Comments on: I swearz ta tells twoof an nuttin but

By: dont eet meh i iz not a cheezburger

dont eet meh i iz not a cheezburger — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:18:23 +0000

lolz u guys all added comments on february 7 2008 xept samantha

lmao

By: pb

pb — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:12:34 +0000

hai Mary,

teh cawm-pooter problems, i has them. But, I is happy to say, I is nawt-incawsr…. icnaserate…. lockded up in teh pokey. The whole fing wif teh Hans wuz a misunderstaning. Honest. Trusts me. Srsly. I thots Hans wuz suppowsed to be in pokets. All a big con-fujion. I splained it to tehm carefully. Ober my shoulder. While ai wuz runnin fastest as I coud. An I donut know wat they was yellin, but it all werkeded out in teh end.

I’m just sayin.

meen-wile, I has decided to muve on to nudder country for a while. just as tourist. Srsly.

kbai.

ps — habin wunderful tyme, wishes youse all here.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:49:34 +0000

I really liked that picture it’s going to be on my myspace, i’m also going to send it to my friend Christy she is so awsome, but, lets get back to the picture I really, really,really liked that picture.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:22:37 +0000

Nooo, nooo…… *stands in frunt of lumpy patio, wissling nonsh…. nomch….. in a bery relacksd wai*

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:19:57 +0000

pee ess ai has neber kissed Anna Friel, so let’s just stawp dat roomer before it starts.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:19:08 +0000

*snerk* Ai fink we just lawst eberybuddy in Norf Mercka, who is now sayin WTF????

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:08:12 +0000

Not da choppa?

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:59:33 +0000

*fasepaw*

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:44:40 +0000

der iz sumfin eggsdteemli marx brufferesk about diz rooteen…

FTW

too teh fuunee youse guise…..

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:38:44 +0000

ohai, gremlin,
i can has a pare ob tose kyute ~0-0~ eyeprotektorz yoo inbinted from teh splortz wear divishun?
I borked my gogguls adn dose habs teh kyute!

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:10:19 +0000

izzint diz Plam Springz ?????

*finkz to self….oh ai gonna getz dat wraskily wabbit*

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:04:14 +0000

“Uh..hoem?”

By: 3rin

3rin — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:44:19 +0000

ROFL!!!

By: GenEX the Hareoic

GenEX the Hareoic — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:39:44 +0000

The blue fuzzy thing line really drives this one home

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:58:43 +0000

an GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!

By: goldie

goldie — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:52:33 +0000

ai swearz ai do nowt uz steroids.

*hey – lyke mai nu haircut? aiz reddy for da spreeng trainign*

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:46:56 +0000

Da wurd heer iz “konsoomerizm”

kthxbaktonoozroom

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:24:22 +0000

pb, aer yoo writing frum the pokey after yore unfochunate inkaserashun in the Hans pikpoketting skandal?

hmmmm. do i sense a flea bargain to get out ob jail?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:22:27 +0000

i dont wanna kno hao you wud knows dat…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:20:44 +0000

ooooo. you bring up an interesting point…
*scribbulz in liddul noatbuk*

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:15:09 +0000

Boxin Kitteh sez, “I gonna braek hiz snoot an taek his yarn!”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:02:52 +0000

DDD – iz brawr size?

I’d need to see that to believe it….

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:01:02 +0000

“The Great Karnak says the answer is Blood, Sweat, and Tears
and the Question is: — What are the three most unpopular flavors at Baskin Robbins?”

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:46:30 +0000

Oh, I love torties!

By: cSmall

cSmall — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:44:33 +0000

HEELLLLOOOO KIIITTEEEHHH

*big scaree d00d in blak robe approw…approc…cums clowse*
.
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“wher do yu thimk yu r gowing kitteh?

By: cSmall

cSmall — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:32:57 +0000

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/23/call-mah-lawyurrz/

By: cSmall

cSmall — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:26:44 +0000

ohai – braking wether noos frum NooYoruck:

At 5:25pm todai, it started to get dark.

Experts will have moar to sai on teh subjekt layturr.

and nao another wed frum owr sponser -

By: Plobes

Plobes — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:24:21 +0000

Bebeh Tortie
Bebeh Tortie!!!

so soft and sweet and kyoooooooooooooot!!!!

By: No1

No1 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:20:10 +0000

o, fanks!

*puts on neck brase an limps awai dialin sellfone*

By: stend

stend — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:47:01 +0000

one nation, indivisible, under a fuzzy blue thing?

By: LyP

LyP — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:08:25 +0000

Mr. Deth. Yew are sew grate! I yam always sew imprest wif hao yew spel teh werds. Are yew a linguistics teechur?

LyP

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:04:52 +0000

*liddel voyce, dis tiem nawt kwite so far away under de floor*

Thanks fur teh fur staid kit! De caek is wunnerful. *nom nom nom*

Don’t think ay needz teh defib . . . deff . . hart thingy. Mah hart is gud! Pleez nawt to shok me – kthx!

*sownds uv climbing; kamra panz bak to show orinj pawz emerjing frum under trap door, then an orinj fuzzeh hed*

By: LyP

LyP — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:02:34 +0000

Hee hee! Fanks, Teho! Yew always nose teh best cites!

LyP

By: LyP

LyP — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:49:05 +0000

Herkuleez: heerow uv sahng and storee
Herkuleez: winner uv anshunt gloree
Fyting foar teh rite
Fyting wif hiz mite
Wif teh stringth uv tin ordinaree min!
Herkuleez:peeple feel safe win neer him.
Herkuleez:only teh evil feer him.
Softness in hims eyes.
Iron in hims thighs.
Virtu in hims heart.
Fire in every part uv
Teh mitey Herkuleez.

(I fink dat’s rite. Erk! Butt teh idea uv “mitey Herkuleez” maded me ichy!)

LyP

By: LyP

LyP — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:34:18 +0000

Dat’s wut I wuz thinking, Cookie’s human. Dere is no occasion wear de kitteh’s wud kneed tu sware awn anything. Dey always nose dat wutever dey du is purrfekt!

LyP

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:23:36 +0000

Mt McKinley!!!!

DDD – iz brawr size?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:17:42 +0000

Rawkoonz in furstee klass bein surlee sownz skeeree!!! I glad we has da big skwayr plastic bins frum da citee, an plentee uv froot trees an such, nebber had can tippin up heer! Well, sept frum da wind wen der MT!

If he wuz alone coon, mebbee he fell in da pool wile warshin hims brekkee. It’s been so cold up heer, I know dat wood mek me mewrwowlzle an skwall!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:13:52 +0000

Aww, thanx! My own Jack Death pomez an haikus!!

I dun haaz kittehs nao, so iz ok, mines wood nebber go owt alone! Wen we wuz puppeh sittin ober Xmas, I tink havin her smell arown kept da aminals away… We wuz gettin poops in da yard, I thot dey wuz kiyodee poos, but deez wuz all berrees, no fluff, so mebbee we’s had rawkoonz fur a wile, an I nebber seen dem til nao!

He wuz a good size, mebbee 25 pownz or so, an in purtee good helf. BERREE self ashoord!!

I had bin heerin sumpin in da yard on occazun, nebber saw NEting sep skwirtls an buns til las nite! I git sum pitchurs fur ma Flickr if I can! Mebbee kleen da kitchin windos so I kin shoot thru dem…

By: hissy

hissy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:10:40 +0000

Jack’s rite. Kepe da kittehs (and goggies) insied and let Amminul Reskew halp the ra coon.

By: pb

pb — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:10:34 +0000

oops. Dis comment wuz sposed to go in a diffrent place. Kthnxbai.

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:07:49 +0000

hold on gremlin, iz droppin down da fur-st aid kit
also a chowlit layurd cake-eat careflly; iz fortrified wit Xtra iron to speed eskape.. i maen recovery.

By: pb

pb — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:07:17 +0000

I wunderz. Is that bag big enuf to hold a bukkit? Cure eyeosity, I has it.

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:04:45 +0000

Stoopy werdpress. Furst it dint post my commint, den after I reposted, WP posted teh orijinal commint in the rong playse. Stoopy werdpress.

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:03:03 +0000

LCB, joo maded me lol. Fur yer crimes implied at teh beginnin uv dis thred, we find joo not gilty by reezun of funneh. Cuz if joo goed to jayl, we wudn’t has yer funneh no moar.

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:59:41 +0000

I has a defib… dufibbra… teh thingy dat makes yer hart start agen. Wud dat help?

By: Tony James

Tony James — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:52:14 +0000

EssJay iz Brooksydkitteh?! :O

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:49:17 +0000

blank skreen as guy wanderz away.

“ACKK” eckasperated disembodeed voyse is hurd “Cut to commurshul until we get teh feed frum Yurp adn JKH0K in Floriduh adn teeny tinee Ingerland. “

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:48:12 +0000

Ok, gremlin, heer is ur blud test. Put away ur books and take out a nummer 2 pensil. Gud lucks.

BLUD TEST

1. Fill in teh blank:

________, SWET, AND TEERS

A. Blud
B. Diet Soda
C. Martoonies
D. Mt. McKinley

2. A train carrying a shipment of blud leaves Chicago at 2pm, headed 4 Lake Cucamonga, eleventy-eighteen miles away, at 45mph. What will u order in teh bar car?

A. Hawt chocklit
B. Scotch and Moar Scotch
C. Bluddy Mary
D. Everything

3. Which of teh following is NAWT a blud type:

A. A
B. B
C. C
D. Blue

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:44:16 +0000

The jury box is in the post just below this one.

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:38:21 +0000

kristul