Hudspa
I has it.
bravery. even mice can has it.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Catherine Valero
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Dat’s riet! I pwns teh goggies! Dey noze hoo teh baws iz.
Looks like nobuddy did teh not-sekund dance fur Darrkwolff. I shur it wuz a oversite, DW. Fur u, I duz teh Stray Cat Strut:
*strut strut meow*
*strut strut purr*
*facerub facerub LEAP*
Oops, sowwy DW, ai tries nawt to upset teh woolfies if ai can avoid it. My, wut big teef u has! Ai’s nawt mush of a danser, but how’s abowt ai bring teh coktails? Is after 5 pee em in Teeny Tiny Ingland.
Iz awl gud, mah cheezfrenz!
An Iz nawt munch ub a danser eedur. 2 left feetz! I haz dem! O_o
Doctorcat, u didz nise jawb. Fenk yew!
SJ, a coktale sounds lublee!
can sumone exshplain wht hudspa is? thnks.
I found a grate definition:
“Chudspah” (sometimes spelt “Hudspeh” in North America) means the quality that would enable a man who murdered his parents to ask the court for leniency on the grounds that he is an orphan. In other words, sheer nerve.
gawdfather kitteh fearz no wan.
what kind of dogs are those? They’re beautiful
Dang why did I have to pick “Who Let the Dog’s Out’ for my Ringtone.
um kitteh, wher u keeps ur celfoen??
Blootooth implant
Fuds, I am not them.
n so-be-it rush-ya, fud eetz U
Eben tho I was nootered, I still has teh kuh-hone-ayz!
minds me o my husbd’s drem about my beloved lass meezer boy (the Nangy Cat, axully). He hadded shark-tooth like testicals dat kep growing bak, an we kep fixin ‘im!
woh. dat is teh freeky.
beware teh freeky cats.
Oy veh! Kitteh. All I can say is “L’Chaim!”.
zakly!
dey keep me frm falling. *burp!*
Kitteh is in teh house!
“woof?”
pupiez
they bows to meez
“Stoopid inveesdability wor offt.”
Dahtz ryte goggiez; ah iz nawt taystee awr nootrishus.
“yay, tho eye wawks fru teh vallee of goggies, eye feres noe weevil, cuz Ceilin Kitteh gotz mai back… “
full of WIN!!!!
Thy Skwatchin’ Psot and Kitteh toyz dey kumfurt me,
Dow pree prayist teh kitteh fud bee4 me.
in ta pwezence of mah goggies.
wee iz nut wuurvee!
Hudspa- a retweet for olde romans?
*grone*
lett the puns begin
That’s hardly a begining. Don’t quit your day job.
if ur gona be awl pee dantik liek, den u best chek ur spelins furst.
Wat is ‘hudspa’?
Plse explain
I think ‘hudspa’ should be ‘chutzpah’… a yiddish term meaning ’supreme self-confidence’
chutz·pa /ˈxʊtspə, ˈhʊt-/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[khoot-spuh, hoot-] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Slang.
1. unmitigated effrontery or impudence; gall.
2. audacity; nerve.
Also, chutzpah, hutzpa, hutzpah.
[Origin: 1890–95; < Yiddish khutspa < Aram ḥūṣpā]
Hudspa (hud-spa) (slang):
1. Kohonez
2. Harbls
3. Stoans
4. Bollox
5. Gutses
i towt was playce gangstas git dey nayls did
he’s got claws and he knows how to use them
6. Alpha _______
7. Imtestibul Fortytood
8. Grrraeps [maek shur u rol teh "r" wen u sez it]
hudspa is “doin awai” widf yore parents adn throwinyourself own teh mercee ob teh judje becuz yuo aer an orfan.
Kitteh has da kyoot-spa!
Chutzpa/Hutzspa is teh kynd ob pryd taht coms Bfore a fawl!
trimspa? you’re on trimspa? anna nicole, is that you?
Mai hairblz, they iz big.
an tey clang when I walkz
Duz yu has to carri tehm arown in a weelbarro?
I cee now!
Thx dMaN. I seemz to allwayz ask wot-duz-this-meen questchuns.
Only so I be joyning everehboddeh in laughs
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
I wish I had the self-confidence of Hudspa kitteh.
“Thx dMaN. I seemz to allwayz ask wot-duz-this-meen questchuns.”
Is ‘cos kittehs’ language and peoples’ language is similar but not same. Not so easy to look it up in dictionaries
And afterz him lifted hiz paw,
Lo!
teh black sea of dogz parted…
Holy Mlolses
Strayz Kat singuz – “Iz strut ‘tweenz teh goggiez lukin fer uh fiut, howlun tu teh mooin on a hawt summuh niuht!”
Chutzpah doesn’t so much mean “bravery” or self confidence in the way this picture shows it. It generally is used to mean over-confidence and an often a rude or arrogant demeanor. This just doesn’t make sense if you know what the word really means.
Kitteh looks over-confident and arrogant to me.
I meen dat in a gud way. Over-confident an arrogant is wut I lurves abowt kittehs.
arrogant = kitteh, nest ce pas?
lolcats taeks powetic ly senss wif lots ob werds. in reel lief, chutzpah iz a guy askin teh widow on a daet at teh fyoonrall furr her huzband. in lolcatland, hudspa is teh cat wawkin btween teh goggies.
Mai mudder married dat guy.
i think the word you’re looking for there is “chutzpah” which is the Yiddish result of the Hebrew word ḥuṣpâ (חֻצְפָּה).
akshuly is teh lolspeek rendring of teh Yidish rezult of teh Heebroo wurd… iz u dizzy yet?
Remines me uv Kiki’s cat Jiji an big goggie Jeff from Kiki’s Delivery Service! Meeyowzaki kitteh!
Yeah cept pore JiJi was sweatin bullits over Jeff. But, yeah!
YAY Meowzaki!!! He is gud portray er port er showin cats liek they am.
Hay, u guys no where NE gushy fud is?
[dogs continue to stare directly at big dumb juicy cat]
Dat kitteh haz brass wunz, but doze goggies luk sweet, an dey noze woo iz da boss fur shur!
Teh goggies look like Newfoundlands–varry gentle big goggies, good wif odder aminals an kidlets. Kitteh prolly not as brave as him looks.
♥ NOOFEEZ
They are Tibetan Mastiffs.
♥ TIBETTIN NOOFEEZ
Duz dey go to gamblers anonynonynonymuss?
In dat case, kitteh is braver den him looks.
Az ai wauk thru teh valli… Ai shal feer no evel… for ai am CAT.
Goggies iz wachin kitteh walk buy memberin dat kitteh haz five multee poynted poytee ends ahn kitteh noes how ta uze dem
http://www.orkinphoto.com/amergirl.html
Girl wishes she had kitteh’s pointee enz?
(Sorry if does not come thru as link, or if comes up 2 times . . . ‘pyooter trubbles today.)
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Kitteh president’s goggie securiteh detailz
dis givz me grayt hoep fr teh fyoocher of owr contry
kitteh presidunt bringing the hole country togetherz after the eleckshuns
when he ran on a platform of unibersal cheezburger coveridge fur everywun even the goggiez.
Eben da goggiez?!? Such tolarayshun ov muti…multac…muttacutcha… diffrnt peepzlz iz ver nice. Ah fort kitteh gummint wooda put up beeeeeg lektrik fence or sumfink. But yoonaversal chzbrgr – dat’s got mai vote!!!
)
cornstitushun do not grant gubmint teh powr ov gibbing ‘way “free lumches”, whut der aint no sutch ting az..
the moocowz veeheemintlee p’posed 2 ubinersal cheezbrgr cuvridge!! tahts leagullizedd slawter, tehy sez. if gubmint gibbed dem cheezbrgrs, it wud ‘mount 2 cannibislism!! “pleh!!” tehy sez.
moocowz nao ferminting rebbolushun!
“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!”
— Ben Franklin
Doggehz may can haz
beegurr. Kitteh haz t3h speed
andz ajillitee
Kitteh nawt frytennd.
Haz played wiffs Doggehz sinss wuz
kewt behbee Kitteh
Wenz Kitteh goez 4 walkz
Jynormuss awnturrawjj cleerz
a wyde oapen path
Jack.
dat iz ver nice hykoo Jack, joo iz klebber. Bellyrubs!
Yeah though I walk through the valley of Doggie
I fear no woofie
My claws and my fangs they comfort me…
Y’all r funniez. U makz me lol.
A pair o’ ten pound brass hudspa, dats fo sho!!1!
Who-bres, I has that tu.
“Tihs is not teh prey yr looking fr.
“He cn go abowt his bizness.
“Move along.”
can’t beleefs no props for this – heer u go:
::props::
hubby uses this on me all da tym – keep tellen him it only worx on WEEK mindz. like goggies…
Kitteh is waukin teh Goggie Gauntlett.
that’s chutzpah and this kitteh definitely has it!
“Cajones…I has them”
Braev, braev kitteh. Ebben Ai woodent do dis. But den birdies an goggies nawt alliys moas tyme. Ai iz LITTLE birdie, nawt rapter.
“joo haf not seen me. ai iz not teh wun jooz lukin fr. nowun passed dis wai.”
man, obi wan waz full of crap.
de-lurking to say:
anything with yiddish is awesomeeeeeeeee
That picture is a mitzvahs!