Are you sure you want to delete kittah?
Yes/No
please, no delete kittehs. keeps dem foreva.
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Kitteh done been deleted!
Looks pissed, too.
Gonna byte the hand off of whoeveh tries to empty basket!
Deleted Kitteh would ‘ppreshiate some wadded up paper thrown in can wid him, to purrfect da fantasy.
noooeeeeesssssss! noes delete!!!!
klik “Cancel” adn transfurr dat kitteh to
“My Computer/ laptop/asap”
conb0rgulashuns, CH! I wuz cleening the regenurashun unit adn missed dis wun! bye a tubule.
Luks like yoo can has a sillybrashun danze? Wnat to assimilate CatVol adn NHF to teh place ob honur?
We be assimilatin all.
Wait – maybe IZ Borg kitteh, in hiz regenerashun unit, and we hyoomans are far 2 ignorant to rekognize such advanced teknology. The Borg kittehs not only teknolgikly more advanced, but notice how they color-coordinate the unit to the assigned kitteh – its a FABULOUS look!
kittehs like linux. therefore cat > /dev/lap (or would that be kitteh > /dev/lap)
Kitteh helps u to manage filez in ur recycle bin. Except he nommed them already. 404 error: File not found.
Poor man’s paper shreader
NOOO! Do not delet. DO WANT this kitteh!
insted ub deletin, juss forward him too mee.
LOVE IS OVER
http://img389.exs.cx/img389/8459/109579763519418px.swf
LOVE IS OVER
http://www.img389.exs.cx/img389/8459/109579763519418px.swf
stoopy wordpress gahr
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/14/love-is-over/
No! *kitteh crawls back from teh abyss* now kitteh bites whoevah emptied basket!
neber delete kitty!
pleez no deleet, i not skratch furnushur no moar…
U beddah mayke da ryte choyze hooman!
furst
Nope.
Yew noat beet Cookie’s Hyooman! She be kween of teh nawt-seckunds!
Too bad the furstees don’t get as many votez as the non-furstees who yell furst do.
pfft… i taeks qwalitee ovr qwantitee eny dai
I has a bucket
bukit has me!
trashcat is not amused
(BINGLOL)
Teho – iz teh Binglol gayme still sumwhere where we can see it?? Ai can’t find eet.
i needz tu re-indeks ma blorg. is stil ther tho.
teh binglol.
Deleet kitteh? Do not want!
Stealth kitteh has camouflage.
Warning: Kitteh is
sneaking up to leftovers.
Cancel or allow?
Allow. Answer is always allow. Kittehs can do whateber dey wants.
Y m eye in da sircular file?
Mee moar important dan dat!
Jus a miss take. Srry!
Wat’s dat noize yoo heer when Ree-cycle Binn getz empteed?
“Kshh-shh” or sumfing lyke dat.
Point iz: Kitteh no lyke dat noize, So don’t klik Yes.
Kitteh shood be on wallpapur, not in Ree-cycle Binn.
Trash that kitteh, me needs space.
Kitteh iz tikked dat der iznt a cheezburger in deh rownd bazkit
MAH buckit…
..you &%**-~§+!
oh noes kitteh !!!! ai wil noawt deletez u ! ai wil hugz u an sqweezez u an cawlz u Georj !!!!
noooeeeeesssssss! noes delete!!!!
klik “Cancel” adn transfurr dat kitteh to
“My Computer/ laptop/asap”
oh, dis be in two places. my bad. mooove on. these are nawt the funnies you is lookin for.
keyp kitteh in favuritz floder
threten 2 deleet kitteh 1 moar tiem n kitteh will peez in teh bukkit….meshy bukkit so peez will leek 2 yer wite rug. kitteh will tehn dri hers feets on teh wite rug.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ee in teh bukkit
OMG! That looks exactly like my Sebastian!
den Sebastian mus be a well groomed kitteh.
first ting I noticed about dis pic.
I been gibin too many baffs recently (I not licensed tek, but dun tell)
Whut? You no kan see me. I has kamoflazh.
In Soviet Russia, kitteh deletes YOU…………
In Soviet Russia, bukkit haz kitteh!!
Pop-Up Cat
is beang uninstalld
Notice: deleting shortcat will not uninstall program!
but tehre is no uninstallr 4 teh pop-up adz
aw da**it then i has to reinstall whine-dos…agin
Life nedes ur permishins to pet bukkit kitteh.
Allow or Cancel?
Kitteh is joost tryin to visiit Oskar…he no hawm.
now taht u mentions is,
kitteh duz look growchee…
do want! meant to deleet kiddeh pr0n, not kitteh pr0n.
o.0 Bitzy surfs teh kitteh pr0n?!?!
*hidez kitteh*
no pron es gud pron… no wants!
Bestest lol evers. Makez Sad Kitteh smiles!
Kthxbai
I’z in yer traash, takkin traash….atchoo.
Yo doggeh so stupid . . .
- it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
- when u sed itz chilly out, he ran ousside with a fudbole
- he hasta go out back to dig foar his IQ
I love this. When our cats either use the litter box in an adjacent room or snuggle up close with their fishy breath, we always say “Stinky Kitty! Puta trash!”
Oh noes, noe puta trash! Use deodorants insted. Kthx
Oh noes! No puta trash! Use airs freshners insted. Kthx
I hope kittehs dun speek Spanish, cuz Puta mean somefing else!
snert
yus. baleete kitteh plz.
No! No! Reestoar! Reestoar! Get teh kitteh bakk on teh dessktop, purrrleeze!
No
(Restore)
(Snorgle)
Noez! Thiz kitteh iz sistam kitteh! OS iz FAIL if delete!
hahahah yes great one.. i LOLED!
U fink dis is teh funneh doncha? (puttin me in heerz jus cuz I matches bukit) go hed put ur finner in here
*evil smiley*
funny!
hey lovcharliecat…try dis for an evil smiley…. : twisted : except put the colons right next to the word.
should look like dis :twisted)
I means dis
fanks kafleen – will try it
hey i have the exact same laundry basket!!!!
orite teh catz…. neet.
The cat look like it going to F**k you up
Cat going to F**k you up
I do not want to delete kitteh – I want to DELIGHT kitteh -
wid snorgles, cheezburgers, and nice nap on mi lap…
U stoled wut I wuz gonna say!
(good comment, bye teh way)
Grate mindz tink alike!!
lol! it not looking happyz eez et?
Now dats a reel shame when hoomins be trowing away a perfectly gud grey Kitteh like dat!
You beeted me too its! Nyce moovee quote.
deer kompyootur, plz. to SEKYOOR deleet, thx.
Three pointer… nuthin’ but net.
I kan bote twies 4 tihs commint? Iz purrfect.
stealth kitteh spy ur trash for paperazzee – getz manee cheezburgerz!
LOL, I was wondering when this would hit the front page. BTW, don’t delete kittah, failure to keep kittah will result in BOSD.
Uh… that would be BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)
….’course in kitteh talk you never can tell.
Cahn’t del kitteh – kitteh tinking “Hoh I get here – I fire aide?” yes/no”
♬
U can’t touch this
Look man u can’t touch this
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EERWURM: ur doin it rong
no delete the kitteh!!!
Nooooooo! Neva delete mah kittehs!
*accidently hits ‘Yes’* NOOOOO! KITTEEEEEH!!! UNDO UNDO!!!
No…. not delete kitteh. Kitteh has grumpy.
LOL!!! it’s the yes/no that makes it hilarious.
DO NOT WANT!!!
da bukkit has u
Do not wants delete kitteh. Must have axidentali klicket delete. Good fing they asks just in case you makesed an mistake.
yes
Nooo! Not deleet not deleet nooooooooo!!! I miss dat kitteh… Oh well.
Yes.
No kitteh!!!! NNOOOOHHHH!!!! doan throe ur life awae….!!!!
NOOOES! Don’t delete kittah!!
noes i noes deleetz dah kittehz!
Nooes! Kitteh will nt fail at teh elekshun..
You might want to rethink your decision.