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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Jesus Christ! Get in teh various swanky modez of transport!
Atleast it’s not bat country
Wii kant stop heer; iz bat cuntree!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ref FTW!!
” into the car !!! no, out of the car !!! no, into the car !!! no out of the car !!! ”
( turns to butter )
No, wayt, iz okei; Ah kan snorgl it!
u peeps is NUTZ
AhthankU, ahthankU.
personally i’m a cashew!!!
gezuntyt
mai peeps is marshmallow
Ooooh, nuts.
I like dem all. Brazil bee mah favrit. Cashews is good in coffee ice creamwiff peenut butter cups..yum. Peanuts…oh, dem is okay. But better in teh salted roasted shells! (Teh shells is nommee) Pralines! Walnut shrimp! Candied pecans! Chestnuts roasting by an open fire!
Peeps? I not care much for teh marshmallow candees.
Tanks enyyway, doe, Teho, u vereh kind too offur.
wait- you can eat the shells on peanutz?
I doo.
cuz ahm nuts.
tehy haz 2B cookeded tho…
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*gastric distress!!*
( has no comment - has turned to butter, with a small amount of pink floof )
[fights urge to engage Barbra voice]
peeeeeeeee nutttttttttttttttt
penuttttttt buttttttttttahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
an jelleh.
The Usual Suspects
wate ’til yoo sees teh flying munkees, my pritties!
…and yur liddle gog, too!
Der iz da sighn onna desk at da offiz dat says… “I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them”
Der beez menee tymes a day dat Eye wanna noze effen Eye cood bour… sweye… haz doze munkees faor a few minnets.
gotta git me 1 ob tohse sighns!
I haz bumpa sticka that sez “Nothing was the same after the house fell on my sister.”
(Mai sis not tink be it so funnee….but I laff an laff!)
I’d leik 1 ob dhoze, but mah sis wood sai waz nawt so grate reeli 2.
mebbee it wuz cuz she wuz warin striped stockins dat day.
“Mai sis not tink be it so funnee”
uh…did she haf any…special powerz or moral leanings?
We hab bumperstickers round here dat sayz:
Don’t make me get out the flying monkeys!
berry simi… simian, similar, same thing
mai bruthr gave me a shirt taht says: doan maek me go get mai Ring!
alllso similar
I seen a bunker stiker wen I wuz in mileetarree, geez, 20 yeers ago! It sed:
“Deer Aunt Em:
Hayt yoo, hayt Kanzis, takin da dawg.
Luv, Dorfee”
Sept nawt in LOLspeek, ub cors, but I lafft ebree tiem I saw dat car!
way back, I used to work retail, selling overpriced furniture and garden supplies (can’t tell you the name, but the initials were S&H) and my boss was a raging b**** - when customers would ask us plebs to do something like a return, something we weren’t authorized to do, we’d say “sorry, I’m just one of the flying monkeys - let me go get my boss …”
gotta ‘member dat for nexst tyme it happenz to mee
Assemblagekittehs R assembled well.
yoo sea our Sharp teefies?
wii dangrous!
Joo shud be berry, berry skeered.
Wii haz teh poyntee endz, too.
And wii not afraid to use tehm.
**cweenmj collapses in giggles and commences snorglesing the cutie pie “oh my” kitteh. **
Hee! Luk at teh weedoo goggie run!
wratz, it gotted away. ware’s my segway…
he’s running so fast his back end is starting to pass his front end!
cyoooooot!!!!
Love the kitteh’s expression in that one, too!
my gawd look at teh fur on dat lion!!!
cut teh chatter Red Two!
focusing on objective… focusing on objective…
Star Wars ref ftw btw!!!
GASP!
this made me lmao so much I can’t think of anything witty or funny to say to it, ahahaha.
“You must pay the rent!”
“I can’t pay the rent!”
“I’ll save you!”
“Uh, I dropped a zero… maybe I can pay the rent.”
OMG! I never knew anyone but my mom knew that skit! She used to do it with a leetle piece of paper being the hairbow, mustache, and bowtie. Yays!
Mah big seesters yused ta du dis skit awl de tiem!
Nao we duz it wit owr nepews an neezes. Dey laffs an laffs!
Silleh hyoomur. We haz it.
csmall n mai mommie too! much giggles an laffin wehn teh smallses was reely small!
ai didded it 2! and had difrint voysis for teh womin, man, and ladnlord.
wii put onna plai in our garradj wen wii wuz kittins…yep, wii did diz one..
Wii did teh Plais in teh Garaj too! Wun ob owr frens had teh serrybul palsi an wus moestly in a weelie chayr, so she yooshully got to plai teh Prinsess!
yup I learneded it at Gurl Skowt camp manee, manee moons ago. Yep joo must hab the little mustach, bow, tie piece of paper
B!’s mawmee did it too! LOLzer!!
Such divursity in kittehs
THAT AR SOME VERY COLL KITTEN PICS
kittehs rool! wurld dominayshun, thay has it!
Mutual of Oh-my-gog Protects Goggies who’ve been injured in an accident, now back to the show - Marlin! Put down that camera and help me!
“We’ll leave Bob here wrestling with this man-eating kitteh while we’ll turn to this message from our sponsor, Mutual of Oh-my-Gog”
Nao letz watch kwietlee whiel Jim ressles an alleygaytor.
Go, Jim! Uh, wayt, OH NOES! Uh, culd sumbuddie halp Jim?
kthxbai!
Shell we followz deh yelo brik rode wif de cheezfrendz to fynd gooshyfuds?
Dis lyin definitley not look like no cow ward to me!
ICHC’s reactions to troll voting!
and crazy K
juss hoo iz this crzy K yoo speek of?