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Care Troll Bait…
LOLz! Win!
corny rat relations on ur NS, Maus! me, aye haz moar kare for teh hyumin lyklee on receevin end ob poyntee ens!
oh noes!
mai brekfast, i loses it
mai screen, ai splorted teh bevridjj awn it
Haw, haw! Mee tew, SJ…dem martoonies yew sent dis way got splatted awl ober teh skreen….. butt ai felz much bettah eben tho ai has a mez to kleen up on aisle tree naow…. fanx! Yew R berry nize tew senz martoonie bukkit AND chowklits! Brekfst of champeens! Yay!
Ur welcum. Cuvvers awl teh majr food groops. Well, awl teh fun wuns, NEway.
way to go on furvest-frum-last, getting furver and furver wif each post.
But tihs picher is terrrrrrible. Makes me want to snorgle kitteh to make it feels all better. But all instincts say that this a nawt-good idea. Would lead to trauma an severe lacerations followed by blood loss.
So, kitteh, just keeps repeeting: “taht wich donut kills me, maykes me teh stronger”. Yer day will cum.
umm,pb, didja get owt ob teh pokey aftuh teh pikpoketin inseedint in Yrup? oar aer you writning frum an undisklosed lokashun afteh harrowing exkape?
Ai mist tihs hoel eskapayd, wich pic is it awn?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/04/funny-pictures-infiltrates-bread-factory/#comment-235430
try dat. on the bunny camoflage pic.
i poasted you a linky, but it got eeted. prolly get horked bak uup in a few minits.
itz on the bunny camoflage Feb 4. That’s 4 Feb, to dose ob yoo cross teh pond.
adn, ob corse, der id iz. teh linkee, i meen.
of corse! Tanks Mary – Ai go luk nao *wanders off*
yes, it all begun on teh camo bunneh thred.
there was also an update on the “i swears to tell teh truf” thred.
it wuz all a misunderstandy-thingy. tehy cudn’t understand me cuz i was running too fast.
my undisclosed location, let me nawt show it to you
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/07/funny-pictures-twoof-so-help-me-blue-fuzzy-thing/#comment-238546
this just in:
repoarts frum awl uber Yurp have repoarted varyous sitings of the infamuss thief on loose, the notoriyus pb.
“I just want my liddul Hans returnded safely, so i can hugs him and skweeze hims adn rename hims Georj” the teerful mouse owner pleaded into the camerah we put diskreetly right in hims face.
“Teh last tiem i seed my widdul Hans wuz just befoar taht Merry Kan theef putted hims in hims pokket adn runnededed away. Warz has been started ober less”
Rumors leaking from “in tellly gents” oranizashuns round teh whirled aer konnekting the string of cat burglaries (inkluding the disappearance of 40 cats from the palashul hoam of the jet setter formerly known as JCK40K,now known as JCH0K oar JCH$K) allegudlee by
LCB with the Yurpean connekshun threw pb.
We nao reeturnz yoo to regular programming in progress “The Care adn Feeding ob Trolls”…
Wut?!!1! Dere is no knexshun between teh adopshun of an inoesent little mouse name of Hans and teh masked burglaries. Why, if that wuz troo, I wud nawt only hab teh mouse, but also some largish amound of swag. I finks taht is teh term.
I’ze in a cent, I tells yew. Teh mousie is a przent fer my friend Igor. Him liykes the small furry aminals. They help keep him calm. That’s gud.
My in a cents. Let me show it to you.
[scuttles back to undisclosed hiding place]
tehre is no erthlee reezin 2 puts a kitteh in a baf. kittehs are cleen aminals hoo cleen tehmmselfs alla tiem. its reelee krool 2 puts a kitteh in a baf liek tihs. allso teh bubblebaf will dri kitteh’s skin n maek hims hab dandruff n deestroi teh skins cundishun. kitteh will neber recuver frum tihs traama ob teh skin or teh mind. shaym awn u peeple furr teh hurrtin teh kitteh liek tihs!!! i fot u wuz aminal lubbers hoo shud no beddur. i shud call peeta on u….o i cannt stands maiselfs no moar doin tihs!
pichur is teh care trollcall?
I noed it wud catch wun…
(Jus teezin KL)
Buht luuk at teh bubbllee goattee beerrdd!@!1 is full uv teh kyoot
Yes, teh bubble goattee got meh, too.
Luks better on kitteh dan on hoomin…juss MHO.
Duzzent eberyfing luk better on a kitteh dan on a hoomin?
yep, it duz.
speshully pyoobertee.
evrthing xcep meebbee teh floof – floof allwaiz best on teh kittehs
pls xkuse teh replie – it doan maek no cnets Ai can has home pls?
I agree, but on occazhuns kittehs throw temselves at bath to get at person wot lukes after ‘em – I Know – I’ve seen it happen, and the pointey-end resu;ts too!
teh porrosity uv teh skin!!!!
Yoo furgot to pooy yor postee in awl caps! I thot yoo wuz furreel!!
OMG, phew!
Kitteh haz look liuek himz hooman is undressin to joyn him in der!!!!! EEEEK!!
yerrite. shuda bin all caps furr teh effect. neggst tiem i du beddur.
Mai leetl girl is sebenteen goin on 92z an she doan wash all teh bits so gud iny moar. So we gib hrz leetle spungey bafs.
she habz arthir… arturi… very soar bits in her hocks and haunches, and do naut bendy so much anymoars. the ripe aroma of greasy fur an digle berriz– we call it old ladi smelz, an then we soaps and rinzez her but–that ar calld tortr the ol ladi– an she soun like she r getn killded, r gonna keel sumun soon, so we make the spungey bafs reel small and quick
sorta ninja spungey bafs. sumon in teh fambli sai oo I smel da ol ladi smelz, tehy get the spunge, the ol ladi sais woahha meroaaa growl, dehn dey dri teh but, and tra-la! cleen ol ladi sitten on the baf mat wunnerin what the hocky stik just happen.
Dat wuz teh moas purrfeck deskripshun ob eldur kittah abyoos evar.
(hehe j/k, snafutti)
hehehe dat wut we call it, TCTAC
Dis mayded me laff an laff an laff! I can jest imajin a lubbly ol ladi cat being biolated in that wai! *snerk* Aw man, dye et peppsee awn mai monniter an keebord!
I lub yor desc.. discr.. teh wurds yoo used to mayke pikshurs in mai hed!
(I speshully lub “wunnerin what the hocky stik jus happen.”)
Ha! “What the hocky stik”! Dat be de bess yoophemizm fur a nawty wurd that I ever did see. I nebber hurd dat befoar, an I has bin havin hocky stiks aroun de haus for neerly forty yeers!
Fankz u. it ar abrebiated from haich eee dubl hockey stick.
Sutibl foar uz wif small chilluns.
when kitteh gets in mess of heating oils covered ins kitteh litterz and oils dusts and you has great concern fer kitteh health,
kitteh get baths!
My kitteh was in such shocks frum da warm wetness. Scratch me she did nots.
“Donut do dis, plz DONUT DO DIS…”
(nao where am teh leegul profeshunalz?)
wehn i wuz a leetle gurl, i hadz a mayne coon kitteh hoo wuz damgerus wehn yoo tookz a baf. he lubs da watr!! he usta sit in da kitchun sinkz am paw at da fawcit umtil da watr trickled out, den he would sitz dere an get wet. i should findz da pitchurs – bery funneh!!!
wehn yoo takez da bafs, yoo hadz to lock da door bicuz it wuz a pokket door an he cud put hims paws unner the door an maeks it slidz open. den he would clime up da side ob da baftub an purch dere, dippin himz paws inna watr liek he wuz testin to see if it wuz too hot fer him. if da baf wuz full, he wuld jus play wifs da watr at da top of da tub, but ifs you wuz still filln da tub, he wud jump in and bat at da watr comin out ob da fawcit.
den when he wuz awl wet, he wuld purrrrrrrrrrrrr an wanna clime into da lapz!
he wuz a silleh kitteh!
OMG! U wins teh innernet!
Eggsullent!
/splish splash I wuz takin a baff
all abowt a Saddurday nite
rubba dub I wuz sittin in teh tub
tinking ebburyting wuz alrite
U haff tu sleep sumtime . . .
TRublin in itz truthiness.
How u doo dat? b nawtseund alla tyme? Congrad u lassions
Fanks. Its all in teh wrist…
ur eyeballs is next
Mai beeg goaldin I’s r lukking at u in shok an dismai!
the poor bebeh kitteh looks like my shadow fuzzbutt….
But, but, dat sooo sad, wut wif da wet cat and da buboos – buboos can hurt kitteh eiez yoo no….
Foo. ai can’t eben FAKE care troll today….LOL
Big eye kitteh nawt seem so sadz aniwaze.
Yah, I doan fink kitteh is tew upsett, reely. No wun is holdeen him down.. ovver than hims eyes awl big, he dusn’t luuk mad or ennyfing. Sum kittehs, if teh hyoomins gib them baffs as bebehs, gro up LIKING baffs… mebbe this kitteh is wun ov them.
I wuz thinkin same ting, dis boy not luk mad or wurried at all – ears up and okeh, eyes big but not scared-big, whikkers relaxed – mebbe he likes a baf.
I had a gurlfren who had a meezer hu liked to get in teh baf wid her and swat at the bubbulz.
plz rearrange dese werds into a frase or sayin:
porous, NOES, licensed vet tech, donut do dis, loaded gun, cannawtbleevtehcrewlty, srsly ar u peepul owta ur mindz, callin PETA, can’t even spel, oh teh horreur.
Yu forgot:
Not Funnee, tihs happend to me wuns an it awl went horribleerong, Ai noe soe mush moer tahn enneewun els abowt ebbereeting els – oh sry; taht’s mai big sis, not teh caertrolls! Martoonee eneewun?!
Yesh! Yesh! Martoonees!!!!
ooh dey is playin “R Frenz Electric” awn teh radio. Flashbak to mai yoof, ai has it.
an Peter Kay awn teevee! Huzzah for Frydai!
BINGLOL!!!
Misster Bubbl = archennemee
That’s a pretty placid looking kitteh for being up to his eyeballs in bubble bath. Unless the water has shocked him into CATatonia.
from the look on his face, I’d say kitty just dropped the soap and is thinking “what now?”
Or else he just tooted and he’s trying to like it was the dog.
Bubble bath indeed.
OZ,
The Animal Planet Episodes
Mebbe kitteh wuz plezuntlee surprized.
Wao! Warm bubblee baf is nawt so bad. Mebbe has to luk into dis agen?
WIN!!!!!!
porous provoked puss puts paws ‘pon person . . .
Purrfect, Pittypat
…purrfekly punkturing , probably.
Mah bubbl gowtee, it matches mah wiig!
…purrfekly punkturing , probably.
hmmm. dis wuz sposed to go up by pittypat’s perky prose.
Holy Sheetz! I seen teh Lok Ness Monstur daon dere!
Ai seen em den ai eeted em adn ti maed mai tummeee hertz
get in teh CAR!!!1!1
Nessee iz a jentil creecher. Wee try to stai awai frum teh hole monstur ting.
ok…no problem. today u get me wet. someday i get u wet. mebbe not today. mebbe not tomorrow. but someday…i stealth peepee in you bed.
*has been peed on, in bed, by a cat*
And she didn’t even BOTHER with stealth!
but y is kitteh shockd? previuss ohners boild kitteh?
iz shoked bicaws da hooman wuz gettin nekked to getz inntoo da bafs wif da kitteh!
stoopy nekked munkees! pleh!
Dere’s a CAT in teh bafftub! A CAT in teh bafftub! giglol giglol
(OK, wuz a reely old comrshlol.)
Kitteh jus sittin in deh bubble bath. Wid mi kittehz wud need a video 2 show dem climbin out ob tub & taking BEEG chunks ob mi flesh wid dem.
Kitteh nawt happee, but nawt homeycydal, uh.. homicyda.. um… reddy 2 kill hooman companionz.
Mebbe kitteh waz Esther Williams in former liife…
mebbe iz kitteh in doggeh costum….too dum to be freaked out by the waddah.
Me jus wunder why it iz that every lolcat gets 4 and a haff stars or 5 theez daze. Dey not all funiess lolcat ever.
iz funnier dan duh newz.
Nice hat.
Mi trust – or Tryst???
calm before storm.
you haz to sleep sometime.
NEW YAWK – Awwthorities karried out wun of teh largest mafia takedowns in reesent memree Thurzday, skooping up duzzins of reputed Bambino members, inklooding the nefyew of teh late John “Bubbles” Gatto . . .
Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.
So here’s to teh golden mun,
and here’s to teh silber sea,
and mosly here’s a toast to you an meh
Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.
Tineh bubbles in teh tub,
make meh happeh, make meh feel luv,
Tineh bubbles make meh warmz allz overz
with a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.
With a feelin dat I’m gonna luv you ’til teh end of time.
Hmmm, I tink I figgerin dis owt…
Deez lass 3 pix wuz nawt on da votin payjes… I gess da cheezpeeps sed deez R da reel funnee, no votin needed…
But der sum pix on da votin payjes dat haz ober 1000 votes!! Can dey come owt an play nao?
Jus poyntin owt… I tink deez lass 3 BERREE funnee!!
Dis nawt fayr! Iz nawt mai fawlt ur daddee’s a lerjik!
(Wen I wuz yungur we fawnd awt mai dad was lerjik to the kittehs, so we hadz to wash dem to halp keepz da dandur doun. Kittehs HATED it…yowld tru da whol ting, den walkd rou da hous wif wet floof n angree look. Dey bof ober da bridj nao…I misses dem.)
Ai sedz WATCH teh kitteh, nawt WASH kitteh!!!! d’oh…….
Hmmm. My kitteh *loved* baths. If he even heard a word that had “bath” in it he’d run and stand in front of the tub and if you weren’t there within a minute he’d start yelling for you to get moving.
*sniff* I miss him.
mai sister had a water kitteh, too. mai lil peeps lyked staying at their auntie’s hows to take baffs with ‘water lillee.’ she gone over 10 years at age 23. very klassee kitteh.
I think his favourite part of the whole thing was the “fur dryer”.
Aw, that is so sad! My kitteh is verri parnoyd. i think that’s how he live so long
“KALGAWN…
Taek meh awaiiiiii”
owlcat
iz takin a bath
What you mean purrrranha?
Whaer mah rubr ducky?
Furst da bath, then da camera and then:
Bubbles…ya jes had 2 put bubbles on mah head\\
I didn’t ask fer this, ya know!
Buble hat, I haz one
Poor kitteh doesn’t liek teh bubbles on teh head.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor pussy!
awww poor kitteh
AWWWWWWW!
Kitteh promise to love and obey Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat sed, “Prove it!” So Bebe kitteh ask to be baptized. Dis de result.