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A basket of treats for the love-lorn!
congradumalashons on not furst!
It canbe partee timez nao?
b0rg like presishun rools the day! happee mardeE Grah!
concat ululations! maybee aliddle N’Olunz jazz type myussic for teh celebrashun?
I brot sum moonpyes adn doobloons to frow out to peeps.
yoo could assymilayte some revelers on teh parade root!
ooooooooh cawling (cue dramatic music with a jazzy flair ♫ )
dundh
. dunh
. dhuuuuuuunh
Fymumi Gator to teh reskew
whoooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flaming the parade root to clear teh areyuh of smellytroll.
(wacth out for teh tail- she be danzin to teh dixeeland jazz)
we can haz benayes? n da cafe wit chick-oree
YEsh! Fyumi kooks berry good benyayes! herez a fresh batch jest fur you (keerful, don’t burn yore mouf)
try de cafay olay- is delishus adn nootrishus (has teh chik or ee adn auntie accidentz)
Auntie accidents! Bwahahahahahaha!
Happie Moddy Graw from New Orluns! I wuz juss drinkin my afternun coffee & chickory, but not eetin teh beignets. I liv preddy clos to ware a lot of teh parayds start, an I bin heerin teh drumbeets an brass banns all day. Itz in teh hi 70s, an I gots all teh windows open. I ushully am out dere in costoom on Moddy Graw, but I’m dooin it low-profyle this yeer. Laytr I’m goin to a partee warin a blonde wig (I haz dark haar, rly), an whatever else I can fine to disguys myself. I wuz tryin to think up a ICHC costoom, but I didn’t. Maybee next yeer.
We all hopin this is a suksesfull Carnival seesun, cuz teh citty reely needs teh turists. But fings ar much better now, an most evvryfing is up an runnin as usual. All teh cheezpeeps shud come vizit. U can hav ur own coffee & beignets, an u will luv it!
wooden it be awl kool if wee culd awl meet at cafay du monde fur the bayzh nutz adn cafay olay some day? bud in teh nawt Mardee graw seeson mebee.
hmmmm. i maded yoo sum benyayz adn cafe au lay but WP eeted it. mebbee itl showup layter.
I goes maek you moar…
yuup, dere itis. itz okay, we just hasmores to shaer! Ennybodee else wants sum?
(whispures to servant2R- you haz a liddul powduhd shuga around yore mouf- heres a refreshing spritz to fpphoof it off)
tank u! dey is wunnerfull benyaes. n Im shur all hav poduwd shuga alll doun ma shurt 2.
OOooooOOoooh, I jest LUB benyays!! I onlee got to vizit N’awlins wunce, but oh wat a citee! I lub it! Da jazz, da arki.. arrki.. stile ov teh billdings! I wuz 16 and playd sacksofone in band and lubbed seeing awl the reel jazz playrs.
An I rmember sitteeng at a owtdoor caffe wiff mai parents and drinkin chikoree koffee and eeting benyays! Ah, the memborees.
*pulls owt her sacksofone*
*starts playeeng sum jazz for the cheezfrens*
Happee Fatt Toosday!
*fros sum beeds and doobloons*
owch!
*looks around to see if SJ is neerbye*
ahem. AHEM i think sum bunny needz to chek the beedndoobloon throwin lisense.
i fink sumbuddy is bean a nillegal ALIEN (awful litterer in entertaining N’Awlins)
Dere b uh cayjun eetins playc wifin walkin distuns ov mah wurkz…dey has teh Mardee Graw parteez dere. I goez dere n habs teh N’Olinz cheezburger n for deezurtz ai has teh choklit chip bred puddin wif teh rum sawc n vaniluh ais creems. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
*pulls out own saxaphone and starts duet wiff zippycat*
ai muss warn yoo tho, ai nawt plai jazz awl taht well
bai teh wai . . . whut kynd uv saxamaphone duz yu plai zippycat?
ai play alto.
N’owrnenz jazz did u say????? ai jest happenz to noes sumwun hoo iz pretti gud at dat…..
fur yer enjoimint…….mi fren David Bromberg…”Dyning Crapshooters Blues”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhY4-MVLNc
Thanks fur that David Bromberg song, salleh, I did enjoy it.
1984! OMG, it seemded lik yesserday.
Moonpyes? wat about de rc cola?
aye prefurrs teh barqs, oopsie shud be spelld barks.
Dey sai it “moonpye ana co-cola” daon dere.
ob corse. ebber tried teh peanutz in teh co-cola?
Yep…bak when Coke was in teh short bottles…..yippee! Good memmeriez!
a compleeet fast meal boddul ob cola and a leetle bag ob sawlty peanutz innit.
No frowing moonpies. Frow Poonchkees! (Iz Polish donuttee ting). Dey bowns better.
yeah, but sownds messier! de moonpies ushually indibichuall er indyvidual um
each wun has itz own wrapper.
plus, you can frizbee teh moonpyes.
tehy frow teh moon pyez frum teh parade flotes heer in laffy ette looeezeeanna. srsly!
day foun de behbeh in the keeng kake, an putta in de basskit!!! It be a sell a brayshun for all yuns beh behs.
Yeah!
hoap no buddy broke a toof!
we are gowing to grammas house wif some good commas, and periods, and simicolons
ware’s my red cape wif teh hood? adn woolf repellant.
n ampersands! canst furgit amprisans
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& gramma likes dem. tayste like spaghettees.
Donut let teh colon get wet! Donut want colonic irrigayshun!
*facepaw*
u beeted me to it SJ…..*fasepaw* waz zacktli wat ai waz finking…..
Oh noez, kitteh, u not goen dere! anee kittee dat kyoot onlee goez to nize playc
Wee r tu cyute tu goe tu H-E-dubble toofpiks, dats fur shur.
Bedder get teh CCC reddy!
CCC is heer fur NE kyuteness splorts!
Michio hads hims fursted vets visits todae n gotses cleen bill ob hellf. I tries to uplodes pics of him todae.
An aym heer fur bak-up on teh CCC!
Reporting fur dootee, sir!
Lass post commin din post. Ai tryes agin.
Gets ur CHRG(wdoi) n udder CCC supplys owt. Heer’s Michio!
http://ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/photos/view/30bb?b=14
So tru, so tru. Eberywun mos hilee rekomendd tu slyp on da CHRG (wdoi) emedeeutlee!!
Xxtreem Splort Danjer Allurt!! Dat kitteh farr farr tuu kyoot 4 saff vewwing.
Kawshun is advized. Juss da kwikkest peekz alowd.
Oh noes… teh bloo eyes… teh pinkie nose… teh comma tail…
SPL…
whew, good ting i ar warin mai CHRG (wdoi). I can has anudder wun , plz? Dis wun awl pleh now.
I tink i need some choklits an a sawftee blankee tu. CCC? I ar feelin weak.
oops. WE ARE OUT OB CHRGS!!!!!!! Janet ushually orduhs dem, ware is she???
here taek dis leftober PPH (that stands for PPH*) whcih sez happee bIrfdae.
taek dis MM (dat stands fur MM**), mark owt happee bIrfdae adn rite:
happee mArdee Grah.
*majik markuh
**poynty partee hat
Tanks, Mary O. Yu r vairy preepaired for ebery sichuayshun. Wuz yu a gurl skowt?
O tank yu, mary o! Dis will help kontayn fyoocher splorts!
Noes weer nots! Dons furgets Ai gots teh sooper dooper CCC pulled bai modifited zambownee!
tihs is nawt a bukkit? I wants a bukkit! GEMMEE A BUKKIT!!!!!
moses kitteh: the early yrs
herriot ref? FTW
that were a lobely storee weren’t it?
when he ar all growed up, he ar going to lead all the kittehs to land of cheezburgers
gooshie fuds
free frum humin oppresshuns, a land free of cameraz, silleh costumez and baffs
moses inteh bibul ref? FTW
Egyptian princess would be powerless to refuse to take such a cute Moses-kitteh-in-a-basket from the Nile!
Moses kitteh grows up, and through God’s guidance, inflicts the 10 kitteh-plagues on Egypt: Scratching da royal furniture, peeing (and worse) on the royal laundry, climbin’ da palace kurtains, hairballs thrown up on tables (preferably in front of apalled onlookers), mutilated mice left on the pillows, regurgitated locust thrown up everywhere, first-born of all Egyptians soundly scratched several tymes (with resulting infections, of course), royal dogs beaten up and hyumiliated by de kittehs, anxiety-shed fur on pharaoh’s nice clothes, male kittehs back up to hard-hearted owners and spray them.
Let my people go!
Wao! I has teh 10 plagues in mah howse!
Let my Peeps go! Kitteh keeps eatening tehm!
When lolcats was in vegan land,
Let mah burgerz go!
Fed on tofoo they could not stand
Let mah burgerz go!
Go down, kitteh
Way down in vegans’ land;
Pleh to tofoo
To let mah burgerz go!
*No offense to Tofu intended. kthxartisticlisense
*POOM*
thatz my embosser which just putted the Seal ob Approbal on taht wun, and entidduls you to free addishun the creyatib license!
(subjek to approoval by SJ adn a fee)
A&W has a swiss veggie burger furr teh vegeterrarians n menee playsses has playn veggie burgers wifout eggncheez furr teh vegans.