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bunneh goez wif the bukkit
bunneh goes wiff teh eester baskkit.
eestr bukkit?
buk buk buk bukkit! i can has Cadbury Creem Eggz?
Mim – congreats on NS!!!….wuchu wantz fur dans?!!
Bunny Hop!
mebbe a stroll to teh tune uv “The Easter Parade”?
We must wear our purty hatz an dresses.
U getz him bak fur Easer. Dis onlee beez balintyne dai.
a valentine is n de I ov de bunnyholder
I can haz hassenfeffer?
Plz?
ohhh, nooooes, they bee killin’ teh Hasse fur das hassenfeffer!!!! Doan’t Want!
howsa bout a nice liddle Kanninchen fur teh Katzchen?
U maek hassenfeffer wit hairz, nawt bunnehz!
hhuh, i thoted yoo make wigs wif hairz…
whar iz mah hassenfeffer
Kitteh, bunneh luv is unnachural luv. Town widowt pitee frowns on ur luv.
gurl kitteh + gurl bunneh = unnach. fundamental peepz iz apposet 2 same-gender luv reelations.
did you say… forbidden love?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSzqROvEiUM
(this is some MAJOR CHEESE – thank you youtube … )
ok, stend, i doan get it—ate minutes ob teh same 7 fotos of Madlene Kane obber an obber agin—boring! knot funny or ebil ???
K.K.
you watched the whole thing ??? funny in an excrutiating, “what the h*** am I watching?” way. hey – it was the best Madleen Kane – Forbidden Love video I could come up with on short notice… just think, there’s some demented fan, somewhere, who thought “this will be BRILLIANT !!! I’m a GENIUS !!!”
yeah, well, i skipped ahed 2 see if there wuz anyfing different that maded yoo so impressed, butt nuffing. Only 8 vieews, dull, dull, dull.
But thin I watched a cuppola vids where she sings…dat wus interesting…now i sees yer poynt….sheez kwit sumthing…nice hare an ebberyfing…I doan like her i-make-up, though.
I still think just the idea of a faded 70’s disco icon singing about the forbidden love of a cat and a stuffed rabbit is enough to carry the joke (try looking at the photo as you listen to the song for full effect) … or just visualize elton john sharing blow on the dancefloor with diane von fustenburg as the animals have a quicky in the balcony as bianca jagger reapplies her makeup while chatting with freddie mercury, then tell me if it’s funny yet
confirms my theory that Diane Von Furstenberg was actually a man in drag.
still is
http://gawker.com/5002931/why-did-barry-diller-marry
still is
http://www.gawker.com/5002931/why-did-barry-diller-marry
I lieks dis storee uv forbidn luv bettr:
Oooh, Gene Pitney ref for teh win!!!
Confiscated suspect bunneh knoz were bukkit is
But I needz mah bunneh!! Hez mah fren!!
Bunneh wishuz hee kud kwit u.
beesty-allity?
Mah frend haz a kitteh hu luv’s teh brest cancr bear. He luv’s teh bear so moishe, u cans almost hears teh seventeez porn musick in teh playin.
Baw-chika-baw-baw!
Mai kitteh has a bunneh too, Mr. Bun. Mr. Bun saevs meh frum when mah kitteh gets boreded and trys to wrassle mah arm while I’m on teh compuder. I jus pick Mr. Bun up an toss him across teh rum, an kitteh runz aftur him to byt his neck and kickkickkick!
Ah uzes lolrus to faind mah bunneh?
teh lolrus haz been stoopenduslee unsuccessfull in findin hiz bukkit, may not be the best to help u find teh bunneh!
akshooly, r goggie yused tu hab a stuffed bunneh taht she chewed teh hed off of, long wuz teh legacy of hedless bunneh.
noooo dey b taken mah TWIN!!!
kitteh luks laik bunneh.
How will bunneh survive wifout tehe white carpet and white kitteh it has camooofla, kamafloo, hid itself amungst.
In deh werdz of deh fammus Mayyer Baree uff Dee Cee, “deh b*ch set me up!”
First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I’m a night owl.
nekst big fing!
Will teh krooltee neber end? Takin a bunneh frum a kitteh is just TU MUCH!
*shakes hed*
Dat b sum cold harted purrson dat wud do dat.
pore, pore behbeh…maykes mee wanna crai! :*(
noess, dont cwy… I fink dey just gotted the pichures reversesesd. Teh hand iin teh pichure on teh rite lookz moar like itz handing dwon teh bunnee adn teh kittee is grabity ing it.
tehy just tooked a liddul creyatib lisense, i fink.
hmmmm. i fink we needs to luk intoo dat lisence and rejistrashun, don’t yoo?
SJ if yore dun wif yor pateeo adn garduning aktibitees (ahem), mebbeee yoo culd luk into dis.
RITE. Fings has been gettin bery slack rownd heer. Ai needs to see eberybuddy’s creatib an artisteec licenses rite nao. An ai will be askin for foto eye dee an a yewtillity bill oar bank statemint, an a current credit card, an plz to be signing dis blank peece of paper an riting ur mudder’s maiden name, ur date of birf an ur ATM pin number just heer.
Wai? U tinks wee wantz to bai nazal decon- dicon- unstuffers nao?
Nope, wez aktually takes it away from him. Its funneh to watches him try to keep hold of the bunneh. Itz hiz favrite toy!
next your gonna tell me there’s no eester bunnee! wah!
Sumwun shud report dis tu da FBI: Fedrul Bunneh Investigaytorz
omg give kitteh back hiz bunneh!!!11
Iz his bruddah frum anuddah faddah
an hez bruddah frawm anuddah muddah!
He muss b mah bebeh – he luks juss liek meh.
Doan u sees hims pinkee ears, and hims pinkee nose, and hims pinkee pinkee toe pads? I lubs him.
Is nawt rite to separate a Mama frum her bebeh.
intershpecies adoption:
FAIL.
perhapz little albert kitteh not sew sad bunny izbein` stolen away
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Albert_experiment
Lolrus is not amused with cheap publicity stunt at his and buckets expense
Lolrus; “You will be hearing from my attorney’s at Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.”
OMG.
White fuzzy ktteh.
White fuzzy bunn bunn, beein steeled awai frum kitteh.
This picture came upon mee so suddenlee and ferroshusllee dat I had not a chants.
SPPPLLLOOOORRRRTTTT!
Oh deer. I had no time too putt on my CHRG. The adorubbullness went strait too mah brain beefoar ai cud act.
*woozee*
deres branes everware.
*faints*
Oh deer, Kafleen!!
*gently taps on cheeks to revive.*
I will helping u. Let me tuk yur branes back in.
*tuk, tuk, tuk*
Herez a blankie and sum choklit to make u feeling better.
Now u b laying quietly and resting.
I alwayz putting on mai CHRG befor I coming to ICHC just in case of such cutenesses. I had to hav mai CHRG speshully maded so it fittingz over my tiara. It wud be so unseemly for a cween to having teh branes splorted all ober her lubbly royal gown, u no.
*chants fore kafleen*
*pats k’s hand*
their, their, eye keeps yoo kompany whilst yoo recover, kafleen.
(an fore ceiling kat’s sake, peepz hoo stock the CCC: doan chew B stocking teh cart wiff chokolate eester bunnies! ’speshuolly wite Chokolett!!
An don’t be putting the marshmallowed bunneh peeps on deh CCC, eizer. Danger of cuetness oberlodes, u no.
here kitkay, u be habbing sum hot cocoa 2, while u sitz with kafleen. I putting some cool whipz on top. And a liddle candy cane for a stirry stik.
based on the informashun derided er, derived from teh feedbak, i rekommend stoking teh CCC choklit cabnet wif possum shaped choklit.
Gud idea mary, no danger of cuteness oberlode from deh possum shaped choklit. May have to blindfolding peeplez to get them to eating it.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/01/the-great-possu.html#comments
sorreee..buht ai begs 2 deefferrr… pawesomes kin beez cyute…
ooohh, fanks, C, I lubbsss Hot Cocoa!!!! I can’t drink it irl—shujar an’ darry thing—butt i enjoys it on ICHC! an pepperminty candee.2 (how yoo say “nom, nom, nom fore drinkin likwids?)
Hhmm. I be thinking a liquid “nom” wud be a snurp. Oar maebe a snurple. So “nom nom nom” for de hot cocoa becumz “snurpley, snurp, snurp.” Not to be confuzing with deh snorgles or deh splortz. Dis lolspeak can be berry complicationess.
Not LOLspeek for obvious reasons.
If you can use Aspartamene based sweeteners, you could try making cocoa using one of them and hot water. Keeping the suspension going might be a hassle, but the taste would be about the same.
haha. I used to have a kitty, who had a stuffed bunny which he loved to beat up. (Coincidentally, both of them were grey).
yoo alwayz hert teh wons yoo lubs!
no, i meanded “yoo alwayz ‘hart’ teh wons yoo lubs!”
kitteh luvs bunneh. nao bunneh is reel!
Velveteen… it has a flavur
iz cheez flavur—like velveetina?
*nomz*
no, akchully, tates moar liek teh childhudz.
I luvs the flavur of Velveteen in the morning… it flavurs liek victory.
But ….but, I wuz lovin him and squeezin him, and callin himz Jorge!
Plees sumbunneh put me owt ov mai mizzerie – wot does this meen? Ai keep seein it an has no idear ware it comes from.
Is it sumfin to du wiv Curious Jorge?
Kthanxbai
stine bek. of myce an men.
From the Warner Bros. cartoon:
Abominable Snow Rabbit 1961 (I Will Call Him George)
While on vacation, Bugs and Daffy take a wrong turn and get lost in the Himalayas. There they encounter the Abominable Snow Man Bunny, who happens to be looking for a pet, promising that he will love him and hug him and call him George. Neither Bugs nor Daffy are too eager to become the object of his affection.
The character is also a satire on the character Lenny from the novel Of Mice and Men.
Unfortunately, the cartoon has been removed from YouTube due to copywrite deals, but a complete analysis of the cartoon can be found here:
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abominable_Snow_Rabbit
Fankoo. Aise redd “Ov Myse an Men” menny yeers ago an also saw teh fillum wiv John Malkovich as Lenny (fink it was Gary Sinise as himz bro) an cud onlee remember teh poor mousie Lenny “pets too hard” ..wiv sad consequences. Nevvah saw teh catroon. Wunce agen, ICHC an teh gud peeps heer hav extended mai cultural boundarees…
skeeeeery lightin, maiks me fink of fatal attraction and other sad bunnie fings (stay awayz from da stove bunnnniiiiee!!!!)
Ur nobunny unless Sumbunny luvs yoo!!
sumtymez no bunni luvs mai….
ur nobunni till sumbunni luvs u, ur nobunni tull sumbunni kers…
en teh mimortel werds ov Frank Sin awtra… u sings et, Franks..sigh..
You’re nobody ’til somebody loves you
You’re nobody ’til somebody cares
You may be king and you may possess the world and it’s gold
But gold won’t bring you happiness when you’re growing old…
Sadlee, Frank dinna kno lolspeak…buht himz wuz kul..
Poor kitteh has his bunneh stole.
Next will be his bucket.
GE
It doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.
*sob*
[Sorreh, I is berry sensitiv wif teh animulz. We had too reed Velbeteen Rabitt in collej for childruns litrachoor, an it took meh 15 tymez befoar I culd reed it wifout cryeng. Huuuje, hystericul sobbeng.]
I hab teh saem pawblum wif Puff teh Majic Draggon- Jakee payper cudz hav fownd a noo frend for Puff so him skales wu=oodnt fallz off!
Meh 2!! I tuk mai bebehs to see Jungle Buk an tehy laffed @ meh cuz I criid wehn Baloo teh bear died. Gud fing he wuzzin reely ded ! I wuz soo happee wen he peeked his aye opin dooring the euooligies!!! Mai behbehs are awl growd up naow – an still laff at taht memree…
o, dis happen to me wen i tuk mai bebehs tu see Lilo an Stitch. i cried an cried an afterwerd i sed, o such sad movee. an dey sed, huh? it wuz not sad, wuz funnee! maibee iz too sensi..senz-a-tiv?
Yup!!! Sawft in teh hart….
I hadda Real rabbit. His name waz Babbit, and he ussta hab shiny lavender an wite furr. He sat on hymns belleh an haunches like a real rabbit, an wented ebberywhear wif mii. I ‘bemember Babbit wiff berry leedle hare, an thred-bear pawz. If yoo opened up his earz, yoo cood see teh slilky original furr, like when he wuz still a noo ‘toi’. I wish I noo what happened 2 Babbit.
My liddle boi hadda a bear he coold not live without–his name wuz (an is) Baby Boe (or Bow, I nebber fot about how to spell it–it wus teh werd his older brufer used for “bear”, when he coodn’t pronunce it) He is grown and he still has teh Real Bear “Baby Boe”.
At teh risk ob maykin’ folx crai…
Kathy Mar rited a song ob dis stoarie awl moast twenny yeers uh go. Teh leer… lair… werdz iz heer:
http://www.xocolatl.com/kathy/VELVETN.html
Ai iz no findz a link to deh song, but teh werdz iz gud stuhf.
(Ai akshully no teh toon fum a pair-oh-dee ob it… but dat 1 iz a bit… straynj.)
awww, cute!
Dun be messin’ wif da kitteh’s bunny…u wuldn’t like kitteh wifout da bunny
Bunny: I has a kitteh… NOO, dey be stealin my kitteh!
Win
Russhan bunny.
Aw, look at his toesies all spread out! How cute ^_^
No, Iz not got xocolate egs outa hiim yet!
Hiis no bunneh, hiis ma brudder.
Awww…gives him his bunneh bak! Dat not nice, *snif*!
ai no agree to give up mai bunneh for lent!
Yay! This is my kitty Simon and he made it to front page!!!! He did develop an unnatural luv for the stuffed monty python bunny (from the holy grail). If you take it away from him he whines and screams. Its funny, but we give it back.
wel, has u tryd teh hoely hangernayd ob Antyok?
(remembr, fiyv iz riet owt)
aw, it’s jus a lytle beeter…..AGGHH ! Run Awaaa!
dat rabit’z dynamyte!
awww, all dese ‘dey be stealin’ pics make me saaad
’speshully if kitteh/lolrus/poluh beah/who-evuh iz looking verry happy in de furrst pic.
Give the kitteh back the bunneh, I sez!!
everybunneh luvz a fat kitteh wif skinneh legz! Dis kitteh seems as decksterus wif his bak legz as his frunt legz!
Aw man, I have a Mr. Bun like kitteh does here. I don’t know what I would do if someone stole my bunneh…I don’t think my life could go on without Mr. Bun. I’ll get you another bunneh, okay?
[cries]
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(___)bunneh
omg, nooo, they be stealin’ the kitty’s bunneh?! they iz teeves i sez! ^_^ i hab a bunneh, dey bettah not be teeving him away from me!! *hugs kitty*