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maybi iz Maybelleen.
picture: Sue P. lol caption: greydragoness
whut choo luukkin at?
Congratchulations, Mary! You iz becoming more Borg-like in your precishun! Perhaps song thins time should be “You are so Beautiful to Me” by Joe Cocker – with that awful one last note that goes up about 12 octaves???????
concatulations mary!
Concats mary
does we danses on
I feel pretteh, so pretteh?
FumiGator lubs to danze to dis song, so she is teh fumigating in time to teh musik.
Beware of gator tale:
Fyumi Gator is fyumigating
why thank yew! how about a medley of the “yoo are so byoootiful” adn tehn overlap teh “i feel preddy” overlapping taht last noat of joe’s.
I think we shud also congrachew late the otters who tied for yooknowut:
MOS+CH+LCB+Codeh = quadrotriticaylee (like a triumvirant butt behhuh)
is kitteh likking lips ober the quadrotriticaylee or razzing our dancing in skorn?
sure thing Mary, sounds gud to meh!
And then we can all get some spa treatmentz to fell pretteh
behhuh is sposed to bee bettuh. cat like typing detekted.
TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT
Calling the CCC and ♫dunh dunh dhunh (dramatic musik)
Fyumi Gator- ridding teh world of smellytrolls
fhwefhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
(that’s Fyum Gator fumigating teh area from the agentornj spray frum her eyes. rmember, only poysin to trolls, smells like ornj blosums to me, Buttercups to others)
Mary, I beleeves yoo is de onlee wun whoo kin cuntrol dat gaytor! Must be yor eggspereyuns down south uv cuntrolling de gaytors thru intimmidaytin dem wif de ginormus okra!
Fur mahself, I’s nawt afrayed to halp wif de CCC an de hed splorts. Oh noes, I kin do dat.
But I keeps mah paws away frum dat speschul dor on teh CCC wher Fyumi libs.
Cuz I’m moar then a liddel bit skeerd uv her! Iffn yoo teechus me dat okra-gaytor-cuntrol thing, mebbe I wont be so afeerd uv her?
kthxbai!
Fyumi has teh lawng eyelashes too. But she yuses Lorrie Al -becuz she’s wurth it.
Mebbehleen gibz u attichood, ow ow!
LOL!
Do you hate her becuz she’s beautiful?
Cause she looks like she could hate you back – with a vengeance!
i tink maybee i lurves her a lil bit….
Mebbe itz botox.
eeseh breezeh bootyful, kitteh kat
OMG she luks lyke mah yogeh kitteh
himz is no gurl himz ar a handsum boy
who rules the house with an iron paw
When he walks does it sound like this?
*pad pad pad klunk*
And when he runs, liek this?
*padpadpadklunk padpadpadklunk padpadpadklunk*
Or is he a Sighuntologist? I. Ron Paw?
the pawses are soft, the will is iron
we all doez (me, hubcat and the other kitteh)
what yogeh wantz.
He no Ron Paw, himz thinks he ar ceiling cat and we
all exist to satisfy himz ebery whim.
Mah hubcat callz him Boss Tweed.
I’s too secksy for my ears, too secksy for my tale
Too secksy for my whis-kers
On de catwalk
TAHT was funnah! pad-pad-pad-klunk…
Doan piss off dose Sighuntologist. Dey come burnz teh kwerstchun mark on yer lawn.
“pad pad pad klunk”
den sond of “klunk” herd agin……
*klunk*
(dat waz teh salleh …..hittin teh flor….passin oawt frum teh funnee)
LCB…u maed mi dai !
she’s awl natural Babeee!!!!!!!!
dont hayt me becuz i’m teh byuuutiful
i don’t…i hayt yoo ’cause yoo byotch!
Not Mary!!!! This was just our routine reply when I wuz in college to dis frase.
Mary berry nise and I lub her
giggl
fankoo for nawt bein offendud
*looks slyly at Shera, who is distrakted adn duznt notiss the tale wiggle of deth*
Me? Offendud?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/01/funny-pictures-next-on-jerry-springer/#comments
no, iz the butt wiggl of doom!
while Shera is being kind adn helpful with ICHC nom inclayture, her doom is being planned….
Hee hee…u gais
U jus tri puttin da Maybelleen on kitteh. Eye tink u be meetin with de udder nachrul tingz de bee borned wit…pointee endz!
Hmmm I don’t no why I findes de kittey hairfurs in my mashkara.
*fasepaw*
*laffs @ fasepaw*
don’ dey ends up ebberywear aneywai?! ai don’ wanna tinks abbout hau manee ai eets… pleh!!
Jus konsidder it xtra fiber in yur diet!!
dun wurree, kittehfurz go wif ebryfing! cazzual, bizniss, formal, brekfist, snak, coffee…
The calendar offered me the opportunity to show my versatility.
She wake up solid whyte so dis a great makup job..
http://www.happylolday.com
Gene Simmons kitteh passed teh awd… teh audish… the tri-owt.
Mebbe she’s ayrbrushed….
i iz beeeootiffulls. thbbbbbbbbbb.
I ar pretteh and I knowz it
youz can eat your heartz out
Kthx bai
Airbrushed kitteh is airbrushed.
meby shez bornd wif it
meby is fotoshawp
with enuff maykup, aneewun kan look like Katherine Harris . . .
an wif enuf catchup, enyfing taest lyk cheezburgr!
an wif enuf sugar koating, enyfing looks like cheezcaek
excep if iz french fryzzzzz
Ohai, Teho. Ware u biens?
I missst u.
bin up norf wif ma Schmoopie.
chillin owt.
No, ur Schmoopie!
An yet for all da beauty in da wurld she still lets u know she’s comfurtabul wif you by not worryin about lettin da raspberry slip now and den…
Don hayt me cuz I’m booteefulls.
is hard wehn all the comments not appear at same tiem
be easy on dese folks!
yesh, moar than onceded i see i hab inadbertantlee copy catted sum commetn becuz ob the posting delay. Lets just cawl it GMTA postings, eh?
pinkie tung….pinkie tung….
splort……tooo cyute
i ded noaw…
Pinkie tung and pinkie noes in two diffrent shades!
“Mah cullers are blush and bashful. I has chosen 2 diffrent shades of pink. One is *much* deepah than teh othah.”
call in the CCC
I has brot the specul ressurection juise.
izzit chokolit-melk?
Steel Magnolias ref–Win!
dat church luk like it been hozed down wiff pepto bizmoll
here, let me mop up dat splorts salleh! reeches in pocket for handkerchief only used wunse.
hmmmm. think i needs the industryal strenth CCC cleenup stuff.
BRB
…..but nefor ai goes….dis kitteh lukz lik mi liddle sistah….Katy cood do dat luk wen she waz onli 2….an gotz bedder at itz az she growed up……
ai wood giv anyfing to see dat luk agin…she been obber teh brij fur 8 yeerz naow…..
{{{{{{{{{{{salleh}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Aww, salleh… **HUGS**
summytymes….fings jest meminds meh……a luk, a sonwg, a mobbie, a tall blonds wif laowng hare, an mose kittehz….Katy LUVED teh kittehz…iz toss up hoo luved the kittehz moar …me oar Katy…..
she woooda luved u guise too……
an she waz teh funnee wun!! she maed fingz splort outa mi noze loawng befor cheezfenz waz eben teh glimmur in teh cheezez eeyz….
iz ok tho, ai likz finkin abut Katy……she waz a grate ladi….
Awww, I lubs Katy! She dus sownd liek a grate ladi. Is sad that she is ober the bridj, but jest fink ov awl the byootiful kittehs she can play wiff ober there!
(teehee, she must hab been kwite the commeedium if she wuz funnier than yoo salleh!)
<3 salleh and katy … and happee prayrs and thots for them both
Hugs an blessins, Salleh. Is tuff to looze lubbed wunz anytiem, but speshly wen dere yung.
Soundz liek yu has wunnerful membries uv her, tho. Dat helpses.
O nose. thats distressing, I read dose and get eye leaks.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Salleh}}}}}}}}}}}}
pthpthpthpthpthpthpth
Mefinks sum peepel wud do well to reed awl the kommints befoar mayking their own kommint… Hao menny tiems can we see “doan hates me bekuz I’m byootiful?”
Don hayte me cause I’m repett-ettive…..sometymes ‘puter taykes a wyle tew updayt.
otay, don’t hayte me because I’m Purr Fect.
hehehehehehehehehehehe
[mini-thppp]
*whispers*
Teho, i can has word wif u in private, plz? I is at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com.
kthxnospamplz.
I sowwy, I oberherd dat. But i will pretend I herd nuffing and will erase it frum my hed!
Good. I’d hate to have to flashy-thing u.
Again.
Again?!? Oh…. so DAT’S wai I can’t rmembr anyfing abowt last Wensday!
(but dis does mayke me fink hao much I’d liek to keep in tutch wiff sum of my cheezfrens owtside of ICHC… I tried to get awn yahoogrups, but I can’t rmember my paswurd, and wen I put in the info for habing it sent to me, it dusn’t kno me!
So I gess I wull nebber get msgs frum my cheezfrens owtside of ICHC! *cry* unless dey were to, say, send me a msg at catzippy at yahoo dot com .. but dey don’t have to…)
CAWLIN D MARIE !!!!!CAWLIN D MARIE !!!!
can u fixes diz problum fur teh nise fren Zippycat?????
u wun ov our teckno-geeneeousez……u can fixes anyfing…….we r countin on u !!!
noawt taht we mines goin to ur site Zippycat…….but u cood hav teh fun wiff teh rest ov uz…so we see ifn our D Marie can fiexez ur problum……
Iz okay nao!! I frot that I cud awlwais mayk a new yahoo akkownt! Which is wut I did, and hao I got the catzippy at yahoo address.. i jest forgot to fix mai poast here to sai that I can joyn the groop nao. Is just wiff a new address insted ov mai old wun that I will prolly nebber get bakk into! Tee hee!
erm… whai? wutd i do?
(cuz y’noe i liek tu kep ma publik an ma pryvit seprit, see)
I unnerstand and I respeck that. That’s why I gived mah address sorta publick like, as a show of good faith. Would thith faith lie to u? Theriouthly.
I woulda contacted u thru ur blog but couldnot find a way. I wants to extend teh same invite to u that I did to SJ teh other day. She accepted and is still here and just as funny as evers.
but teh linx ar riet der on mah Vox…
mabey u hafsta has ur own Vox furst, i duno. is free tho.
I no has Vox. That’s why I had to whisper.
Hay! I maded a lolatin pun!
Srsly. I has way too many accounts all overda place. Teh gmail i gived u is one of several I use.
Identity overload. I has it.
LCB – Yoo noe hau Teho jelluslee gardz hiz privacee. If he duzn’t anser, if ai were yoo, ai wud just go an sign up at vox (ai did when ai wanted a private werd) and then yoo will hav an account, it iz trooo – but when yoo ar dun wif Teho (so to speek) yoo can just cansel it again. An yoo can also send a private msg there.
Doo yoo think if we awl went to Mini Apples ar us – an went draiving up an down teh streets honking an shawting “TEHO !!! he wud maek an appeerance???
(an ai herd hee is REELEE kyoot – so maybee taht’s wai he has to hide.)
I think if we all dids that driving and honking and shouting thing u said we would all get tooken on a tour of teh local constabulary pretty darn kwick.
adn bein a catburgler adn awl, dey’d frow teh book at choo.
Geshundheit!
i fot you wuz afrayed ob teh heits?
btw, i cans garintee dis honky aprowch wud nawt sukseed.
PS — doan hayt meh cuz i bootyful
…
LOL… *rolls eyes*
Mi furst thout was that this is the finul thing a mousy sees befor god.
Teehee!!! So troo!
you means ceiling cat, right?
sumhao i doan tink so. al teh mowsys i noe r afelist.
(sings) “Teho tawks to mowsys, Teho tawks to mowsys!”
Is ownlee if dey talks back u has to worry.
ceiling cat findz it to vish…vish…icky. he wil go bak to waching us masserbate.
Very modelicious…
I’m pretty shoor thare’s a lot moar to life then being reely, reely good looking.
An i plan on finding out wut that iz.
Howziiiiiiit!!!
duz she or duzn’t she?
onlee hur hairdrezzer know fur sure.
den she wood B Clear-All Kitteh…or Nyc3 N CHEEZYYYYYYY
Lolreal – becauz shez wurth it!
Sultry kitteh, gibes a come hither luk
Maybelleen. You use it?
Dis pickshur hav whut we cawl “Teh Scrolldown Effekt”
??????????????
ai teenk she meens laik onna gofugyourself.com site… pikshur frumma top all iz good until u scrolldown too a *auful* shooz or someteeng…
Hedder and Jessicka probably aproove ub teh kittehs wit teh tungs stikkin owt, tho. Kitteh’s maykin a staytmeant aginst leggins an foarmul shortz.
Plus, kitteh is FEERSE!!
Ezzackly. Wai dis shows up on mah skreen, kitteh luk all sexzee up top… skroll… skroll… FUNNEH TUNG.
Kittehs be so silleh.
i iz sexeh kitteh
Meh come hither luk. Let mi sho it 2 u
LOL….. my parents dog used to do that and they called it “little tongue”.
*snif* mai Angel kitteh, goed 2 teh bridg in 2003 at teh ayj uv 16 en a haf, she did teh little tung fing alla tyme. she wer blak kitteh, so all u seed wuz yello iyz en teh tip uv pink tung. wuz sooper kyoot. Ai stil missez her–sumtymez Ai wayk up inna nyte en fink she iz dere, den itz reelee Naomi en Ai get sad acuz itz teh rong kitteh. Ai luvz Naomi, but Angel wuz mai kitteh wen Ai wuz 10 yeerz old, en wuz wif me thru ebryfing. she wuz mai “heart kitteh” dat no udder kitteh ken mezzur up 2.
{{teenie}}
Yor Angel kitteh sownds verree kyoot! I sends yoo hugs an warm thots – is verree hard to looze a “heart kitteh.” Speshully wun as kyoot as that!
kitteh iz doin teh liddlul gurl ina big roker imatashun (frum Laff-In)
“an dat’s teh truff….ppppbbbbbbbttttt”
Edith Ann! (Really was Lily Tomlin)
wow datz amayzin some ppls here member Laff-In…I muss not B so OLD den.
)
Datz good 2 no, U no?
well, mayby ur not so old, but mayby u r old – like me!
i bemembers laff-in… but i wuz reel reel liddl kitteh tehn… honessly…
Edith Ann, ” My goggie lubs missus smiff – he alwaze danses on her leg.”
*snerk* *snerk*
1 ringee dingee…
Mye kitteh useta do dis, he groom his furrs den leave da tung stickin’ out.
Beeyooteeefullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll kitteh duzint need maybleen. BLEEN.
Kitteh sayz you worshipz meh
becoz I ar worth it
Loreal Kitty, Caws i is worth it
I’d hit it.
yeah, wif a stik maybee!
I love lolcats, but this is the funniest one I’ve seen in a *long* time! ROFL!!!
maybelleen sellz kyoot liddle pink tungs now? *makez note on shoppin list*
Lolz. I aktuly sang teh Maybeelin theme song wit diz one. Lol.
Kitteh MySpace Avatar.
maybi iz Meowbelline.
lolololololololol.
maybe she’s born with it, or maybe its surgery.