omg yes!
yes i will marries you!
dat was fast… did u guize just start dating?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Pleese sir, may I have some more?
No, nawt moar ov dat… no, I sed moar of whut yu iz havvingz. Yeth pliz. No I nont want dat stuf in mai bole. I wunt whut yu has. Pliz. Pliz pliz pliz pliz!?!? mumma mumma mumma… I standz on mai baklegz an I strreeeettttch up an’ pats yur arm, yu kno, kuz ai luvz yu, kuz, u kno, I wants what yu is havingz at da taybul… k… pliz?
Pliz?
**PLIZ?!?!!**
Wy yu showz meh dis sallid fing? I no eets lettus. Dis pleh. Wy wud yu givz sallid to a kitteh? Kitteh no lyk sallid. No, I wunt whut yu for-real iz eeting, nawt dat stuf.
Purrfeck! LOL!!!!
Dis is mai Benamin, ebbry nait!
So perfekt. This is zackly wat mah veronica duz. She will beg and beg when I am eaten teh veggies, then if i offerz her sum and says ‘look it is teh VEGTABLES’, she is annoyed and convinst i really has teh shrimp someware up there on teh plate and won’t share.
Wen ai furst got mai boiz, Bennee wud follow me wit such a lukof hero-wursship. Ai wakked on wadder az far az he waz cuncerned. Den, one day, ai waz habin rice an he caem wid diz luk ub total admirasshun. “Mai hab sum of dat fud ub da gods?” Ai sed, “u wond laik diz! U sher u want?” “Oh, yez, yez, yez! Ef u r eetin id, id hazza be WONNERFULL!”
So ai offer him sum. Hiz face fell an he nebber lukked at me wid such admirashun again.
Oh, well….waz naice waile it lazted, an ai had tu cum offde pedestal at some point!
Tother dai we tree (mai 2 kittehs n me) had rozbeef sammish (ai can has bred). Ben no beleev wen ai tell him iz gon an all ai hab iz babacyoo pitato chibs. Hadda be more rozbeef!
Wen r kittehs begged at teh table, we wud giv dem ornjes cuz kittehs hates teh sitruss stuff an we thot it wud discor–discur–make dem Do Not Want. Now dey just jumps on teh table to see fur demselves.
Dey nau de gudstuff haz tu be up der SOMEWHARES!
But we likes da veggabuls….. speshully da corms…. nom nom nom
Meh kitteh noms any kind of leef lettus. And brockaly. Eating–he duz it wrong?
Menny yeers ago we has a kitteh hoo lubbed teh green beanses. Turneded up her noes at teh salad, tho.
I sez this b4, but 1 ob mah frendz had a kitteh daht askd 4 sultanas!
mai kittehs lyke peese… whirlled pees (bof kinds)…
nawt eben mai squid luving sister eets teh whirlled pees.
mai george foreman comz runnin whenever she heerz any typ of can bein opend. she’l go gallopin into deh kitchin n streeeetch hr pawz up an lean on mai hip n purrrpurrrrrpurrrrrrrrr eevn aftir ai sho her ts backed beenz r spag- spuh- noodly-type saus r somethin.
And Happy Not Secund!
I finks pro… protokol … uzyuwal way of doing fings sez a danse? Mebbe conga line, like at wedding resepshun?
no… no … muzt be teh chikkun dans.
I think we should get the kitty to do “Le Chat Botte et La Chatte Blanche” from The Sleeping Beauty ballet.
Oh, BYOOTIFULL ideea, Maus!
Pleeze not too bee snickurin at teh donkee in teh corner warin a tutu an tryin too grasefullee dants.
oh Kafleen….nobuddy better snikker at teh donkee in teh tutu…..yu iz much mor graseful dan me…I luk like teh ugle dukling dat growed up to be…….a big uglee duk!!! I not onlee has too left feet, but dey is bof pointed in differint direkshuns!
ai lykes yer nayme, eets nyse tu kno taht tehre r moar reeders of Don Marqi’s archie and mehitabel poems? writings? whuteber yu call its?
derefor we must danse tu wun uv mehitabels sawngs, wotthehell wothehell . . .
Cheerio mi deerio, laugh and be gai! Poor Archie. It wuld be ezier now for himz to type, but still bads to be a cockrowch. I sends de book to my grandkids. Tey lokz at me funny.
waytasec. moar wut?
moar marijjz?? spowsiz???
…mabey moar Mausiz?
HEY! I resemble that remark…
that you do
Not!!! Tehre iz awnlee wun Maus heer. Teh wun, teh awnlee - gigglol - (ai can’t go awn! :D)
Eneway, congrats deer Maus - ai’m up dere dansing wif teh kyoot liddle donkee in teh tutu fur yoo. An NO snikerz allowed!
Oanlee teh Milky Wais…
Didja ebber preten tu eed KITTEH’s fud? Ben lukkd so offended an taken aback wen ai did dat. Den he sniffed food and realized ai hadnt tuched it - no me saliva smell.
i will skweez it in mai paws n calls it jorj.
and then I will eatz it.
and then ai will spit it owt awn teh floor “pleh”.
akshully, it ar a gift, I ar being thotful and sharing mah catch with Uz
Luk - itz still gotz tree legz left! I iz thowtful.
In yor shoo
mai presshusssss!
iz awready all in wite 4 da sera.. cera… 4 da weddin!
Ais will brengs de wynes fore te tosts.
I will brings teh butter fur teh toasts.
Wut joo meen, not dat kine of toast?
wud efrybuddy plz raiz ur butter dishez fur da best kitteh’s tost!
(pleh, pleh!)
*waits patiently for the slew of people who are going to say that the kitty is deaf*
The kitty is *probably* deaf, but not necessarily. It’s much more common to have congenital deafness in white-kitties-with-blue-eyes, yes…. but it’s not a guarantee of deafness.
um .. okee.
I nebber herd dat. So .. um… yeah.
Ob cors, is impossybul to test becuz awl kittehs ar selectivlee def.
Kitteh? *nothing*
KITTEH? *nothing*
*shakes fud bag* *kitteh appears*
o, i c u hav met mah kittehs too!
or da can oppener! Or in our case, frij dor or even … fork on ta side ob da CAN! Clink!
4 happy faces pop up.
wut you never hird .. .you wite, mebbe? tee. hee.
temple grandin talks about this in her book “Animals in Translation”. She describes the details of genetic and other factors in fastinating and readable style.
WHUT? Elfi, I sees ur lips moov but I cannot heers whut ur sayin. Rite it downs on peece of paper, plz.
Yes, I is white wif bloo eyes, y u axe? Whut? WHUT?
“Ur lips moov butt ai karnt heers whut ur sayin”? Dis Pinc Floid kummferbly num kitteh?
eddo - dere NEboddee in dere?
Jus nod f u an heer me - dere NEwun hoam? (cuz f dere iz, plz let me in awlreddee! iz kawld out heer!)
cmon nao, ai heers ur feline doan
ai kn eez ur payne an gets u on ur feets again (doen no whut teh prblim iz maiself, kittehs alwais lans on tehir feets. stoopy hoomins)
relaks, ai needs sum infurmayshuns furst (laik, wehre teh gooshyfud iz)
jus teh baysik fax (botumm cubbard, in teh garidge, wehre?!)
Kan u sho me wehre it hurtz (ai mayk biskit on ur owee wehn u haz feeded me - deel?)
Ai haz bekum, kummferbly nomnomnom.
(sorree mistuh wartahs an gilmoore - iz gud song, an needid lolspeek vershun fur kompleetnis)
That song did play breefly in mah hed when I writed that.
I like ur kitteh vershun of teh song. We hads a mellowdrama teh other day, we needs to has a Cheezfrenz Rock Lolpera now. I is bizzy at werk. U rite it, kthxbaitehtshirt
Ai iz wif U LCB; Cheezfrenz Rok Lolpera wood be schwell! Ai tinks Ittybittehkitteh wood be gud to wright it; her Gnu Yeers Salud wuz most xllent! (if yu misd it, u RILLY misd sumting!)
and speekin of IBK, whoo is BTW MIA, today is her BIRFDAY!
Hippo Birdie Day tew Ewe, IBK!! Wee miz ewe….
I dids miss it. When was it? Gnu Yeers was in January this yeer, rite?
And HBD MIA IBK!
Aw - HAPPY HAPPY DAY, IBK!!! Wher is yoo!??? We misses owr IBK . . .
LCB, Gremlin, y’all cans fine Ittehbittehkitteh on maispayz dawt com
her blog iz full of win and so berry awsum!
Oh, it won’t happen until the thread is dead and long moved away from, and only then the bizarre last minute stragglers will make their couple or three comments.
Unknown name will post, “Deaf cat is deaf.” Another unknown name will post, “This is a good one.” And perhaps a third will say,”I don get it.
” They will sit in the annals of cheezdom and draw non-cheezburger vote dust.
/going back too bed to recharge mah weerd brane.
Kafleen, u maik mee lol! An yor brane nawt weerd, yor brane werks reel gud!
…yet we stil com bak
dai
aftr dai
aftr dai…
Yesh, well, ai has no life. Wut is teh rest uf yoos exkewses?
ha! we be livin owr lievs vicarry… vi-curyus… viktoryus… um we has no lyfes eethr so we borows urs.
My life, u has it?
My life, it has a flavor?
OH NOES, TEHY BE STEELIN MY LIFE….
My life, can not has. Not urs.
Imbissibul life.
Ai had a life, but u eated it.
OK ai stawp now.
BINGLIFE
Kafleen…..threads doan die….they just get reel strung out!