Comments on: my trust

By: Ed P

Ed P — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:11:39 +0000

OK, when you put down the $500 camera I bought you for Christmas I am going to extend claws, let out a hiss, and then leap out and grab onto you face

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:31:12 +0000

Kitteh promise to love and obey Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat sed, “Prove it!” So Bebe kitteh ask to be baptized. Dis de result.

By: super girl

super girl — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:11:23 +0000

AWWWWWWW!

By: teh_talking_cheeseburger

teh_talking_cheeseburger — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:55:29 +0000

awww poor kitteh

By: Dense

Dense — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:45:20 +0000

Poor pussy!

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:38:32 +0000

Aw, that is so sad! My kitteh is verri parnoyd. i think that’s how he live so long

By: Webhamster

Webhamster — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:29:50 +0000

I think his favourite part of the whole thing was the “fur dryer”.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:35:17 +0000

Poor kitteh doesn’t liek teh bubbles on teh head.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:32:35 +0000

TRublin in itz truthiness.

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:29:52 +0000

Fankz u. it ar abrebiated from haich eee dubl hockey stick.

Sutibl foar uz wif small chilluns.

By: snafutti

snafutti — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:26:45 +0000

hehehe dat wut we call it, TCTAC

By: Michael R

Michael R — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:55:13 +0000

Buble hat, I haz one

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:22:39 +0000

Furst da bath, then da camera and then:

Bubbles…ya jes had 2 put bubbles on mah head\\

I didn’t ask fer this, ya know!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:11:29 +0000

OMG! U wins teh innernet!

Eggsullent!

/splish splash I wuz takin a baff
all abowt a Saddurday nite
rubba dub I wuz sittin in teh tub
tinking ebburyting wuz alrite

By: NorthernHockeyFan

NorthernHockeyFan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:05:12 +0000

Ha! “What the hocky stik”! Dat be de bess yoophemizm fur a nawty wurd that I ever did see. I nebber hurd dat befoar, an I has bin havin hocky stiks aroun de haus for neerly forty yeers!

By: ashling

ashling — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:12:00 +0000

when kitteh gets in mess of heating oils covered ins kitteh litterz and oils dusts and you has great concern fer kitteh health,

kitteh get baths!

My kitteh was in such shocks frum da warm wetness. Scratch me she did nots.

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:02:22 +0000

yerrite. shuda bin all caps furr teh effect. neggst tiem i du beddur.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:46:56 +0000

Whaer mah rubr ducky?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:20:52 +0000

What you mean purrrranha?

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:35:15 +0000

iz shoked bicaws da hooman wuz gettin nekked to getz inntoo da bafs wif da kitteh!

stoopy nekked munkees! pleh!

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:31:14 +0000

wehn i wuz a leetle gurl, i hadz a mayne coon kitteh hoo wuz damgerus wehn yoo tookz a baf. he lubs da watr!! he usta sit in da kitchun sinkz am paw at da fawcit umtil da watr trickled out, den he would sitz dere an get wet. i should findz da pitchurs – bery funneh!!!

wehn yoo takez da bafs, yoo hadz to lock da door bicuz it wuz a pokket door an he cud put hims paws unner the door an maeks it slidz open. den he would clime up da side ob da baftub an purch dere, dippin himz paws inna watr liek he wuz testin to see if it wuz too hot fer him. if da baf wuz full, he wuld jus play wifs da watr at da top of da tub, but ifs you wuz still filln da tub, he wud jump in and bat at da watr comin out ob da fawcit.

den when he wuz awl wet, he wuld purrrrrrrrrrrrr an wanna clime into da lapz!

he wuz a silleh kitteh!

By: goldie

goldie — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:23:20 +0000

mai sister had a water kitteh, too. mai lil peeps lyked staying at their auntie’s hows to take baffs with ‘water lillee.’ she gone over 10 years at age 23. very klassee kitteh.

By: Heptite

Heptite — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:05:52 +0000

owlcat

iz takin a bath

By: Zippycat

Zippycat — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:04:13 +0000

Dis mayded me laff an laff an laff! I can jest imajin a lubbly ol ladi cat being biolated in that wai! *snerk* Aw man, dye et peppsee awn mai monniter an keebord!

I lub yor desc.. discr.. teh wurds yoo used to mayke pikshurs in mai hed!

(I speshully lub “wunnerin what the hocky stik jus happen.”)

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:51:32 +0000

“KALGAWN…

Taek meh awaiiiiii”

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:49:59 +0000

OZ,
The Animal Planet Episodes

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:47:57 +0000

“Donut do dis, plz DONUT DO DIS…”

(nao where am teh leegul profeshunalz?)

By: conscious cat

conscious cat — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:12:58 +0000

pls xkuse teh replie – it doan maek no cnets Ai can has home pls?

By: conscious cat

conscious cat — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:11:20 +0000

evrthing xcep meebbee teh floof – floof allwaiz best on teh kittehs

By: Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:07:08 +0000

*has been peed on, in bed, by a cat*

And she didn’t even BOTHER with stealth!

By: Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:04:46 +0000

Dat wuz teh moas purrfeck deskripshun ob eldur kittah abyoos evar.

(hehe j/k, snafutti)

By: Webhamster

Webhamster — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:38:08 +0000

Hmmm. My kitteh *loved* baths. If he even heard a word that had “bath” in it he’d run and stand in front of the tub and if you weren’t there within a minute he’d start yelling for you to get moving.

*sniff* I miss him.

By: turtlol

turtlol — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:32:37 +0000

Ai sedz WATCH teh kitteh, nawt WASH kitteh!!!! d’oh…….

By: snafutti

snafutti — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:26:21 +0000

Mai leetl girl is sebenteen goin on 92z an she doan wash all teh bits so gud iny moar. So we gib hrz leetle spungey bafs.

she habz arthir… arturi… very soar bits in her hocks and haunches, and do naut bendy so much anymoars. the ripe aroma of greasy fur an digle berriz– we call it old ladi smelz, an then we soaps and rinzez her but–that ar calld tortr the ol ladi– an she soun like she r getn killded, r gonna keel sumun soon, so we make the spungey bafs reel small and quick

sorta ninja spungey bafs. sumon in teh fambli sai oo I smel da ol ladi smelz, tehy get the spunge, the ol ladi sais woahha meroaaa growl, dehn dey dri teh but, and tra-la! cleen ol ladi sitten on the baf mat wunnerin what the hocky stik just happen.

By: diva

diva — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:16:02 +0000

Dis nawt fayr! Iz nawt mai fawlt ur daddee’s a lerjik!

(Wen I wuz yungur we fawnd awt mai dad was lerjik to the kittehs, so we hadz to wash dem to halp keepz da dandur doun. Kittehs HATED it…yowld tru da whol ting, den walkd rou da hous wif wet floof n angree look. Dey bof ober da bridj nao…I misses dem.)

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:57:58 +0000

yep, it duz.

speshully pyoobertee.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:47:54 +0000

Ur welcum. Cuvvers awl teh majr food groops. Well, awl teh fun wuns, NEway.

By: pb

pb — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:44:52 +0000

Wut?!!1! Dere is no knexshun between teh adopshun of an inoesent little mouse name of Hans and teh masked burglaries. Why, if that wuz troo, I wud nawt only hab teh mouse, but also some largish amound of swag. I finks taht is teh term.

I’ze in a cent, I tells yew. Teh mousie is a przent fer my friend Igor. Him liykes the small furry aminals. They help keep him calm. That’s gud.

My in a cents. Let me show it to you.

[scuttles back to undisclosed hiding place]

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:41:39 +0000

Hmmm, I tink I figgerin dis owt…

Deez lass 3 pix wuz nawt on da votin payjes… I gess da cheezpeeps sed deez R da reel funnee, no votin needed…

But der sum pix on da votin payjes dat haz ober 1000 votes!! Can dey come owt an play nao?

Jus poyntin owt… I tink deez lass 3 BERREE funnee!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:36:20 +0000

BINGLOL!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:34:02 +0000

Yoo furgot to pooy yor postee in awl caps! I thot yoo wuz furreel!!
OMG, phew!

Kitteh haz look liuek himz hooman is undressin to joyn him in der!!!!! EEEEK!!

By: 6ToedCatsRule

6ToedCatsRule — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:23:56 +0000

Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.

So here’s to teh golden mun,
and here’s to teh silber sea,
and mosly here’s a toast to you an meh

Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.

Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.
With a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.

By: karen

karen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:23:35 +0000

teh porrosity uv teh skin!!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:23:32 +0000

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/07/funny-pictures-twoof-so-help-me-blue-fuzzy-thing/#comment-238546

this just in:

repoarts frum awl uber Yurp have repoarted varyous sitings of the infamuss thief on loose, the notoriyus pb.

“I just want my liddul Hans returnded safely, so i can hugs him and skweeze hims adn rename hims Georj” the teerful mouse owner pleaded into the camerah we put diskreetly right in hims face.
“Teh last tiem i seed my widdul Hans wuz just befoar taht Merry Kan theef putted hims in hims pokket adn runnededed away. Warz has been started ober less”

Rumors leaking from “in tellly gents” oranizashuns round teh whirled aer konnekting the string of cat burglaries (inkluding the disappearance of 40 cats from the palashul hoam of the jet setter formerly known as JCK40K,now known as JCH0K oar JCH$K) allegudlee by
LCB with the Yurpean connekshun threw pb.

We nao reeturnz yoo to regular programming in progress “The Care adn Feeding ob Trolls”…

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:18:29 +0000

Yes, teh bubble goattee got meh, too.
Luks better on kitteh dan on hoomin…juss MHO.
Duzzent eberyfing luk better on a kitteh dan on a hoomin?

By: Terrie

Terrie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:18:11 +0000

iz funnier dan duh newz.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:18:08 +0000

NEW YAWK – Awwthorities karried out wun of teh largest mafia takedowns in reesent memree Thurzday, skooping up duzzins of reputed Bambino members, inklooding the nefyew of teh late John “Bubbles” Gatto . . .

By: Amanda

Amanda — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:16:51 +0000

calm before storm.

you haz to sleep sometime.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:16:10 +0000

Mi trust – or Tryst???

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:15:21 +0000

I agree, but on occazhuns kittehs throw temselves at bath to get at person wot lukes after ‘em – I Know – I’ve seen it happen, and the pointey-end resu;ts too!