ALARM CLOCK CAT
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Reddi R nawt, heer i cumz!
I nawt reddy
Too late..eet eez inevata……inevi……..eet gonna happen no matta whut.
maek a glich in maytrix an run befor it hitz grawnd
two layt!
HALP - Were Da Snooze Button?????
U musta fownd it, alarm froze in midair -
Iz no snooz button. Snooz is preprogrammed, an never happins while u r asleep. Except when kitteh has u pinned down in an uncomfortable position, ob corse.
Mai snooz iz teh buttn u slapz to maek teh clok shuttup 4 ten moer minutz. Duzzn werk wiv teh kittehz. Jus chanj frum hedbutz 2 ankelnippin.
sarakitty, mai kitteh went to saym skool of wakeup as urs, cept is handnippen az ankels is under da cuvers.
like awl comments, giv me a smile.
Hm, Suki duz =LOUD= purr, and likken yer eyelidz. VERY hard to ignore.
teh byooty ob dis alurm cloak iz dat thar b no snooz-buttin. teh enjuneerz b liek, if iz nawt praktikull wai putz wan on foar dekorashun? nawt liek alurm cloak will stopz wen u pushez it.
my kitteh knocks stuff offa my dressers every 4 minutes until i wake up to feeds her and let her outside.
mai kitteh does this and then goes to tap the vertical blinds.
Hey! Don’t matta how kyut u r. No jumpin on da bed!
. . .Mama called teh doctor and teh doctor sed, no more monkees, er, no more KITTEHS jumpin on teh bed.
And, dats teh wai I gots a trampoline as a kidlet.
Still hab one.
*boing boing boing*
Target: yer belleh!
Pointy enz wayk up call……DO NOT WANT!
Espeshully wen kitteh go in cat boks rite before ur wake ups call.
pleh! echechech! plech!
O yez. U knowz.
O man!!! Ma Willem wuz a beeg boi, an hims, ummm, bocks leevins wuz da STEEEEEEEENKEEEEEE! Hoo needs waykup cawl wif dat steenk in da tendrr nawstrillz??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ewww, poopyclaw! DO NOT WANT!!!
Aiming 4 ur face! Heee, heee, heee
okay…dat jus eevil! Maybeh if eet was orinj kitteh
Actshually, when my beluved Little Tiny Cookie - who iz indeed oranj - daintily steps across my forehead as I sleep, the brushing of her rabbit-soft fur against my skin feels like a whisper of a breeze, and her purring sounds like music of joy and happiness. I open my eyes, and her glowing golden oranjness is bright like the sunrise.
Excuse me, the men in white jackets are at the door again…they’re coming to take me away…..
weare u lurn funni langrages? iz vari hard 2 unnerstan…
and tehy comming tew tayk mee awaay, ha ha, tew teh Happiee Hoam, were lyfe iz bootiful AWL teh tyme, and baskit weevers sit and smyle an twiddle they thums an toez an tehy COMMING TEW TAYK MEE AWAAAAYYYY HAHAHA!!
sawry, nawt verrie PC butt Ai has dat rekkord onna 45 and ai dismembers it frum lawng ago…..CH, yew mades me tink of taht sawng and naow itz an EERWURM. Dang!
i have a cat like that. in fact, i have two cats like that.
and yes, i iz sleep-deprived.
fiv moar minitz! *pushes kitteh awai*
*paw tap* *paw tap* *paw tap*
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*baseball bat* !!!??1
Wake up Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
I luffs dat videoz!!
Kittehs hab invisible bungee cord.
U can pushes dem awai, but dey cum rite bak.
Dey can’t halp it iffs dey lub u.
R wantz teh 3 ayam gushifud.
R wants to show yoo resentlee cawt prezzie in yor shoo..
But prefurrs to maek it a surprize pwesent.
Kitteh lubs to see teh “excitement” on hoomins fase.
kinda liek childrens?
“ai chaildprooft mai howse, but they still getz in.”
Athletic alarm klok, brot to u by Gushi Fud Express.
Graet mindz!
Invisible bed mowsie.
Kitteh saved u!
O tank yoo kitteh!!! Yoo haz sayvd me!!! Nao, wher R ma praws…. prosf… fayk feets?
Kitteh’s all:
“I’m kitteh, and I’m-a git you.
I’m-a git you, cuz I’m kitteh.
I’m kitteh, and I’m-a git you.
I’m-a git you, cuz I’m kitteh…”
What? Dat’s what mai alarm sez!
A wile bak, mai cally waukz up mai sied ob teh bed in teh middl ob teh nite, creepz acraws teh hedboard, n LEEPz on mai huzban… he springz owta bed n teh kitteh dashez awai 2 sit bai her MT gushifud bowl. He sez he dint noe kittehs cud giglol… (probly wuzznt teh kitteh )
Of course it was! Because you’d never laugh at hubby, would you?
Wudnt fink ob it.
Kitteh attemptz 2
deefye grabbitte. Grayt foarm.
andz ekkseekewshun
Garbbittee awllwayz
haz t3h lasst wurd. No matturr
how hye Kitteh soarz
Speed deecreesez in
gabbittee’z misstikk grasp az
Kitteh twistz 2 landz
Hewmin will beez so
surpryzed! Waykz up az Kitteh
showtz “Kowwabungga!”
Jack.
The kitteh won’t b teh onwee one that showtz.
I figgerd it owt!! YOR A CAT, Rn’t yoo, Jak Deff? An I bet yor jellical, too….
‘Ekkseekewshun’ FTW!!
kitteh been watchin too much TMNT… teh ninja turtlols and thems peetza.
Kowwabungga dood!
Hello, DOmino’s. How can I help you?
I can haz twelb inch pitsa wit dubbil anchobeez and mowzez plz?
Hey Randy. Your kitteh’s on the line again!!
WANT! Ai needz wun of tehse so I canz get up in teh morning!
R alarm clock kittehs punkchual?
O boi. Larm clock kittehs have speshil kind o punktual. If N E larm werks, nex day is lil earlier. EVER. DAY. U startz wif 6 AM? If kitteh doz job rite, wifin monf, U up by 4.
B WARND!!llevn
Ooooweee, yoo hit it rite, Emma L!! Mos aminalz has eksellent sense uv tiem. Iz why luvvin goggee iz at dor, waytin when yoo git home!
But yes, I tink kittehs’ gran plan iz to eether git yoo up in tiem to watch da 3am rodeeyo, R else to git yoo to wayk up befoar yoo go to bed! Darn yoo, Shrodinger! [shayks fist et NE fizisists hoo evar trayned kittehs in da siyences...]
No, tehy werk on cat tiem. Sleepy tiem, fud tiem, let-me-owt-rite-naow tiem, let-me-in-rite-naow tiem, fud tiem, sleepy tiem, wach teh burdeez in teh windo tiem, sleepy tiem, fud tiem, sleepy tiem, run arown in teh middl ob teh nitetime, sleepy tiem, maek shur ebbrybuddy up tiem, fud tiem, sleepy tiem…
Punkchual?
Yes, wif noo kitteh alarm klok, u gets ur acupunkshur and wake ups call awl in one.
i think they call that puncture-al!
Leeve no hoomin un-punked.
My kitteh Greasy, who’s now watching squiiirrls over de bridg, was so good at tyme (always up at exactly 6 am) that she even knew daylight saving tyme. De tyme would change in de spring or fall, and in only one day, she wuld know, and have adjusted kitteh tyme for de hour!
Datz wun smart kitteh!
De amayzing feline alarm klok!
Cat-A-Pult engaged.
Niagara Falls!… Slowly I turned….
step bai step …