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MAH LITTEL PINK FREND

I’m afraid you’ll find escape quite impossible.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

Luks liek kitteh haz crabs…

LifeLover

Mebe crabs haz kitteh, they jump ya know

catalogical humor

crabs has kitteh, eh?…
…wuz tihs pic taken in Soviet Russia?

Teelakittah

dunno, but thats kinda creepy….

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

conga rat shoe lacings! gotta go to werk, brb

Maus

G’bye deer. Haz a niec dai. *airkiss*

mary O'Spockn

hunneeeeee! ayem hoooooem. *airkiss*

wutz fur dindin?

 
 
 
wowcat

hly cow how big is that cat?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

you can run, but yoo cannot hide…

mary O'Spockn

oh, ratz. kant nom this. i gibbed up red meet fur lint.

Maus

Ewwwww! Tehre’s no wai I wuld eats teh lint…

 
Zippycat

Speshully nawt bellee buttun lint. Pleh.

But i heer it can be funn tew plai wiff.

 
 
emma

LOLz. Crab nawt red meet . . . onlee red shellz!!

 
 
goldie

you can sydle, but yoo can’t hyd-le?

*ahem - sorree*

 
 
Tribble

Da poyntte endz gonna mayke awl da beenz cum outta dat baybee!

emma

Ma poyntee endz . . . let me show u dem!

 
catawba

car-phul tiny whyte beenz rz inhailabulz to behbehs anz hoomins. But Lints we eatz phiches on phrydais.

 
 
Spring

Did I reelly be nawt-second????

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Wuz reelee, reelee cloas, tho!

 
 
Spring

I gess nawt — mine was the 4th comment….Oh, well

 
 
 
LifeLover

Looks lik we habin lob steer tonit (de oder red meat)

 
lil lulu

all dese kittehs gettin crabz laytlee, s’bout tyme dey gotz revenj! jus wach owt 4 teh pinchee partz, can make seerius ow 4 ur pawzez

 
snippet

Wher kan I get a bloo kitteh lyk that?

hissy

Ai wuz finkin sam ting. Kitteh r blu liek dat guy on Todai Sho dis mornin.

Elvis

Ai finks it be culer shift cauzed bai brite read crabbie

devilbunnies

Afur da Curk de Kitteh, nows we has Blu Kitteh Group.

 
 
 
keogh

Hold his nose till he turns blue……

then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

(Rimshot)

sarakitty

U R shootin pink elefuntz?

 
 
 
Elvis

Ai has plans fur sum clam chaowder tonite, so stik arownd.

Elvis

D-oah! Gess we nomming krab legs tonite. nawt clam chaowder.

 
 
KimW

poster for helth dept:
Help stamp out crabs in our lifetime
(nots rlly tho, lurvs de little guys - wit butter an lemonz)

Tucker

Me too iz so nomeeful………….im goin to red lobster bee rite bak!

 
 
LifeLover

Happe nawt second Maus, how bout a lob steer dance an we do it side a ways?

Maus

Or we cud see hao far we cans throw a cow. Sorta liek a caber toss…

Ambercat

yu need a trey boo shay for taht…

CottlestonPie

Or a tray-moo-shay…

 
 
kitkay

troo dat, butt wii coold settel fore teh taymer pastime ob ‘cow-tipping’…

 
 
doctorcat

will you won’t you
will you won’ you
won’t you join the dance?

lolcatburglar

Lewis Carrlol and teh Lobstir Kwadrille, FTW!

 
hissy

Yay! Loois Karol ref!

Ai wuz finking wi culd dans to Rawk Lobstah.

 
 
 
 
Maus

A crab walks into a bar with a kitty on its head…

Ambercat

taeks teh kitteh orf an leefs it awn teh flor.
teh Bartendah sez “Yu carnt leef taht liyun tehre!”

An teh crab sez…

lolcatburglar

… JESUS CHRIST! It’s a liyun! Get in teh carapace!

Maus

FTW! I luvs leevin yoo guize setups.

Ambercat

Woot! Woot! For teh 3-handid joek-tellin!

 
 
 
 
handikat

Taht was filled wif teh AWSUM win, mai frends.

Bravoes!

*clapclapclapclap*

anukki

So, nau we gots teh crabses AND teh clap?

*sowwee*

 
CottlestonPie

Oh stop! They get suspicious when I snort out loud in my cubicle!

 
Luna Kitteh

Yup, use guise es gud!

 
drizzlesmom

I have to stop reading ICHC while answering the phone at work….I laugh right in the customer’s ear !!!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Taht shud bee ok, drizzlesmom. Tehy wud bee thinking - mai, what a nyce, frenlee playce this iz an teh peepl awl so happee.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Ceru

Remynds me of dat moo-vee Reeevenge uv da Sith, where dat nasty Palp - Plap -Plerp - ‘Empurrurr’ guy, he wuz all:
“I have waited a long time for this… my leetel greeeen frend, hehehehehe”
Refurring to Masturr Yoda, he wuz.

 
 
Tekniik

mai crabs…. let me show u them

Ambercat

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!