummy aik jsut naow.
I be thinking dere is more versus, but I am to aold to be remembering tehm naow.
Cawled dah dokter, cawled dah dokter
Cawled dah dokter just naow
Just naow I cawled dah dokter
Cawled dah dokter just nawo
Pendicitis, Pendicitis, Pendicitis just nawo
etc.
Operation, operation, operation just nawo
etc.
Died ennywai, died ennywai,
Died ennywai just naow.
Just naow I died ennywai,
Died ennywait just naow.
Went to heaven, went to heaven,
etc.
Fownd a peanut,
etc.
Let it lay there,
Haha, learned a lessun.
if yer really lucky, yer kids will sing that song to you in the car…
ear wurm…..
Deth tu all ear wurmz! talk abutz mission impsolu… iposulb… a vwry hard ting to make happin.
a peenut sat onna raylroad track, hiz hart wuz awl a flutter,
’round teh bend came nummber tin,
oooppss—peenut buttter!
Akshually, can’t say much of enything, CAUSE MY MOUTH IZ FULL!!!!!!!!
Unprintbl in ths g-rated site. :-))
Dat’s rite — don’t let me cashew making obseen comments
No! Dat walnut do at all.
U mus amund ur waiz.
(In michigishigun we wud pronouns teh “l” but ai heerz in kalikafornya tehy shaeks teh “l” out ob tehm.)
It ‘pends on wether u lif on amon pharm (or pharmin kommyunitez) or nut. Day say eberywun iggnorz teh “l” n salmon, sew tehy iggnorz teh “l” n almond. Day uzuwally iggnorz teh “d” tu, butt not awways. Folkz wut worx wif kilns uzuwally iggnorz teh “n” tu, butt dats anudder nut.
Oh, pecan sumboddy ur own size.
Size matters here.
Gn H hzzz mmfrr pvvvz?
(Tranzlayshun: Can I haz moar, plz?)
Yeh, well so Does I. (Sum 1 had tu seyit)
Omigosh. OMIGOSH
“Skuze me, do I got somfin in ma teef?
No, butts u gots a peenut in ur mouf.
duz this peenut make me look fat?
Iz dat a peenut in ur mouf
or r u juss early fur teh pot luck?
sumteimz you feewls liek a ginormous nut, sumteimz you dohnt
Political Impressions: John McCain
yeppers! ebber wunners if Mikain ebber go ober teh mumps
Cheeky lil’ critter, ain’t he?
Newsflash—- Today in the local park, Mr. Peanut was kidnapped by the SANFAR (squirrels are not furry a*sed rats) group. They threatened to turn him into butter if their written demands weren’t read on the air. More at 11:00.
Teh organizashun nown as SANFAR be demanding mor acorn trees be planted all ober the world an also request awl kittehs considered dangerous to der welfer be kept lokked in teh haws.
Furdermoor: Dos devizes dat keep dem frum teh birdseed be band and deklayred illegal frum nauw on.
in an attemt to negoshiates wif SANFAR, teh Planters co haz axd local gubermints to send varius skoolchildrinz and teh awld fowlks wif teh sunfwower seedz to teh parks. Dey also ax SANFAR “nawt to do anyfing dat wud rooin Mr. Peanut’s fwesh tast.”
tihs juss in: SANFAR have becom restless for teh acorm, and is are wrekin havick all ovah teh plaise. teh przidnt have com to nvestigat the riot an he dun fergot ter bring acorm so SANFAR do be eetin him aliv. Moar update tonite at elehven.
Call ceiling cat, he needs to do his job.
Dont talk wif yer mouf open…
(Hi nite shift! Hao teh heck ar y’all?)
NHF heer, spinnin all de old vynil an keepin it (somewhut) reel as de daytiem kittehs go to dere bedz an make wai fer de Nite Cats… gawsh durn it, who moovd my ginnantonnic??!?
Big nuts iz allwaiz sew satis… saytiz… sew muchs beddah den leetl wuns.
(Ai noe I rooly shooldna sed eet…. but eet juss kinda slippded owt, ya noes?)
Buy Mr. Schweddy brand… for the freshest peanuts
Schweddy nuts?
Yesh! Schweddy nutz are so … tender.
Oh. Dear. Gawd.
you didn’t…….yep, ya did.
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=148999
for once, I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread
Eye c a patturn formin wit da lass tu picherz.
Tank u Captin Obvius.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/27/funny-pictures-tank-u-captin-obvius/#comments
Lorena Bobbit trys to hide teh effidents
*headdesk*
applause!!
Orthodontia Of Unusual Size
wen a squirrl walks in with an itty bitty face and that big rownd fing in yur face
I LIKE BIG NUTTS AN I CAN NOT LIE
U OTHR BROTHERS CANT DENY
DAT WHEN SQUIREZ WALKZ IN WIF AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AN ROUND TING IN UR FACE
U GIT SPRUNG
WANNA PULL UP TOUGH
CAUSE U NOTICE DAT NUTT WUZ STUFFD
DEEP IN DA JEANZ SHEZ WEARIN
IM HOOKD AN I CANT STOP STARIN
OH BABY, I WANNA GIT WITCHA
AN TAEK UR PICCHUR
Squirlol bit off moars than he can chewz.
ok - how abowt teh rest ub teh bet?
My mom and friend started to sing this randomly once.
Squirrels with peanuts in their mouths?
Quite unusual.
Mr. SK and I have putted owt birdie feeders, lots of dem. Thought we could keep the skwirrlols off by puttin owt peanutz special for dem in dah planters. Dey love dah peenuts in the shells. Dey ate awl of dem and turned over dah planters lukin for moar.
and dey ate the seeds in dah feeders, too. except for dah hanging wun dat haz a bar that closes up dah feeder wen a aminal dat is too hevvy gets on it. U should see dose skwirrlols try to figger dat wun owt. hahahahahaha.
But dah baffles don’t even slow ‘em down.
dems is berry clebber kreechurs.
This thing is “nut”!
lovely Pict!
Mmmmggghrll ggrrlll mggrrll grrgllll.
*chomp*
Sorry, mouth full.
Honesty is a virtue
He reminds me of a friend i have. he is called squirrely and lieks to chase da squirrels
I has skwirls in mai gardin.Ma Hazel kitteh she be chase dems but she be too fat and floofy to ketch dems.Iz moar funneh when da skwirls be shoutin at her to go wai n leeb dem to digz up dey stashes.
Mai Fern kitteh she is moar kwikker, an I haz to save dem skwirls so dey not be nommed.
I hates it when peenut stix to ruf of mi mouf.
Really hilarious!! I was laughing on the ground!