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Willard!
cong Rat ululashuns!
wood you like a danz?
U rite mary O’Spockn, lukin at eet moar close, eye tink it izz a rat tat tooie not a mowz!
All good, tho…Year of Da Rat!
Iz phunnie dat Maus got Top Spot on da picher wit da mowze!
Gud job Maus!
Iz not phunnie, iz ironic…
Newai, fanks. Two inna row. I haz neber dun taht.
U haz de Borg ( or Spock ) lyke precy, perci, u can do eet jus at de rite tyme!
ironic–yabutt, wares teh sofa?
Maus: ironik is teh best kind ob funnee, i finks!
“If you give a mouse a cookie….”
xaktly! He’s gonna asks for sum milk…
Ooooh! Ai used to lurve this book when ai wuz a leetle girl!
“yess, luk at da ratz, Dey duz aneethingz I tels dem…”
i hope dose are raisins or chok chips in de cookiees
Ai am shure dey are Mary O.
Heer, trai wun!
hmmm. luks addit wif wun eyebrow razed.
yew furst!
like teh ones in Missis Lovett’s meat pies?
baud ai duzn’t tink taht maus haz butons!
That deepends, if he hjas a Ipawd he be onli habin one button but if he be habin an smrt phune he be gottin tu buttons.
But iff u givez da mowz da cukie…heez gonna wantz sum milk!
This is why u should only has teh lactose intollerint mouses in ur house.
Den hee go afer yur booze! Let himz haz milk!
Ok then: u should only has teh lactose intollerint mouses what are also teetotallers in ur house.
Oh, wait. Then they’d be goin after ur teas. Totally.
Nevermind.
lol
Boy, does this take me back…
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s going to ask for a glass of milk.
When you give him the milk, he’ll probably ask you for a straw.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.
Then he will want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a milk mustache.
When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he will probably ask for a pair of nail scissors.
When he’s finished giving himself a trim, he’ll want a broom to sweep up. He’ll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up washing the floors as well!
When he’s done, he’ll probably want to take a nap. You will have to fix a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He’ll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
He’ll probably ask you to read him a story. So you’ll read him one from one of your books, and he’ll ask to see the pictures. When he looks at the pictures, he’ll get so excited he’ll want to draw one of his own. He’ll ask for paper and crayons.
He’ll draw a picture. When the picture is finished, he’ll want to sign his name with a pen.
Then he’ll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator. Which means he will need…scotch tape.
He’ll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he’s thirsty so…he’ll ask for a glass of milk.
And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk, he’s going to want a cookie to go with it.
Maus, yoo r trooly brillunt!!!!!
ai bowz to ur brillanz.
lesson ob teh dai: donut gib cookie to high-maintenance mouse!
*whispurrs to dapanferkitteh* (Is a kidz storee by Laura Joffe Numeroff… Maus rited it owt fur us!)
I lub dat storee, and awl the ovvers… If You Gib a Moose a Muffin is my faborit I fink.
CongRATulations on your not-second, Maus! Also for your astounding rodent-oriented prose.
I’ve always loved rodents, be they squirrels, rats, or mice. I’ve raised a few hundred baby squirrels (wildlife rehab volunteer), had domesticated mice “colonies” but have also had the occassional “house mouse” that I kept as a semi-pet (until there too many “calling cards” left around). Would love to have a pet rat or two….is on my Christmas wish-list….
Iff mowze willin tu sweep an warsh phllorz, hee welcum in mye howz enni dai!
Cookie’s human: w0w, that’s so neet!!!
wii hadda lot ob petz when my kids were kids…my fav’s were teh rat, and teh guinea pig was sweet, 2, butt hee wuz a pooping machine! Mice, naught so mush—my liddle herpatologist raised them 4 his snake. (eeww!) . Hamsters R nice, butt they R baby-faktories.
Ennyway, rehabing wildlife is way c00l! Takes a lot ob deadikation! w00t!
wat iz teetotaller? ai can haz eggsplunayshuns?
Is someone who chooses to not partake of teh alkoholic beveridges.
Is nawt menny of dem heer.
Nawt menny teetotallers or nawt menny alkoholic beverdiges.
Because one of those is gonna cause a panic.
Pleez to NAWT reemoov teh manny Skowtchs from teh CCC!!! We can has manny T’s fur teh teetotalers, but Pleez lets CCC has teh neccesitie…..necessarry….tings wez nedz fur llyfe itzelf! An fur teh recobbery frum splortages!
LCB, DIS wood makes mee panic, and nawt just at teh disko!
Ratz!
ferrets!
ppbbttt
wee-sells!
yippee!!!
stoats!
das ist kein maus
i smell a rat
I can haz Java with Cookie?
Howz bout nyce applet wit da java?
N Flash…n php…n html…n C++?
oh! I luvs teh mowz cookie book – good refence.
an donut fergit teh book “if you give a moose a muffin”
haow du ai member tehse things?
andz “if you give a pig a pancake”
Fank kew, mister mousy, butt I don’t gonna aksept ur cookie. U hab it.
*whispers – “pleh” *
yabutt, doan chew no; itz teh thot that counts…
This iz eethur a leetle leetle cookie or a biiiig mouse!
Is one of teh mouses that growth hormone cat plays wif:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/08/growth-hormone-cat-likes-your-couch/#comment-145337
Ais finkin teh saem ting. Dat fot bin shopt.
Sew wat? Is pritty cyute ennywai!
rats. ai ment foto…nawt fot. Sry.
it kud be dat ratty has da sereals dat look lyk kookiez too. Dey has serealz look like kookiez heer :3
An dat is definitely rattie, not mowz. Mowz eyz dun boggul lyk rattie eyz. (An dat is wun happy rat!)
Me tinks iz wun ub dose serrie-ill cukkies…. da cukkie cwisp wuns.
I think the treat is a piece of Cookie Crisp (cereal).
It’s definitely a rat, not a mouse.
Not touch cookie! It rat spize fur finl gorm…gum..grmt…umm tezty fud masturpeeze!
mousie sez:
haz sum pois..errr desert, mah dear
hee’s awlways finking ob noo wayz 2 take obber teh whirld!
I gotz my eyz on yooo both — neibber wun uf yu iz gettin my cookie!
damit, i keeps cliking teh cooky.
The u is going to has to clear allda mouses from ur browser.
i prolly needs a virchool barn kitteh… but alls i gots izza FyrFox
How about a wireless ratter?
gud ideya — long as it inkloodz 256-bitten encrapshun, ful mewplex meezernet, DNS (Duz Not Spray), DHCP (Domestikkaytd Hunter Cats Pawz), QoS (Queen or Stud… dis iz opshinul), an teh staytful caterwaul. i can has strinjint tekky ree choir mintz.
agh, heddesk…..
GEEK ALURT!!!! LEBEL BILLIONTY AN WUN!!!!
U guys is scarin me.
That reminds me: I taked a picshur of me waring teh propellor beenie I has in mah offis. I post it here someday, after I photochop a burgular mask on.
Den stand bak an wait for teh “OMG dis is so fotochoppd…..NOT FUNNY” commints.
Fine. I brings a burgular mask in and take antoher pic.
I donut wares mah burgular regalia at teh offis for saftey reesons — u nebber knoes when u runs into one of ur
victimsformer clients.Teh Inland Revenoo (hissssss) in teh Yoo Kay is nao callin us awl “Customers” and “Clients”. Like dey is providin us wiv a serviss. Werl fank yoo bery mush, but ai dus nawt wunt wut u is sellin.
hehe. i wunts to go bak nao an refyn mah “DHCP” akronim, becuz duh, Dohmestycaetid HOWSE Cat Pawz. all dis alfabet soop be tuff to rumembr.
Mous r deltin my cookie. Now I hassa sine in all ober agin an tellz eberybuddy who Iz be. Joo leb my cookies alon!
I clik maus but I dun got cookie.
try pressing teh lever in yer Skinner-box—at leest U will getta pellet!
I dun got Skinner-box. Kitteh mus werk fer cheezburgers. Maybe cookie 2.
I caught it’s brother in a trap the other day. Little bastard snuck in and my kitteh was too lazy to catch it.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luvs thems liddlle mouses,
Mouses is so sweets,
I bited they liddle heads off,
An nibbles on they tinies feat.
Kliban ref–FTW. Tot tis tuu mah sun win wuz a behbeh! (I thot wuz funnee.)
oh, yeah, I lubbs dat one! I hadda mug wiff it on it a looonnnng thyme ago!
Is LOLrat.
Hey! Dat not mousey, dat ratty!
Ratty sez “mmm, I likes chock chip cookeh… too bad no-one likez me, dey sez I’z dirty and haz vurrmin or sumfing. Whatevah! I’z juss hangin’ with all mah ratty buddies here in Noo Yawk Citeh.”
Ooo wah, ooo wah kewl, kewl kitteh
Tell us about teh rat from Noo Yawk City
Ooo wah, ooo wah c’mon kitteh
Tell us about teh rat from Noo Yawk City
He’s kind of short
His fur does shine
Some day I hope to make him mine, all mine
And his paws
Ooohs ooohs aaaahs aaaahs
And see the way he holds cookies
He sweeped me off mah feets
Ooo whee, you outta come and sees
How he walks
And how he talks
wut a byootiful song, lcb!
Ai luvz teh rattiez. Ai haz 4 uv dem ryte nao.
I is not a rodent fancier mahself, but I was borned in teh Year of teh Rat.
Which is coming up this week!
hai kitty.
i has cookie.
not cheezburger, too big.
we be friends now?
if I eates teh cookie, I think moar cats will spy on me. Ceiling Cat is enuf already.
…BLOCKED!!!!
Himz eyezees r kinda freekin me owt.
Srsly.
Hims hans freek me owt.
aawww….hims eyeses just lookin’ a liddle guity, butt sweet—like his mama caughted him red-handed gettin into teh cookie-jar!
“Pleez, mama, doan punnish me, i B a gud rattie, promise!”
You know, I never noticed what perfect little fingers they have and how well they hold things. What a great pic.
oh, yesh, dere hands are flly neet; wii use ta hab a pet rat, and it wuz so fun too watch hims pick up fuds wiff hims widdle hans and nibble, nibble, krounsh!
They nom ennyfing an ebberyfing!
>clickz<
Mrs. Field’s Mouse
yoo meens teh 1’s dat “Little Bunnee Foo-Foo” scooped up an boppt on teh hed?
Toclat chipses is bestest.
in dis partickuler momint, i wunder haow big rat is, or haow liddle cooki be
itz awl relatif…
Ratz—-no win! Pleh! Wearz mai kittehz?
Y yoo ask—yer kitteh like cookies?
Hai Giez… Iz not shur… but I tinkz dat iz uh Rat.
Wish noes clickz fur cheezeburgah!
lul0rz, tis not a maos.
tis a rat!
lulzrat.
Ish Rat! Not Mousie!!
*paRATee to worm song*
Nobuddy likz mei, ebberbuddy h8z me
gess iz go noms mooooouus
Big fat joocei onez, littl scronee skinni onez
runnenz al obber mei hooouuse
Jus chops off der hedz N sqeeez out de joooses
N fro de tailz awaaaaay
nobuddy noes how ei surbibe on
moouses 3 timz a daaaaay
theres a bug theres no cokkie!
Niceee
Okay people this is a rat, not a mouse. She is also my rattie, not sure how she got here, but anyway… Her name is Fudge and she lives in New Zealand with me and her friend popcorn
However she got here, she’s a beauty!
And you’re giving her CHOOLATE cookies? That ain’t clever, really…..
Chocolate is BAD for ratties… (especially males – they could die of it!), so do your fudge a favor and give her vegetables instead!
Yup, rat, not mouse. Obviously.
i clicked on the mouse and i get no cookie >: (
MY BUTTANS! IS DOING NOTHING!
what a lovely rat!
Crazy, cool but crazy
So its a ratty. Still friggin adorable XD
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i can has Java?
Can i has Java with browser Cookie?
Can i has an applet?
Can i has an applet that has no worms in it?
Can i has applet in slices with caramel sauce? =3
Teh button no workin! I wuntz my kookie! Just takes mee to nuther “eyebrows”- er and me no get kookie! Why must teh lolrat takes away my plezhurs!?!?!?! A wize lolcat once sed… “If you gives a lolrat a kookie, he no givesybacksy!”
“ROOOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!” sed teh angree lolkitty who wuntz teh kookie!!! Iz so tikked awf!!
dats a rat! i no gets cookie?
SO FOTOSHPED!!!!!111!!1111!1 IZ FAYK!!
It’s not photoshopped. It’s my rattie holding a piece of cereal that looks like a cookie… I know cause i took the photo myself
Clik…..clik…..CLIK……
…..clik….I WANT DA COOKIE!!!
i click i click again i click harder i break mouse still no cookie ……….MEANIE
meh clicked mah mouse buton and i no got cukee
kewt! but rhat, not mouz