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Noooo they be stealin’ my bunneh!

might as well steal my heart…

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  1. mimzoid says:

    bunneh goez wif the bukkit

  2. Tribble says:

    U getz him bak fur Easer. Dis onlee beez balintyne dai.

  3. Darrkwolff says:

    I can haz hassenfeffer?

    Plz?

  4. BonzoGal says:

    Kitteh, bunneh luv is unnachural luv. Town widowt pitee frowns on ur luv.

  5. Confiscated suspect bunneh knoz were bukkit is

  6. Cweenmj says:

    But I needz mah bunneh!! Hez mah fren!!

  7. 'steroid says:

    Ah uzes lolrus to faind mah bunneh?

    • mimzoid says:

      teh lolrus haz been stoopenduslee unsuccessfull in findin hiz bukkit, may not be the best to help u find teh bunneh!

  8. gascat says:

    akshooly, r goggie yused tu hab a stuffed bunneh taht she chewed teh hed off of, long wuz teh legacy of hedless bunneh.

  9. trtskh says:

    noooo dey b taken mah TWIN!!! :(

  10. daveman says:

    How will bunneh survive wifout tehe white carpet and white kitteh it has camooofla, kamafloo, hid itself amungst.

  11. Missy says:

    In deh werdz of deh fammus Mayyer Baree uff Dee Cee, “deh b*ch set me up!”

  12. exit says:

    nekst big fing!

  13. woodchuck says:

    Will teh krooltee neber end? Takin a bunneh frum a kitteh is just TU MUCH!

    • Romeow says:

      *shakes hed*

      Dat b sum cold harted purrson dat wud do dat.

      • kitkay says:

        pore, pore behbeh…maykes mee wanna crai! :*(

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          noess, dont cwy… I fink dey just gotted the pichures reversesesd. Teh hand iin teh pichure on teh rite lookz moar like itz handing dwon teh bunnee adn teh kittee is grabity ing it.

          tehy just tooked a liddul creyatib lisense, i fink.

          hmmmm. i fink we needs to luk intoo dat lisence and rejistrashun, don’t yoo?
          SJ if yore dun wif yor pateeo adn garduning aktibitees (ahem), mebbeee yoo culd luk into dis.

          • SJ says:

            RITE. Fings has been gettin bery slack rownd heer. Ai needs to see eberybuddy’s creatib an artisteec licenses rite nao. An ai will be askin for foto eye dee an a yewtillity bill oar bank statemint, an a current credit card, an plz to be signing dis blank peece of paper an riting ur mudder’s maiden name, ur date of birf an ur ATM pin number just heer.

          • S says:

            Nope, wez aktually takes it away from him. Its funneh to watches him try to keep hold of the bunneh. Itz hiz favrite toy!

    • Tribble says:

      Sumwun shud report dis tu da FBI: Fedrul Bunneh Investigaytorz

  14. KathyB says:

    omg give kitteh back hiz bunneh!!!11

  15. Romeow says:

    He muss b mah bebeh – he luks juss liek meh.

    Doan u sees hims pinkee ears, and hims pinkee nose, and hims pinkee pinkee toe pads? I lubs him.

    Is nawt rite to separate a Mama frum her bebeh.

  16. Amanda says:

    intershpecies adoption:

    FAIL.

  17. opizzao says:

    perhapz little albert kitteh not sew sad bunny izbein` stolen away

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Albert_experiment

  18. mwwilliams says:

    Lolrus is not amused with cheap publicity stunt at his and buckets expense :(

  19. kafleen says:

    OMG.

    White fuzzy ktteh.

    White fuzzy bunn bunn, beein steeled awai frum kitteh.

    This picture came upon mee so suddenlee and ferroshusllee dat I had not a chants.

    SPPPLLLOOOORRRRTTTT!

    Oh deer. I had no time too putt on my CHRG. The adorubbullness went strait too mah brain beefoar ai cud act.

    *woozee*

    deres branes everware.
    *faints*

    • Cweenmj says:

      Oh deer, Kafleen!!

      *gently taps on cheeks to revive.*

      I will helping u. Let me tuk yur branes back in.

      *tuk, tuk, tuk*

      Herez a blankie and sum choklit to make u feeling better.
      Now u b laying quietly and resting.

      • Cweenmj says:

        I alwayz putting on mai CHRG befor I coming to ICHC just in case of such cutenesses. I had to hav mai CHRG speshully maded so it fittingz over my tiara. It wud be so unseemly for a cween to having teh branes splorted all ober her lubbly royal gown, u no.

    • kitkay says:

      *chants fore kafleen*

      *pats k’s hand*

      their, their, eye keeps yoo kompany whilst yoo recover, kafleen.

      (an fore ceiling kat’s sake, peepz hoo stock the CCC: doan chew B stocking teh cart wiff chokolate eester bunnies! ’speshuolly wite Chokolett!!

      • Cweenmj says:

        An don’t be putting the marshmallowed bunneh peeps on deh CCC, eizer. Danger of cuetness oberlodes, u no.

        here kitkay, u be habbing sum hot cocoa 2, while u sitz with kafleen. I putting some cool whipz on top. And a liddle candy cane for a stirry stik.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          based on the informashun derided er, derived from teh feedbak, i rekommend stoking teh CCC choklit cabnet wif possum shaped choklit.

        • kitkay says:

          ooohh, fanks, C, I lubbsss Hot Cocoa!!!! I can’t drink it irl—shujar an’ darry thing—butt i enjoys it on ICHC! an pepperminty candee.2 (how yoo say “nom, nom, nom fore drinkin likwids?)

          • Cweenmj says:

            Hhmm. I be thinking a liquid “nom” wud be a snurp. Oar maebe a snurple. So “nom nom nom” for de hot cocoa becumz “snurpley, snurp, snurp.” Not to be confuzing with deh snorgles or deh splortz. Dis lolspeak can be berry complicationess.

          • paws4thot says:

            Not LOLspeek for obvious reasons.

            If you can use Aspartamene based sweeteners, you could try making cocoa using one of them and hot water. Keeping the suspension going might be a hassle, but the taste would be about the same.

  20. plousia says:

    haha. I used to have a kitty, who had a stuffed bunny which he loved to beat up. (Coincidentally, both of them were grey).

  21. No1 says:

    kitteh luvs bunneh. nao bunneh is reel!

  22. rodney dill says:

    Velveteen… it has a flavur

  23. greasycat says:

    But ….but, I wuz lovin him and squeezin him, and callin himz Jorge!

    • annyluvsprintie says:

      Plees sumbunneh put me owt ov mai mizzerie – wot does this meen? Ai keep seein it an has no idear ware it comes from.

      Is it sumfin to du wiv Curious Jorge?

      Kthanxbai

      • Pittypat says:

        stine bek. of myce an men.

      • greasycat says:

        From the Warner Bros. cartoon:
        Abominable Snow Rabbit 1961 (I Will Call Him George)

        While on vacation, Bugs and Daffy take a wrong turn and get lost in the Himalayas. There they encounter the Abominable Snow Man Bunny, who happens to be looking for a pet, promising that he will love him and hug him and call him George. Neither Bugs nor Daffy are too eager to become the object of his affection.

        The character is also a satire on the character Lenny from the novel Of Mice and Men.

        Unfortunately, the cartoon has been removed from YouTube due to copywrite deals, but a complete analysis of the cartoon can be found here:

        http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abominable_Snow_Rabbit

        • annyluvsprintie says:

          Fankoo. Aise redd “Ov Myse an Men” menny yeers ago an also saw teh fillum wiv John Malkovich as Lenny (fink it was Gary Sinise as himz bro) an cud onlee remember teh poor mousie Lenny “pets too hard” ..wiv sad consequences. Nevvah saw teh catroon. Wunce agen, ICHC an teh gud peeps heer hav extended mai cultural boundarees…

  24. jinja ninja cat says:

    skeeeeery lightin, maiks me fink of fatal attraction and other sad bunnie fings (stay awayz from da stove bunnnniiiiee!!!!) :(

  25. Mr. Worf says:

    Ur nobunny unless Sumbunny luvs yoo!!

    • LunaKitteh says:

      sumtymez no bunni luvs mai….

      • Luna Kitteh says:

        ur nobunni till sumbunni luvs u, ur nobunni tull sumbunni kers…

        en teh mimortel werds ov Frank Sin awtra… u sings et, Franks..sigh..

        You’re nobody ’til somebody loves you
        You’re nobody ’til somebody cares
        You may be king and you may possess the world and it’s gold
        But gold won’t bring you happiness when you’re growing old…

        Sadlee, Frank dinna kno lolspeak…buht himz wuz kul..

  26. greeneilleen says:

    Poor kitteh has his bunneh stole.

    Next will be his bucket.

    GE

  27. Pittypat says:

    It doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.

      • SarahD says:

        [Sorreh, I is berry sensitiv wif teh animulz. We had too reed Velbeteen Rabitt in collej for childruns litrachoor, an it took meh 15 tymez befoar I culd reed it wifout cryeng. Huuuje, hystericul sobbeng.]

        • kiwican says:

          I hab teh saem pawblum wif Puff teh Majic Draggon- Jakee payper cudz hav fownd a noo frend for Puff so him skales wu=oodnt fallz off!

          • Idansdansdans says:

            Meh 2!! I tuk mai bebehs to see Jungle Buk an tehy laffed @ meh cuz I criid wehn Baloo teh bear died. Gud fing he wuzzin reely ded ! I wuz soo happee wen he peeked his aye opin dooring the euooligies!!! Mai behbehs are awl growd up naow – an still laff at taht memree…

            • No1 says:

              o, dis happen to me wen i tuk mai bebehs tu see Lilo an Stitch. i cried an cried an afterwerd i sed, o such sad movee. an dey sed, huh? it wuz not sad, wuz funnee! maibee iz too sensi..senz-a-tiv?

            • Idansdansdans says:

              Yup!!! Sawft in teh hart….

    • kitkay says:

      I hadda Real rabbit. His name waz Babbit, and he ussta hab shiny lavender an wite furr. He sat on hymns belleh an haunches like a real rabbit, an wented ebberywhear wif mii. I ‘bemember Babbit wiff berry leedle hare, an thred-bear pawz. If yoo opened up his earz, yoo cood see teh slilky original furr, like when he wuz still a noo ‘toi’. I wish I noo what happened 2 Babbit.

      My liddle boi hadda a bear he coold not live without–his name wuz (an is) Baby Boe (or Bow, I nebber fot about how to spell it–it wus teh werd his older brufer used for “bear”, when he coodn’t pronunce it) He is grown and he still has teh Real Bear “Baby Boe”.

    • Starknight says:

      At teh risk ob maykin’ folx crai…

      Kathy Mar rited a song ob dis stoarie awl moast twenny yeers uh go. Teh leer… lair… werdz iz heer:

      http://www.xocolatl.com/kathy/VELVETN.html

      Ai iz no findz a link to deh song, but teh werdz iz gud stuhf.

      (Ai akshully no teh toon fum a pair-oh-dee ob it… but dat 1 iz a bit… straynj.)

  28. Michelle says:

    awww, cute!

  29. TunaOnMyMind says:

    Dun be messin’ wif da kitteh’s bunny…u wuldn’t like kitteh wifout da bunny

  30. Dexaan says:

    Bunny: I has a kitteh… NOO, dey be stealin my kitteh!

  31. Larissa says:

    Aw, look at his toesies all spread out! How cute ^_^

  32. No, Iz not got xocolate egs outa hiim yet!

  33. keykat says:

    Hiis no bunneh, hiis ma brudder.

  34. ebee says:

    Awww…gives him his bunneh bak! Dat not nice, *snif*!

  35. goldie says:

    ai no agree to give up mai bunneh for lent!

  36. S says:

    Yay! This is my kitty Simon and he made it to front page!!!! He did develop an unnatural luv for the stuffed monty python bunny (from the holy grail). If you take it away from him he whines and screams. Its funny, but we give it back.

  37. Ceru says:

    awww, all dese ‘dey be stealin’ pics make me saaad :(
    ’speshully if kitteh/lolrus/poluh beah/who-evuh iz looking verry happy in de furrst pic.

    Give the kitteh back the bunneh, I sez!!

  38. Laura says:

    everybunneh luvz a fat kitteh wif skinneh legz! Dis kitteh seems as decksterus wif his bak legz as his frunt legz!

  39. Jacqueline says:

    Aw man, I have a Mr. Bun like kitteh does here. I don’t know what I would do if someone stole my bunneh…I don’t think my life could go on without Mr. Bun. I’ll get you another bunneh, okay?

    [cries]

  40. atari1004 says:

    (\__/)
    |0 0|
    (___)bunneh

  41. lol@julia says:

    omg, nooo, they be stealin’ the kitty’s bunneh?! they iz teeves i sez! ^_^ i hab a bunneh, dey bettah not be teeving him away from me!! *hugs kitty*


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