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u loses it.

why u do dis? why?

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  1. Maus says:

    Care Troll Bait…

    • emma says:

      LOLz! Win!

    • ixnay (also a kittehvet!) says:

      corny rat relations on ur NS, Maus! me, aye haz moar kare for teh hyumin lyklee on receevin end ob poyntee ens!

    • Pittypat says:

      oh noes!
      mai brekfast, i loses it

      • SJ says:

        mai screen, ai splorted teh bevridjj awn it

        • turtlol says:

          Haw, haw! Mee tew, SJ…dem martoonies yew sent dis way got splatted awl ober teh skreen….. butt ai felz much bettah eben tho ai has a mez to kleen up on aisle tree naow…. fanx! Yew R berry nize tew senz martoonie bukkit AND chowklits! Brekfst of champeens! Yay!

    • pb says:

      way to go on furvest-frum-last, getting furver and furver wif each post.

      But tihs picher is terrrrrrible. Makes me want to snorgle kitteh to make it feels all better. But all instincts say that this a nawt-good idea. Would lead to trauma an severe lacerations followed by blood loss.

      So, kitteh, just keeps repeeting: “taht wich donut kills me, maykes me teh stronger”. Yer day will cum.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        umm,pb, didja get owt ob teh pokey aftuh teh pikpoketin inseedint in Yrup? oar aer you writning frum an undisklosed lokashun afteh harrowing exkape?

        • Ambercat says:

          Ai mist tihs hoel eskapayd, wich pic is it awn?

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            i poasted you a linky, but it got eeted. prolly get horked bak uup in a few minits.
            itz on the bunny camoflage Feb 4. That’s 4 Feb, to dose ob yoo cross teh pond.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              adn, ob corse, der id iz. teh linkee, i meen.

            • Ambercat says:

              of corse! Tanks Mary – Ai go luk nao *wanders off*

            • pb says:

              yes, it all begun on teh camo bunneh thred.

              there was also an update on the “i swears to tell teh truf” thred.

              it wuz all a misunderstandy-thingy. tehy cudn’t understand me cuz i was running too fast.

              my undisclosed location, let me nawt show it to you :smile:

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/07/funny-pictures-twoof-so-help-me-blue-fuzzy-thing/#comment-238546

              this just in:

              repoarts frum awl uber Yurp have repoarted varyous sitings of the infamuss thief on loose, the notoriyus pb.

              “I just want my liddul Hans returnded safely, so i can hugs him and skweeze hims adn rename hims Georj” the teerful mouse owner pleaded into the camerah we put diskreetly right in hims face.
              “Teh last tiem i seed my widdul Hans wuz just befoar taht Merry Kan theef putted hims in hims pokket adn runnededed away. Warz has been started ober less”

              Rumors leaking from “in tellly gents” oranizashuns round teh whirled aer konnekting the string of cat burglaries (inkluding the disappearance of 40 cats from the palashul hoam of the jet setter formerly known as JCK40K,now known as JCH0K oar JCH$K) allegudlee by
              LCB with the Yurpean connekshun threw pb.

              We nao reeturnz yoo to regular programming in progress “The Care adn Feeding ob Trolls”…

            • pb says:

              Wut?!!1! Dere is no knexshun between teh adopshun of an inoesent little mouse name of Hans and teh masked burglaries. Why, if that wuz troo, I wud nawt only hab teh mouse, but also some largish amound of swag. I finks taht is teh term.

              I’ze in a cent, I tells yew. Teh mousie is a przent fer my friend Igor. Him liykes the small furry aminals. They help keep him calm. That’s gud.

              My in a cents. Let me show it to you.

              [scuttles back to undisclosed hiding place]

    • kittehlurve says:

      tehre is no erthlee reezin 2 puts a kitteh in a baf. kittehs are cleen aminals hoo cleen tehmmselfs alla tiem. its reelee krool 2 puts a kitteh in a baf liek tihs. allso teh bubblebaf will dri kitteh’s skin n maek hims hab dandruff n deestroi teh skins cundishun. kitteh will neber recuver frum tihs traama ob teh skin or teh mind. shaym awn u peeple furr teh hurrtin teh kitteh liek tihs!!! i fot u wuz aminal lubbers hoo shud no beddur. i shud call peeta on u….o i cannt stands maiselfs no moar doin tihs!

      pichur is teh care trollcall?

      • Maus says:

        I noed it wud catch wun…
        (Jus teezin KL)

      • conscious cat says:

        Buht luuk at teh bubbllee goattee beerrdd!@!1 is full uv teh kyoot

      • Paul says:

        I agree, but on occazhuns kittehs throw temselves at bath to get at person wot lukes after ‘em – I Know – I’ve seen it happen, and the pointey-end resu;ts too!

      • karen says:

        teh porrosity uv teh skin!!!!

      • onceajinx says:

        Yoo furgot to pooy yor postee in awl caps! I thot yoo wuz furreel!!
        OMG, phew!

        Kitteh haz look liuek himz hooman is undressin to joyn him in der!!!!! EEEEK!!

      • snafutti says:

        Mai leetl girl is sebenteen goin on 92z an she doan wash all teh bits so gud iny moar. So we gib hrz leetle spungey bafs.

        she habz arthir… arturi… very soar bits in her hocks and haunches, and do naut bendy so much anymoars. the ripe aroma of greasy fur an digle berriz– we call it old ladi smelz, an then we soaps and rinzez her but–that ar calld tortr the ol ladi– an she soun like she r getn killded, r gonna keel sumun soon, so we make the spungey bafs reel small and quick

        sorta ninja spungey bafs. sumon in teh fambli sai oo I smel da ol ladi smelz, tehy get the spunge, the ol ladi sais woahha meroaaa growl, dehn dey dri teh but, and tra-la! cleen ol ladi sitten on the baf mat wunnerin what the hocky stik just happen.

        • Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers says:

          Dat wuz teh moas purrfeck deskripshun ob eldur kittah abyoos evar.

          (hehe j/k, snafutti)

        • Zippycat says:

          Dis mayded me laff an laff an laff! I can jest imajin a lubbly ol ladi cat being biolated in that wai! *snerk* Aw man, dye et peppsee awn mai monniter an keebord!

          I lub yor desc.. discr.. teh wurds yoo used to mayke pikshurs in mai hed!

          (I speshully lub “wunnerin what the hocky stik jus happen.”)

        • NorthernHockeyFan says:

          Ha! “What the hocky stik”! Dat be de bess yoophemizm fur a nawty wurd that I ever did see. I nebber hurd dat befoar, an I has bin havin hocky stiks aroun de haus for neerly forty yeers!

      • ashling says:

        when kitteh gets in mess of heating oils covered ins kitteh litterz and oils dusts and you has great concern fer kitteh health,

        kitteh get baths!

        My kitteh was in such shocks frum da warm wetness. Scratch me she did nots.

    • The Crapture says:

      “Donut do dis, plz DONUT DO DIS…”

      (nao where am teh leegul profeshunalz?)

      • minerva99 says:

        wehn i wuz a leetle gurl, i hadz a mayne coon kitteh hoo wuz damgerus wehn yoo tookz a baf. he lubs da watr!! he usta sit in da kitchun sinkz am paw at da fawcit umtil da watr trickled out, den he would sitz dere an get wet. i should findz da pitchurs – bery funneh!!!

        wehn yoo takez da bafs, yoo hadz to lock da door bicuz it wuz a pokket door an he cud put hims paws unner the door an maeks it slidz open. den he would clime up da side ob da baftub an purch dere, dippin himz paws inna watr liek he wuz testin to see if it wuz too hot fer him. if da baf wuz full, he wuld jus play wifs da watr at da top of da tub, but ifs you wuz still filln da tub, he wud jump in and bat at da watr comin out ob da fawcit.

        den when he wuz awl wet, he wuld purrrrrrrrrrrrr an wanna clime into da lapz!

        he wuz a silleh kitteh!

    • kafleen says:

      OMG! U wins teh innernet!

      Eggsullent!

      /splish splash I wuz takin a baff
      all abowt a Saddurday nite
      rubba dub I wuz sittin in teh tub
      tinking ebburyting wuz alrite

  2. hobbsiecat says:

    U haff tu sleep sumtime . . .

  3. Bubbashoomin says:

    How u doo dat? b nawtseund alla tyme? Congrad u lassions

  4. SJ says:

    ur eyeballs is next

  5. Elvis says:

    Mai beeg goaldin I’s r lukking at u in shok an dismai!

  6. Stitch says:

    the poor bebeh kitteh looks like my shadow fuzzbutt….

  7. dapanferkitteh says:

    But, but, dat sooo sad, wut wif da wet cat and da buboos – buboos can hurt kitteh eiez yoo no….

    Foo. ai can’t eben FAKE care troll today….LOL

    Big eye kitteh nawt seem so sadz aniwaze.

    • Zippycat says:

      Yah, I doan fink kitteh is tew upsett, reely. No wun is holdeen him down.. ovver than hims eyes awl big, he dusn’t luuk mad or ennyfing. Sum kittehs, if teh hyoomins gib them baffs as bebehs, gro up LIKING baffs… mebbe this kitteh is wun ov them.

      • Duffy says:

        I wuz thinkin same ting, dis boy not luk mad or wurried at all – ears up and okeh, eyes big but not scared-big, whikkers relaxed – mebbe he likes a baf.
        I had a gurlfren who had a meezer hu liked to get in teh baf wid her and swat at the bubbulz.

    • SJ says:

      plz rearrange dese werds into a frase or sayin:

      porous, NOES, licensed vet tech, donut do dis, loaded gun, cannawtbleevtehcrewlty, srsly ar u peepul owta ur mindz, callin PETA, can’t even spel, oh teh horreur.

  8. Missy says:

    Misster Bubbl = archennemee

  9. CottlestonPie says:

    That’s a pretty placid looking kitteh for being up to his eyeballs in bubble bath. Unless the water has shocked him into CATatonia.

  10. Pittypat says:

    porous provoked puss puts paws ‘pon person . . .

  11. Gober says:

    Mah bubbl gowtee, it matches mah wiig!

  12. mary O'Spockn says:

    …purrfekly punkturing , probably.

  13. SarahD says:

    Holy Sheetz! I seen teh Lok Ness Monstur daon dere!

  14. Terrie says:

    ok…no problem. today u get me wet. someday i get u wet. mebbe not today. mebbe not tomorrow. but someday…i stealth peepee in you bed.

    • Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers says:

      *has been peed on, in bed, by a cat*

      And she didn’t even BOTHER with stealth!

  15. jkitteh says:

    but y is kitteh shockd? previuss ohners boild kitteh?

    • minerva99 says:

      iz shoked bicaws da hooman wuz gettin nekked to getz inntoo da bafs wif da kitteh!

      stoopy nekked munkees! pleh!

  16. sarakitty says:

    Dere’s a CAT in teh bafftub! A CAT in teh bafftub! giglol giglol
    (OK, wuz a reely old comrshlol.)

  17. HylasBrook says:

    Kitteh jus sittin in deh bubble bath. Wid mi kittehz wud need a video 2 show dem climbin out ob tub & taking BEEG chunks ob mi flesh wid dem.

    Kitteh nawt happee, but nawt homeycydal, uh.. homicyda.. um… reddy 2 kill hooman companionz.

    Mebbe kitteh waz Esther Williams in former liife…

  18. Terrie says:

    mebbe iz kitteh in doggeh costum….too dum to be freaked out by the waddah.

  19. Aaron says:

    Me jus wunder why it iz that every lolcat gets 4 and a haff stars or 5 theez daze. Dey not all funiess lolcat ever.

  20. Paul says:

    Mi trust – or Tryst???

  21. Amanda says:

    calm before storm.

    you haz to sleep sometime.

  22. Pittypat says:

    NEW YAWK – Awwthorities karried out wun of teh largest mafia takedowns in reesent memree Thurzday, skooping up duzzins of reputed Bambino members, inklooding the nefyew of teh late John “Bubbles” Gatto . . .

  23. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
    make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
    Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
    with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.

    So here’s to teh golden mun,
    and here’s to teh silber sea,
    and mosly here’s a toast to you an meh

    Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
    make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
    Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
    with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.

    Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
    make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
    Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
    with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.
    With a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.

  24. onceajinx says:

    Hmmm, I tink I figgerin dis owt…

    Deez lass 3 pix wuz nawt on da votin payjes… I gess da cheezpeeps sed deez R da reel funnee, no votin needed…

    But der sum pix on da votin payjes dat haz ober 1000 votes!! Can dey come owt an play nao?

    Jus poyntin owt… I tink deez lass 3 BERREE funnee!!

  25. diva says:

    Dis nawt fayr! Iz nawt mai fawlt ur daddee’s a lerjik!

    (Wen I wuz yungur we fawnd awt mai dad was lerjik to the kittehs, so we hadz to wash dem to halp keepz da dandur doun. Kittehs HATED it…yowld tru da whol ting, den walkd rou da hous wif wet floof n angree look. Dey bof ober da bridj nao…I misses dem.)

  26. turtlol says:

    Ai sedz WATCH teh kitteh, nawt WASH kitteh!!!! d’oh…….

  27. Webhamster says:

    Hmmm. My kitteh *loved* baths. If he even heard a word that had “bath” in it he’d run and stand in front of the tub and if you weren’t there within a minute he’d start yelling for you to get moving.

    *sniff* I miss him.

    • goldie says:

      mai sister had a water kitteh, too. mai lil peeps lyked staying at their auntie’s hows to take baffs with ‘water lillee.’ she gone over 10 years at age 23. very klassee kitteh.

    • Webhamster says:

      I think his favourite part of the whole thing was the “fur dryer”.

  28. The Crapture says:

    “KALGAWN…

    Taek meh awaiiiiii”

  29. Heptite says:

    owlcat

    iz takin a bath

  30. rodney dill says:

    What you mean purrrranha?

  31. D.R. says:

    Whaer mah rubr ducky?

  32. VIRZAN TILLWEED says:

    Furst da bath, then da camera and then:

    Bubbles…ya jes had 2 put bubbles on mah head\\

    I didn’t ask fer this, ya know!

  33. Michael R says:

    Buble hat, I haz one

  34. no 1 in particular says:

    Poor kitteh doesn’t liek teh bubbles on teh head.
    DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Dense says:

    Poor pussy!

  36. teh_talking_cheeseburger says:

    awww poor kitteh

  37. super girl says:

    AWWWWWWW!

  38. exhoicat says:

    Kitteh promise to love and obey Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat sed, “Prove it!” So Bebe kitteh ask to be baptized. Dis de result.



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