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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Baby Cerberus Kitty!
Teh cyootniss… Must resist…
*SPLORT*
Ah, heck. I fergotted my CHRG(wdoi). I can haz cleenup on ile 3?
Hi Maus, eye help u cleenup. I canna gib u a CHRG w/doi cauze eye gabe mine tu ittehbittehkitteh in da Stack Cats picher. But eyem sure sumwun will bee long soon wit sum. Heer, eye haz nize blankee fur u. An sum balynntime choclatez.
congrats maus!
and Tribble here are two CHRG w/doi one fur you and one for maus
can I haz sum of the chocolits too?
These kittehs ar so cute, do want!
Fanks. I can haz a dram uv scotch insted uv teh choclits? Iz mornin heer, but it mus be 5:00 sumwear…
It’s 5 o’clock sumwher(just ask Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet)> Here in lolstralia it’s 7:30pm, so yay hav a drink or two
Oh tank u two_kittehs. Plz, ebriwun haz sum balynntime chocolitz, izz beeg heart shaypeded bochs. An renember, on de interwebs dere iz no caloreez!
I iz heer. Ill hab a dram with U Maus.
Oops. Rawng playce!! Mai fawlt. Wood U leik 2 joyn uz in a dram Tribble?
Ai brings teh mop, Maus. Wut wuz it u wuz lookin at? Oh…. Oh mai. Teh floofy widdle babies! Teh liddle earsies! Teh kewt pawsies! Ickle scrunched up faces! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Lucky ai has mai CHRG awn - uh oh, ai tooked it awf dis moarnin to comb mai hare an ai did nawt memember to…..SPLORT!!!!
Ooh… fank goonniss fur teh CHRG (wdoi)! Dis is way too kyoot!
WANT!
Guise. Ai had teh cold an’ used teh Puffs Plus, but dem were nawt nowhar as KYOOT as dese!
Sumwun, kwick, TELL MAH MOMMA 2 LETS ME HAS A KITTUN!
Dear TC&TAC’s Momma
Plz to let him / her has a kittun. Is bery important.
Fanks
Yrs sinss…. synce….. um …. Yrs
TC&TAC’s cheezfrends
FANKOO SJ
Ai will bee shure 2 gib dat 2 mah momma.
“Momma Momma, Ai can has a kittun! Sees, Ai has a NOTE!”
Lubs u, SJ!
Um, sry, eye r noo hear - was ist das CHRG?
Welcum KitKatsMom! A CHRG iz a glove, lyke a medicul glove, dat wii putz on ower headz wen wii seez a particularlee cute picher. Udderwize da cute mayks ower head splode an ower braynes fall owt an maykez a mess dat needs da cleanin up. Dis feenonmimnom known as a *SPLORT*. U can getz a CHRG frum da CCC (cute crash cart). Teh CCC haz meni tingz stocked on it tu mayke u feel bedder after you haz splorted.
Oh, sorri, CHRG stand fur: chicken head rubber glove. Cause it mayke u luk lyke u has a chicken comb on ur headz.
oh tanks u tribble! Eye needs menny…
*goes to CCC and picks up handful of CHRG’s*
TX for the splanashun! I needed it 2 — wot a SPLORT wass.
ai alwayz thoted splort waz sumtin else cuz ai never saw a eggsplunahsuns. ai waz thinking it waz lyke frowing up o.O
*Ahem*
*Assumes lecturing pose*
CHRG stand for “Chicken Head Rubber Glove”. It is a prophylactic device (not that kind of prophylactic– get your mind out of the gutter) used to contain one’s brains when one’s head explodes from the cuteness of a lolcat picture. The afore-mentioned CHRG may also have drawings on it, henceforth to be known as a CHRG (wdoi). The CHRG may be attached to the head with duct tape for added protection.
Thank you.
*Steps down from podium*
Hmmm…
Wut kimds drawings? Jst kewrius…
BTW - dis mispeelin tihng beez HARD!
Welkum tew teh krazinuss KitKatsMom! Teh drawrings can bee ennyfing yoo liek!
An doan’t wurree! Lolspeek getz eezier wiff praktiss!
Whut u meen mispeelin tingz?
U no whut iz RILLI hard, iz aftur u getz used to lolspeak, u tri tu speel da way u used tu. Iz mazing how menni mizztaykes u mayke! An sum tymez u sen sumwun a lolspeak e-male, an dey iz lyke “WTF?” An den u haz tu splain.
Yoor doin fien. After a wile, yool has trubble NOT spellin (and talkin) in lolspeak. Can be embareassin sumtiems…
maics yew tinks, dons hits.
To ansa KitKatsMom’s question, tradishunully teh drawins wuz dun bai Ambercat. Ambercat is enfyuoosiastic but duz nawt has a huge range of artistry, so we wuz limited to teh piggy faces an teh ellyfunkle’s beehines. Howeber, recently we has discubbered a wider range of pickshurs wich ai fink may inklewd teh geeraffs an otter stuffs.
Ohai, KitKatsMom
I haz ekkstra mawps
andz dukkt tayp andz Sharpeez 2
keepz up astettikkz
Awllso habz chokklitt
andz Urll Gray andz Red Zingurr
2 maykz feengz bettah
Needz 2 re-stawk t3h
CCC (Cuteness Crash Cart)
Dayr beez lawtza ‘Sploartz’!
Jack.
OOOO CHAWKLIT! Iz forth fud grup! (Or mebbe fiveth - losed trax)
LOL Miss Dawn! Eye nebber tought uff dem az a prophylactic device. Eye nebber gonna tink uff dem in da sayme wai agin! U haz given mee mye lauph fur da day. Tu bad no wun but cheeze frenz wood unnerstand!
This sunday we was having dinnerz at a friendz place and I said the salad was delishus
and nootrishus…
I ar happeh tu be uv assistents, Tribble.
But iz importunt to rememmer yer mannerz in non-LOLspeek conteckst. Fer instunce, at fansy dinnur party, if yer hoast survs yoo wif obercooked chikin, soggy vegetamabuls, an wine dat taysts like ayrplane fuelz, is berry rude to say in lowd voice “PLEH! DO NOT WANT!”
(Iz OK to say it kwietly to yurself, az long az you at leest TRY sum ob de krappy dinnur.)
An BTW Tribble, joo makes me lol awl teh times, so I ar glad to return teh flavr… I mean favr.
Whi tank u Miss Dawn. Whut a nize ting tu sai!
Eye tink eye needz a tissue. *snif*
But bockz iz phull uff kitteh…
Ah noes how u feel twokittehs - udder day tole my hecat whiles we was eetin garlickee bwead “my bwreaff has a flavr - it iz pleh!” an he luuked at mee n sayz “way tooooo mush time wit ur cheezefrens darlin”.
ROTFLMAO!
Yoo guize iz tooh phunniz!
No 2 gud 2 LOL at wurk!
ohai KKM!
ai is allwaz glad wen sumwun gnu ax’s about teh CHRG(w/doi) an CCC an awl teh tings necesazary fur deefenze of splortage. Ms Dawnz xplanashun berry gud and full of win! Ebben tho ai noes wut most akron…acron…inishules meen, tehy stil maked mee lol, and at teh playz ai werk, ai nedz menny lols.
sumtimes (whispers) ai types lolyer-stuf in lolspeek! Gud ting ai has spel chek. Wood nawt do to tries to divorse sum wun in lol!!!!! Dey nawt bee amoosed….mai bozzes nawt lol at taht, either…..(sigh) noes cents of hoomer. Needz sum of dat spray stuf, naow where did ai puts dat spray…….
jus wate fir sumone tu asek bout de YNG in de Nawty Barn.
*heh heh heh*
kay, eye’l byte - wut is teh YNG in de Nawty Barn?
Ai duz nawt no, Lindsay. Ai has nebber been in teh Nawty Barn wiv teh velcro wall an teh cocktayl bar an Danyull Crayg in his speedos wehr awl the fun fings dat are too rood for teh nice fambly site like ICHC goes awn. An ai does nawt no abowt enny Young Nekkid Guy an why he mite be irning. Cause ai is kleen livin an bery kwiet an shy an wud nawt want to go to enny of dose parties wehr we awl has martoonies an caek an maybe sits awn Danyull Crayg’s lap an Ambercat fites to keep Alan Rickmun for herself.
Sowry ai cannawt be of moar help.
LOL kthx!
BTW, YNG iz de young nekid guy. Fur sum raisen losted tu herstory, he lyks to iron.
wdoi - with daisies on it
instead ub wearing a CHRG(wdoi) sum ub us older ladies favor our swimming cap with the daisies on it. veree fashinabelle.
oh deer eye iz old nuff to bemember swimmin cap wif daysies - mahm maked mee where it!
We needs a drawing party to draw on the new box of CHRG. I draws kittehs and horsies!…
wit Orthus, Chimera, an Hydra
Iz dat dere law firmz?
Naaah. Teh kittehs law furm is Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
Oar Sue’em, Grabbit an Run.
Yay! sumwun hoo watchez CarTalk tu! Dey yuz dat wun all teh tyme.
Orthus, Chimera an Hydra r Cerberus’ sybilngz.
Da law phirmz iz: Sylvester, Garfield and Tom. 1-800-CHAZ-AMBULANZ (Iz toll phree)
Wii can haz Zorba styl Greek dans 4 this?
Opa!
*brakes plate*
Yay! Sowns liek fun! Less brake de plates!
*brakes moar plates*
startz dantzing . . .
OUCH
*starts punching in numbers in tellyfone*
“Hewoh? is dis Siouxim, Grabbem, adn Run? I fink i has a case fur choo.
oopsie forgot to close teh bolds. that wuz sposed to be diskreet cawk to lolyers.
Thanks you are so awsome!!!!!!
But dat kitteh has 4 heads.
Cerberus goggie had 3!
I’m sorry, but dose r da faks!’But dat was a funny comment!
I can has no hard feelings?
We is in Ur tissue bochses being snorgelishus
Hindoo kitteh haz 4 heds so kan be omniscient