I practice kissez
before big date
to impress her, maek sure u roll up in teh pimpin ride…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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But dese lips be hard and rough and taste of wood….ummm, not bad!
nice little flower though - will impress the ladeez!
Datz whut iz liek wen u kiss a porkypine.
ohhh, noes—my tongue is sew sore now—better leef teh French outta dis!
Wood yoo be my balentine?
i pine so hardwood yew be mine?
now that’s syc amore! (fir shoor)
But izzn it gud norweejun wood?
Wanna buy some wood?
I noes yoo is varry poplar, but I gotted all spruced up!
Very cute comment!!!! This would make a nice one for Valentines Day. Iz ICHC planning a Valentine Speshul of Love and allthe colors of fur that it comes in???? Plzzzz?????
awsum ideer!!
Ayll bet dese pozies wil warm her procupiney liddel hart!
Romantik delushuns - I haz dem!
groundhog
izzat a tree branch in ur pokket or . . .
its new but its pretty cut eyou have to admit that
stick aroun’, i’ll B back!
Q: How dus a porkypine make luv?
A: Veeeeerrrrry caifrully.
woodchuck
Oh, Cherie! Mwa mwa mwa!
A fransh por-que-pine…ooh la la m’ seur!
*NOM*
too mush fyber, knot enuf flavah…pleh!
Practise? Why? The fun is in making it up as you go along!
i R knot so shure; i can haz mirror fore praktise, 2?
Come, on babe, loosen up, you’re stiff as a board!
an’ wicked dry, 2!
snap! roflmao
I lurves mah gurlfren…
….but sheez a bit wuden…..
i wuden trade hurr 4 anybuddy else!
Ai din noe porkupines wur so kyoote.
Por-ku-pines knead luv tu!
speeking ob kneeding, i wood not want to make biscuits on that tummy!!!
kitkay. U vay cleever…. i hopes i B chip off the block sumdaze.
fanks, tucats…makes mii happy…menny clebberer folkses hear…jump in! my first few coments weer rlly lame (sumtimes still!), butt maybe praktise helps…I keep tryin’ anyways!
Dat’s a porky pine? Butt he looks so floofy. Ai fort dey wuz spikey. We duz nawt has dem in Teeny Tiny Ingerland (nawt in Lunnon, anyway) so I nebber seed wun. He’s a kewty! Teh fact he’s holdin teh flowr is priceless.
WordPress dunt wantz U 2 gno
iz a groundhog
WP chopped off mai commenz here 5 tymes!
porkypine: do nawt touch!
groundhog leik in dis pic: wil run adn hide (unless you iz nyce piece of would.
Mad! iz bein my own troll! feelz free 2 join in!!!@!@#
Srs lil doodz awl sweetie pye n awl, practicin’ ter kissink n bringin ter flourz, never getz te grlz.
Owch, eye gotz a splynter!
Now THAT’S ironic!
butt naught Fe sibble,
An elemental comment if ever I saw one.
“Peereodicklee” doez show up! But wii “table” dem fur a laytur vote!
porcupine kissing wood about az safe as vampyre kissing ur nek
I tink I must get some eyeglasses be4 long
“Ummphh… that’s a branch of unusual size.”
due yue fink they rlly exist?
POP whoooosh.
(fyre swump)
Ackshuly, I tink itz kwite niec heer in de fyre swump.
Nawt dat ayd wunna bild a summer hoem heer oar ennyting . . .
Wood chucking skills… I haz dem.
woodchuck, ICHC has won…
girls like guys wiff skillz!!! Bowstaff skillz, woodchuck skillz, compooter hacking skillz…
kukking skillz, kleenin skillz, how notz to get lost skillz…
hau mush hog wud a groundhog grind, f a groundhog cud grind hog?
he wud grind as mush hog az a groundhog cud, f a groundhog cud grind hog!
“Whistlepig” - duznt rlly werk, butt try i f u musht!
“Land beaver” - duznt blong n a fambly-frenlee plase leik dis =-)
Beevis and Butthead porcupine sez
I haz wood… hehe hehe hehe
Porkupine habs enrolled in teh
Mary Katherine Gallegher
Skool ov Romance.
hai. tongue stuck to pole. two much timez watching christmas stori. plz can i has help? haz big date tonite.
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!
It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!”
Yay! Kitkay wif teh Ren ‘n Stimpee ref! Win!
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
tongue stukk?
but iz no winter yet
Lolcupinez nedz lub, tew….
iz nawt porkypine