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iz a palindrome
teh ultimate palindrome: tacocat.
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iz a palindrome
teh ultimate palindrome: tacocat.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: marriott kitteh
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Iz kitteh replicator machine!!!!!!
Where can I buyz this new teknologi..techkinlo…um, new gadjet?
palynndrome:
bald elf fled lab
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas!!!1! :-Þ
awesome one!
Cookie’s human u gots da “top spot” (is a palyndrome)!
Oh noez, hear wii goes agin…renember “taco cat”?
ufo tofu. favorite palindrome.
sowy, ment to say congratumakashuns Cookiees Human.
racecar!!!!
tribz, i fought abowt u rite away wen i seed dis!
Eye jus lukee mye huzband iz owt, or hee hog puter awl nite!
Dear Cookie:
Would yoo pleez distrakt yer humen sumtime so-as sumbody else (pref. mii), can B naught 2nd?
yoo hab to gib Cookie a double cheezburgr. Werked fur me.
palynndrome:
a tip: save Eva’s pita
yes, butt duz Eva half a cheezburger pita sammich?
and will that satisfy Cookie, soz I can hab top-spot?
If I gibz Cookie da double cheezberger, I can getz in dis pile an snorggle to my harts content?
Iff u gibz Cookie a double cheezburgr, den shee will want da sawcer uff mylk….
Sry not palynndrome, eye had jus had tu refrenz mowz picher!
I iz sorry if sumtimes I iz greedy or I iz too speedy
But when I saw this picture, I became needy
To type in my wish that all of these cats
Could come lives wid me, and that be thats.
I saw that picture, and it seemed to beckon
But I thought, no, let someone else be not-second.
But then all the kittehs hit my soft spot for KYUTE
And my mind flew, and my fingers followed suit.
So bribe not Little Cookie; she is above that sort of sin
And dance with me on the occassions I win
That coveted rare air of having not-second words
Cause sometimes my comments come in far later than third.
ohh, that’s a loverly poim, CH! I wuz just kitteh, yoo know, an I ment to say, “congrachulamashuns” and “dance wiff me”, butt I forgotted. Srry to be rood! how ’bout a sirkle danse fore yoonity—yoo no, like Camelot’s round taybull!
Wish I cud fink of a palindromatic way to say CH rocks!
U is amazing!
I be blushin’.
Dis GRATE Cookie’s Hoomin. We can dus multiplication danse for joo! Neber did dat one befor fur cheezfrend. Dis be a firs….nawt sekund for us. I startz?
stack cats are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
stuffed in a duck, within a chicken, crammed into a turkey?
*fasepaw*
palynndrome:
epic Erma has a ham recipe
ham? did you say ham?
did yoo no that teh wurd “pickle” meens “zit” in jerman? Sirprise!!!
we can haz resippeh??
palynndrome:
a nut for a jar of tuna
Tribble iz teh palindrome queen!!!
(good goin, Lynn)
ham? did you say ham?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA
HAMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
Dat is sirreeelleee funneee!!! LOL!
& eeted bai a Syameez kitteh!
turducken!!
U lyka teh turducken?
Yes…Yrhy reely selz those heer. For teh speshul okkaishuns..
Called TERDUKKINS… Seemz kinda grozs sumhow.. Gess ya kant haz cormbred stuffinz. Theyz stuffid wif eech obber!!
Mebee begematareean can be gud ideea… “Itza Terdukkin – quik get in teh car!”
paladrome, paladrome, wear do yoo rhome?
Wow, I wonder how many people get THAT reference??? Clever!
ummm, i lernt it frum my grandpa kat….yeah, dat’s it.
I doo! Paladin ref FTW!
Richard Boon far far frum hoem
palynndrome:
too far Edna, we wander afoot
oh, no Edna, Paladrome rides a horse!
palynndrome:
swap for a par of paws?
srry, yule hafta hoof it!
Tracy, no panic in a pony cart
palendrome:
gods dog
Paladin Ref –FTW
Rats!! the rest didnt post Nebber mind…. Blushes. Durn word press
I jus bemembered dis song yesserday! I were dribin and tryin to keep awake so I tried to fink ob all da ol cowdude songs. “Paladrome” waz my favorit show when I waz ….long years ago anyway. Waz gud show. How cumz it neber cums on old tb shows channel?
I luvs the Paladin. Speshly when he in San Fraciso wif the floofy shirt…
order yours at stacksandstacks.com
ORANJEY stack cats is teh AWSUM! (also poysin, but AWSUM poysin.)
no iz orange MOUSIE is poyzin…
dat’s rite starcat!!! poysin kat iz a myth.
palynndrome:
rot can rob a born actor
troo that, butt: can Rob bear a rotten actor?
Eeever way, iz Britnee?
kitteh totom pole.
palynndrome:
must sell at tallest sum
i can haz stack ob pennies?
they haz kittehz on tehr mind…
Palindrome iz bezt!
Kittez sez: “we is 5-layer cats, u no dipz, we slp nao, kthzbai”
Palynndrome:
rise to vote sir
forst hoomin: Madam, I’m Adam
forst catmom: Eve
Eve N so, up an adam, stackt kats!
Wallton kittehs haz a mowntun.
gut-nite, john-boi kat!
nit jon boy, nite mama-woman
palynndrome:
bed stress, asserts Deb
g’nit Deb kat!
conjoined kwituplets
are conjoyned.
Velcro Kitteh’s
well, that certainly simplyfyz teh surgery–doan eben gots 2 bee a brayn surgeon 4 this jorb!
palynndrome:
detach cat Ed
yabutt, Ed is in teh middel; yoo wanna make teh hole thing fall apart?
Ed b keystoen cat?
conjoynd keyootuplets?
lite-koloured kitteh sez: eye am Topcat…
palynndrome:
a santa spots tops at NASA
wii R familee! I got awl my sistahs an mii!!
Palynndrome:
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
my sistahz an mii arn’t troo gypsies, wii is just half-breeds, Miss Nurse!
long as nawt tramps an teevs, is ok!
New from Legos–oranj kitteh tower set!
GROUP HUGZ!!!!
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wurd
*fasepaw*
(datz 2 in wun fread…..noo recurd…)
Wuz jus wun uff doez freads, salleh
hoos fred?
freads = thread. salleh wuz tawkin bout tu *fasepaws* in wun thread
Oh, nebber mind, eye betz u bein phunnie!
Iz layte hear, glad tu c sumwun still up.
Iz der a fred in da nawtee barn?
hay, i dunno—lettuce go an check!!!
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(i harts hymn so hard!)
http://s222.photobucket.com/albums/dd243/small1s/?action=view¤t=Photo09_17.jpg
Fred the Dog is mah mommeh’s kitteh – i call him FredtheDog because i think Fred is a dog’s name. Also for the Ray Stevens’s song…He’s a vry catlike cat tho…
palynndrome:
slap my gym pals
noooooooooooooo, tribble: teh gym pals slap back!
Ouch!
I can has maple sirip 4 shrove toosday to eat stack of cats?
Nebber mind, I not eat stack of cats – i can has shrove toosday stak of pancakes insted!
And meerly SNORGLE stack of cats all thru LENT to make me feel better abowt given up CHOCKOLAT.
Palynndrome:
Ana, nab a banana
hurry, Ana, get yer ‘nanner now and shrove it inn yer mouff, before Lent when yoo hasta gib them up 4 a month!
Yo, banana boy!
Hi kitkay!
Hi, Tribble—yore palondrome skillz multiply like, well, like Tribbles!
good jorb!
hai Tribble and yippee!!!
ohai
ennywun herd frum Gayla recentlee?
ronniecat: I dare say yoo will gits covered with furr naught lent!!!
We wuz powtin tooday, insted ub pancaykes, we wuz wurkin at da polls… Blearg, I am DED! R preesink votid abowt 450 peeples, it wuz BIZZEE!!! An heer in SoCal, dey had a weerd “modifide opin primaree”, so we had eckstra hoops to jump froo. But we had a good teem, an I got home at 10pm…. altho we startid at 6am…. So I am DED! But good to wurk da polls an see da sisstum dooin its ting!
You is doin’ teh Lawd’s work, onceajinx! (That’s wat dey sez here wen somebody is doen important and good works). Concatulations on bein part of teh democratic sistem!
O, tencows, ronniecat!
We wuz sayin we wisht elekshun days cood be holiday, den mebbee moar peepull wood bolumteer to wurk da pollz. Iz nawt hard wurk, just lawng day wif a bit to rememmer.
I wuz MIFFT kwite bad, a reportr sed “o, da non-partizen ballits r bein handled zacklee saem as alwayz”. I sez dat’s horsewarsh! I haz wurkt mennee elekshunz, an ma inspektr haz bin wurkin sevral a yeer fur 20 yeerz, n ebree leckshun iz diffrent frum da last fur sum reezen r nuther. In fak, dis wuz furst leckshun I can memmer wif ma peabrayn dat we eben HAD non-partizen balluts!
Plus, eben ef da pollwurkrs splayn reelee keerful to ebree votr, der still be sum stoopee, R non-engrish speekrs hoo jus dun geddit!
Sigh. Nawt floriduh, reelee we R Nt!
But tanx agin, it feels liek fankless wurk sumtiemz, but et leest I see frenz an haz fun wile wurkin hard!
ai lyks mah pollfrens – tehy r mah nayburrrsss. i reconise dem and tehy reconise meh 2. iz lyk “ohai, iz heer 4 mah sssiivick dooty” “ohai – yu r on 20sumthin street,rite?” “yah! yu member meh!” “oh yah, wii members awl owr nayburrs” and big smyles too. sumtymes teh bodega on teh cowrner bwings teh cawfee…iz nyce.
tankyoo onceajinx – yu can has a thankededeee jawb!!
Palindromes:
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
I man am regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I’m Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a CAR or a CAT I saw?!?
Weerd Al sawng, “Bob”!!
I liek ‘racecar’
rats live on no evil star
Tribble: Kthnx fer teh Palinndromes. I like!
Thx Cat lap, but mye huzband izz home now, sew eye haz tu leaf. Eye will cum bak wen hee goez tu bed.
palynndrome:
Marge, let’s send a sadness telegram
deer trib; so sad yoo iz leefing 4 a wile
—Marge
zomg dis is full of awsum n win on mennee lebelz!!
i lyks palynndromz cuz mai naym is wun 9no iz not dat wun up derr)
Bob?
Anna?
K?
hannah !
Select paper size
Select kitteh number
Press “Kyoot”
palindome kittehs same top to bottom LOLz
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Napoleon cat pallydroem: Able was I ere I saw Elba
Nappeeng Kitteh stakked
lyke ayrlynurrz ober O’Hayr
needz no playss 2 landz
Kitteh sammitch haz
five layurrz. T3h wawrmmest wunz
arz in t3h middull
Outsyde Kittehz doan’t
seemz 2 cayr. Snuggilled wawrm andz
feeleeng jentill purrz
Jack.
Awwww! So twoo! Dat why da middull kitteh is smilin in hims sleeps!!
Dey happee to be close to eech uvver!
naw!
hai. cloning gone rong. moar moufs to feed. i can plz have moar cheezburgers?
gee yore hare smellz terrifik!
thnks, yers, 2…
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bottum kitteh sez – pull mai fingur
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/05/why-yew-want-me-pull-yer-finger/
LOL!
R flavorz r in ah sorted sizes
wel its a betr palindrum than “Bolton”
“it was a pun.”
“A pun?”
“no, not a pun, the other one…that reads the same forward and backward.”
Tank u Cheez an Tofu fur da lynk tu “Taco Cat”.
It wuz phun tu re-read it.
hm. no buddy sayed enny fing bowt da pinkie nosies… i ben awai so lonng i fergotted mah buckit. got no glubs. i started 2 kiss mah pewter skreen. too… menny… pinkie… nosies…
*hedflore wif a big fump*
IBK!!! U canna *hedflore wif a big fump* now! Eye doan haz da CCC! Hear, taykez my CHRG w/doi. Whups, gotz tu putz da braynez bak furs.
Dere, now letz c… eye needz sof blankee.
*whispers* Shhh, eye taykin da blankee off my sleepin huzband. Wuz warshed tudai, nize an cleen an soft.
Now chocolit, hmmm, oh eye no…hear, da chocolit my son gonna give hiz gurl fren fur balintynez dai. U haz dat.
Dere now u pheel bedder? *pats IBK on bak*
IBK – good to see u! Welcum bak! An u is rite about teh pinkie nosies, dey is teh kewtest. Heer, has a CHRG (wdoi) – ai heer teh CCC has run owt but ai kept a cupple of spares.
Dis just in!
We haz receeved a HYOOGE new shipmunt uv CHRGs just nao.
*beep beep beep*
Datz de sownd uv de delibbery truk owt bak! Owr stors uv CHRGs is replennished! It turns out JCH4K orderred moar just befoar she left town!
{{{{IBK}}} I pulls yoo off de flor! I givs yoo hugs. Awl beddur nao?
fanksu, mah frenz. i da betterer nao. still feel kinda… mebbe… just sorta…
sloshy…
k. i klimes backs unner blankie an suxs mah fumb nao…
(were da 2 mutch kyewt – all da pink– i better storp dat.)
Ah noes whut yoo meenz. Teh site uv de kyoot haz redyooced menneh an udderwise strong man, wumman, or kitteh to a primmitiv staet.
We tawks beh-beh tawk. We sez DO WANT! In short, we is halpless in de faec uv de kyoot . . .
so cutee
packagd fr teh conveenience
uv bizzy housewyves
need wun?
just tear one off teh top
Kitteh 6-pack. Der iz won missin.
Yesh. It went on a tear!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?izadogeatc128465892317343750.jpg
bettur than stack kittehz
Uhm.
Totemcat (same picture) is WAY better…
Kitteh is da snayk hed eetin da hed on da oppozit syde…
(An I is biggest nerd evar!)
???? nerd ’spanation?
I palindroem !!
Dey Mite B Jiyents FTW!
Ikea kitteh stor!
stack-cat-toe?
liek wiff ebree poyntee end!!
Okeh, nao we redee fr gaym.
Muv teh kitteh stak frum teh furst pilo to teh furd pilo.
Ruelz iz onlee muv wun cat et a tiem and no putz teh big kitteh awn tawp uv litul kitteh kaws rezult is smoosh.
Oh noes! SPLORT frum stack o cudleness and hedbang for teh pali…palen..teh puns. Ai needz teh halp! Ai cant taek it noes mur!
i still tink teh tacocat is mah favorit palidrome.
Iz nawt palydrome! Is Weezleys at home!
I hazd uh dreem about Stack Cats last night…
“Stack Cats! New! The only cats you can stack in the privacy of your very own living room!”
dreemz is weerd.
Someone must have written this already, but another genious text must be “Operation totem pole: success!”
woah, cats have some cool palindromes!
That’s not a palindrome. It would be if you put the top cat in the middle..or if you removed it all together..but not the way that it is.