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Cookie's human

Thank Ceiling Cat I have my dollbaby and my bodyguard wid me!

Cookie's human

Its just a shadow on the wall, everyone. Go back to sleep. Wait there’s another shadow moving in the kloset, and another shadow moving under da bed…..

Cookie's human

Okay everyone - into da kar - NOW!!!!!!

rodney dill

fear… is zounds liek… Boing boing boing

…Oh just stoopid kitteh wid bloo fuzzy toy…

onceajinx

R a slitelee damp rawkoon!

 
 
kitkay

congratzes, C.’s human!!! Whut kinda danses yoo want? how ’bout wii coold putt on monster costumez an danse like teh Wild Things in Maurice Sendack’s book?

Cookie's human

I always welkomes a chance to dress in costume!

 
Miss Dawn

Let teh wyld rumpus begin!

 
 
 
 
stend

“the breathing noise is coming from within the blanket !!!”

 
 
Romeow

I fink dere’s a monsta unner teh bed.

emma

Nah. Mosta be next to joo!

rodney dill

I fink we is gonna needz a bigger bed

cSmall

!KITTIE!!!

monsturrs inc! yu wont beleev yer eye!

 
Teho

…ya, an I wuz tinkin Monstrs Ink.

 
 
 
 
 
Maus

Nah. Iz just Sully an Mike.

devilbunnies

I can haz Scully und Mulder?

devilbunnies

Borked reply-should go under “It’s just Scully and Mike” in order to be funny.

devilbunnies

And now it is. Damn you Word Press!!!!!!

 
kitkay

i fot yoo meened Sully an Dr. Mike…frum teh “Leetle Doc on teh Prayree” show. (butt i didn’t git it, cuz i doan ‘bemember dem bein’ unner teh bed togever. 0_o!)

Maus

I meanded James P. “Sully” Sullivan and Mike Wazowski, teh top scarererers at Monsters, Inc.

“We scare because we care”.

 
 
 
 
 
kitkay

Naw, naugt a monster….iz just Chuck N…..OMG…..it’s Chuck Norrisss—–Get into teh………………………………………………..

 
 
jzimbert

Do not want Dutch Oven!

stend

please - fart jokes are behind us now …

Phoenix

Lolz. Literally behind us….

 
Romeow

I doan wanna heer enny moar bout f**t jokes.

*snicker*

cSmall

wai? fart jokes r a blast!

*3musketeers*

 
 
Romeow

I’m sensing dat dere iz trubble brewing.

catawba

Dais awewais funniez, schmellies, but funniez!!

Romeow

Catawba, U smellz sumpfin?
He hoo smelt it, delt it.

 
kat

he hoo denide it supplide it….

(channeling inner 3rd gradester….upolog..alpogg…sorree to 3rd gradesters ebberware)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

I hates teh fings dat goes bump in teh nite!

Cookie's human

Angels and ministers of grace protect us!

emma

O wait . . . you said angles . . . . lol

miss foots

No, can’t has mitt romnee, mus hab Micain (who has lotsa kittehs), Huckabee or Ronpoll.
nless u izz a democat

emma

LOLz . . . me and mai goggeh be habin Obama . . .

 
 
 
Romeow

Mitts Nomnee? Nooooo!

He putted hims goggie on top ov teh car and drove twelve hours! Goggie pooped, so he stopped and hosed off teh car and the goggie, and continued on wif teh fambly vacashun.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1638065,00.html

kitkay

i have seen this referenced seberal thymes on ICHC, butt, pleez allow me too make this observation: this story looks like unsubstansheated heersay, as yoo will note by carefull reeding: those hoo commented on it in the artikal do knot comment on the veracity of the story, they just talk about whut it wood meen if the story were troo. Eye doan bleev ebberyfing eye reeds on teh press, ’specially when no sources are given.

 
Msfolly

AwK!

I looked this up on snopes.com and it is TRUE! Romney did transport a dog on top of his car…

Here is the link
http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/dog.asp

Snopes is a GREAT way to figure out hype from truth. I use it all the time on the dumb emails I get.

Romeow

Here’s the linkie to Snopes about Huckerbee’s son killing a dog at Boy Scout Camp and getting fired for it.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/huckabee/dog.asp

 
kitkay

well, thanks 4 teh link, Msfolly, and 4 teh tip about snopes N general. Certainly teh Boston Globe artikle wuz less inflamatory than teh won kwoting PETA.

It’s hard 2 imagine that Mit would intentionally B Krewel 2 his dawg or 2 enny other living kreeshur; I have know the Romneys 4 menny yrs, and, in my experience, he has been very kind. THis cood have been an error ob jujement on his part–though I noted that he built a wind shelter around the pet carrier–so I dunno, I can’t juge.

My big, sweet labby usta luv going 4 rides in teh back ob my parents’ pick-up truck on there farm, butt I sea that this is illegal. And I do also regularly hose my goggie off when I gibs hymn a baff an a shampoo–(he gets smelly, an is 2 big 4 teh bafftub!). I also hose off my car when it gets dirty.

Naught to excuse Mit, becuz wii must consider if the goggie wuz 1) in danger, 2) uncomfortable, and 3) not allowed enuf potty-brakes.

Even if he made an error in judgement, I doan fink this is a sign of his “coldness”. BTW, I naught vote 4 Mitt–even tho he issa frend–becuz I hab different vues than him. But Mitt is O.K.

 
 
 
tresgatos

youz no want mitt romney. ask his irish setter.

annyluvsprintie

Maybee aise got it rong, being forrin an awl, but didn’t Romney juss resign, or concede or whatever joo call it? Ai thot that was on teh news tonite.

mary O'Spockn

yup. gave up teh baddul fur teh nominayshun much eurlier tooday.

 
 
 
 
Cookie's human

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!

 
 
 
Cheshire

Sumtink unter da bed ish droolin, littal kitteh.

Cookie's human

LOVED Calvin. Wish he were mine.

cheshirepat

ai think ai’m daiting him…sumtimz not so grate, akshulee… ;-)

Cookie's human

Does Hobbes come with the deal?

 
 
mimzoid

an awl hiz snowman creashuns too!
those are berry scarry!

 
 
 
Annie

Ai will hug him an skweez him an cawl him jorj!

annyluvsprintie

Yup, dat kitteh luks liek himz bein skweezed, 4 shure.

Let himz go!

 
 
My

poor scared kitteh! Dolly and I will keeps you safe!

miss foots

tat’s wy I izzz skeered

 
 
Tribble

Maybee if eye scare da leetul gurl intu tinkin dat der iz sumphin scaree owt dere, she let mee go. Hope shee don’t scream in mye ear furst.

kitkay

maybee if eye calms teh leetul gurl down wiff my kat-like charmz,
she will relax an juss snorgle miii……
mmmmmm….soundz nyce!!

 
 
Romeow

Wen teh dawn cums
tonite will b a memory too
and a noo dai will begin

Ambercat

Meemreeeeeeeeeeeeesss!!!!!
Nawt a sown form teh paaaaaaaaaaaaayvmiiiiiiint!!!!!

Romeow

Yeah Ambercat!

Y hab such a lubly boyce. Iz alwais a speshul dai wen u serenade us!

Fanks Ambercat!

Ambercat

Tankyuverreemush, Ai’s heer awl week!

 
 
 
 
KickahaOta

Kitteh seems quite tense.
If there’s any noise at all,
“popcat” will ensue.