NOT SO FAST
MAH LITTEL PINK FREND
I’m afraid you’ll find escape quite impossible.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Luks liek kitteh haz crabs…
Mebe crabs haz kitteh, they jump ya know
crabs has kitteh, eh?…
…wuz tihs pic taken in Soviet Russia?
dunno, but thats kinda creepy….
conga rat shoe lacings! gotta go to werk, brb
G’bye deer. Haz a niec dai. *airkiss*
hunneeeeee! ayem hoooooem. *airkiss*
wutz fur dindin?
hly cow how big is that cat?
you can run, but yoo cannot hide…
oh, ratz. kant nom this. i gibbed up red meet fur lint.
Ewwwww! Tehre’s no wai I wuld eats teh lint…
Speshully nawt bellee buttun lint. Pleh.
But i heer it can be funn tew plai wiff.
LOLz. Crab nawt red meet . . . onlee red shellz!!
you can sydle, but yoo can’t hyd-le?
*ahem - sorree*
Da poyntte endz gonna mayke awl da beenz cum outta dat baybee!
Ma poyntee endz . . . let me show u dem!
car-phul tiny whyte beenz rz inhailabulz to behbehs anz hoomins. But Lints we eatz phiches on phrydais.
Did I reelly be nawt-second????
Wuz reelee, reelee cloas, tho!
I gess nawt — mine was the 4th comment….Oh, well
iz red akshully
Rezziztance iz fewtyle
Looks lik we habin lob steer tonit (de oder red meat)
all dese kittehs gettin crabz laytlee, s’bout tyme dey gotz revenj! jus wach owt 4 teh pinchee partz, can make seerius ow 4 ur pawzez
Wher kan I get a bloo kitteh lyk that?
Ai wuz finkin sam ting. Kitteh r blu liek dat guy on Todai Sho dis mornin.
Ai finks it be culer shift cauzed bai brite read crabbie
Afur da Curk de Kitteh, nows we has Blu Kitteh Group.
Hold his nose till he turns blue……
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
(Rimshot)
U R shootin pink elefuntz?
Ai has plans fur sum clam chaowder tonite, so stik arownd.
D-oah! Gess we nomming krab legs tonite. nawt clam chaowder.
poster for helth dept:
Help stamp out crabs in our lifetime
(nots rlly tho, lurvs de little guys - wit butter an lemonz)
Me too iz so nomeeful………….im goin to red lobster bee rite bak!
Happe nawt second Maus, how bout a lob steer dance an we do it side a ways?
Or we cud see hao far we cans throw a cow. Sorta liek a caber toss…
yu need a trey boo shay for taht…
Or a tray-moo-shay…
troo dat, butt wii coold settel fore teh taymer pastime ob ‘cow-tipping’…
will you won’t you
will you won’ you
won’t you join the dance?
Lewis Carrlol and teh Lobstir Kwadrille, FTW!
Yay! Loois Karol ref!
Ai wuz finking wi culd dans to Rawk Lobstah.
I can has crabburger??
crabbie patties
A crab walks into a bar with a kitty on its head…
taeks teh kitteh orf an leefs it awn teh flor.
teh Bartendah sez “Yu carnt leef taht liyun tehre!”
An teh crab sez…
… JESUS CHRIST! It’s a liyun! Get in teh carapace!
FTW! I luvs leevin yoo guize setups.
Woot! Woot! For teh 3-handid joek-tellin!
Whut is teh sound of 3 hands joking?
cLOLap?
Zen ICHC?
Taht was filled wif teh AWSUM win, mai frends.
Bravoes!
*clapclapclapclap*
So, nau we gots teh crabses AND teh clap?
*sowwee*
Oh stop! They get suspicious when I snort out loud in my cubicle!
Yup, use guise es gud!
I have to stop reading ICHC while answering the phone at work….I laugh right in the customer’s ear !!!
*snerk*
Taht shud bee ok, drizzlesmom. Tehy wud bee thinking - mai, what a nyce, frenlee playce this iz an teh peepl awl so happee.
Remynds me of dat moo-vee Reeevenge uv da Sith, where dat nasty Palp - Plap -Plerp - ‘Empurrurr’ guy, he wuz all:
“I have waited a long time for this… my leetel greeeen frend, hehehehehe”
Refurring to Masturr Yoda, he wuz.
I can has eskyp klause?
eskape KLAWS at leest?
WIN!
mai crabs…. let me show u them
Eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!