can’t believe
we both got crabs
dis mean u tell crabby stories?
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We don’t got teh krabs, teh krabs got US! Halp!
sooo… dey iz russhun cwabs. good to knows.
actuly is lolsters
well dat jus mean teh butterz haz you too.
stop trying 2 butter me up. srsly.
♬
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart ♬
2 octlolpuses walked down teh isle arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm…
Pinkard and Bowden song FTW
OMMMG oMG omg OMG!!
Okay, wow first: WHAR DO WE GETZ DEEZ FABOOLUZ HATZ?
second: omg the kitties look JUST LIKE my Serenity and Kismet!!!
third OMG teh krustaezhinz… I has teh lolz0rz….
I mean, seriously… they REALLY look like my two girls. I mean… holycrap…
no i mean it, seriously… WHO TOOKED MAI KITTIZ AN’ TOOKD PIKTORZ??? I mean… omg!!
Ok the muzzle on the torbie has more white than Serenity’s does. And the yellow tabby’s markings are SLIGHTLY different from Kismet’s. but… seriously… my husband and I are staring at this picture going … omg… wow…. someone has our exact kitties. LOL
maybe tehy snuck owt with yer credit card to get themselves some fancy hats? you should check your account…any catlike activity? luk under teh bed – any red hats? hmmmm???
tsktsk Kismet, tsktsk Serenity nekst tyme yu shud let yer mommeh dryve yu to teh mawl!
i foun out teh hard wai taht mai kittehs had jawbs on teh sied to pays 4 teh nips! thay was werking as modells! sum tyems nudees! so, elfnugget, u bettr kweschun kismet n serenity!
in soviet russia,
( comrade !!! that is the last time we visit siberian cathouse !!! )
( c0mrade, that is the 1ast time we visit siberian cat h0use !!! )
and whut kyute crabs tehy r
lame but brane not werking yet
Wow, you strapped something to the kittehs’ heads and put a treat in front of them so they would look near the camera.
Staged. Do not want.
someone needs maor caffenez.
and a chillax implant.
Honest name, dou. Him srlsy r uptight pedant!
I bein charitable an assumin pedant just crabby to go wiv teh picshur …?
I assumed that Kittehs chose to wear their own self-effacing costumes to project humorous image of hoomiliated kiitehs. Like when a friend of mine (a teacher) dressed up as a giant yellow crayon for one of her classes.
am I bean cynikal if I assume dat teh “staged” pic complaynt wuz a joke to go wiff teh name “uptight”, and vice-versa?
after lookin at teh last thred an den dis wun, seems like today is National Overreacshun Day. (NOD) Or mebbee juss crabbee day.
*Puts on Crab costume*
*Pinches passerbys while jumping up an down moanin abowt panties bein in a bunch.*
Sumhow diss dants not so fun.
Ennyboddee wunt sum hot choklit an a donut?
oooh me me. sugar free doe. i hab the diabeetus.
Oh silleh Shaungrl! *paw/hoof? flop* U can has sugar on HEER! Dis teh Magikull Cheezee Place ware ALL tings are possibull! Nom awai, mah fren!
Not only dat but Cheez frend goodees has NEGUTIVE calories…u can loose wate by eetin lots of dem.
Oh twuly iz teh majucle plwace. sine me up for lemen (no lemming) filled and 2 dz donut holwes. yippy
I sad on friday morninz. I stop at dohnut place adn get lemen-filled. It was “pleh-mager”. I toss out windowz to feed kitty nomnom’s (birds). When joo hab dohnut ebber 6 monthz as tweet, dis makez you sad-mager.
I tried an tried. WUT is pleh-mager ??
and sad-mager?
I noe is sumting obbveeus, an I noe gets it.
pleh= yucky tastes, do not want. I addeded the “major” as in much more yucky. adn “sad” teh saem.
’cause whenz you take bigg biet into lemen d’ohnut and it shud be yum-o mager adn then is gummy, not cooked, and teh lemen could be used to lock-tite metal… well you gotz pleh-mager and sad-majer.
Oh I forgotz. I really thot “Zenon: girl of the 21st century” was neat-o cute and dat comes from dat movie. ebberthing was ____major. fitz here on ICHC, too. what can i say- 50 years old or 12½ inside (uh. X’s 4 that is)
lame major but I is the proud of it.
Fenk kaffeen, but I’d like to c you inna cwab Costume pinching butts.
I loled on dat
Yu gabe meh teh happee.
i not crabee 2day kafleen. id lik sum hot choklit tho, eye iz berry cold. an a choklit covered creamstick plz kthxbai
*wisspurrs* I nu yud wunt wun, punkin!! I saved wun jusst fur u! *pulls creamstick out of speshul hidin place*
I dunnoooo, advertising your crabs… maybe not such good, yah?
mai fren’ she kallz dem “panteekrikitz”, is a funneh turm, yeth, you fink? Bettur den “Bawdee-liess”
–Elfi
panteekrikitz!!!! lol, but DO NOT WANT!!
so, iz special sound for dose kind ov “krikitz”?
dis shud proly stop yl we stil has dignutty
yu has dignutty? war kin ah git sum?
Well, if regular krikitz make de sound by rubbin’ der legs together, den de panteekrikitz….hmmm, yep, shuld definately stopz here.
Ai just maded teh blooberry muffins (IRL!!) – ennybuddy want wun? Dey is lo-fat but strangely still yummy.
Ai jus maeded cheezscoens (IRL)!! We can has Oh Hai Tee?
I can has krabcaek?
won ob our frends maykes liddle yeller pankakees an ibites us ober 4 b’fast….i forgits hoo…maybe mary o? I has a bad memmry, butt eye lubs 2 hab pannycakes wiff yoo.
Durn burn it. We has bittun teh bait! I juss now notissed name uv posstur! Wuz satire!
Arrrrgghh! But goez ahed and put on dat Krab kostume. You kin pinch mah tooshee furst!
satirical kitteh
is satirical.
what ur problem?
i like it
this one is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZnmcUZ7VuA
take a minute and reflect upon what you have written, and you may see that you have brought this upon yourself.
teenage kittehs do not understand how they got STDs.
o man.
wate until mom finds out.
Maybe this won shud be in Nawty Barn?
Serpently nawt! We donut wont to giv Danyul Craig and teh Yung Nekkid Gy crabs! We is awl cleen-livin, uprite sittizens ob sosyety an pillars ob teh commonittee, over heer in teh nawty barn. We jus happen to enjoi nekkid irnin – as a spectayter sport – an larj jugs ob martoonee, eech.
not taht thare is enny fing rong wif taht!!!!
I may be crabby, but I always there for you in a pinch.
Yes, yoo is varry, varry unshellfish.
I mollusk be, is gud twait to twy to hab.
U guise r gibbin me a haddock!
♪gotta has a wet dweem… goin to teh gulf stweem…♪
Iz dat sung by vince gill?
LOLOLOL!!!! Hoe u doin shuanniegrl?
I haddn’t been ’round in awhile…
nice to see ur name!!
OK, I will klam up now.
A little louder please… I’m hard of herring
O hai, Hard ob Hering, I iz, 2. I’m in such a pick-lol!
O sole mio, perhaps?
I iz flounderin for puns.
really? I cod keep this up all day. Keep urchin up and try again.
U fillet me.
u had me at ahi
mahi mahi, dere so much pun to be haddock.
*haddesck*
jes trolling for compliments… for the halibut
o hai, my fishee frends–yer lookin’ pritty sharp 2day!
oh, nooes, I meened “yer lookin’ pritty shark 2day”. (Pleez doan carp about my speling; eye trout if it will help!)
…don’t worry kitkay we won’t be too roughy on you
Union musician kittehs work fer scale. Den wen opera’s all over, FIN
cathulhu,
iz that youhoo?
Itz me, Zoidberg!
Futurama ref!!!!
I love teh zoidberg!
wai yoo doo dis 2 meh ??
dunt use publicz baffrooms!
donut frow toofpiks inna toilet ‘cawse krabs can polevawlt!
I sawz a riting on teh wall inna publik baffroom unce-
“My muvver made me a pik pokkit”
Sumone rote unnerneaf..
“If I buys her teh yarn – Will she makez meh 1 two?”
Iz dat the roman nome in teh backgrondz? Him got cwabs, too? Oh, I bet hims the carriar, he ben ebberware.
THAT TRAMP!!!!
juss b-cawse it marty graw, dun tihnk u can dresses us up in teh costooms. dees crabs is stoopy. mebbe sum sooper herows?
Off thred…. I hasn’t been in front of a pooter for 4 DAYS!!! Nice to back to ICHC agin…. even tho I dunnit leve teh commints leik I usded too….
I has teh World of Warcraft addickshun. HALP!!!!
Uh oh, Melissa, u n mai liddle 19 yeerz ol kitteh mus haf teh seym eel ness…. heez awn dat gayme awl teh tyme.. let meh noes ef ya fynd a cyoor…. fur teh lub ov Ceiling Cat…phuleeze…
oh Melissa, plz come bak obber heer from WOWarcraft. We lubs u and misses u heer!!!!!!
They are so young, they don’t even realize they have lobsters.
Roll the kitteh hygiene film!
I’m sorry you iz just not me Type…
No, iz NOT becauze you are Red!
..Oh da krabs walks sidwayz anna lobserts walks strait
an we won let joo take one 4 joo mate…
1 nyte on teh beech, wut did hermin c?
but hiz littl sallee walkin strayt as can b!
he taykt her in hiz armz en sed, “I’ll tayk u 2 mai famblee!’
en she sed, “Mister, dont u sweet tawk me!
cuz krabz walk sidwayz en lobsterz walk strayt,
en dey wont let u tayk 1 fr ur mayt, nuh-uh!”
(iz mai fayvrit part…wen sallee iz lyke, “wut, u fink Ai doin dis fr U?!? lozer!”)
Eef u ken heer me, plz snd halps. Have ben tooked overs bai brane sukkers. We nawt has muches tiem left. Saev urselfs!
Oh noes! Head crabs! Call Freeman NOW! (Halflife 2 ref)
Zomg! Damn Head Humpz0rs!
OK, but next time I get to be Ariel
Ariel!!! dats obber yer hed…toetally!
Just another catphishing scam
We can has Mardi Gras cosstooms?
see mai commints abuv. kittehs wanna be sooper herows fr marty graw, not crust ayshuns!
cud dat b crusty asians?
dey relayted 2 teh huge millie asians from teh uvver day?
yep……….n deh vile asians too…….. lots ob asians been bizee
yeah cuz if dey dressed like dis in Looziana dey mite be confuzd for crawfizz and den — OH NO DO NOT WANT!
Hewp
Dere iz Tribbels stucked tu our heds!
Get de vaperizin ray!!
oh noooes! weyre in tubble now!
i meen ‘trubble’—yeesh, spelling—i r doin it rong!
I CAN HAS GORDUN FREEMEN?
Mind teh Cr0Bar…
#1 – Wai do yoo gots Dr Zoiberg on yer hed?
#2 – I dunnoo, wuz gonna as yoo teh same thing!
Uh noes…Cthulhu has us. U`ll pay for dis, Luvcraft!
kitteh 1 – oh noez! wii iz in teh laer of teh crap peeple! qwik, letz disguyz!
kitteh 2 – um… u shure dat worx?
I hate Stacy and Clinton
And dey made us throw away all our other clothes too.
Heh, I was wondering how many would get that reference…
I’d like to be, under the sea,
in a lobster-pussy’s garden in the shade…
facehugger kitteh
iz poppin anytime nao
“i swearz, mom… i gots dem from teh ressling mat!!”
wowser. a porpoise with a purpose. a verra purtee one, at that.