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A basket of treats for the love-lorn!
congradumalashons on not furst!
It canbe partee timez nao?
b0rg like presishun rools the day! happee mardeE Grah!
concat ululations! maybee aliddle N’Olunz jazz type myussic for teh celebrashun?
I brot sum moonpyes adn doobloons to frow out to peeps.
yoo could assymilayte some revelers on teh parade root!
ooooooooh cawling (cue dramatic music with a jazzy flair ♫ )
dundh
. dunh
. dhuuuuuuunh
Fymumi Gator to teh reskew
whoooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flaming the parade root to clear teh areyuh of smellytroll.
(wacth out for teh tail- she be danzin to teh dixeeland jazz)
we can haz benayes? n da cafe wit chick-oree
YEsh! Fyumi kooks berry good benyayes! herez a fresh batch jest fur you (keerful, don’t burn yore mouf)
try de cafay olay- is delishus adn nootrishus (has teh chik or ee adn auntie accidentz)
Auntie accidents! Bwahahahahahaha!
Happie Moddy Graw from New Orluns! I wuz juss drinkin my afternun coffee & chickory, but not eetin teh beignets. I liv preddy clos to ware a lot of teh parayds start, an I bin heerin teh drumbeets an brass banns all day. Itz in teh hi 70s, an I gots all teh windows open. I ushully am out dere in costoom on Moddy Graw, but I’m dooin it low-profyle this yeer. Laytr I’m goin to a partee warin a blonde wig (I haz dark haar, rly), an whatever else I can fine to disguys myself. I wuz tryin to think up a ICHC costoom, but I didn’t. Maybee next yeer.
We all hopin this is a suksesfull Carnival seesun, cuz teh citty reely needs teh turists. But fings ar much better now, an most evvryfing is up an runnin as usual. All teh cheezpeeps shud come vizit. U can hav ur own coffee & beignets, an u will luv it!
wooden it be awl kool if wee culd awl meet at cafay du monde fur the bayzh nutz adn cafay olay some day? bud in teh nawt Mardee graw seeson mebee.
hmmmm. i maded yoo sum benyayz adn cafe au lay but WP eeted it. mebbee itl showup layter.
I goes maek you moar…
yuup, dere itis. itz okay, we just hasmores to shaer! Ennybodee else wants sum?
(whispures to servant2R- you haz a liddul powduhd shuga around yore mouf- heres a refreshing spritz to fpphoof it off)
tank u! dey is wunnerfull benyaes. n Im shur all hav poduwd shuga alll doun ma shurt 2.
OOooooOOoooh, I jest LUB benyays!! I onlee got to vizit N’awlins wunce, but oh wat a citee! I lub it! Da jazz, da arki.. arrki.. stile ov teh billdings! I wuz 16 and playd sacksofone in band and lubbed seeing awl the reel jazz playrs.
An I rmember sitteeng at a owtdoor caffe wiff mai parents and drinkin chikoree koffee and eeting benyays! Ah, the memborees.
*pulls owt her sacksofone*
*starts playeeng sum jazz for the cheezfrens*
Happee Fatt Toosday!
*fros sum beeds and doobloons*
owch!
*looks around to see if SJ is neerbye*
ahem. AHEM i think sum bunny needz to chek the beedndoobloon throwin lisense.
i fink sumbuddy is bean a nillegal ALIEN (awful litterer in entertaining N’Awlins)
Dere b uh cayjun eetins playc wifin walkin distuns ov mah wurkz…dey has teh Mardee Graw parteez dere. I goez dere n habs teh N’Olinz cheezburger n for deezurtz ai has teh choklit chip bred puddin wif teh rum sawc n vaniluh ais creems. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
*pulls out own saxaphone and starts duet wiff zippycat*
ai muss warn yoo tho, ai nawt plai jazz awl taht well
bai teh wai . . . whut kynd uv saxamaphone duz yu plai zippycat?
ai play alto.
N’owrnenz jazz did u say????? ai jest happenz to noes sumwun hoo iz pretti gud at dat…..
fur yer enjoimint…….mi fren David Bromberg…”Dyning Crapshooters Blues”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhY4-MVLNc
Thanks fur that David Bromberg song, salleh, I did enjoy it.
1984! OMG, it seemded lik yesserday.
Moonpyes? wat about de rc cola?
aye prefurrs teh barqs, oopsie shud be spelld barks.
Dey sai it “moonpye ana co-cola” daon dere.
ob corse. ebber tried teh peanutz in teh co-cola?
Yep…bak when Coke was in teh short bottles…..yippee! Good memmeriez!
a compleeet fast meal boddul ob cola and a leetle bag ob sawlty peanutz innit.
No frowing moonpies. Frow Poonchkees! (Iz Polish donuttee ting). Dey bowns better.
yeah, but sownds messier! de moonpies ushually indibichuall er indyvidual um
each wun has itz own wrapper.
plus, you can frizbee teh moonpyes.
tehy frow teh moon pyez frum teh parade flotes heer in laffy ette looeezeeanna. srsly!
day foun de behbeh in the keeng kake, an putta in de basskit!!! It be a sell a brayshun for all yuns beh behs.
Yeah!
hoap no buddy broke a toof!
we are gowing to grammas house wif some good commas, and periods, and simicolons
ware’s my red cape wif teh hood? adn woolf repellant.
n ampersands! canst furgit amprisans
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& gramma likes dem. tayste like spaghettees.
Donut let teh colon get wet! Donut want colonic irrigayshun!
*facepaw*
u beeted me to it SJ…..*fasepaw* waz zacktli wat ai waz finking…..
Oh noez, kitteh, u not goen dere! anee kittee dat kyoot onlee goez to nize playc
Wee r tu cyute tu goe tu H-E-dubble toofpiks, dats fur shur.
Bedder get teh CCC reddy!
CCC is heer fur NE kyuteness splorts!
Michio hads hims fursted vets visits todae n gotses cleen bill ob hellf. I tries to uplodes pics of him todae.
An aym heer fur bak-up on teh CCC!
Reporting fur dootee, sir!
Lass post commin din post. Ai tryes agin.
Gets ur CHRG(wdoi) n udder CCC supplys owt. Heer’s Michio!
http://ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/photos/view/30bb?b=14
So tru, so tru. Eberywun mos hilee rekomendd tu slyp on da CHRG (wdoi) emedeeutlee!!
Xxtreem Splort Danjer Allurt!! Dat kitteh farr farr tuu kyoot 4 saff vewwing.
Kawshun is advized. Juss da kwikkest peekz alowd.
Oh noes… teh bloo eyes… teh pinkie nose… teh comma tail…
SPL…
whew, good ting i ar warin mai CHRG (wdoi). I can has anudder wun , plz? Dis wun awl pleh now.
I tink i need some choklits an a sawftee blankee tu. CCC? I ar feelin weak.
oops. WE ARE OUT OB CHRGS!!!!!!! Janet ushually orduhs dem, ware is she???
here taek dis leftober PPH (that stands for PPH*) whcih sez happee bIrfdae.
taek dis MM (dat stands fur MM**), mark owt happee bIrfdae adn rite:
happee mArdee Grah.
*majik markuh
**poynty partee hat
Tanks, Mary O. Yu r vairy preepaired for ebery sichuayshun. Wuz yu a gurl skowt?
O tank yu, mary o! Dis will help kontayn fyoocher splorts!
Noes weer nots! Dons furgets Ai gots teh sooper dooper CCC pulled bai modifited zambownee!
tihs is nawt a bukkit? I wants a bukkit! GEMMEE A BUKKIT!!!!!
moses kitteh: the early yrs
herriot ref? FTW
that were a lobely storee weren’t it?
when he ar all growed up, he ar going to lead all the kittehs to land of cheezburgers
gooshie fuds
free frum humin oppresshuns, a land free of cameraz, silleh costumez and baffs
moses inteh bibul ref? FTW
Egyptian princess would be powerless to refuse to take such a cute Moses-kitteh-in-a-basket from the Nile!
Moses kitteh grows up, and through God’s guidance, inflicts the 10 kitteh-plagues on Egypt: Scratching da royal furniture, peeing (and worse) on the royal laundry, climbin’ da palace kurtains, hairballs thrown up on tables (preferably in front of apalled onlookers), mutilated mice left on the pillows, regurgitated locust thrown up everywhere, first-born of all Egyptians soundly scratched several tymes (with resulting infections, of course), royal dogs beaten up and hyumiliated by de kittehs, anxiety-shed fur on pharaoh’s nice clothes, male kittehs back up to hard-hearted owners and spray them.
Let my people go!
Wao! I has teh 10 plagues in mah howse!
Let my Peeps go! Kitteh keeps eatening tehm!
When lolcats was in vegan land,
Let mah burgerz go!
Fed on tofoo they could not stand
Let mah burgerz go!
Go down, kitteh
Way down in vegans’ land;
Pleh to tofoo
To let mah burgerz go!
*No offense to Tofu intended. kthxartisticlisense
*POOM*
thatz my embosser which just putted the Seal ob Approbal on taht wun, and entidduls you to free addishun the creyatib license!
(subjek to approoval by SJ adn a fee)
A&W has a swiss veggie burger furr teh vegeterrarians n menee playsses has playn veggie burgers wifout eggncheez furr teh vegans.
how do tehy tastses?
i kno sum smarty pantz is gonna say ” wif theyre tung- hao elses duz wun tayste sumfing”
i meen, wutz teh flavuh like?
U commin to my houze kitteh, tu be pampred and lurved 4evah and evah
Dat pink owtfit gonna b covurd in blak kitteh hayr.
Allwayze excessorize wif fur!
This is Purrfect for today. It is election day in California.
I m in yur basket. Exploitin mah cutyeness.
hmmmmm. jus as teh rest of the country thot, CA goin to hell in a hand basket, and inviting us alawng fur the ride.
Do Not Want!
Todae we maek kittee in de baskee!
BORK BORK BORK
(dis be frum chicken in teh basket rootine of Sweedish Chef on teh Muppitz, foar u yungins)
Swedish Chef FTW!!!
Ai lurves teh Swedish Chef. Bork-bork-bork.
Muppitz is da win an awsum!
donut wuri, kitteh, i aksez maiself dis veri saem kweshin all teh tiem “Where ar i goin, and whut iz i doin in dis hanbaskit?”
i can has permanent rezidense in teh nawty barn?
shor, yu can bunk up wit me!
Pretty soon we gonna hafta add on to teh nawty barn….peeple go dere and doan wanna leave……ennybuddy reddy for an ole fashuned barn-raisin???
We could make it a entire complecks! Teh Nawty Barndominium.
I comes to teh nawty-barn-raisin and I brings teh tooba-fours and teh shoo-fly pie.
mi granfadder waz teh Amish….( he meeted mi grammudder,hoo waz teh Irish caffolic, an wen he marrieded her…he waz teh “red oawt ov meeting” an shunneded….) so u cood sai…barnraziningg iz in mi blud……,an ai iz preddy gud wiff a hammur….an nales….an sawz, an roolerz..an odder…”maek stuff outa wood” fingz….
so ar we gonna surprize Janet wiff teh addshun….???oar ar we gonna tri to getz hole ov her in teh Floridaz?????
jest askin….
Janet is in warm, sunny Florida????? Why dint ennybuddy tell me??? I is in Orlando….!!! Fer kryin owt lowd, guize….wherd she go?
I say we put on teh addshun in her honor….teh JCH4K wing!
I think we shud surprize her. Go ahead and sine her name for her on all teh bilding permits.
ok….noaw awl we needz iz a plan……..
hoo can drawz teh planz…….oar shood we do a Winchestur hoawse typo ov bildin??
For a project like this we should bring back none other than Frank Lol Wright from teh ded.
WAIT! She JCH$K left me in charge, so I hab teh veto power.
Well, ok , she didn’t akshully leeb me in charge. But she implied it.
Well, ok she didn’t imply it, I madeded it up.
But nobodee stajed a coup, so I’m in charge.
Well, ok , yore gonna do it nomatter what right?
Ok, i say gote hed.
butt, if i whir y’all, ide mayk shure you gotted teh rite purr mitz frum SJ.
Ai has to warn u – teh paperwerk is backed up to HEER. Ms Mary O’Spockn has been gibbing owt lolseals of approval and creatib licenses awl ober teh place an ai has to check AWL of teh forms. An tehr is a kitteh asleep in teh middle of teh pile. Cud taek a while….
I sez we go wifouwt teh permitz…..hooz gonnna be lookin owt in teh woods??? Mos of teh inspekturs in Orlando doan eben git outta dere truks!
moses kitty suspects nuthing
A tiskit, a taskit, a kitteh in teh baskit…
hopfully eet wusnt teh little doggie hoo pcked eet up tehn!
ah, cheezburger takls da tuff kweschins…
I doan noe wut yr worreed abowt, kitteh.
We goin fr road trip, that’s all.
Lessee, where is this Good Intentions Road…
Can’t miss it. You go down to teh end of JCH40K Boolevard, turn left onto JCH40K Boolevard, take teh first rite onto JCH40K Boolevard and Good Intentions Road is teh second intersectshun. Only itz been renamed to JCH40K Boolevard.
And freshly paved!
Menny Menny years ago, my mamma had a 45 wreckord called “Kitty in a Basket”
Goed somesing like dis:
If deres someone in the sity
doesn’t want a little kitteh
tell’em poot de little kitteh in a basket
Leaves de little basket outside our door
and we love de little kitteh forever more
Saving ups a dollar and we gonna buy a collar
In de five and ten whens we pass it
Don’t want a little tisket
ors a little tasket
just wants a little kitteh in a basket
theres was mores, but I forgets
Lykes dis nyce liddle sawng. Want kitteh inna baskit bai mai door tudai!
An awn teh wai yu’ll pass:
Ask Bfore yu taek Dryv
Be kynd to ebbereewun Avenyu
Chu a hundert tyms Bfor yu swaller Close…
we be on teh rode agin- teh won paved wif good indentashuns, er intenshuns?
Do untoo otters as yoo wood hab tehm dew untwo yoo.
emmtee garbage befoar doggie findz (mnewmonik deevize to merember teh lines
in teh trouble clef (aka g clef)
Finish wut yoo startz…
wratz. fergot to add ttehy are awl cul de sakz on the afourmenshuned road.
hmmmmm. rite now dis wun is at teh bowtom. dis supposd to be up hiyer.
i NOES if i putts anuther wun in teh write place its ebil twin will show up. if eye don’t itll stay down here.
duh limmas. i haz wun.
Step 1: Remove kitteh from basket.
Step 2: Place basket on head to prevent splorts from intense kyoot.
Step 3: Snorgle away.
Picnick? Wut picnick? Noesss I dunno wher fud wents
Ooohhh littel tuxededo kitteh! Plz to be curlzn up roun ma neck – ah likes waerin tuxzedos wen dey hab fur trimmins
1. Whut’s wif teh bloo-n-wyt chekd dres?
2. Whut’s wif teh littl hoomins…littl hoomins all arownd us wif dere big blood-shot i’z?
3. I’s seen stryps n middl ov rode b4 but nawt dat wide…
4. Y dat laydee ridin teh Hoover Vacuum monster?
5. Hoo libs n dat big green glow-in-teh-dark howse up awn teh hill?
6. Duz dat walkin can has gooshyfoodz?
7. Y dere a walkin bed next 2 us?
8. I is wif teh big kitteh…I’s scareded 2.
eef teh plural of goose is geese, shouldn’t teh plural of moose be meese?
eef teh plural uv tooth ees teeth, shuldn’t teh plural of booth be beeth?
shouldn’t tehre be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
tahts all ai got.
“We’ze goin to HELL in a hand bazket??
Umm, why? Iz it cuz I iz so cyoot? Mebbe it’z cuz I iz devilishly cyoot!”
What a lovely face and what eyes he has, he’s cute!
lez go Dorfey. Iz gots ridda dat pesky Toto!
Wizzerd of Oz would be shorter that way.
Wikkid Witch: I’ll get u mah priddy. And ur little dawg too– er, I means ur little kitteh too! (looks at kitteh) Ahhhh! Who woulda thinked that such a kewt little cat like that could destroy mah bootiful wikkednessosity! I’m splorting! I’m sploooooooorting! Whadda whirled, whadda whirled… *SPLORT*
Teh End.
On behalf uv teh CCC crew, ah refyoozis to offer a CHRG to teh wikkid witch uv teh west!
*kayrfully opins dor on CCC wher Fyumi teh Gaytor libs*
Sic ‘em, Fyumi! Eet dat wikkid old witch!
NOM NOM NOM
Teh Edn.
U would think that teh big pointy witch hat she wares would protect her, but u would be rong. As soon as her branes hit teh hat, teh hat melted.
OTOH, it would beez teh funny to see teh wikkid witch wif a CHRG on toppa her big pointy witch hat.
We rep-re-zent, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild…
Axshuallee, teh musical “Wicked” tellz teh tale uv wut wuz REELEE goin on inna Land uv Oz, n it ar amazin!! Teh whizzerd wuz axchuallee bad(!) n he wuz meen tu teh animuls, inkludin teh kittehs! He tryd tu maak wumen wif majikal powr (teh WW uv da W) luk bad, sins seh tryde tu stop himz frum puting animuls in prizun! Seh wuz axshuallee nise, n seh lubbd kittehs! Wut a skreem!
Has yu seen “Tin Man” on teh Sci-Fi Channel? Is yet anudder take on teh Wizzerd uv Ozz.
Axshuallee, ai stopt whatchng telebizun Awgusst, 1996. ‘mos evreyting soh duuumm.
Ai haf seen lottz uv moovees, n ai reed abowt telebizun programz, tu kno wut iz gowin awn, butt allmost evryting seemd so silleh, n ai want so mush moar tahn tehy putt awn teh err. Moar phun to plai wif kittehs!
Now reed, reed, reed n rite, rite, rite. 2 buks ritten, sekwel 2 sekund 1 allmos dunn.
Kreatin ur own worl, soooo mush fun. Havin karacterz ovrkum grate obstikels, indurr suferring wif strenth n graas, n phinallee sukseed in grannd n glorrius phashun… prettee nyss.
Mai rytting ambishuns… let me show u dem.
O Hai
Mai name iz hell
Nice 2 meet u
another elvira gulch victim
It playses teh kitteh in teh baskett.
I mayd u an eester egg, but I eated it.
we iz gonna send uoz away, like moses
sumday u is gonna be grait-leder kittah
*giggles* This is mah kitteh!! His name is Kyo! Aww thankee so mush fer maeking him famouse.
oh ai iz teh jelluz…dat iz wun cyute kittehz…..luvz dose tuxxies…..
yesh himz are cute bebbeh kitteh, fanks muches for sharing himz pictoor wid us.
You has adorable kitteh. Kyo have the bluest kitteh eyeses I ever seen!
hai. showed up on your doorstep. i can haz cheezburger now?
Yes.
Iz der a plaiz wer teh peepz iz gittin teh bloo-id kittehs? Sew mini bloo-id kittehs l8lee. So lublee.
BALLOON
MY BEEYUTEFUL
BEEYUTEFUL
MY
IN
AWAY
AND
UP
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splortz reziztenz glasses in playz….dint wurk
syuper kewt kitteh brokded da glasses
okkulus reparo! Glazzes awl bedder nao.
Me: Where are we going?
My mom: To h*ll if we don’t pray.
You are all mad, MAD I say!!!!
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