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Thank Ceiling Cat I have my dollbaby and my bodyguard wid me!
Its just a shadow on the wall, everyone. Go back to sleep. Wait there’s another shadow moving in the kloset, and another shadow moving under da bed…..
Okay everyone – into da kar – NOW!!!!!!
fear… is zounds liek… Boing boing boing…
…Oh just stoopid kitteh wid bloo fuzzy toy…
R a slitelee damp rawkoon!
congratzes, C.’s human!!! Whut kinda danses yoo want? how ’bout wii coold putt on monster costumez an danse like teh Wild Things in Maurice Sendack’s book?
I always welkomes a chance to dress in costume!
Let teh wyld rumpus begin!
“the breathing noise is coming from within the blanket !!!”
I fink dere’s a monsta unner teh bed.
Nah. Mosta be next to joo!
I fink we is gonna needz a bigger bed
wher Miek Ozowskee?
!KITTIE!!!
monsturrs inc! yu wont beleev yer eye!
Acshually I wuz finkin of JAWS ref.
…ya, an I wuz tinkin Monstrs Ink.
Nah. Iz just Sully an Mike.
I can haz Scully und Mulder?
Borked reply-should go under “It’s just Scully and Mike” in order to be funny.
And now it is. Damn you Word Press!!!!!!
i fot yoo meened Sully an Dr. Mike…frum teh “Leetle Doc on teh Prayree” show. (butt i didn’t git it, cuz i doan ‘bemember dem bein’ unner teh bed togever. 0_o!)
I meanded James P. “Sully” Sullivan and Mike Wazowski, teh top scarererers at Monsters, Inc.
“We scare because we care”.
Naw, naugt a monster….iz just Chuck N…..OMG…..it’s Chuck Norrisss—–Get into teh………………………………………………..
Do not want Dutch Oven!
please – fart jokes are behind us now …
Lolz. Literally behind us….
I doan wanna heer enny moar bout f**t jokes.
*snicker*
wai? fart jokes r a blast!
*3musketeers*
Dey r a gas!
I’m sensing dat dere iz trubble brewing.
Dais awewais funniez, schmellies, but funniez!!
Catawba, U smellz sumpfin?
He hoo smelt it, delt it.
he hoo denide it supplide it….
(channeling inner 3rd gradester….upolog..alpogg…sorree to 3rd gradesters ebberware)
I hates teh fings dat goes bump in teh nite!
Angels and ministers of grace protect us!
I can has Mitt Romney?
O wait . . . you said angles . . . . lol
No, can’t has mitt romnee, mus hab Micain (who has lotsa kittehs), Huckabee or Ronpoll.
nless u izz a democat
LOLz . . . me and mai goggeh be habin Obama . . .
Mitts Nomnee? Nooooo!
He putted hims goggie on top ov teh car and drove twelve hours! Goggie pooped, so he stopped and hosed off teh car and the goggie, and continued on wif teh fambly vacashun.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1638065,00.html
i have seen this referenced seberal thymes on ICHC, butt, pleez allow me too make this observation: this story looks like unsubstansheated heersay, as yoo will note by carefull reeding: those hoo commented on it in the artikal do knot comment on the veracity of the story, they just talk about whut it wood meen if the story were troo. Eye doan bleev ebberyfing eye reeds on teh press, ’specially when no sources are given.
AwK!
I looked this up on snopes.com and it is TRUE! Romney did transport a dog on top of his car…
Here is the link
http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/dog.asp
Snopes is a GREAT way to figure out hype from truth. I use it all the time on the dumb emails I get.
Here’s the linkie to Snopes about Huckerbee’s son killing a dog at Boy Scout Camp and getting fired for it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/huckabee/dog.asp
well, thanks 4 teh link, Msfolly, and 4 teh tip about snopes N general. Certainly teh Boston Globe artikle wuz less inflamatory than teh won kwoting PETA.
It’s hard 2 imagine that Mit would intentionally B Krewel 2 his dawg or 2 enny other living kreeshur; I have know the Romneys 4 menny yrs, and, in my experience, he has been very kind. THis cood have been an error ob jujement on his part–though I noted that he built a wind shelter around the pet carrier–so I dunno, I can’t juge.
My big, sweet labby usta luv going 4 rides in teh back ob my parents’ pick-up truck on there farm, butt I sea that this is illegal. And I do also regularly hose my goggie off when I gibs hymn a baff an a shampoo–(he gets smelly, an is 2 big 4 teh bafftub!). I also hose off my car when it gets dirty.
Naught to excuse Mit, becuz wii must consider if the goggie wuz 1) in danger, 2) uncomfortable, and 3) not allowed enuf potty-brakes.
Even if he made an error in judgement, I doan fink this is a sign of his “coldness”. BTW, I naught vote 4 Mitt–even tho he issa frend–becuz I hab different vues than him. But Mitt is O.K.
youz no want mitt romney. ask his irish setter.
Maybee aise got it rong, being forrin an awl, but didn’t Romney juss resign, or concede or whatever joo call it? Ai thot that was on teh news tonite.
yup. gave up teh baddul fur teh nominayshun much eurlier tooday.
From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
Sumtink unter da bed ish droolin, littal kitteh.
LOVED Calvin. Wish he were mine.
ai think ai’m daiting him…sumtimz not so grate, akshulee…
Does Hobbes come with the deal?
an awl hiz snowman creashuns too!
those are berry scarry!
Ai will hug him an skweez him an cawl him jorj!
Yup, dat kitteh luks liek himz bein skweezed, 4 shure.
Let himz go!
poor scared kitteh! Dolly and I will keeps you safe!
tat’s wy I izzz skeered
Maybee if eye scare da leetul gurl intu tinkin dat der iz sumphin scaree owt dere, she let mee go. Hope shee don’t scream in mye ear furst.
maybee if eye calms teh leetul gurl down wiff my kat-like charmz,
she will relax an juss snorgle miii……
mmmmmm….soundz nyce!!
Wen teh dawn cums
tonite will b a memory too
and a noo dai will begin
Meemreeeeeeeeeeeeesss!!!!!
Nawt a sown form teh paaaaaaaaaaaaayvmiiiiiiint!!!!!
Yeah Ambercat!
Y hab such a lubly boyce. Iz alwais a speshul dai wen u serenade us!
Fanks Ambercat!
Tankyuverreemush, Ai’s heer awl week!
Kitteh seems quite tense.
If there’s any noise at all,
“popcat” will ensue.
pwnd
oh HAI ku!
I C ded hoomins!
O wayt…her just sleepin.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/18/she-out-cold-get-mah-sharpie/
LOLZ!
Ai wuz gonna sai dat!!
Win!
Too funny!
HALP! Hers is skweezin teh stuffin owt ob me!!!!!
Iz taht a fayse in teh wallpapers?
An ai’m shure ai heared somethin BREEVIN.
Ai goes downstayrs naow, k?
I seez dead peoplez!
We kin callz 911?
Com over rite awai.
Kthxbai.
She iz kallin me Georg!!!
kitteh: daon chew worry, my leetle human-gurl, monsters R knot reel–dey’s awl in yer hed!
leetel gurl: OOOhhh nooooesss–awl da montherz R in my hed!!! halp!!!! kitteh, yoo stay wiff mii an protekt mii wiff yore poynty enths!!!
k ai luv u 2 .. k u kn let goh nao .. kinda startyn 2 hurtz ..
Did you heer dat?
I fink she had beans fr dinnr.
I guess we know who killed JonBenet–it was the cat.
Yeah, a cat with a taser. Nice. Tasteful, even.
No worries, kitty. The little girl has you…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/dont-worriez-i-haz-u/
The picture in that link always makes me want to take a nap.
Well, LOTS of things make me want to take a nap, but the “smiles” on the kittehs’ faces especially make me want to take a nap and smile right along with them!
Nyte tyme Kitteh habz
verreh impoartant jawb. 2
keepz Mawnsturrz away
Mawnsturrz canz hydez owt
enneewaryz andz ebbeewayrz,
but prefurr Klawzettz
Mawnsturrz awllso lykez
shaddoz andz undurr t3h bed.
Muss lykes Duss Bunnehz
Kittehz canz reelakkz
compleetlee whyle uddurrz sleep
andz dreem wundruss dreemz
Jack.
FANTASTIC
A genius in disguise
DOAN FED GREMLINS AFTR MIDNITE!
OMG! ITS AH FREEKING HARTBEET.
wow!! that little girl look identical 2 me when i was little!!! WEIRD!!!
oh noes! teh lolrus has come for teh bukkit!!!1!