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Baby Cerberus Kitty!
Teh cyootniss… Must resist…
*SPLORT*
Ah, heck. I fergotted my CHRG(wdoi). I can haz cleenup on ile 3?
Hi Maus, eye help u cleenup. I canna gib u a CHRG w/doi cauze eye gabe mine tu ittehbittehkitteh in da Stack Cats picher. But eyem sure sumwun will bee long soon wit sum. Heer, eye haz nize blankee fur u. An sum balynntime choclatez.
congrats maus!
and Tribble here are two CHRG w/doi one fur you and one for maus
can I haz sum of the chocolits too?
These kittehs ar so cute, do want!
Fanks. I can haz a dram uv scotch insted uv teh choclits? Iz mornin heer, but it mus be 5:00 sumwear…
It’s 5 o’clock sumwher(just ask Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet)> Here in lolstralia it’s 7:30pm, so yay hav a drink or two
Oh tank u two_kittehs. Plz, ebriwun haz sum balynntime chocolitz, izz beeg heart shaypeded bochs. An renember, on de interwebs dere iz no caloreez!
I iz heer. Ill hab a dram with U Maus.
Oops. Rawng playce!! Mai fawlt. Wood U leik 2 joyn uz in a dram Tribble?
Ai brings teh mop, Maus. Wut wuz it u wuz lookin at? Oh…. Oh mai. Teh floofy widdle babies! Teh liddle earsies! Teh kewt pawsies! Ickle scrunched up faces! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Lucky ai has mai CHRG awn – uh oh, ai tooked it awf dis moarnin to comb mai hare an ai did nawt memember to…..SPLORT!!!!
Ooh… fank goonniss fur teh CHRG (wdoi)! Dis is way too kyoot!
WANT!
Guise. Ai had teh cold an’ used teh Puffs Plus, but dem were nawt nowhar as KYOOT as dese!
Sumwun, kwick, TELL MAH MOMMA 2 LETS ME HAS A KITTUN!
Dear TC&TAC’s Momma
Plz to let him / her has a kittun. Is bery important.
Fanks
Yrs sinss…. synce….. um …. Yrs
TC&TAC’s cheezfrends
FANKOO SJ
Ai will bee shure 2 gib dat 2 mah momma.
“Momma Momma, Ai can has a kittun! Sees, Ai has a NOTE!”
Lubs u, SJ!
Um, sry, eye r noo hear – was ist das CHRG?
Welcum KitKatsMom! A CHRG iz a glove, lyke a medicul glove, dat wii putz on ower headz wen wii seez a particularlee cute picher. Udderwize da cute mayks ower head splode an ower braynes fall owt an maykez a mess dat needs da cleanin up. Dis feenonmimnom known as a *SPLORT*. U can getz a CHRG frum da CCC (cute crash cart). Teh CCC haz meni tingz stocked on it tu mayke u feel bedder after you haz splorted.
Oh, sorri, CHRG stand fur: chicken head rubber glove. Cause it mayke u luk lyke u has a chicken comb on ur headz.
oh tanks u tribble! Eye needs menny…
*goes to CCC and picks up handful of CHRG’s*
TX for the splanashun! I needed it 2 — wot a SPLORT wass.
ai alwayz thoted splort waz sumtin else cuz ai never saw a eggsplunahsuns. ai waz thinking it waz lyke frowing up o.O
*Ahem*
*Assumes lecturing pose*
CHRG stand for “Chicken Head Rubber Glove”. It is a prophylactic device (not that kind of prophylactic– get your mind out of the gutter) used to contain one’s brains when one’s head explodes from the cuteness of a lolcat picture. The afore-mentioned CHRG may also have drawings on it, henceforth to be known as a CHRG (wdoi). The CHRG may be attached to the head with duct tape for added protection.
Thank you.
*Steps down from podium*
Hmmm…
Wut kimds drawings? Jst kewrius…
BTW – dis mispeelin tihng beez HARD!
Welkum tew teh krazinuss KitKatsMom! Teh drawrings can bee ennyfing yoo liek!
An doan’t wurree! Lolspeek getz eezier wiff praktiss!
Whut u meen mispeelin tingz?
U no whut iz RILLI hard, iz aftur u getz used to lolspeak, u tri tu speel da way u used tu. Iz mazing how menni mizztaykes u mayke! An sum tymez u sen sumwun a lolspeak e-male, an dey iz lyke “WTF?” An den u haz tu splain.
Yoor doin fien. After a wile, yool has trubble NOT spellin (and talkin) in lolspeak. Can be embareassin sumtiems…
maics yew tinks, dons hits.
To ansa KitKatsMom’s question, tradishunully teh drawins wuz dun bai Ambercat. Ambercat is enfyuoosiastic but duz nawt has a huge range of artistry, so we wuz limited to teh piggy faces an teh ellyfunkle’s beehines. Howeber, recently we has discubbered a wider range of pickshurs wich ai fink may inklewd teh geeraffs an otter stuffs.
Ohai, KitKatsMom
I haz ekkstra mawps
andz dukkt tayp andz Sharpeez 2
keepz up astettikkz
Awllso habz chokklitt
andz Urll Gray andz Red Zingurr
2 maykz feengz bettah
Needz 2 re-stawk t3h
CCC (Cuteness Crash Cart)
Dayr beez lawtza ‘Sploartz’!
Jack.
OOOO CHAWKLIT! Iz forth fud grup! (Or mebbe fiveth – losed trax)
LOL Miss Dawn! Eye nebber tought uff dem az a prophylactic device. Eye nebber gonna tink uff dem in da sayme wai agin! U haz given mee mye lauph fur da day. Tu bad no wun but cheeze frenz wood unnerstand!
This sunday we was having dinnerz at a friendz place and I said the salad was delishus
and nootrishus…
I ar happeh tu be uv assistents, Tribble.
But iz importunt to rememmer yer mannerz in non-LOLspeek conteckst. Fer instunce, at fansy dinnur party, if yer hoast survs yoo wif obercooked chikin, soggy vegetamabuls, an wine dat taysts like ayrplane fuelz, is berry rude to say in lowd voice “PLEH! DO NOT WANT!”
(Iz OK to say it kwietly to yurself, az long az you at leest TRY sum ob de krappy dinnur.)
An BTW Tribble, joo makes me lol awl teh times, so I ar glad to return teh flavr… I mean favr.
Whi tank u Miss Dawn. Whut a nize ting tu sai!
Eye tink eye needz a tissue. *snif*
But bockz iz phull uff kitteh…
Ah noes how u feel twokittehs – udder day tole my hecat whiles we was eetin garlickee bwead “my bwreaff has a flavr – it iz pleh!” an he luuked at mee n sayz “way tooooo mush time wit ur cheezefrens darlin”.
ROTFLMAO!
Yoo guize iz tooh phunniz!
No 2 gud 2 LOL at wurk!
ohai KKM!
ai is allwaz glad wen sumwun gnu ax’s about teh CHRG(w/doi) an CCC an awl teh tings necesazary fur deefenze of splortage. Ms Dawnz xplanashun berry gud and full of win! Ebben tho ai noes wut most akron…acron…inishules meen, tehy stil maked mee lol, and at teh playz ai werk, ai nedz menny lols.
sumtimes (whispers) ai types lolyer-stuf in lolspeek! Gud ting ai has spel chek. Wood nawt do to tries to divorse sum wun in lol!!!!! Dey nawt bee amoosed….mai bozzes nawt lol at taht, either…..(sigh) noes cents of hoomer. Needz sum of dat spray stuf, naow where did ai puts dat spray…….
jus wate fir sumone tu asek bout de YNG in de Nawty Barn.
*heh heh heh*
kay, eye’l byte – wut is teh YNG in de Nawty Barn?
Ai duz nawt no, Lindsay. Ai has nebber been in teh Nawty Barn wiv teh velcro wall an teh cocktayl bar an Danyull Crayg in his speedos wehr awl the fun fings dat are too rood for teh nice fambly site like ICHC goes awn. An ai does nawt no abowt enny Young Nekkid Guy an why he mite be irning. Cause ai is kleen livin an bery kwiet an shy an wud nawt want to go to enny of dose parties wehr we awl has martoonies an caek an maybe sits awn Danyull Crayg’s lap an Ambercat fites to keep Alan Rickmun for herself.
Sowry ai cannawt be of moar help.
LOL kthx!
BTW, YNG iz de young nekid guy. Fur sum raisen losted tu herstory, he lyks to iron.
wdoi – with daisies on it
instead ub wearing a CHRG(wdoi) sum ub us older ladies favor our swimming cap with the daisies on it. veree fashinabelle.
oh deer eye iz old nuff to bemember swimmin cap wif daysies – mahm maked mee where it!
We needs a drawing party to draw on the new box of CHRG. I draws kittehs and horsies!…
wit Orthus, Chimera, an Hydra
Iz dat dere law firmz?
Naaah. Teh kittehs law furm is Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
Oar Sue’em, Grabbit an Run.
Yay! sumwun hoo watchez CarTalk tu! Dey yuz dat wun all teh tyme.
Orthus, Chimera an Hydra r Cerberus’ sybilngz.
Da law phirmz iz: Sylvester, Garfield and Tom. 1-800-CHAZ-AMBULANZ (Iz toll phree)
Wii can haz Zorba styl Greek dans 4 this?
Opa!
*brakes plate*
Yay! Sowns liek fun! Less brake de plates!
*brakes moar plates*
startz dantzing . . .
OUCH
*starts punching in numbers in tellyfone*
“Hewoh? is dis Siouxim, Grabbem, adn Run? I fink i has a case fur choo.
oopsie forgot to close teh bolds. that wuz sposed to be diskreet cawk to lolyers.
Thanks you are so awsome!!!!!!
But dat kitteh has 4 heads.
Cerberus goggie had 3!
I’m sorry, but dose r da faks!’But dat was a funny comment!
I can has no hard feelings?
We is in Ur tissue bochses being snorgelishus
Hindoo kitteh haz 4 heds so kan be omniscient
Yes u is.
dis commint relates to teh snorgelishusness of teh kittehs. Fetch me teh snorgel snorkel – ai’m goin in!!!1!
but plz not to be wiping Ur noze on us, remember we haz the pointeh endz.
*snif*
4 heds, 1 body? more moufs to nom nom nom cheezburger.
Deese R definitly Schrodinger’s kittehs in teh bawks.
If teh catz mayke mee sneeze, but da catz iz da tishshoe….
Dis forms an unbreakable loop in deh time-space continuum thing. Like becoming your own granmudder….
Iz like teh catissuz all got puld awt at wonce
If u keeps pulling catissuz out, does more pops up?
dat wood be teh bestest funz “k i neez nother kitteh now pleeze!”
pop-up kittehs
pop-up
Ai theenk ai nead a beeger bochs…
Ai think we need a bigger bote . . .
Oh wait. Need bigger bote when has giant shark, not kittehs.
Nebber mind.
Ai thawt uv dat too, bud ai wuz theenkin mor on teh linez uv teh taco bell goggie “Ai theenk ai nead a beeger bochs”
heeeeeer, lizzerd lizzerd lizzerd!
hao did 4 bebe kittehs get in t3h bocks? well, free rly: t3h oranj is on top.
Kittehs is verreh talented at skweezin demselves into bockses mush too small fur deir bodees. I tink is majik.
Is troo. I usedta keep a smallish delibery box from Amazondotcalm sittin next to mah compewter desk. Both of mah kittehs would take turns being mah assistant, which meant that they napped in teh Amazon box while I worked. Wun kitteh was vry small, growed up but petite, teh other was mondo big hunka purrin’ love. It amazed me always that when each was sittin in teh Amazon box, both kittehs fillded it up exactly.
Majic. Kittehs has it.
“mondo big hunka purrin’ love”
FTW!!11!!
That was mah Jethro, who I losted just about a month ago. Pictures of him, let me show u them:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/Jethro
{{{{{{{{{{{lcb}}}}}}}}}} for ur loss. Those are lovly photos – ai particklarly like teh wun on ur breefcase – “boi, has ai had a hard day tudai! Fetch me a martoonie” an teh bag wiv a tail. Teh bags wiv teh tails is bery common ai find.
Like teh bawksis wiv eyes.
I so sorry, lcb. Jethro wuz beeyootiful kitteh. He were lucky to has joo fur a mommeh.
Amazondotcalm maded me laffs! 10Q lolcatburglar!
Luks lik teh Mssr. Jethro wuz a miity fine katz indeed
{{{{{lolcatburglar & jethro}}}}}
Ai had teh mondo big hunka purrin’ lubs 2 … him name were PEACHES.
*sigh*
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Kittehs du haz majic, ai haz noh dowt. N like Franklin sed, “Beer iz pruf dat God lubs us, n wuntz us 2 B happi” kittehs R pruf dat God lubs us, n wuntz us to unnerstan how he feelz ubowt us.
Mah kittehs haf kumfortded mee wen ai wuz sad, n playd wif mee wen ai wuz glad.
Tank u 4 ur web payj wif Jethro (n udder kitteh). Hee wuz hansum mondo hunka purrin’ luv al rite.
Imajun if yew wheel, a purrfektly kyuubed bawks about 6×6x6, nao imajun 15.lbs of Tonya kitteh skweezin hurself into teh bawks. Kittehs apeerz to be mostly exempt from teh lawz of fizix
U noze teh skoolz sez mattur kumz in tree staytz; solyd, likwid and gas. Dehy R rong; dehy missez teh 4th stayt, kitteh! Teh prawpurrtehz ob teh kitteh stayt R dezkribded abub.
It wauz LOLcatburgler who dezkribded tehm!
I can has No-Bell prize?
yoo can haz pullet surprize….dat cloze nuff?
Mmmm… chikken 4 lunchs!
Ur kitteh is bery handsum and snorgelishus,
Thanks fur sharing {{lcb}}
Donch u means “booger box”?
Ha, I makes me laf!
Da Kleeenx peepulz gonna bee upsetted. Dat’s a Kleeenx box, not Puffs Pluzz.
Yes, but teh Kleenix peepuls wasn’t smrt enuff to secyure teh product placement in teh old “Dick, Jane and Salleh” books some of us readed in skool when we was kittens.
Teh kitteh in teh books was nameded “Puff”. I dunno if teh person what did teh cap was thinking of that, but it makes a nice extry reference allda same.
I also dunno if teh Puffs was even around back tehn, which makes teh marketing peeps at Puffs all teh moar jeenius.
Mi nose wood nebber ebber be raw from a cold if’n i had a kitteh kleenexx, howeber, kitteh wood not be 2 hapii, an im sure pointe ends wood come to his rescew sendin me 2 the emer genci rooom for stitches !
Nawt rekumendid fr peepulz wutz ulergik tu kitteh ahyr. Srsly. U wur warnd.
DO WANT!!!
Nao Iz Allergik 2 Tissews 2
Yes. Dis not very funneh to dose with kitteh allergehs.
PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS!!! Putting kittens in a tissue box is CRUEL!! They could get PAPER CUTS, which can be fatal to cats because their skin is POROUS!!!
OK, I’m done now.
*snickr*
Brillyunt Miss D. Ah neerlee gib U a “kare troll” bote 4 dhis!
Dangerous for the kitteh, and danggerous to the person who grabs a kitteh-tissue and finds 10 pointy ends on their nose, PLUS the kitteh teeths embedded there!
Soft. strng N popsup 2!
Kitytissue iz maid 4 U
Kittehs amaze me with their ability to squeeze into such odd places. Such a cute kitteh-ball.
ai cee teh kyutenessess, but mai nawt-secund thawt wen ai saw dis was…
plz not to beez splortin ur noze on us, kthxbai!
thus ai wus sabed form teh hed-splort bai teh noze-splort…
Teh oringe wuns is poysin fur nosis tue?
Dey makes U smell rainbows everywhere. Very pleasant poysun- can’t get enuff.
Cap’n Kirk, Ah’m a wee bit afraid we’ve ‘ad a transporter malfoonction.
“Mr. Scott, U be telling me that the transpoeter malfunkshuned, and turned 1 kitteh into 4 of dem? Put Yeoman Rand in da transporter, then send da results to ma kabin. THEN youse may ficks da machineri.
LOL Cookie’s human! But Kurk gonna haz tu deel wit awl doez pursunalitees!
U tinks de haz spilt persunaliteez lyke da goggie on ihasahotdog.com?
(eyem tryin hear Tofu!)
Behbee Kittehz knoez
t3h bestest playsez 4 Napz.
Dey awll feenkz alyke
No matturr howz beeg
or smawll. Behbee Kittehz fill
ennee spayss kwyte well
Coddz beez a cup, or
boal, or tisshew bawkz. Dey fillz
t3h spawtz in Ur hart
Jack.
Aw Jack, berri nize! Eye tink eye needz anodder tisshew. *snif*
But da bawks iz stil phull uff kitteh!
Those of us who live it itty bitty ingerland will have seen the Andrex goggie adverts. Is this the answer from kittex?
tells us ober in Merry Kah about teh kmershul. soundz funnee.
Hmm… lessee. Involves teh toilet roll an teh kewt lab puppy (dat’s labrador puppy, nawt puppy from laboratory, caretrolls). Lab puppy awlways gettin tangled up in loo roll an trekkin it froo teh hows. Normally endz up wiv small hyoomin person sat awn loo wiv no loo roll an puppy wrappd up like a mummy. Is supposed to demonstrate taht Andrex is a) soft (because puppy likes it – ??) an b) lawng.
Duz nawt show puppy’s owner havin to cleer up 150 miles of toilit paper an pic up lawts of broken ornimints an small kid screemin as wiped bum on towel insted an mudder fewriyuss. Puppy is kewt but nawt sure why u wud assosceate puppy wiv loo roll.
I tink becuz dey is bofe sawftee. We has simi… simme… almost teh same commershul in Merry Ka, but wit a golden lab puppeh, an I fergits wut kind of toylit paper it’s fur.
Goggie fur toilet paper – WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plz do nawt try dis at home, thxbai.
a marketing triumf- everybodee remembers teh puppeh , no one rememberz teh brand of TP
iz sharmin
noep, Charmn haz de cartoonie baers. softee pupgoggie lieks cottin-l. duznt steele tp, onlee plaes wif
Kawz Lab re door puppee abwot as klebir az a roll ob paypurr?
Aww, fer shame p4t. Lab re door puppees is teh kewt. Ok dey is nawt teh britest bulbs awn teh tree, but dey is kewt. Is moar dan u can say for Paris Hilton after awl.
Insomnia treatment grupe. Problem be solved!
MommaCat has clearly slept around. Kittehs have not same baby daddy.
happie-niss is piel of warm kittehs–want!
yesh – dis be a danjerusmus ting tu do-hab allmos splorted on teh puter cuple ov timz
dis commentz not warz it supposed to be – y dere no “takes it back!!!” button?
wtf more headz dan bodyz
New Kitssues make sure you get a facefull of kyoot with every sneeze!
1 ub mai tabbie kittehs lubs teh boxxes.
Wonce mai hubbie shows me the kleenex box I left on da bedd. I didn know whii he showed me the boxx until I sees one goldy catseye peekking outed.
She’s a Biiiig Cat. It was naught a biiig boxx.
Cat majik. She has it.
“Now with extra floof!”
*splort*
i <3 da kettehs!
So Sweet. I just wonder about the one on the bottom in the box we cannot see.
u supozed tew speek lyke dis louanne!!!! iz lolspeak. plz to b lerning it now. most pepul lern it fer dis an uther stuffz