i SAID…
you COMES here OFTEN?!
wow, wut great pick up lien…
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Uh… A tic-tac wouldn’t hurt.
Does I have any mouse partikles in my teeths?
date FAIL!
a klassik peek up lien, nevur werks
congrats on being nawt sekund rodney dill
Whoever gave Sabrina the low burger score probably has used that klassick pick-up line too, and it didn’t work for dem, either.
Hey Berger Troll – And U know who U be….
Instead of giving everyone low skores, go the other direction, and make funny comments that everyone will give you high skores for, and THAT will prove your superiority in cheeze matters!
I gess deh trik is to voteh imme….soon…rite away wit deh hi scores…….. I can’t bulieb all deh votes and not 5 burgers.
Dey doin it rong!!!
mai teorry is rong………… can start wid hi score and be voted dawnnnnnnn. so stoopi, wai trollz do dat? jus go wai!!!
Indeedz! 2 be witteh like a kitteh make you lurved like a… a… wut be werd dat rhyme wif lurve?
Bee charmin n u won’t be a toilet paper? … wait no…
I gots it! Da clever cheezburglar gets da pickle!
…
Wut u expect, I squirrlol not kitteh.
Yeah for da gud advising, Cookie’s human. Cookie are luckee (kitteh? Bunneh? Little fuzzy?)
I haz the most wonderful honor 2 be the undeserving human to Little Tiny Cookie, the most BEAUTIFUL oranj kitteh in the universe. I luvs da other ones too, but Cookie be the reason the sun comes up in dah morning.
Tanks for askin.
awwwwwww yu lubs yr babeh…….. i noes hau yu feel. snorgles from me…
kittehs evn ignoar othr kittehs! ha!
hao u liyks it now, tomcat?!
super duper
ur screenaem: Wut Not Tu Wair
*snerk*
LOL, Teho, U mayd mee splort icee tee awl ober mai keebord wif “wut nawt tu wair”
silly kitteh just never understand. :-/
aloof kitteh iz aloof
hard-of-heering kitteh is hard-of-heering
(an hard-of-moving… an just kinda hard)
whut??? i nebber hard ob such a fing!
Tihs pic and cap is teh WIN!
Purrhaps black kitteh need specktukuls?
Ai am thinking teh blak kitteh IZ spectakulol!
DocFan, I fink dis kitteh in lub. Az we all knoz, da lub can make joo stoopy! Specially wen we talkin bout da noo found pashhin. Him getz him brainz bak in a cuple ob daz. Until den, him jus plane splorched. CCC can help kittehs too?
Yesh, lurve iz obveeyuslee blyind! And de way he yellin, it mus be a bit deff, too!
Hmmm, CCC cannot gib kitteh da hawt chokkee, cawfee, R Cadbury barz… awl we kin do is gib sawt cuddlee blankee an snorgle until braynz return…..
Kitteh ish funny And now def! ^_^
“MAN, IZ IT LOWD IN DIS NITE-KLUB OR WUT???”
Wite kitteh, u r verry kyoot, but so borring u makes me yawn.
ROOOWWWWW!!! 4 TEH LATS TIEM… U STANDIN IN MAI SUNBEEM!!
WUT! U DEFF OAR SUMPTIN??!?
ROFL ROFL ROFL! HED xplodes. EARS falls off.
Da LOL – u has it!
naw taht’s a cat call if evr i herd one
prolly sheet juss not in heet?
iz fairlie akewrit portrayul ov klub scean… klubz iz lowd, girlz iz faek. :-/
LOLLERSKATES!!! Haha, Tabitha, dat’s FUNNEE!! An sooo twoo!!
Glad I alreddee gots ma hubbee! Fown him online, lol, he good man, no clubbing fur us eksep da secks club we beelawng to! (It’s in da nawtee barn!)
dis comment ‘Unrated?’
Wit a ‘nawtee barn?’
oh noez kitteh, it otter be ARR. or mebbe ACK. or sumthin.
A nawtee barn is wehr we keepz awl teh nawtee stuff, leik Daniel Craig in Speedos (nawt so grate 4 me; I iz stait mayle), Angelina Jolie in Gia…
ROOOOXAAAAAANE
U DUN HAFF TOO PUT OUT DA RED LITE
What? only three cheezburgers… That Stings
is ok, we brings up averige nao
with extra pickles
wheel rlly catchup now.
is ok. i always bein booed at carryokay. yoost to it
“Hmmm…. I always wanted a little… a little… (YAWN!!!) … now what wuz I thinkin’ again?”
That wuz meant for the nawt here… sorry…
white kittheh stachew:
“Whi due teh drunks alwayz haz to cum ober tu mee?”
Youse noc’d mee ofs mai seatz wtih a fetter!!! Touse funneiz.
cuz stachew nawt wawks ‘way frum wun saided convrsayshh… comvorsumah… yur pretteh!!! (barney burp)
your head my mouf. nows, before teh ceiling cat sees yous
Shez jus not that in to u…
mai kitteh Moxie makes hisseh noizeses at picmatures ov kittehs. even a crossstiched one.
Silleh kitteh.
nao dat is berry funneh………. yu has a speshul kitteh. mamakitty watches deh birds on tv…. but pix, not so much.
Moxie is grate name for kitteh!
Playa Kitteh
duz not realise
she iz too yung
Latr they will charge him
with statutory
Owch.
*headdesk*
AND MILES 2 GO BE4 U SLEEP
YOU HEER ME, BUTTERFLY?
or teh evah-populah:
if ai sed u haz a byootifull bodee, wood u hold it aganst me?
Ib ah sayz UR an Anjel,
Wood U treet me leik teh Debil 2nite?
shouting kitteh…. shouts at everything
cud beeee liek my mamakitteh, gettin on in yeeerz, cain’t heer too good. ai sneeks up on her allah time……. seh no laik dat and yellls at meh. iz funnee. ai lubs her soooooo muchly!
my teefs…. do i haz sumfin btween them?
yoo has mouse in yer mouff
I acktully really laffed hard at dis one. not jus a little chuckle, a full out guffaw.
I fink da fizikz homeworkz makez my brain soft.
u is no listenen to me. i goes home.
Unreekwited sentyment is unreekwited
u iz really skinny!!1
iz u frum outar spze? venuz perhpz?
Best lolcat ever!
aw geez wut a bunch this is:
a meathead, a wimmins lib, an a dingbat.
Awl in teh Fambly FTW!!!
Don’t bother. She’s got a brittle personality.
but wut porcelain fur . . .
yus… blak kitteh be wurshipins teh porslin gawd
white kitteh:
“u lost me at “i SAID…”
oooo…rejekted!
but u won’t be aloan this evening
az long as Ceiling Cat is watcheng you…
here’s a soffty fuzzee blankee 2 halp yoo, an sum hot kokoa 2 warm yoo.
plesant dreems….nitie nyte.
The usual suspects
I am legend kitty? ^_^
kannibal kitteh
prepares for teh big nom
…an teh biggr suprize
but not prepred for teh
painfullly broken teef
(could be many theengs) ALICE!! EDITH!!
S T E L L A ! ! !
Yeah? You’ll move when I hawk this furball loogie in you ear.
duz U haz a crik n ur eer?
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitteh is makin me laff like crayzy
your pics make me rotfl keep on truckin
HEY EVERYBODY
Wooohahahaaa wen i saw teh ikspreshun on teh blak kittehz faec, i laffid so hard i spat halva all ovuh ma’keebord xD
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LOL I love it. =D
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