NOT SO FAST
MAH LITTEL PINK FREND
I’m afraid you’ll find escape quite impossible.
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Luks liek kitteh haz crabs…
Mebe crabs haz kitteh, they jump ya know
crabs has kitteh, eh?…
…wuz tihs pic taken in Soviet Russia?
dunno, but thats kinda creepy….
conga rat shoe lacings! gotta go to werk, brb
G’bye deer. Haz a niec dai. *airkiss*
hunneeeeee! ayem hoooooem. *airkiss*
wutz fur dindin?
hly cow how big is that cat?
the size for ur mommeh
Iz it Mr Krabz?
you can run, but yoo cannot hide…
oh, ratz. kant nom this. i gibbed up red meet fur lint.
Ewwwww! Tehre’s no wai I wuld eats teh lint…
Speshully nawt bellee buttun lint. Pleh.
But i heer it can be funn tew plai wiff.
…..hao doo yooh knowz?
LOLz. Crab nawt red meet . . . onlee red shellz!!
you can sydle, but yoo can’t hyd-le?
*ahem – sorree*
Da poyntte endz gonna mayke awl da beenz cum outta dat baybee!
Ma poyntee endz . . . let me show u dem!
car-phul tiny whyte beenz rz inhailabulz to behbehs anz hoomins. But Lints we eatz phiches on phrydais.
Did I reelly be nawt-second????
Wuz reelee, reelee cloas, tho!
I gess nawt — mine was the 4th comment….Oh, well
iz red akshully
Rezziztance iz fewtyle
Looks lik we habin lob steer tonit (de oder red meat)
all dese kittehs gettin crabz laytlee, s’bout tyme dey gotz revenj! jus wach owt 4 teh pinchee partz, can make seerius ow 4 ur pawzez
Wher kan I get a bloo kitteh lyk that?
Ai wuz finkin sam ting. Kitteh r blu liek dat guy on Todai Sho dis mornin.
Ai finks it be culer shift cauzed bai brite read crabbie
Afur da Curk de Kitteh, nows we has Blu Kitteh Group.
Hold his nose till he turns blue……
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
(Rimshot)
U R shootin pink elefuntz?
Ai has plans fur sum clam chaowder tonite, so stik arownd.
D-oah! Gess we nomming krab legs tonite. nawt clam chaowder.
poster for helth dept:
Help stamp out crabs in our lifetime
(nots rlly tho, lurvs de little guys – wit butter an lemonz)
Me too iz so nomeeful………….im goin to red lobster bee rite bak!
Happe nawt second Maus, how bout a lob steer dance an we do it side a ways?
Or we cud see hao far we cans throw a cow. Sorta liek a caber toss…
yu need a trey boo shay for taht…
Or a tray-moo-shay…
troo dat, butt wii coold settel fore teh taymer pastime ob ‘cow-tipping’…
will you won’t you
will you won’ you
won’t you join the dance?
Lewis Carrlol and teh Lobstir Kwadrille, FTW!
Yay! Loois Karol ref!
Ai wuz finking wi culd dans to Rawk Lobstah.
I can has crabburger??
crabbie patties
A crab walks into a bar with a kitty on its head…
taeks teh kitteh orf an leefs it awn teh flor.
teh Bartendah sez “Yu carnt leef taht liyun tehre!”
An teh crab sez…
… JESUS CHRIST! It’s a liyun! Get in teh carapace!
FTW! I luvs leevin yoo guize setups.
Woot! Woot! For teh 3-handid joek-tellin!
Whut is teh sound of 3 hands joking?
cLOLap?
Zen ICHC?
Taht was filled wif teh AWSUM win, mai frends.
Bravoes!
*clapclapclapclap*
So, nau we gots teh crabses AND teh clap?
*sowwee*
Oh stop! They get suspicious when I snort out loud in my cubicle!
Yup, use guise es gud!
I have to stop reading ICHC while answering the phone at work….I laugh right in the customer’s ear !!!
*snerk*
Taht shud bee ok, drizzlesmom. Tehy wud bee thinking – mai, what a nyce, frenlee playce this iz an teh peepl awl so happee.
Remynds me of dat moo-vee Reeevenge uv da Sith, where dat nasty Palp – Plap -Plerp – ‘Empurrurr’ guy, he wuz all:
“I have waited a long time for this… my leetel greeeen frend, hehehehehe”
Refurring to Masturr Yoda, he wuz.
I can has eskyp klause?
eskape KLAWS at leest?
WIN!
mai crabs…. let me show u them
Eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!
No fank yoo.
*runs awai*
wha? no lubs for mai plush novulty. it even got nip on it. i lurv himz and sqweezez him and callz im jurj. yoo humins always tinkin da durty stuff
wuz shockin pink on mai montr but ize nut argewin
I hope that yoo haz rekobered frum teh shock, A.S.!
Luks liek sumbuddeh needz a manicure.
Taeks a liddle off teh length and file to a poynt.
No fangs, juss 4 outta teh 5 poynte ends.
Does u do bangs too? I trimmed mines yesterday becaws they was getting in mah eyes but I did it rong — teh bangs is even longer today. Was I holding teh sizzers backwards u think?
No fangs? What’s the fun in that?
Kitteh “myte” be “crabbeh” todai – got “lobster” do an feelin “shellfish”.
Ai’m all outta puns naow.
Whatchoo guize gots?
Dunno, sumfin smells feeshee heer.
Yeah, ya bottum feeders an side steppurs! We dun wanna long drawn (buttah) owt joke!
Oyster be a good comik, now, Oy’m nawt so gud…..
miny miny yeerz ago….teh Smothers Brothers had a sowng…..cawled “Herman and Sally” (Herman wasz a lolbster, an Sally waz a crab” (an dubble coinsidunce der, ai is a cancer..sign ov teh crab) an ai jest went to luk fur it awn gud ole utube.,…found dese guise instaed …but akshually, der singing iz preddy gud….(an ai iz a tuff gradeur bout dat)….
so…….”Herman and Sally” bi ???????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICZEB15K6gY
dey talk a lowt for dey singz…..wurff it…funnee sowng …
It’s been a long time since I shot a beverage out my nose, but this made me do it…
liddel crab can’t escape the kitteh paws of death
i onlee has dymons, klubs, an spayds, sed Tom hartlessly
Ebbee kitteh shoodz
habz a liddill peenk frend 2
keepz dem cummpannee
Liddill peenk frend duz
nawt habz 2 sez much. Eeben
ifz clawz arz Nom’d awn
Liddill peenk frend habz
lawwwwtza trabbill mylez. Kitteh
taykez himz ebbeewayr
Jack.
KITTEHFIELD
iz analolgee 4 whut prolly hapin nex nuvmbeder… bloo stayteses pownin’ da red stayteses wif dere poyntee endages.
hole prossess iz d’prezzin’ PTHTHTHTHTH!
whut comz aftr ebun wers. PTHTHTHTHTH!
PTHTHTH! PTHTH!
PTH!
*krawls n2 hole 2 xcayp eville poly-tick-oez*
kin ai joyns yu?
shurr…*skootches over*.. ’nuff room. gots 2 brung yr own blankie tho.
WHy is the cat blue!?
sum cats orange.
sum cats wite.
sum cats blak.
dis kitty blu.
:]
Russian blue cat? r jus sad?
in Sobiet Russha, the kittehs are bloo.
mebbee frum lak ob sun.
or maybee just teh breed.
went to mcdonalds.
out of cheezburgers.
got fish sammich instead.
kthx.
I can has massive damage?
Baltimore kitteh likez crabkakes as much as cheezburgers.
Wach owt, Kitteh! I peench.
No peench?
Maybe leetle peench?
Crab gotz nabbed.
Teh poyntee endz…we calls them ‘mudder o’perl scimitars’ in mah house. Shiny n lethal.
That cat’s fur is blue. O_O
Is it a Russian Blue? I’ve got one, but she’s really not that blue…
poor lolcrab!! why izunt sumwuan dooin sumphin????
“THINK OF TEH LOLCRABZ!”
LOL
Im kienda bloo N crabby todaaa maislf!!
i sry. Happycat will do danse to cheer u up!
:8-):
i has klawz. i has teef. and you, my friend, has NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
y iz dat kitteh purple???!!!
omg………………….i wanna play wiff dat crab senince it touched a LOLcat
thats’ amazing.