Da doc said ta spend 30 minutes
a day on da bike. I can do dat.
bike is gud. workin wif freewaits can be dangerous
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Heck, I could spend all day on this exercise workout.
Congratulations CP on being not-second! Iz there a popular jazzercise type dance we could do (that’s not 2 fisically demanding, of course)?
I stink at jazzercise, so it doesn’t really matter. Walking on a treadmill is about the limit of my coordination skills.
hey tehm dredmills is tough.
too fas, you allus stubz ur towh,
too slo, you slidn off teh bakz.
U should c meh trai to chw gumz.
oar,
mehbee naut.
I dunno about da jazzercize. Me thinks leotard not flattering on me…..
Mii in leo tard – DOES NAWT WANTZ!!!1
Teh leotardz are want to show ur harblz
i yoosed to do teh jazzersize.
wuz teh yungist hooman der.
old wimin in spandecks = DO NOT WANT.
Hay, ai resembull taht remark!
Actually, there are about three women on the planet who should be allowed to wear spandex. I’m not one of them, either.
An tehr ar NO men on teh planet who shoud be allowd to wear spandex.
Evah!
neva eva!!!
Wut about in the far fuchure when U iz old woman at gym – U be remembering how bad U thot others looked?
kitteh is wayting fur her massage therapist to arrive
wares mine? i has most uncumfertabul bed in da univers- teh windo duznt shut an mai toez is kold an the springs has no cushuns. is moar cumfertabull awn the rokky grownd.
let me shows yu mai terribul, no gud, verry bad day.
Wunst I gets awl da cloze awf it…..
Where b my hyooman? They’s can do the peddlin. I’ll supervise the steerin’. That’s enuff of a workout, rite?
Ai culd sit on dere lap!
mai fwend hadded a kitteh hoo did taht! seh hadded a ecksersyze byke and kitteh wood sleep on her lap wahl seh ecksersyzed. it waz funneh!
So when wee feelz teh bern?
When’s we eat the hot cheezbergur!
Hawt ‘n joosee! DO WANT!
*drulez*
Jucy Lucy! nobuddy makes ‘em like Matt’s in St Paul.
Not sure how dis supposed to help, but cant says a ind tryin.
i iz tired from so much works!
And den Dominoes be here!!
Eksellent yoos uv tiems!!!!
I not shure if he ment before or after we does the chasin’ – heck I’ll it both times.
Monorail kitteh docking stationz
iz bionical leg.
i getz right one next weeks.
XRsize quipmenz unsafe at ini speed. Bork tow on tredd mil to tahmz. Wuznt XRcizin ether tahm.
Dere iz kitteh war clothez shud be hangin’. Or is vera realistic furcoat.
sidenote: Flickr greeting was in LOL: “oh hai, Shaun”
Haha! I lurve Flickr! Oh hai, shaungrl!
I agree, hardist part uv eksersize is gettin cloze awf da ekwipmint!
Ai is glad is nawt just me hoo duz dat! Mai clothes airer – let me show u it!
Dis big floofy cat iz brave, xrsize bikes r teh poysin
i did tyme on teh tredmill. gaynd 2.5 pounz. did tyme on teh byke. gaynd 1 poun. y dis not werking?
It b teh cheezeburger on teh stick wutz doin it.
It b INSCENTIVE! Not for nom nom nom. U gotz 2 stop catchin em!
U wuz gainin mussl. Sez so inna manyul.
So dun yooz da lil peenk fren frum prevyus pitcher!!!!
Oystrs Rokrfeller meks yoo fatter dan cheezeburger, sez so in da manyul!!!
Pettul to deh mettle….do not want.
pett ul b ok, tho…
Well, Katjoy DID say dis kitteh brayv! Eben wiff petals awn hims mettle!
Nex, Iz sit & watch Jane Fonda xercize video!
I buys teh gym membersnips and teh quipment, but I still nawt get in shape.
I tried lukin at it fur 20 minutes 3 tiems a week…and nuffin.
I tried lukin at it fur 40 minutes 4 tiems a week…and nuffin.
I tried lukin at it fur 60 minutes 5 tiems a week…and still nuffin.
And, that’s nawt eben tawkin bout awl teh tiems I frot about lukin at it!
I wants a refund!
Me too!! I’ve had a (cheep thru wurk) club memmership fur a DECADE, an I gayned 40 pownz ober dat tiem!!!!!!
Dem club memmerships iz fattenin! Stay home an sleep insted, I lost moar dan 10 pownz since Noremember, but I nawt doin NEting, jus sleepin.
Mus be hao kittehs stays in fytin trim!
We gets moar exercise carryin teh exrcise bike up an down teh stares ebery time we moovs hows dan we ever has from sittin awn it.
Ah is in shayp; rownd is a shayp!
wat u lookin at. iz not my fault if i cant reach da pedalz!!1!
Mah rezolooshun – Iz keeping it!
Ouchiez! I getz tard out jus’ lookin at dis XerShun.
Big ornj kitteh, blu bull, byutiful baboon,
blowin bubbelz, bikin bakwardz…
I ❤ #928; too
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I messed up the symbol for PI, I missed the & in front of the #
kewl. lemme trwy: Π
now tell me how to do the hart- i tole you i wuz lazee.
sowy, dat wuz wude ob me nawt to fank you. FANKS!
No problem & # 10084 ; with no spaces
but check out ‘alanwood dawt net’ site to get other fonts and wingdings.
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lance armstrong kitty
misses sheryl crow
( and his left nut. and not necessarily in that order. )
ooooh, i go praktice nao. see below fur rezultz!
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ξ
ℜ
wheee !!!
℘
α β γ δ ε ζ η θ ι κ λ μ ν ξ ο π
hmmmmm. zawl greek tomee
Α adn Ω
χ ρ
I LOVE it – it’s so swirley !!! I’m sitting here watching project runway and playing with swirley letters – has anyone noticed how rikki always wears cuillottes that make his 4ss look REALLY BIG ???
You should be able to place the symbols in a .txt or .htm file and open that file directly with your browser for practice display.
ahem. i see i should go praktcise in privaet… i go nao!
kthnxbai
hee hee … Rodney, do you feel like you’ve created a monster?
I think it will just make the entries more interesting.
If you do make a test file for practice and display with a browser, you can cut and paste the symbols from the browser to ICHC comments, so you won’t have to type in the numbers all the time. Just thought of that one.
I ❤ Π too
I ❤ Π adn ♫ , too
i are a copy cat.
Fanks to RD adn Stend for helpful tips…
Deer rodney, mary & stend! It luks leik yoo awll had a lot ov fun doing taht. Rite now ai can’t even bee a copee cat – can’t find thingz awn mai frenz’ PC.
Still having a reel gud tiem, tho. Went to anodder concert awn toosday – chamber mewsik – wif a spektakewlarlee gud yun violinist.
Yay, Janet! Glad to hear you’re going to wonderful concerts. Save a program for me! Oooooh, try to go to some organ concert on some awesome, ginormous pipe organ with some elaborate Bach pieces so I can hear it vicariously.
Did I tell you I got to hear a private concert on Cesar Franck’s organ in Paris a few months ago? The “season” for concerts is not November when I was there, and I was really sad I wouldn’t get to hear any real performances, and when I was wandering around one afternoon (Rodin museum was closed early due to the strikes-arrrrrrrrgggh) i happened upon a wonderful organist playing and he let me come up to the balcony and listen to my heart’s content. It was majik.
People ask me if he offered to let me play Franck’s organ- but I tell them it would be like going to a fine restaurant and having the chef allow one to make a grilled cheese sammidge (or even cheezeburger).
i fink ur doin it rong
Dis kitteh luks jus liek mai Daisy Mae Kitteh!!
Gorjus!!
Exorcism
I does it.
Kitteh no need eksersyze
Kitteh perfek anywey
Nawt fat. Floofy.
Orange kitteh make Pi symbol like yesterday.
hows can ennything so cyutes be poyzuin
This is my cat’s twin!
this is some funny stuff you have here!
I thot doctor tinycat sid to spend 30 minutes a day on an invisible bike.
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tht doctor must be crazi cause the cats gonna get sick.
Lolz! That’s a funny one! ^__^
All nevr spend thrty minutes on an xersise bike evar agen!!!
My hooman can’t even pik meup cuz I got so fatt!
i ate eth the the handle bars…. uhhhh tooo muche cheekin
uz can spends firty mints on a biek… jus not in a row!!!
Hmmm. Good point. All nevr spend 30 minutz INA roe evar agen¡!¡!¡!¡
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halo!? eny1!!!!! plz! i feel alone at teh handlebars!!!!
halo?!? *heers complete silence* …im scared!!!!!!! HOOMAN!!!!!!!!! Mworw!!!!!!!!
ohai iWill! isees u sittin dere awl alone an raise u tew sittin awn mai hovur sedan chare wiff me.
* gifts Iwill wiff magically sleek an slendur abs *
Yay! No moar eccersizin’!!!!!!