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Iz in china!
kittehs much moar effishunt den goggies
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And that dastardly serpent still be persuing me!
congradululashuns!
b0rg precishun, or hab you been messin wif the laws ob probabubilitee on Qwarks again?
ch is juss fast!
adn a good brane surjeon, too!
wood yoo like a danze? oar ar we still too pooped frum mardee grah?
2 menee pankayks.
Cawncatyewlayshuns, Cookie’s human! on yoor nawt sekund! How about a snakey dans foar yu!
nee ni neee neee ni nene nee nee nee nee ni :– snakey charmer musik
*slither slither* *sneek sneek sneek* *smile snakey smile*
Sings: at da end ob da ride, da lady was inside anna smile onna ….snake? Not too grate akshully. Neber seed a snake smile. What it look like? Show fangy teefs?
luks lyke wii gots anudder troll. stupy troll. hoo gotz teh fyumi-gator??
heads I win, tails you lose
Look owt for da poizin tayl!
Of course Kittehs are more efficient. They have staffers, whilst Doggehs have masters. Cats get others to do the work for them!
ai dun noe wut diz haz to du wif teh pikchur, but iz troo, so getz gud votez frum mii.
datz hao kitteh got to china b4 doggeh eben tho doggeh bin tryin hiz hole lyfe!
Nebber mynd globul warmin. Wii haz globul dizinteegrashon! It’z da planet eater!
Teh Doomsdai Musheen!
Hmm. Sumhao taht duznt luk rite in LolSpeek…
Duzzent soun az omeenuss.
Until you here it spoken by Peter Bull (Dr Strangelove)
LOL! Akshullee luks moar liek fun tahn skeeree – liek maybee stawmping graypes, oar having an ofurripe tomato fite!
eben in China, dem hoomins be votin for Obama!
One tyme I say dis to my geeologoly teacher an her sez “Take da glob an uz da grate cicrle” Ahhh. Joo don cum out in China. Joo cum out inna midddle ob da souf Pacific inna middle ob noweara. We stop dggin holes inna yard affer dat.
ai thot it wuz awstr…ohstail…down unner! wuz still gud enuff to keep diggin’ fer us!
serk doo solay dress rehersl furr teh noo show in vaygas – carpet ring jimnastiks.
Show be bein’ called “O Hai”
i heer teh sowndtrak is kinda hard 2 taek…
no change dere, den.
Wow! I fought I wuz onliest wun hoo had trubbel wif teh sowntrack.
We seed it in a berry loud arena too. Wuz wishin I has teh eerplugses.
is win! maykes mii hoot out lowd!
Dis be ware ai c maiself on da otter syde!
[breaks on through]
Teh Doors (and teh Lolizard King) FTW!
Dat kat’s sumpin ai karnt eksplain…
i tinks its luv…
p.s. — wel HAI, Teej!
wel HAI Tee-0 – eyez bin postin fur weekzes, dis teh fust tyme yooz seen mee?
um… ya i gess so. at leest, i haznt seen ur replyz in teh saem playsiz wher i puts mai replyz. til naow. hurrr i iz smert.
S-M-R-T. dat spellz smart!
Wif aplologies to Mr. Mojo Risin
U knoes the cat he lubs to fite
Fite teh livelong day
Try to run
Try to hide
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru to teh other side, yeah
We chased our tayls here
Dug ur plants up there
But cannot catch teh tayl
And so we cry
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru to teh other side
Everybody loves my kitteh
Everybody loves my kitteh
She say
She say
She say
She say “hai”
We made a fleshwoond on ur arms
Floof got in ur eyes
Tayl eloods us
Dunno why
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru, oww!
Oh, yeah!
Chase teh tayl
Week to week
Day to day
Hour to hour
The tayl is doomed
Cannot hide
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru to teh other side
Brake on thru
Brake on thru
Brake on thru
Brake on thru
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
LCB. d00d. iz awsum, buts wher u GIT awl dis extry creyativ tiem??
When I is werking there’s always a few brane cells that are staring out teh window and stuff so I looks up lyrics on teh innertubes and let those brane cells play wif them for a few minutes. I can tell at a glance if a set of lyrics will LOL well or not. If they does, it rly doesn’t take moar than 5 minutes to replace reel lyrics wif LOLyrics. *shrug* It’s just sumpin I can does easily.
I spends less time doing these than mah offis-mate does taking smoke brakes.
And mah bref smells better than his does, too!
Oh and also, I has done teh improv (like on Hoos Lion Is It Anyways?) so I is very used to coming up wif teh funny stuff — or what I hope is teh funny stuff — wif a gun to mah hed.
What’s really hard is repressing that when I is supposed to be teh serious.
i herd dat. [nodnod]
halp, LCB iz beeng repressed!
it’s only a model
NO WAIT I MEAN it’s only woffer thin
NO NO NO it’s not pining for the fjords, it should be pushing up daisies
UM NO UHM ‘ERE NOW ‘E SAYS ‘E’S NOT DEAD
REMARKABLY UNCONTAMINATED WITH CHEESE
EV’RY SPERM IS SACRED
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS AND SPAM
IT’S
…
dammit.
donut yew has enny withowt as much spam?
Kitteh knows he’s in China because of the manufacturing label?
LOLZ @ lowly grunt!
Better tell kitteh nawt to nom nom on ennyting if it made in China – it mai has led.
One of mah co-werkers is from teh China and he visited Bay-Jing over teh Crissmuss. Before he leaved he axed me whut I wanted him to bring back for me. Last time he went he brang me back a pretty jade bracelit. This time I was too askared to axe for anything because teh nooz was all fulla “Danjir! Stuff from teh China will kill u, lcb!”
But he brang me a jade rat charm, since Yeer of teh Rat is coming up (starts tomorrow) and i was borned in a Rat Yeer. So I is safe. As long as I don’t put it in mah mouf.
I’z a Rat-Kitteh Too!
Happie Noo yearz!
Mebbe datz y dis kitteh is goin’ to China — iz for all dem Noo Yearz Ratz!!1!
(derz no led in teh jade kitteh toyz, is der?)
Happy Noo Yeer to all mah ICHC peeps, specially mah fellow Rats!
I hope there is no led in teh kitteh toyz. But as they usedta say: Better led than ded!
*runs away reel fast*
I wuz also bornded in the year of the Rat. Why us rat peeps awl liek cats?
Ai haz bein bornded in teh rat yeer too!!1!!
happee new yeeerz to u
happee new yeeerz to u
happeee new yeeerz deeer rattzez
happee new yyeers to u
*makin ratty teethz rite nao*
How long do u think it will take before u remember to rite “Yeer of teh Rat” on ur checks instead of “Yeer of teh Pig”?
Prolly til yeer uv teh tigrr!11!1 Happpez awl teh tiem
Yew iz stil ritin tschecks, lcb? Ai thort us ratses wuz doan wid teh teknolajee an wuz yoozin onnlainbilpai – ai haznt ritten a tscheck in munfs! LOL!
Happeegnuyeer 2 ma felo rattsesses – iz teh bestsyn in teh zoedeeak, srlsy!
I be ritin’ checks as long as nesessary so I can tells that joke every yeer.
win!
And the judges gib me onee 9.6!
Dem Lympic judges – dey tuff.
Dat luks liek mi Cleo. Las nite shi did not want wut Ai wuz wachin on the tb, so shi sho mi hr neu trik–shi noes how 2 change channles wif da remote!
Dis luks lyk mai Beowulf. Mai Cleo iz da grai torousshyl. But iz mai Dandelion dat duz da fynci spnz ona da lolkatpost…
Ai jus has da 2. Cleo, da oranj and wite one liek up der, and Ted. Ted is blak, butt f u c him in strong lite, u can c hi iz aktualy a berry dark tabby. He can has stripey legs and butt n da M on hiz forhaid.
I has da fur kittehs. Da odder une be Morgan, she is lyke ur Ted–luks blak but iz dark strippy in da sunlyte.
I HAZ DA FREE KITTEHS- MY BRAIN IS GIANT GREY AND WHITE LONG HRD TABBY, PINKY IZ ALL WHT WIT DA GREEN IZ, BUT DA MOUSSE IZ DA ONE- HIM LUKS BLACK 2, BUT IN DA SUN IZ BERY DK CHOCOLATE- LIK DA DESSERT E NAMED AFTER!
WHEN I GOTZ HIM HE WUZ TINY KITTEH, HAD ALL KINDZ THNGS WRNG WIT HM, EAR MITES N PARASITES AND POOPY THNGS, HIM WAS NEG-NECK- NOT TREATED WRITE BY FURST OWNEER- WE GIBS HIM ALL DA MEDSINS AND HM GOTZ BTTR BERY FAST ! BUT HE CAME 2 UZ WIT WHITE HAIRZ FRM HIS NECK 2 HS TAIL- LOOKED LIKE DA FROSTING- SO WE CALLED HM MOUSSE!
No, luks like mai Arslan! Haz bloo aiz an evryting. He chaiz tayl too!
Esme likes teh red lites, like her laser pointer toy. So, she keeps pokin at teh red lite on teh switch on the power strip. I can has sudden localized power outages?
hedologie… she has it.
Kitteh lookin fer mousehold, found wormhole insteadz.
Uppside downs I’m turnin me….*sing along*
ai see to thee, rispekfullee….
in sied owt and rownd and rownd
Must potek dwelleng from poysenous orange slerpant-HaH! gotchoo or mebbe nots…
portal to new werlds
let me show you them
trikky kitteh…scapin frum da lawz by nterin a wermhole!
Tell Quark hizz bar be phillin up soon az da shipp docz.
Nee hao! Nay sic fama?
Ai daer yu tu sai dat in Chineeze!
Elvis, if thornius is a male, does that meen u is … man darin’?
*obleegatoree “groane!”
chinese kittehs say Mee hao
“nuffin but net… and mah butt.”
aim in ur gurrlaxee, rexuing piich!
Now you’ve done it! I told you to stop digging over an hour ago!!
hai.
turned gravity upside down.
that kay right?
Thats E.N’s cat! XD
Hey! Whaer’s da botum go?
Dat luks liek mi Daisy!!!! Sweet little kitteh!!!!!
That’s reely funny – but, the cat could have intentions to land up in china
scooba dooba.
cheers
You stolded mah kitteh. =O