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Yes u is!
am nawt!
Is too. How manny fiingers is I holding up?
yure twiyng to twik mee.
ok ok ur riet… hao meny poynty endz?
ai pleed teh fifth.
kay i gess u dont be wantin ur balintine giff.
hmm, now wut kan i do with anchovies, a bag-o-nip, a cheezburger . . .
quite alot
deli salamees
elebentee smoars
fruitee margareetuh mix
goggie food
hot dawgs
an incubator
hmmm.. wich furst laff at teh chzpeeps or SPlORT at teh kitteh? Deelemma, I has it!
ummmm , Maus.
*whispurs* i noticed in teh list fur the kitteh’s balantine the juxta posish um jukstickposish um the rite nekts to eech otherness ob “goggie food” adn “hot dawgs” you dont mean *looks around* food made of doggies, hot dogs….rite? rite!???
just wonderin…
list kontinews:
jewelry fur kitteh’s preddy wun
kwik set konkrete
loose change for tipping the pizza guy
BwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!! *snortcoughcoughhack* Um… no. I wuz ov course refer… rufeer… talkin bout teh frankenferter sausij.
mistree novul… nacho dips… orgazim shampoo…
a moneesbelt
a nookyuler reeactor
a orchid fer my valentiine
oi Maus, we be shopin in teh saym iylz!
(i tink?)
Sry. I played out uv turn. I can haz a red faec?
jus skips to teh PQR layn an we be goldin
partee hatz
Q (just to annoy teh kitteh)
reely kewl eye protektors ~0^0~
orgazim shampoo? Teho, wehr duz u do ur shopping?
oh yoo’s seen teh cumershulz… “has a totlee organnik esperyenz” ?
yez! YEZ! YESSS!!!
gusshee fuds
horse ovaries
i screams
Ai’ll has wut he’s having
Okay, bak to teh list:
Scents uv Hyumor (fer teh troll)
Talcum Powder
Umbrellas
WANT!!!
a jukstaposishun
a kitkat
a lllllama…..
and Ai’ll joyn SJ wit wutebber Teho’s havin!
hay this be a pushmepullyou list
A vacation in the Bahamas
a Water-pik
and an x-ray machine.
yello rubber dukky
zoot soot (hay, mai daddeh hadz 1)
*WHEW*
Yay teh list– it r finsi… fingal… finlis…. it r dund.
mai ocd ai showz u
Congrats, lolburgler, on ur not-second! Perhaps for your danse, “For your eyes only” would be aprpr…abprob…um, work?
singz awf kee:
fur yore eyez onleeeeee
onleeeeee fur yoooo
TLVD
Too Long, Video Digestplzkthx?
o naow ur jus beyin obtoos. thpppp
I thought I was being rather akewt.
*blinks eyes engagingly*
NO MOAR GEE NOMMING TREE JOEKS!
IS FRYDAI!!
Teho Loathes Vector Dialog?
Teho Loves Viktoree Danz
(fur furthest frum last)
Trol-Liek Voetng Detektid; Tayst Liek Vulchoor Dung.
(Tedious Lolcatburgler Vexes Dude)
Mary O’S: no.
heehee.
cat like teasing detekted: retro fit this on the Teho Luvs Viktry Danz
Tedious, moi?
Tearful Lolcatburglar voices dissent.
teh lcb very droll
Thx, luv! *visibly delighted*
Teh Lolcatburglar: Very Delight-ful
tehflattery level: very deep
Whai sew kryp tic?
Teh Lats Vulcan Deffgripp?
too laet — veri ded
There’s Lazarus’ vault: de-dedify!
soon we can has acheevd Twenny Levuls of Virchoowl Duhhh
shud we cawl out (cue dramtic myuusic ♬
dunh ♬
. .Dunh& #9836;
. DUNH ♬
Fyumi Gaytor?
Π Π Π Π Π Π Π Π
bad Fyumi!! yoo’ve ben nawing on the dramatikal muzak noats, haben’t yoo?!
OK, maybe just a lil.
I only peek when its necessary.
“Shore Leave”
ooo ooo oooo
just gottit
McCoy, rite?
1 4, 2 3 reddy or nawt here i comes….
oh, wayte. i wuz sposed to cownt to elebenty.
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, ELEBENTY
I see wut u did dare!
i think NASA should change mesajes sent into space to include elebenty, don’t you?
Depends on webber Dr. Arroway haz a kitteh.
Ur peekin at ur knees.
Is u a chinese dawg?
groooooooooooaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!
*facepaw*
happeee chi knees knew yeer.
Maybe we could pay game. Howbout Pin teh Tayl on teh Donke— oops. Sry, Kafleen.
Ooh! We can play Pin teh Burgerz on Teh Troll! We take turnz beein blindfolded, spun around, and handed a burger on a skewer then we has to pin teh burger on teh troll… one burger at a time. Ok? Who’s wants to start.
*goes to get a burger to put on teh skewer*
Hay! Who eeted all teh burgerz?
well, i thot twould bee a turrrrribul waste ob burgers. Lets skewer teh trwolls wif sumfin else…
I will hop in my stroller and go to teh store and bye some more burgerz!
culd i hab beefalow?
Think of something kwik. There’s one around RITE NOW!!!
hmmmmm. letz skewer him wif dose thingz yoo putz in the toilet to mek it smell betteh. theres a ginormous pakage in teh CCC.
they cums in menny deoderiziznzing scents which shud cobber up teh smelly troll smell.
herez sum long poynty skewer like stiks , with a humor barb on the end,
thred the toilet deeyoderizer onnit adn
let’z hunt some troll!!
[Gimli voice] yyyyYYYESSS!!!
just doant eben think abowt trhow in the dwarf…he gets short tempured if yoo eben sujest it..
OW!
U got mii.
Butt nao I smellz gud.
teh minature thinking of it even!
Fyumi sniffs teh troll, adn kant deeside wut to do…
HAY joo nasty twoll,! reed dis pleez -” i has bad stuff todai, den i chex ICHC and bootifil lovin Kayute wittle kittehs maeks teh brains SPLORT ahl ovah. den mah chzpeeps dey has teh lovin helpfuls wit teh choklits an stuff an teh funniz and LO N BEHOLD!!! wen teh branz iz put bak in my hedz all ob teh awful is gone leavin just teh awsum! KTHXnebersaiBAI” TWOLL, dis wy we heer! (chzpeeps , sorri to kwoet mah erlier post but iz wants twoll to sii)
hear, faeriequeen. hab some moar possum shaped choklits. they taystes bettuh dan tehy look. srsly.
hoap teh rest ob yore dae goes bedduh.
DON’T MAKE ME BRING OWT MAI PITCHFORK, AI HAS HAD A BAD DAY. Taek ur low burger votes an shuv dem wehr de sun don’t shine!
I hear the dwarf likes being tossed though…
Ok ai’m nawt even touching dat wun.
i kinda wanna see SJ wif the pitchfork. you know, pik up some Pointers on technik.
just sayin.
Dat wood b cheatin.
Sumwun dipt my pawz in bleech. Dangit.
dont fib, kitteh.
we knoes datz relly powduhd shuga frum the ben yays frum mardi gras and dose pascy punchkees donut things.
adn mershmellow frum the smoars and moonpies.
you ben a bizzee kittee.
Oh, I iz xo bustid!
or dustid.
But u shud c mai mardi graw beeds. . . I got lotz m lotz
Did you catch a diamond ring with any of your beads? I saw a headline that one woman did!
kitteh. doan’t be shy. i haz treets!!
I iz so embareassed I cud just dye…
I litened mah fur coat, but furgetted mah tayl.
yo bleech, u gots that rit; was teh highlite of mai day
Camera shy kitteh does not want to be photographed.
How kan yoo tell I be peekin? I is teh invizible gray goste!
Whut? Y u wake mee?
Sry, kitteh, but I hads to wake u.
Is time 4 ur sleeping pill.
ok i coverz mah eyez an whoever took cheezburger can putz back an nobody getz hurtz.
y is u lukin at me sleepin? yess i sees u lukin at me. stop lukin at me.
…
Yer still lukin at me!
Oh god, here she comes, myabe she wont cee me if’n i cobers mi face. i tole her i waznt comin to dis parti, i iz so busted.
oooppps, i jest sawz the same phrase above, iz is so sorry Healingmajichands.
Hedz up sevun up!
teh trik iz to luk at teh shooz as dey walks by.
i forgotted hao to play dis. sumbddy remindz me?
Frum Wikeepeedya:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heads_Up,_Seven_Up
fanks- i wooden hav thot ob lookin der!
Ur well come!
(Awn anudder noht, dis kitteh look so much lik awr Sita iz nawt eben funnee.)
Nawt peekin. Srsly.
Jus showin yu mai byootiful grean ai, whut goez so wel wit bedcuvar. So nau u not git cross bout ware ur cheezburger wents to? *bats ailashers an maeks da kewt*.
“D’oh!”
kitteh say, “*groan*, need it 2 b caturday NAOW plzkthx”
mai Caturday gunna be a wurkdai too.
boo to Caturday bein a werkday. IT IS FRIDAY NITE!!!!! AI IS HOME!!!!! TEH FRIJJ HAS TEH WINE CHILLIN!!!! AI IS CHILLIN!!!!
Has been bad week.
pls send wyen kthx
red or wite? or phizzee?
$#!% at dis poynt i’d evun taek green.
Ha, funny u shud say dat….. sendin u virchewul wine of menny colours. Has eberybuddy had a ~@*% week this week? Cause ai has.
My week has been pretty good, as a matter of fact. But I’m still feeling kinda crabby today…
yesserday notsograte
got toof xrays but was sighnuses not toofs big ouches
so no sleep need coffees put thermouse in totebag
forgets to close thermouse
big important papers be brown and soggy
i kried a littul
get outta subway tunnil an say well aleest no rain
boom crash downpoor
rite that sekond
brown soggy papers now moar wet
hole day like that. i noes, not so bad. juss wun ikky lil thing affer nuther
ai fink yew needs minneeee wynez!
Bad week? Dat be gawspel trooth. Sum custamerz be Trollz ob the Furst Dagree. I can has safisticayted groan-up beveridges? Hmmm… murlow or cabbernay… cannot deside….
*** lite bulb goes on over hed ***
I can has BOATH!
Deer SJ,
Sew soowy tu heer yew haded a bad week. I dun hab inny wyne, but I sending yew much cumfy binkies and hawt choklit, wiv as minny mellomarches as yew liek!
I enjoi yer commints sew much! Sad tu heer dat yew are habing bad week. I wish I cud bee funnee liek yew, tu maek yew feel betters.
*pat pat* Hang in dere!
LyP
srsly not peekin. go about ur bizness lik i not evn here. rly is fain. O YES PULL HER HAIR. sorry. srsly is ok. im just a peece of the sceenry. ahh yes. puurrrrr. puuurrrrrrrrr. puuuuuuuuRrrrrrrrRRRRRR. PUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
ok fin i go
em so glad es awlmuss Caturdai… juss so trierd a weenter!! stooopy cowld wedder maiks meh fiilz i00 yeerz awld… n teh traffix sux hir awl teh tyme 4 rushower… hubbi n mai kiddo haz teh flew… buht lyfes cud bee worser… juss hang en tehr..
Anyone know what kind of cat this is?? Looks just like mine and I have no idea what ours is. :/
I SEE JOOO!!!!!