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Jesus Christ! Get in teh various swanky modez of transport!
Atleast it’s not bat country
Wii kant stop heer; iz bat cuntree!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ref FTW!!
issnt taht a avenged sebenfold refrens?
” into the car !!! no, out of the car !!! no, into the car !!! no out of the car !!! ”
( turns to butter )
No, wayt, iz okei; Ah kan snorgl it!
u peeps is NUTZ
AhthankU, ahthankU.
personally i’m a cashew!!!
gezuntyt
mai peeps is marshmallow
Ooooh, nuts.
I like dem all. Brazil bee mah favrit. Cashews is good in coffee ice creamwiff peenut butter cups..yum. Peanuts…oh, dem is okay. But better in teh salted roasted shells! (Teh shells is nommee) Pralines! Walnut shrimp! Candied pecans! Chestnuts roasting by an open fire!
Peeps? I not care much for teh marshmallow candees.
Tanks enyyway, doe, Teho, u vereh kind too offur.
wait- you can eat the shells on peanutz?
I doo.
cuz ahm nuts.
tehy haz 2B cookeded tho…
oar
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*gastric distress!!*
( has no comment – has turned to butter, with a small amount of pink floof )
[fights urge to engage Barbra voice]
peeeeeeeee nutttttttttttttttt
penuttttttt buttttttttttahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
an jelleh.
It r b car! Get in the lion!!!
The Usual Suspects
wate ’til yoo sees teh flying munkees, my pritties!
…and yur liddle gog, too!
Der iz da sighn onna desk at da offiz dat says… “I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them”
Der beez menee tymes a day dat Eye wanna noze effen Eye cood bour… sweye… haz doze munkees faor a few minnets.
gotta git me 1 ob tohse sighns!
I haz bumpa sticka that sez “Nothing was the same after the house fell on my sister.”
(Mai sis not tink be it so funnee….but I laff an laff!)
I’d leik 1 ob dhoze, but mah sis wood sai waz nawt so grate reeli 2.
mebbee it wuz cuz she wuz warin striped stockins dat day.
“Mai sis not tink be it so funnee”
uh…did she haf any…special powerz or moral leanings?
We hab bumperstickers round here dat sayz:
Don’t make me get out the flying monkeys!
berry simi… simian, similar, same thing
mai bruthr gave me a shirt taht says: doan maek me go get mai Ring!
alllso similar
I seen a bunker stiker wen I wuz in mileetarree, geez, 20 yeers ago! It sed:
“Deer Aunt Em:
Hayt yoo, hayt Kanzis, takin da dawg.
Luv, Dorfee”
Sept nawt in LOLspeek, ub cors, but I lafft ebree tiem I saw dat car!
way back, I used to work retail, selling overpriced furniture and garden supplies (can’t tell you the name, but the initials were S&H) and my boss was a raging b**** – when customers would ask us plebs to do something like a return, something we weren’t authorized to do, we’d say “sorry, I’m just one of the flying monkeys – let me go get my boss …”
gotta ‘member dat for nexst tyme it happenz to mee
Assemblagekittehs R assembled well.
yoo sea our Sharp teefies?
wii dangrous!
Joo shud be berry, berry skeered.
Wii haz teh poyntee endz, too.
And wii not afraid to use tehm.
**cweenmj collapses in giggles and commences snorglesing the cutie pie “oh my” kitteh. **
Hee! Luk at teh weedoo goggie run!
wratz, it gotted away. ware’s my segway…
he’s running so fast his back end is starting to pass his front end!
cyoooooot!!!!
Love the kitteh’s expression in that one, too!
my gawd look at teh fur on dat lion!!!
cut teh chatter Red Two!
focusing on objective… focusing on objective…
Star Wars ref ftw btw!!!
GASP!
this made me lmao so much I can’t think of anything witty or funny to say to it, ahahaha.
“You must pay the rent!”
“I can’t pay the rent!”
“I’ll save you!”
“Uh, I dropped a zero… maybe I can pay the rent.”
OMG! I never knew anyone but my mom knew that skit! She used to do it with a leetle piece of paper being the hairbow, mustache, and bowtie. Yays!
Mah big seesters yused ta du dis skit awl de tiem!
Nao we duz it wit owr nepews an neezes. Dey laffs an laffs!
Silleh hyoomur. We haz it.
csmall n mai mommie too! much giggles an laffin wehn teh smallses was reely small!
ai didded it 2! and had difrint voysis for teh womin, man, and ladnlord.
wii put onna plai in our garradj wen wii wuz kittins…yep, wii did diz one..
Wii did teh Plais in teh Garaj too! Wun ob owr frens had teh serrybul palsi an wus moestly in a weelie chayr, so she yooshully got to plai teh Prinsess!
yup I learneded it at Gurl Skowt camp manee, manee moons ago. Yep joo must hab the little mustach, bow, tie piece of paper
Ai sawz it on the teebee… Ai wuz onlee kitteh in mai litter. mamakitteh was deff, tawt me dis in sine lankwich… funnier than funnies!!!!!
B!’s mawmee did it too! LOLzer!!
Such divursity in kittehs
THAT AR SOME VERY COLL KITTEN PICS
kittehs rool! wurld dominayshun, thay has it!
Mutual of Oh-my-gog Protects Goggies who’ve been injured in an accident, now back to the show – Marlin! Put down that camera and help me!
“We’ll leave Bob here wrestling with this man-eating kitteh while we’ll turn to this message from our sponsor, Mutual of Oh-my-Gog”
Nao letz watch kwietlee whiel Jim ressles an alleygaytor.
Go, Jim! Uh, wayt, OH NOES! Uh, culd sumbuddie halp Jim?
kthxbai!
Shell we followz deh yelo brik rode wif de cheezfrendz to fynd gooshyfuds?
Dis lyin definitley not look like no cow ward to me!
ICHC’s reactions to troll voting!
and crazy K
juss hoo iz this crzy K yoo speek of?
Wii not een Kansass n e moar!
Oh noze … Eye feelz et common on….
SPLORT!
der goez da head
Pppssssssssssss….
der goes da ayr betwin mah earz
Yippity! Skippity! Eyr R Free!
-n- der goez da Last Lonely Lyttle Brayn Cel.
Iffen et innit my tree babay kittehs at home being tu kyooet faor da wurdz, et iz da ICHC … I dunnit tink Eye eber seez da LLLBC agin.
kleen up in ile 2. i finks mai hedz bowt to goez 2.
Oh noes!
Lukkily we haz just got in a new supply uv CHRGs. I givs yoo eech wun fur nekst tiem.
We tuks lourdesmont’s brayns bak in. Hey! Wherd dat last liddel brayn cell go? Itza slippery sukker! Cum heer, nao behayve! *tuk tuk tuk*
trtskh, nao yu needs to luk away fur a few minnuts. Think uv takx returns!
Blankees fur yoo both, in yor fayvrit cullur! Awl beddur nao?
Is mucho faor da bettererz! Eye lurvz mah greyn blankie! But Eye not reel shure dat Da LLLBC be stayinn whair choo putz it. It reellee is da slyp… zlip… fazt lyttle ting!
Glad too see dat, Gremlin. Hoo ordurred dem, doe? *suspishullee* U gais diddun ordur teh cheep wuns too save cheezburga munnee, didja?
DIDJA?
*dead silunts*
(Hoofs on hips) OK, u gais!! I’m juss tellin ya!!! Wen hed splort time rolls arown and ebburboddees glubs pop, doan come crawlin an moanin too mee!
/I has a day off. I’m entitled too bee nuts.
//mmmmm….nuts…..
Um, JCH4K orderd dem befoar leevin town.
We haz menneh in stock nao! Dey haz extree drawrings on dem. A hole zoo full uv kreechurs.
Derz a leppard on dis wun. Oh an heerz a gazelle. An derz an ellephunk.
Collekt de hole set! Wun purr kustumer per splort . . . Operaydors is standin by.
(Hey, srsly, I bet we culd sell sum uv dese on e-bay an maek munnees fur cheezburgers!)
Oh, wew den. If Janet ordurred dem, den no problem.
/ur probly rite, Gremlin
Dids you notiz you are Encourigin Splorts? Ans peeps are sppozd to save der drawings-on ones and haz the hole set? Post splort? Um. Dis is sadly disturbin mental imaj.
wau, gremlin, a glas ob hot chocolitt wud maekds dis teh purrfect therapee.
Why I just happinz to hav wun – rite heer!
*passes steeming hawt up to trtskh*
Warmz de kokkels uv de hart, yes?
Um….. ai don’t fink my hart has cokkels. Oar enny udder form of shellfish.
No, yoo duzzint seem shellfish to meh!
*gigglol*
dis two kittehs away frum bein brady cats
dere was a kitteh in teh Brady bunch pylit sho but not in teh sho wen tey got to teh haus.
Watt hppen to teh kitteh?
didn dey has a goggie name “Tyger”??
Dat’s rite! I memmer dat Tygrrr chayst da kitteh in da pylot, an we nebber seen da kitteh eber agin!
(I bet kitteh went to MT-nest naybors an had snorgles, gushifud an KWIYET fur rest uv hims happee yeerz!)
kitteh got mad there wuz only 1 litterbox in house. moved out.
Deez releetibs at da phamblee reunyonz gettin moar annoyin ebree year!
no prawb….we cuud be
anteeter
badjr
carmeeleeun
dynosawr
eegl
flowndr
geeraff
heffalump
i…..i…..er…….igwana!!!
jellifsh
kanagaroo
lllama…
monkee
nanny goat
ocolot
panda
quagga
rakkoon
sssssssssssnaek
tazmaynian debbil
urial
vicuna
warthogg
undulating fishees
x-tra hyoog armadillo
yak
zebra
a Xenarthran of some sort
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenarthra
a yellow-bellied sapsucker
a Zebu! (Nawt to bee confoozd wif a Xenoo!)
Yay, we gotz wun uv evveryting an 2 uv sum tings.
Um, mebbe we shud start bilding an ark?
Kittehz seez demmselvvs
in so mennee difurrent
wayz. Awll wunndurrfull
Sofft andz fluffee awn
t3h owtsyde. Sliie predaturr
hydeeng deep wiffin
Canz getz wuttebburr
dey wantz. Eevurr throo foarss oarz
mannopyoolayshun
Jack.
Mannypyoolayshun
by kewt mush nicer dan force
ob five pointee endz
Couch Kitteh watching the discobery channel
cats in diffrent habitats
“You has my cheezburger?”
“I no haz a cheezburger.”
“I wants da big cheezburger.”
“BURP!”
what breed of kitteh iz teh TIGERS! kitteh? itz so cuute!!!
mane koon mebbe?
may be new “Toyger” breed. Specially “designed” and bred to look liek mini tyger.
my hed explpodes from teh cuteness!
Oh noes, lisacat. We haz an eppydemic goin awn heer. Yor poor hed.
*tuk tuk* An heerz sum duct taype to taype it all bak together. An a CHRG fur nekst tiem.
Wuld yoo liek sum choklit? Dat halps regrow de brayn cells . . . Heer, I givs yoo sum. De choklit fixxes just abowt evveryting!
Oh gremlin, ai can has choklit plzkthx? Ai is habbin BERY bad day in teh awfiss an mite just has to kill sumwun. Teh choklit mite be teh onlee fing dat saves their life.
SJ, I haz extree choklits fur yoo! Pleez to nawt be killin ennywun. Dis choklit will distrakt yoo frum de violinz impulses. Eet it kwik! Den luk at pikshoors uv moar sweet beh-behs.
De choklit – kwik! De pikshoors – kwik!
Distrakshun tekneekz. I haz dem!
Haw tru, haw tru. Choklit haz savd mene a lif.
and haz mended menneh a brokin hart!
tahnks gremlin, i lurvs teh choklit! i feel better nao.
SJ I thinks U needz something stronger how about sum Irish coffee in addition to the choclit
this should have been under SJ’s commint
two_kittehs, u musta red my mind. Teh choklit and teh kewt is helpin, but ai needs teh alky hall too. Still bery hi risk ob violent slorter.
nooooess! SJ. dont be slortering ennybody IRL. we awreddy got pb in the slammer fur teh pikpokitting.
thrum thrum thrum (fingers drumming on desk while thinking)
here PHPTHTHTH**** here’s a spritz frum the industryal strenght Scentz ob Humor.
yeah, i no. just a temprarararary meashure.
Um, Mary O’S, culd yoo spray meh wif dat scents uv hyoomur?
I wuz samplin it de otter day whiel manning de CCC. I feer I’z gettin addicted to sniffin dat stuff . . .
Unyooshul addikshuns. We has dem!
***phpht phthpht phphpth***
howzat?
MMMMMMMMmmmmmm
*floatz up to de ceeling, agen, jus liek in dat seen in Mary Poppinz*
Aw, I luvs dat stuff! I laffs an laffs!
Did I ever tell ya abowt de man wit de wudden leg naemed Smith?
Hey, where’d I put my flying monkeys?
run toado run
toado goggie is so skeered of lioncat hims turn wite/
Dat “oh my” kitteh is mitey sweet! Himz liddel paw over de mouf. Himz whiskurs. Himz wurried frown.
I luks away kwikly! Den puts on mah splorts-purrtekshun sunglasses to be saef!
~0-0~
Der, de kyoot haz been brot to a manajuble level. . . .
OOOOOOOOooo!!!!!!
Duz Billee Maze sell dem awn teebee? Whar I git dem sumglassis? I needs dem fur when I luk et ma hubbee, cuz hims still so keyoot to meeeee!!!!
Heerz an extry payr, I keepz it in mah bak pokkit.
Is part uv de new ICHC splorts-wear line.
*gigglol*
Wud hev bin halpful if I had inklooded de splorts-purrtekshun shades:
~0-0~
Der yoo go.
splorts-wear FTW gremlin!!
Self-referential humour is self-referential.
Me wants the tigah kitteh!
it no wantz you
Let’z pley Snorgle! Hit the buzzer an pik a kitteh. Redey, one, tew, chree, bzzzt!
–Okey, nao get redey tu snorgle dat kitteh! On ur mark, get set–
–It seemz we has acksident heer. A cotestint haz passt owt from deh kute.
Plz to take camershul brake while we gets de Crash Cart.
Aw no. We losted anudder wun.
Heer coems de CCC! We haz de reverberaytor standin by. It halped to bring deer kitkay bak to lief last week. Mebbe it can resuc . . . resuss . . . bring sumwun hoo passt owt back to conshusniss.
Letz giv it a try! Wun too free – *ZAP!!!!*
Wun moar tiem – *zap!*
*cotestint startz to sit up, an sez in a verree liddel voyce*
Aym sowry Alex. De anser is – Gwatemala? Fur elebenty-sebben poynts?
OMG those captions are from Teriyaki Boys! amazing!
um ya LOL… or mabey Teh Whiskerd of Awwwws
only in kenya
i fought we b in oz rite nao? oh noez, toto, we b lost again!
free snorkl wif ebry vizit
That is so cute and funny.
the enviromentally zealous wizard’s reign iz cawled becauz of game
lolz very funy
What cat is the tiger one?
This is well funny!
What breed is the tiger?
Tiger kitteh is a “Toyger”
oooooooohhhhhhhhhh so cute
And what breed is the Lion kitty? It’s even cuter ^^
comment about the PICTURE ppl
i tink iz funneh but wont let meh fav itz