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Palynndrome:
i prefer pi
Not even march 14th yet…
?wuts mar14? dai ob pie?
mar15=ides ob march
mar17=st patricks dai
mar20=spring (liars!)
mar21=gud flyday
Most importantly:
mar18-23 Werld Figger Skaytn champeeonshps!!
3/14 is pi day (something some elementary schools celebrate for math)
(also more importantly my oldest daughter’s birthday)
3/14 is Teh Lburt ainsTine’s bday, we likes it much heer! Mai hoomin mama tinks he cyut cuz she studee teh relu – ralla – um, space-time-continuum theery as a kitten.
Lburt ainsTine
heddesk*
e=mcsquaredguy
But ober heer it be 14/3. Donut works.
So, insted, be veree close to Pythagoras constant day. Mebbe nawt as eggsiting as pie, but hay…
SKWARE ROOT OF 2 DAE
Then yew muzt wait fur 22/7 (value used in ancient Egypt, =3.14286 — is preety close akshually)
Dandit!
Dem Gypians wur smart!
- iz mus be ‘caz of all dem kittehz.
Any hoomanz hoo wurshipz kittehz iz prety smart, yez?
FAIL!
Dis waz ’bout publis’ Gyptian trivia up abov…
I comments in teh wron plaz.
ooh ooh kittehlurve !!!!! do me a fabbor wood u ????? memeindz me wen teh Ice Skatin Championships r on wood u ???? I allus forgetz about wat time an wen dey r awn ……an ai lovez teh icce skatin…….
woood be nise to watches dem frum teh beginnin, stead ov catchin teh last 20 minitz !!!!
fanks !!
wer is u? is u in CBC land? go 2 http://www.cbc.ca/sports/figureskating. u can has teh hole brodcast skedul. u has eggspressvu? order “CBC Country Canada” nao. tahts wer moast ob teh skaytn is. eggstra $2.50/munth. will b gud furr teh Olimpics furr teh wachin jimnastiks 2!
is u in US? tehn NBC, Style n ESPN is wer teh skaytin is. http://www.usfigureskating.org/Event_TV_Schedule.asp is teh brodcask skedul furr tehre.
donut werry. i cannt b kwiet abowt skaytin!
o luk. heer it is. grrrrrrr.
Does ice skatin inclood brian boitano?? South Park makes a furny song bout him
salleh, see mai poast @ teh bottum. i has prollems wif werdpress.
Eye member whyn da Ize Syaytin’ Chapunshyps wuz on wood. Da metal skytes dae wurks much betta…
The ides of March are the 13th. As my old latin teacher used to say:
“In April, March, October, May,
The nones come on the seventh day.
And the ides on the 13th”
The Roman calendar was ridiculously complicated.
Ode to Morie, teh cat in pikshure-
weeehn teh floof hitz yore ey like a beeeeeeeeeg pizza pi
tahts our Morie
wehn gushy fuds mek you drool jus lyek pasta fazool
tahts our Morey
Wen yoo danz doon teh streeet like a clowd on yore feets
tahts our Morie…
sing along to sillybrate Tribblbels nawt 2nd
i yused my faek creatib lisense to naem teh kitteh Morie. I no sumbuddy’s gonna hugz hims, adn skweez hims adn naem himz Georj latuh own, but tahtz hard to rime. adn i’m lazee.
k i will hug hims n skweez hims n call hims Morie ensted
ob Georj. taht will nawt maek me luvs him lesses.
wayt i gotta finds mai akordeean.
okay, you go geddid adn meet us at teh corner of JCH40K Boolevard adn JCH40K Boolevard,
yikes, its an accordian- get in teh car!
butt it gows wif teh muzik!
i knows. i wuz tryin to bee teh funnee.
i ‘m reealy glad chure bringin teh akkordjun.
reely is approprprpr um fits the muzic
purrfekly.
sew wuz i.
I has a happy, mememberin mai weddin recep… resetsh… party. We had a gye playin teh akkordion an singin Eye-talian sawngs, an dat wuz wun uv em!
Tribble: I woold rlly like to no how yoo do this; yoo haz a super-genius abilty wiff teh palandromedas–how doo yoo come by such a savant-isch talent in making pally-drums? I fink I wood haffta fink a hole lot just 2 come up wiff won. Corse, I cood just get a list ob sum good wons, and reefer to it, and eben memorize sum; and I never tryed to do it on my own—maybe it’z a skill, like playing teh pie-any or speekin jerman. Butt I doubt it, I fink yoo mush hab a “speshul” brain that is dubble-joined ore sumpfin, to see fings forward and backwards at teh same time.
pi = in mah belleh
i fink he eeted teh boxes ob teh peetza pi, two
an maybe the delivery guy 2
and his car
and the kid on the sidewalk
and the squirrel who wasn’t looking
and the ball on the lawn
and the next door doggeh’s kibbles
and he would have eated the birdy but he couldn’t sit up anymore
Mr. Creosote cat!
would you like a mint? It’s only wafer thin!
*takes cover behind upended table*
concatumakashuns, tribble, on ur nawt-secundsees!
pi kitteh mebbe has hads too mush pie?
Eye wuz tinkin sayme ting, an wrote it az u posted it. GMTA!
Oh an tank u!
Congratulations Tribble on being not- second!
I think this picture is not just kitteh who has had too many tuna merangue – PEOPLE BEWARE – This is a kitteh BATTLE CRUISER!!!!! And it has extended its landing gear!!!!! And its starboard lazer has been activated!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
Note: Fortchnately, Battle Cruiser be easily distracted by sound of kan opener.
great skott! itz a KBC 1701-k kwik, get in teh shuddlecraft!
*luks down*
OH NOES, AI IS WARIN TEH RED SHIRT !!!!1!1!!
ummmmmm. you mite wanna change dat. your last naem iznt kowalski, izzit?
o noes! too late.
SJ’s ded, Jim
but not as we know it!
Kwik tri da kordrazeen injekshun!
*hands hypospray to mimzoid*
I’z a Doktor nawt a magishun!!!
(kawling Dr. Tinycat, to Sik Bae on teh dubble!)
fweeeessssh- hypo spray administered.
*crash* wild trhrashing about of bridge krew as ICHC 1701K hits Sumthingoruther in spayce.
“OHNOES! I’b injektud myself wif the qwadrotriticaylee kordrazeen soluahun!
I yam turning into a-”
to bee continuyed….
soluahun=solushun (cat like typing detekted)
i baekd u a pi, but i eeted it.
Lukz lyke kitteh bin eatin tu mush pi!
rite! u reads mah mahnd
Sry, din mean tu reepete two_kitteh_limit. Eye wuz typing whyle she wuz postin!
GMTA!
ur so nice tribble…but jus one fing u is wrong bout…
[flips self ober an duble-cheks...]
two_kitteh_limit ish a HE!
ZOMG!! Eye sew sorri!! Eye nebber inntenshonallee mayke dat mizztake!! PLZ tu bee fugivin mee?!
iz eezee to maek dat mis stake…..wee fink uv da kittehlurvers to beez femail peeplz. Mai ecs hubby an mai now boifrend are boff hudge cat lubbers, but eberywun finks da tree catz iz all mien. Nawt! Onlee wun iz mien!!!!
Hai Tribble – an congarats az alwaiz as yoo continyoo to astawnd uz awl wif teh palindromes. Hau DOOOO you doo it??
Ai am attempting to compile a list – sort of a “who iz what” list – an ai must say – iz offen quite hard. Sumtimes ai just guessing frum hau they uze tehhe words. Ai’ll poast mai “findings” wehn ai get bak – an ebbreewun can hav a gud laff!!
tribble, u ibs compl…campl…all teh wai forgibben…nao wee go cee nudder kitteh lol pikchure togebber, kthxbai!
U arz wut u eetz. Pi kitteh aetz pi, nao pi kitteh IZ pi.
“But I don’t want to be a pie!”
*Chicken Run*
let’s not lose our heads!
but i dont lyke grayvee!
Yore nayme iz inigo montoya??? Yu mazhed sum potaytoz!! Prepare to dine??!!
Eekwulz UPAWKSIMETLEE 3.14159
Nerd Cat sez
Expreshins fo PI to 6 sigfigs is nawt exhakt enuff
Smartt kitteh nos pi iz teensy bit morr thn 3.141592653589793238462643383279
Jus a teesy bit, tho. Dis exhakt enuff tu gif Erth’s orbit tu wifin an Angstrom, iff u no teh exhakt dyameter.
Furthr proof teh caek is a lie…
Dere b no nom-nom-nom-ber dat reprsnt caek.
Butt dere b a nom-nom-nom-ber dat reprsnt pi(e).
Caek=0
Pi(e)=3.14159265…
Hoo noo maffs culd b so tastee n nootrishus?
Maffs habs teh dnom-nom-nominayturz.
caek lies 2 u to get what it wants
palynndrome:
a danish custard – drat such sin, Ada
“Y u kalz yr kitteh ‘Ada’?”
“Kuz shi ada kusterd, ada pi, ada kaek, ada ise kreem koen….”
Portal FTW!
…man, taht gaem shows up ebberywere but it didn’t look taht fun to me. :S
Pie are NOT sqayered.
Wun dai I’m gonna maek a skware pie, jest so I can sai “Pie ar skwared!”
Pie are round
Cornbredd r skware.
Browneez too.
nice kweem is wuteber shaep u wants!
Skuze me, but cormbred ar rownd. Makez n cassirn skelett.
yup.
“To figure the area covered by a cat, the formula is simple.” Pie are skwared. Not work now.
broad in th3 beem….i haz it
sum ob us has eggstra keel!
EZ as….
Weebl and Bob will be envious.
ha ha ha! specially since dey found the square pie company too,
ooooh, i lubs mii sum weebl ‘n’ bob!
wen kum bak, bring pie.
…wanker
Dew yea guize in teh US know what “wanker” meens???
Iz Britspeek for “jerkoff”.
Berry wude!
Oh mai. Ai wuz close, butt nawt qwite rite.
ai wuz nawt meenin’ to be wude. i prawmiss. i noes wut it meenz, but ai wuz just kwoatin’ frum w&b. sorree iffin’ i awffindid enneewun!
Circumference… I has it in spades.
kitteh be needin spayde to pry himz awf ov kowch priddee suun!
mebbe kitteh already spayded?
U shoor dat’s nawt a sheep? So big an floofy!
Cute Fattie Kitteh Gets All Pie He Wants!
Wen we tellz kitteh tu hallz a$$, it tayks her 2 tripz?
265358979323846264338……
That’s very good!
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a very old Dutch rhyme where the length of the word corresponds to the decimal of pi. Add 33 for good measure and you’ve got 25 decimals.
I know decimals 26-35 as well: 83279 50288
but from there it gets kinda hazy.
i knew those at one point. when i was in high school i had a math teacher whose birthday was on pi day, march 14, so whoever knew the most decimals in pi got like a bunch of extra points. it was me
haha
Ai fink a tu-letr wurd goes between teh “als” n teh “hij” buut ai aint got u klu wut it wud b. Dutch… ai no haz dem.
Voluminous Kitteh — 4/3 pi R cubed… I haz it
I would say that the kitteh is more of cylinder than a sphere
so kitteh volume=pi Rsquare H
R= radius of the kitteh girth
H= length from top of the tail to the base of the tayl
We will be ignoring kitteh tayl for this calculation,
Volume of the tayl<<than volume of the kitteh
You can add this is in for a more accurate calculation
by assuming the tayl to be cylindrical
But whut bout da head, earz, an leggz?
Iz a good first approximation, we can add the head and the legz along with the tayl for more accurite calculashuns
of course I are assuming this be a kitteh on earth,
we wuld have to consider relativistic effects for a star trek kitteh.
Calculashuns bery important while designing the monorail kitteh.
‘specially for round trip.
*headdesk*
*fasepaw*
Musst rememembr kitteh bery, bery komplex shaap. Alszo keeepz chanjin shaap as himz streeetchez n kurlz up.
Ai sugest saam methud Arkimedez uzd: fill bukkit wif likwid (water — kitteh not liek, maaby milk, insted?) thin tel kitteh iz cheezburger in teh bukkit. Kitteh goz in teh bukkit, slishin n splashin milk ekwal tu kitteh voluum. Turn on kan openr, so kitteh git owt uv bukkit, den meshur hoow mush milk splasht owt. Wah-lah! Ekwal tu kitteh voluum.
Ai kno, ai kno — iz messie, n der r sum detayls tu wurk owt, but dis teknik haz promiss.
adn taek into akownt dat teh kitteh is POROUS, so yew must hug adn sqweeze teh kitteh adn meshure teh absorbededed likqwed.
good luk.
YORE EEK UH
Butt wayt!!! Kittehs R likwid!
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/09/liquid-cat/
Assoom a sferical cat…
Iz dat inclewdin teh floof? U must adjust for teh floof, iz nawt governd bai teh normal laws of fizziks.
we ignorz the floof too, these be calculashuns for floofless kitteh
anyways that what fizzists does, ignores what themz can’t calculate easily.
:goes in the corner and starts thinking about how to include the floof.,
Whut iff floof iz whet? Den izz not floofie n e moar!
Jus doan be puttin da kitteh in da tub an den measurin da lyne uff water wit da kitteh in eet an wit da kitteh owt. And den catulaytin da dipherenze. Da kitteh no lyke. Dey did dat on Numb3rz. Izz gud show.
did it wif a kitteh? oar wif summfing elze?
De did wif deaded wouman and figgered owt how big da murdereer wuz by da lyne in da watur dat hit da towel. Personalee, eye tink da towel cud haz abbysorbed sum wader, but den dey no haz stori.
Two_kittens.
WHAT A THREAD!
great!
thanks Msfolly!
Wayt, phizzikz eggsnorez wut de canna catculayte?? Sew it duz not haz Spock lyke precishon!
fascinayting. I knewed it awl along…
ware’s sumwun wif teh b0rg presishun? caalling Cookiees Hyuman!
tohse b0rg could probubly hep you wif the sphericul naychure ob this kitteh.
yesh, but den wii wud awl hafs too asseemilleeate, an’ cheezfrenz wud be nawt funnee no moar!
akshully fizzicist make approximashuns all the tyme, but U haz to be smart about them
fur example it ar OK to treat the earth as a pt when Uz is considering planetary motions
but not if you wants predict weather patterns on da earthz.
Taht is troo, two_kittehs.
An tohse of us hoo has to do teh fizziks maeks teh gross aproximashuns alla tiem wehn duz not matter (reed: in werd probbums not relevant to reel life, example: horse = sfeere.)
Akshully, dis cat iz oblate spheroid liek MnM.
Towtallee OT:
N e Star Trek phanz, go ober tu ihasahotdog.com, de haz a Star Trek picher up rite now!
Besides Xtra floofiness, dis kitteh can has teh most byootiful bicolor eyz. DO WANT
Mite be haf def tho?
I went to geeky skul (perhaps cheezfrens have heard uv it: uni of misery-rolla
Da marchin band had a cheer for de bery bery bad futball team
“Dx dx
Dx dy
Secant cosine tangent sine
3.14159
PV = nRT
Come on Miners victory
Den sumwun wrote a letter saying dat de cheer shouldn’t have de IDEAL gas law (since nutten ’bout da band or futball team was ideal) but should have have the integral for calculating R instead.
Geekiness: i exude it.
aw, itz kyute.
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
De be 10 types of peeps: da ones dat understand binary, and da ones dat don’t
If I see DEAD peeps, how many does I see?
57005
Yay! dere be more geekies here!
Geeky joke: a math peep, a scientist peep, and an enjaneer peep have to find out da volume of a ball
Da maff peep models da ball wif calculus
Da scientist peep sticks da ball in water and measure da difference in volume
Da enjaneer peep looks at da model number and calls da factory!
2B OR NOT 2B = FF
sigh. luks like we had a geek hating troll! We knewed it wuz stoopy.
calling teh CCC cart ober frum nuther page wif (cue dramatical myusik)
Dunh
, dunh
. DUNH Fyumi Gator!!!
Fyumi Gaytor is fumigating.
(lolspeak off)
An engineering student is walking alongside a pond and hears a voice saying, “Down here!!”
He looks down and sees a frog. The frog says, “You must help me! I am a beautiful princess cursed by a witch. If you kiss me, I will turn back into a princess, fall in love, marry you.”
So the engineer reaches down, grabs the frog, and puts her in his pocket and starts to walk home.
The frog says, “Don’t you want to kiss me?”
The engineer says, “No, I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is really cool!”
Ohai, Mary O’S.
I borried yor alleygaytor. Der wuz a witch, see.
LCB maded us a witch but Fyumi eeted it!
If Fyumi be pikkin liddel bits uv poyntee hata an stripey sox owf uv her teefs, nao yoo noes why!
ooooooooh. dat’s wut dat iz….she did seem to hab a liddul indeejeschun…
Dhere’s no playc liek LOLcalhost?
I works for da university of Misery, but nother campus.
PV=nRT !!! My fave ekwashun! What a gas. Heck, all stoodents at collitches has idealism.
Ooh, witch campus? I iz law student at UMKC!
wow.
howsumeber, teh ideal gas law ees prawbubly teh best option cu eet encompasses all teh behaviors of gasses, you kin sawlve eny gas prawblem wit teh ideel gas law, provided yu has enuff infurmation.
chemistry nerd, ai ees eet.
Wow didden no dere wuz anudder skul wif geeky cheer:
e-to-the-x, dy, dx
e-to-the-x, dx
cosine secant tangent sine
3.14159
square root, cube root, BTU
slipstick, slide rule, yay Purdue!
‘n 4 dose of u 2 yung to no, “slipstick” ‘n “slide rule” wuz auncient emplementz uv maffification!
Cood sumwun pls xplain this wun to me?
I do not noes enny fing about teh mafs. (I was liburrul artz student) Is not so graet, aktually.
I needs teh help in understanding this piktur…. plz….
kthxbai
PS Mary O’Spockn, dis your kitteh? Morie?
I likes yor posts, Mary O’Spockn… they funny to me *shyly kicks ground & stares down awkwardlee*
Kitteh looks like the greek letter pi
pi is the ratio of the circumeference of a circle to its diameter
and is an irrational number and approximately equal 3.14159
My geekiness let me show you it
whew. ihas the musik dugrees so i dun’t no nufin about teh mafs unless i has to.Thanx two K fur teh esplunashun. i think awl numbers aer irashunal.
adn we hazn’t eben gotten to de imaginary numbers yet!
Awr teh komplex numbrz.
paws, ar yoo a mathy matt ichin too? Becuz ai thot ai wuz sorta keepin up wif yoo until now.
Ah dooz awl sortz: Ib ah waz Merrykan, ah wood maost leiklee B a “multidisciplnary engineer”.
sowwy bout the earlier engineer joek
Ai see, ai see. Nawt awnlee a multidisciplinary engineer, but a multidisciplinraree purrson! Ai am constantlee astonished at teh number ov thingz yoo seem to noe a lot abowt. Pleez do nawt tell mee taht yoo ar also a gud staj director!! Tho, ai must say, it wud nawt surpriz mee veree mutch!
No apology needed Shera; no offence intended, or taken.
And lets face it; I know you’re a vet, and and still happy to make vet technician jokes.
I are wif yoo! I has to taek off mai shooz to add 7 + 8.
HOW many towz you hazzz??? You sum polly-dak-tile kitteh!
ai’m wiff u ……memembur dose 6th grad werd problumz???? teh wunz war thay sez…”ifn a train lakes 4 ours to go ump de ump milez, an anodder train….an so on…..dey wood maek me cri…tryin to do mi homewerk…..
but den…ai becomed a fotografer, an waz bak in teh daze of film fotografy wen u develuped ur own negatives…an u hadda taek into accont teh film speed, develuper temp, time of development…an how lowng u goin to develup it…an onct ai figgureded dat owt……ai cood do dose werd problumz..
reel lif taut me maff !!!
ai wanteded to go to mi 6th grad teechur an say …”whoo hoo (wiff apologee to Janet) ai gotz ‘em noaw !!!”
maff stoopiness???? ai has it !!!
i can haz skware ruut uv negatib 1?
onlee if youz liek eyez or jayz…
it boggles teh imaginashun.
mye brayne hurts.
ees teh square root ov a squirrel an imaginary squirrel?
(eet wuz desided taht eet wuld hab tu be a negative squirrel)
reely smart frends, ai has dem.
oar teh Fezzig’s Numbers- you know, the Inconceivbabul! ones.
should be Vezzinee’s number, but since he didn’t understand “inconseevabul” naemed after Fessig.
iheartdaftpunk-noes, it nawt mye kitteh. Just chaynged hims naem wif my faek poetik licence (dey confiskated my lerner’s permit adn refyused to let me applye fur a reel wun).
i glad i meks yoo gigul. ushually wen I cliks on the “add comment” i thimks, “oh, dey gonna block me soon, dats so laem!”
sumhao, Werdpress eeats my REEELY clevuh wuns
p.s. wundrering wut means your naem?
Pi is math concept. When yoo divide da circumference of da circle (how far yoo would walk if yoo walked all da way around it) by da diameter (how far yoo would walk if you walked across it) you always get dis majic number: 3 and a bit. No matter how far yoo do da math, the bit never ends! Is bery cool.
Da wise math peeps assigned da greek letter pi to dis majic number. Da letter looks like dis:
______
l l
l l
Π
silly wordy press squishted mai spaces
i hayt id wen dat happns. we shud remane it Word Squish
But it did press da wurds. Makes wurd juice. So eye tryed to eats my wurds, but iz all whine now.
So iz cyootie pi kitteh!
OT: I has the sad, mah dearest friend’s floofy golden orinj kitteh had to be put down yesterday, he were the lobeliest kitteh evah. Himz had sum blood disorderz that couldn’t be treated. We used to call him da lovah boy, becoz himz was bery
affectionate and handsum. Himz was seven yearz old.
I just gotz her email nowz.
I’m sorry to hear. Iz alwayz a sad, sad day wen it’s tiem to say goodbye. Tell ur friend I finkin ub her/him and hoping teh happeh memreez bring teh comfort.
fanks Antoniette, I will tell herz
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SACKLY wut ifqb sed. Poor kitteh an poor u an poor frend.
Thanks SJ, thanks to you and other cheezfren I feel a bit bedder
I’m so sorry to hear about your friends kitty! That is much too young! I guess they needed him in heaven.
I shar ur sad, 2_K, n if it helpz, I haf vizun uv Heaven wutch inkludz a momint wen wee kum klos tu teh bigg gaets, n tehy opin upp. Az sun az teh gaets opin enuf kowntless numburz uv kittehs n puppehs runz owt tu fynd thar hoomins, havin bin waatin 4 them. Teh noys iz unbeeleevabul, wif myowin n exsyted howlin n peepz yellin ther belubed behbeh’s naams. I luk 4ward tu that moment wif sutch yernin that werds kannot konvay. Mennee uv u mus kno teh saem yernin.
Yernin… wee haz it. But that moment iz waytin 4 us.
it helps thanks!
oh, taht iz teh sad. {{{{{{{{{hugz}}}}}}} iz verree sad to not hab sweetee kitteh aroun to luv and snorgle, miss tehm verree muches. himz in teh lovly meddow ober teh bridj, wif no sik or payne, playin wit teh uver kittehs an goggies and bunnehs and luved wunz an teh anjel mowsies an anjel flutterbyes, an waytin for himz mommee sum day.
I beez bery sad reedin bout teh kitteh for to go to anjel home. I noes much of sads wen all my now gone tids goed der.I noes I will see dem agen wun day.
I haz much sads runnin from mai eyes nao.All the gone tids be to a wunnerful place in kitteh hebben wif ta kitteh anjels to snorgel and lub dem to infinitees an beyond til dems hoomins can be up der too.
I noes dis true.
Das were I be goin wun day….
wow… thx, two_kittehs and pegataur,for teh explanayshuns!! FTW!
(in mai defenz, i alreddy new a leetle bit bout pi… the meening of it… but knot how it reelated to dis bootiful kitteh.)
nao i noes… and noeing, as dey say, is haf teh battel.
thx agin, ICHC peeps. i goes bak to mai lurking nao.
– ihdp
Eezi enuf; ib teh kamerapurrson had haz lower camera angel, kitteh wood luik leik a letter π
nooez, iheartdaftpunk, dont goez bak to teh lurkin, teh moar teh merreeyer, an yoo sounz liek verry nise cheezfrend an haz teh verry gud lolspeek too!
Oh! Mary O’Spockn, yoo asked bout mai name… Daft Punk Is a French elektronik muzik duo. If yoo liek teh compooter music (bleeeps n bloops) w/ a slite tinj of funkyness, yoo mite like them. mite sound moar liek skreechy noyses, though, depending on wut yoo are into, soniklly.
I loves them bery muchly.
Mai geekiness about some kinds of musik – let me show you it
post a linky to teh myusik? souwnds like fun.
Troll-leik voatin detekteded
mai last post, i promiz.
two_kittehs, i red yr last post bout yr frend’s kitteh. pls aksept my kondowlenzes. i will keep yr frend in mai thoughts. i am sry for her loss (and yours too). it sounds liek he was a bery awsum kitteh. i’m glad he had teh peeple who lurved him the way every kitteh shud be lurved.
he was an awsum kitteh, his illness was bery sudden.
thanks iheartdaftpunk, I will tell mah friend too.
Iz barge kitteh….
Starburds are green and Ports are red!
owt ob mai windo lukin in teh niet
i can sees teh barjez flikerin liet
starburds glowin green n ports is glowin red
u can sees tehm flikrin far a hed.
barjez i wud liek 2 go wif u
i wud liek 2 sale teh oshun blu
bargez has u treshures in yer hold
du u fiet wif pyrats braev n bold
Owt ob mai windoe, lukin i the nyt
Ai can see teh barjes flikering lyts
Syluntlee flows teh ribber to teh see
An teh barjes too goe syluntlee
bee pree payrd.
taht’s wher Ailened it!
Taht’s wher Ai lerned it!
Sry – fytin wit the pooter tonyt; tink yu myt get tihs 2 or 3 tyms. But tihs wun maeks moestest sens
hehe nerdo PI kitteh
Look like dis Kitteh had mor dan 3.14159 pies.
Ai never node pi had sew much floofage!
Iz fuzzy maths.
Dat iz sum very flurfy pi wif teh gorjus eyez.
*pretenz dis cheezburger speshul 4 mi*
Wyte floofee Kitteh
stayz awn Beeg Lawnng Chayr 2 keepz
it frum flyeengz up
Floofee Kittehz haz
a shayp. Rownd iz a shayp dat
can haz in Naychurr
Kitteh iz reeeelee
skinnee unnurr awll dat floof.
She lykez it dat way!
Jack.
Jack, Iz alwayz lovin de kitteh haikooz from youz!
Ai tinks Jack is ritebout skinnee unnuurr awll dat floof. Dat kitteh lookez just liek mai Shelby cat. Hims look bery big, but really is floof. Shelby haz one blu i and one yello i. Ai haz always wunnered if hez def on blu i side. Ai axed vet and she tinks maibee itz possibul. Himz iz mostest b u tifull kitty. So snorgily. So lovey-dovey.
SAlleh, 4x I tri to poast tihs!!!! doh! werdpresses eeted mai poast! heer is teh sumarree:
if u is in CBC land, go 2 http://www.cbc.ca/sports/figureskating/ n teh hole skedul is tehre. if u has eggspressvu, order CBC Country Canada nao furr $2.50 eggstra/munth. Moast ob the brodcast is tehre n it’ll b gud furr the Olympiks furr teh jimnastiks.
if u is in NBC land, go to http://www.usfigureskating.org/Event_TV_Schedule.asp furr teh hole NBC/Style/ESPN skedul.
I will nao copy b4 hittn “add comment”. Stoopy werdpress i hates u hard.
it werked finally!!!
pi cat is infinite…
Lazy Math Cat
onlee calkulates to 5 decimul places
Lyke da longines symphonette it dozn’t rest…
Π = 3.1415926589793helpimstuckinauniversefactory7108914…
no – 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433
as stated above smwh.
“smwh” reminds me of a sellebrity rawk star radio promo from my kittenhood in teh sebenties on teh WMMS (Teh Home of teh LolBuzzard) in Cleeveland.
“Hay kids, this is Joe Lolsh, reminding u that WMMS spelled backwards is ‘ssmmmmwhuh’”
You hadda be there but it was teh funny.
Lotz ob raydeeo stayshunz does dat. Teh moarnin deejay has innervoo wif teh rawk star n aks dem to rekord a stayshun bumpr or 2. Sumtymz dey telz u to lisen 4 a surtun rawk star or celeb 2 sai dat ur lisenin 2 dat stayshun, n wen u does, 2 cawl in n if ur teh umpteenth cawler u can has tix 2 consurt ob dat rawk star
Yes, yes, I knoes this is vry common practiss. Whut, u think I fell off teh stoopy truck yesterday? Whut maded this one so extry funny was heering teh Joe Lolsh sayin “ssmmmmwhuh’”.
For u whippersnappers, Joe Lolsh, aka Joe Walsh, was faymuss for destroying teh hotel rooms and basically beeing a party animule, moar so than most rawk stars even. “ssmmmmwhuh’” was pretty much his state of mind.
HEY…whred you get mi credit kard number???
Mai kredit card nybur iz da squared root of tu.
Reminds me of Father from Azumanga Daioh
MONORAYL KAT: yer doin’ it rong!
monorayl switching system needs moar tests
diet nawt working.
i tri gain later. moar cheezburgers naw plz.
splat cat
went splat
dunno bout youz, but dis kitteh remindz me of that blonde chickie on CSI: Miami.
What sez youz?
Kthnx.
I can haz irrashunal number?
omg its the most beautiful pic i’ve ever seen!just lovely!:)
omg its the sweatest pic i’ve ever seen! just lovely!!:)
Is this the same kitteh as the one in this picture?
http://www.catwack.com/newest799.htm
Dis pi haz flavurz? I tinks it be da marshmallo.It be too gud to eets .It is teh moar beeyootifullest kitteh pi I ebber did see.
thats mean
Poor kitteh, it eated too many piez
Mah kitteh would eet all teh piez in the world, and teh plastic bagz too (he lovez plastic, vet don’t know why) but we try to keeps him thinner so he can has longer lives.
kittypie!
i noes 51 nombers of pi!!! 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510!!!!!!!!!!!!
i maded u a PI but i eated it
yep pi is 3.14159…..2653589793238… dats what i haz memorized
Pi Squared! or Cubed!
? I’m always been probible da worst at at math so what does dat means??
pi kitteh is not equal to 3