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maybi shez born wit it


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maybi iz Maybelleen.

picture: Sue P. lol caption: greydragoness

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    whut choo luukkin at?

    • Cookie's human says:

      Congratchulations, Mary! You iz becoming more Borg-like in your precishun! Perhaps song thins time should be “You are so Beautiful to Me” by Joe Cocker – with that awful one last note that goes up about 12 octaves???????

    • two_kittehs says:

      Concats mary
      does we danses on

      I feel pretteh, so pretteh?

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        FumiGator lubs to danze to dis song, so she is teh fumigating in time to teh musik.

        Beware of gator tale:
        Fyumi Gator is fyumigating

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      why thank yew! how about a medley of the “yoo are so byoootiful” adn tehn overlap teh “i feel preddy” overlapping taht last noat of joe’s.

      I think we shud also congrachew late the otters who tied for yooknowut:

      MOS+CH+LCB+Codeh = quadrotriticaylee (like a triumvirant butt behhuh)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT
      Calling the CCC and ♫dunh dunh dhunh (dramatic musik)

      Fyumi Gator- ridding teh world of smellytrolls

      fhwefhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
      (that’s Fyum Gator fumigating teh area from the agentornj spray frum her eyes. rmember, only poysin to trolls, smells like ornj blosums to me, Buttercups to others)

      • gremlin says:

        Mary, I beleeves yoo is de onlee wun whoo kin cuntrol dat gaytor! Must be yor eggspereyuns down south uv cuntrolling de gaytors thru intimmidaytin dem wif de ginormus okra!

        Fur mahself, I’s nawt afrayed to halp wif de CCC an de hed splorts. Oh noes, I kin do dat.

        But I keeps mah paws away frum dat speschul dor on teh CCC wher Fyumi libs.

        Cuz I’m moar then a liddel bit skeerd uv her! Iffn yoo teechus me dat okra-gaytor-cuntrol thing, mebbe I wont be so afeerd uv her?

        kthxbai!

    • trtskh says:

      Mebbehleen gibz u attichood, ow ow!

  2. Cookie's human says:

    Do you hate her becuz she’s beautiful?

  3. Codeh says:

    eeseh breezeh bootyful, kitteh kat

    • two_kittehs says:

      OMG she luks lyke mah yogeh kitteh
      himz is no gurl himz ar a handsum boy
      who rules the house with an iron paw

      • When he walks does it sound like this?

        *pad pad pad klunk*

        And when he runs, liek this?

        *padpadpadklunk padpadpadklunk padpadpadklunk*

        Or is he a Sighuntologist? I. Ron Paw?

        • two_kittehs says:

          the pawses are soft, the will is iron
          we all doez (me, hubcat and the other kitteh)
          what yogeh wantz.

          He no Ron Paw, himz thinks he ar ceiling cat and we
          all exist to satisfy himz ebery whim.
          Mah hubcat callz him Boss Tweed.

        • KimW says:

          I’s too secksy for my ears, too secksy for my tale
          Too secksy for my whis-kers

          On de catwalk

        • cheshirepat says:

          TAHT was funnah! pad-pad-pad-klunk…

        • addkittehz says:

          Doan piss off dose Sighuntologist. Dey come burnz teh kwerstchun mark on yer lawn.

        • salleh says:

          “pad pad pad klunk”

          den sond of “klunk” herd agin……

          *klunk*

          (dat waz teh salleh …..hittin teh flor….passin oawt frum teh funnee)

          LCB…u maed mi dai !

  4. Princess Mu says:

    she’s awl natural Babeee!!!!!!!!

  5. mary O'Spockn says:

    dont hayt me becuz i’m teh byuuutiful

  6. Tribble says:

    U jus tri puttin da Maybelleen on kitteh. Eye tink u be meetin with de udder nachrul tingz de bee borned wit…pointee endz!

  7. keogh says:

    The calendar offered me the opportunity to show my versatility.

  8. cmerry says:

    She wake up solid whyte so dis a great makup job.. ;)

    http://www.happylolday.com

  9. stuffed owl says:

    Gene Simmons kitteh passed teh awd… teh audish… the tri-owt.

  10. Zippycat says:

    Mebbe she’s ayrbrushed….

  11. kittehlurve says:

    i iz beeeootiffulls. thbbbbbbbbbb.

  12. two_kittehs says:

    I ar pretteh and I knowz it
    youz can eat your heartz out

    Kthx bai

  13. JH says:

    Airbrushed kitteh is airbrushed.

  14. meatzilla says:

    An yet for all da beauty in da wurld she still lets u know she’s comfurtabul wif you by not worryin about lettin da raspberry slip now and den…

  15. Missy says:

    Don hayt me cuz I’m booteefulls.

  16. salleh says:

    pinkie tung….pinkie tung….

    splort……tooo cyute

    i ded noaw…

  17. salleh says:

    …..but nefor ai goes….dis kitteh lukz lik mi liddle sistah….Katy cood do dat luk wen she waz onli 2….an gotz bedder at itz az she growed up……

    ai wood giv anyfing to see dat luk agin…she been obber teh brij fur 8 yeerz naow…..

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{salleh}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    • Zippycat says:

      Aww, salleh… **HUGS**

      • salleh says:

        summytymes….fings jest meminds meh……a luk, a sonwg, a mobbie, a tall blonds wif laowng hare, an mose kittehz….Katy LUVED teh kittehz…iz toss up hoo luved the kittehz moar …me oar Katy…..

        she woooda luved u guise too……

        an she waz teh funnee wun!! she maed fingz splort outa mi noze loawng befor cheezfenz waz eben teh glimmur in teh cheezez eeyz….

        iz ok tho, ai likz finkin abut Katy……she waz a grate ladi….

        • Zippycat says:

          Awww, I lubs Katy! She dus sownd liek a grate ladi. Is sad that she is ober the bridj, but jest fink ov awl the byootiful kittehs she can play wiff ober there!

          (teehee, she must hab been kwite the commeedium if she wuz funnier than yoo salleh!)

          <3 salleh and katy … and happee prayrs and thots for them both

        • Cassidy says:

          Hugs an blessins, Salleh. Is tuff to looze lubbed wunz anytiem, but speshly wen dere yung.

          Soundz liek yu has wunnerful membries uv her, tho. Dat helpses.

    • Bubbashoomin says:

      O nose. thats distressing, I read dose and get eye leaks.

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Salleh}}}}}}}}}}}}

  18. miss foots says:

    pthpthpthpthpthpthpth

  19. Zippycat says:

    Mefinks sum peepel wud do well to reed awl the kommints befoar mayking their own kommint… Hao menny tiems can we see “doan hates me bekuz I’m byootiful?”

    • *whispers*
      Teho, i can has word wif u in private, plz? I is at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com.

      kthxnospamplz.

      • Zippycat says:

        I sowwy, I oberherd dat. But i will pretend I herd nuffing and will erase it frum my hed!

        • Good. I’d hate to have to flashy-thing u.

          Again.

          • Zippycat says:

            Again?!? Oh…. so DAT’S wai I can’t rmembr anyfing abowt last Wensday!

            (but dis does mayke me fink hao much I’d liek to keep in tutch wiff sum of my cheezfrens owtside of ICHC… I tried to get awn yahoogrups, but I can’t rmember my paswurd, and wen I put in the info for habing it sent to me, it dusn’t kno me! :( So I gess I wull nebber get msgs frum my cheezfrens owtside of ICHC! *cry* unless dey were to, say, send me a msg at catzippy at yahoo dot com .. but dey don’t have to…)
            :D

            • salleh says:

              CAWLIN D MARIE !!!!!CAWLIN D MARIE !!!!

              can u fixes diz problum fur teh nise fren Zippycat?????

              u wun ov our teckno-geeneeousez……u can fixes anyfing…….we r countin on u !!!

              noawt taht we mines goin to ur site Zippycat…….but u cood hav teh fun wiff teh rest ov uz…so we see ifn our D Marie can fiexez ur problum……

            • Zippycat says:

              Iz okay nao!! I frot that I cud awlwais mayk a new yahoo akkownt! Which is wut I did, and hao I got the catzippy at yahoo address.. i jest forgot to fix mai poast here to sai that I can joyn the groop nao. Is just wiff a new address insted ov mai old wun that I will prolly nebber get bakk into! Tee hee!

      • Teho says:

        erm… whai? wutd i do?

        • Teho says:

          (cuz y’noe i liek tu kep ma publik an ma pryvit seprit, see)

          • I unnerstand and I respeck that. That’s why I gived mah address sorta publick like, as a show of good faith. Would thith faith lie to u? Theriouthly.

            I woulda contacted u thru ur blog but couldnot find a way. I wants to extend teh same invite to u that I did to SJ teh other day. She accepted and is still here and just as funny as evers.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

        LCB – Yoo noe hau Teho jelluslee gardz hiz privacee. If he duzn’t anser, if ai were yoo, ai wud just go an sign up at vox (ai did when ai wanted a private werd) and then yoo will hav an account, it iz trooo – but when yoo ar dun wif Teho (so to speek) yoo can just cansel it again. An yoo can also send a private msg there.

        Doo yoo think if we awl went to Mini Apples ar us – an went draiving up an down teh streets honking an shawting “TEHO !!! he wud maek an appeerance???

        (an ai herd hee is REELEE kyoot – so maybee taht’s wai he has to hide.)

  20. Teho says:

    PS — doan hayt meh cuz i bootyful
    ;):P

  21. Nivek says:

    Mi furst thout was that this is the finul thing a mousy sees befor god.

    • Pittypat says:

      I’m pretty shoor thare’s a lot moar to life then being reely, reely good looking.
      An i plan on finding out wut that iz.

  22. babeeee says:

    Howziiiiiiit!!!

  23. goldie says:

    duz she or duzn’t she?
    onlee hur hairdrezzer know fur sure.

  24. two_kittehs says:

    Sultry kitteh, gibes a come hither luk

  25. Izzy says:

    Maybelleen. You use it?

  26. SarahD says:

    Dis pickshur hav whut we cawl “Teh Scrolldown Effekt”

  27. jake says:

    i iz sexeh kitteh

  28. Meezer Mom says:

    Meh come hither luk. Let mi sho it 2 u

  29. Jenn says:

    LOL….. my parents dog used to do that and they called it “little tongue”.

    • teenie says:

      *snif* mai Angel kitteh, goed 2 teh bridg in 2003 at teh ayj uv 16 en a haf, she did teh little tung fing alla tyme. she wer blak kitteh, so all u seed wuz yello iyz en teh tip uv pink tung. wuz sooper kyoot. Ai stil missez her–sumtymez Ai wayk up inna nyte en fink she iz dere, den itz reelee Naomi en Ai get sad acuz itz teh rong kitteh. Ai luvz Naomi, but Angel wuz mai kitteh wen Ai wuz 10 yeerz old, en wuz wif me thru ebryfing. she wuz mai “heart kitteh” dat no udder kitteh ken mezzur up 2.

      • gremlin says:

        {{teenie}}

        Yor Angel kitteh sownds verree kyoot! I sends yoo hugs an warm thots – is verree hard to looze a “heart kitteh.” Speshully wun as kyoot as that!

  30. salleh says:

    kitteh iz doin teh liddlul gurl ina big roker imatashun (frum Laff-In)

    “an dat’s teh truff….ppppbbbbbbbttttt”

  31. Amelia says:

    Mye kitteh useta do dis, he groom his furrs den leave da tung stickin’ out.

  32. jmuhj says:

    Beeyooteeefullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll kitteh duzint need maybleen. BLEEN.

  33. two_kittehs says:

    Kitteh sayz you worshipz meh
    becoz I ar worth it

  34. Tigris says:

    Loreal Kitty, Caws i is worth it

  35. Lulz says:

    I’d hit it.

  36. Roger says:

    I love lolcats, but this is the funniest one I’ve seen in a *long* time! ROFL!!!

  37. lunarmommy says:

    maybelleen sellz kyoot liddle pink tungs now? *makez note on shoppin list*

  38. Habagat says:

    Lolz. I aktuly sang teh Maybeelin theme song wit diz one. Lol.

  39. syahidali says:

    Kitteh MySpace Avatar.

  40. J says:

    maybi iz Meowbelline.

  41. jiLOLian says:

    lolololololololol.

  42. Isabelle says:

    maybe she’s born with it, or maybe its surgery.


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