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congarats u winz ipod
Kitteh ipod even comes in my favorite kitteh color!
Marmie kittehz R deecious an nootrisous…WANT!!!
sumbody(s) iz(r) voting mii down personally. y U due that? Whatdo yoo have against mii? It’z fun playing hear on ICHC wif eberrybuddy, an fun gitting votes. Y yU yoo wanna spoyl my fun and put me down?
{{{{kitkay}}}}
an’ yesh, teh orinj wuns are NOMMILISHUS
fanks soooo mush, tc & ac!!! I like ICHC alot, and sumtymes eye has 2 stay home alot ‘cuz ob teh stoopy lupus, an it’s nyce too B abe-bull 2 bisit wiff frends, anyway!
yes!!!1! kittehs r nyootrishus! *nomnomnomnomburp*
Congratulations! Hoping you’ll chuse some music off the kitteh ipod you won!
teh kitteh ipod comz wiv 27 vershunz of teh meow mix jinggul, do not rly want…
Does it include the version in basso profundo? I hear that one is quite mesmerizing (mesmorizes U right out of da house!)
Firedfox blocks poppups wit kittehplockerplus Findz i9t in ur addons secti secs… part.
pleeze to not plock dis kitteh
snorgles instead
Conga-ratz to u 2, trtskh!
Wii do da Conga 4 u?
Eberybuddy get in da Conga line and awaaaaaay wii goez.
**danse dissa way, danse datta way.**
ackshully, im cawling awl teh popperz nd teh brakerz nd ebbery buddy b poppen n braken awl nite!
Im finkin tihs dansin may has to be dun in 2 part harmonee… poppers an breakers onna rite- Conga – ers on teh lef… Onlee causz I, myself, iz alreddee popped an brokked. Mayhaps Conga- an den could be cheerleader 4 teh p & b’s?
Hooray an huzzah.. Le’s dans in teh raw!!
Rikkiy rakkity russ..wuts all teh fuss?
Dansin Dansin – Cheezburgr!!!!!
Aim juss sayin…
ok, i duz nawt discriminayt. We can haz teh conga lien 2!
Nor do we want them to be blocked!
kitteh is lyke -
‘im in yr internetz – crashin yr compy.’
kitteh is put out becuz hee did naught get 2 bee on teh 1rst page on ICHC. Hee pouts, “If i cant B on yer internetz, needer can yoo.”
I can has popcat pop up?
me two!!
me three!
i has tu meny alredy.
dere’s aways room fur yello (kittehs)
[snork!] …ya, das wut HE tinks, wen he taekin ovar teh bedpilloz, evn wif owr HEDS stil on dem.
kneed kneed
purr purr
DROOL DROOL
pleh.
orange yoo glad yoo foan have 4tybillion like Janei can has?
Yoo can has peenus eenlawrjment?
oranj kitteh sells poysun drugz (wat else eh)
lol! oranj kitteh ref ftw!
kitteh wuz poysund by taynted orange mousee toiz, he sellz poysin drugs in revenge.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/poison/
Oranj kittehs not poysin – just gives overdoses of love!
Real pop-ups: do not want.
Kitteh pop-ups: want
Mah kitteh likes to crash on the laptop when I is working.
I want snorgles now, please stop ignoring meh.
Hey, mah kitteh sits on mowsee and say snorgle now or mowsee gets it. Mahbee same kitteh?
I kwite agree about teh pop-tarts, two_kittehs, dey iz naught at all snorgelicious. Pleh.
Mebbe your danse wil be pop music? I can hum 4 u… (wate Iz get mai leggwarmurs…) There.
“gichy gichy ya ya here,
Creole lady Marmalade!
Voulez-vous snorgulay avec moi ce soir…”
Watch out wiiing- Iz heerin a thundrin horde of kittehs respo.. rezpon..anserin teh call ob teh snorgles.. ( I ges ladeez in blak not the onlee ones who luvs to heer teh frenches…)
Heer I thot you ment Noo York, Londin, Paris, Myoonik, evrybuddy talk abowt Pop Musik.
spyware cat
is reeding your emails.
noooooooooes kitteh, you get hurrted by my “spyzapper frum AOL”
awwa…want kitteh popup on me laptop, too!!1!
such kewtenezs
Ohhh, yah, ss, double decker kewtenezs—ICHC “on computer” virtchewally, and sweet ginger kitteh on compooter IRL!
My kitteh Ted, hi wants to has fone wheneber Ai m talking on it. Hee crys and crys. Mai muver maeks mee let him tawk 2 hur wen shee calls.
Teh Peppi Catburger lubbed 2 tawk awn teh fone 2 mah momma. Her wud lissen 2 her grammie, lissen hard, an’ den sed: “Mhrhrhm.”
Teh Peachy Catburger, him sed: “OMGWTFLOLBBQ, Grammie awn teh fone? Do not want! Pleh! U gets dis fing outta mah fase, NAO!”
yore kittehz R teh funnies!
TinyCheez, I has to say: I never meeted PeachyCatburger, but evvy time u talkz about him, I misses him too!!! Makez my eyez get leeky, a little.
YES! Mi Cleo shes all ” doe not want fone.” Not 4 grandma r anny1.
Mai kitteh duz dis too! Onlee whin mai muver calls. He runz rite ovur and yellz an yellz and fawls on mai fut an trys to get teh fone. Den she say sumthing to hims and he purrz. Sum dayz he is nawt happeh til we call grammeh.
Caturday moarnings he lyks to prank cawl her.
oh, I lurv these storees about kittehsonphones! Such purrsonality!
Kittehs can’t see teh purrson on teh odder end, so dey finks you talkin to dem.
Download a kitty pop up blocker…
No!
i has a kitteh popup blocker. Is utility called “Bathtime.exe”
***heers noiz frum other room***
What iz dis Souper Bowl uv wich i am heering?
Iz a souper bowl of gushi fudz?
Or bowl uv soups?
I must investigates.
**returnz frum other room**
Pleh! wuz just some peepulz on teh telebision running around on teh grass and nocking each uzzers down. Do not want.
Ai wil nao att…attm…try a cat haiku.
Nom Nom boksez and
Hyoomin’z frenz ebryware. Wut
Meenz ‘Sooper Bole’, plz?
Ohai, teenie:
Verreh nyse yoose ubz
Nom Nom Bawksez. Ekksellent
furst haiku az wellz
“Soopurr Bole” iz lyke
awll t3h Caturdayz ubz t3h
yeer rappedz up inz wun!
Hewminz arz bizzee.
Tyme to chekk ICHC
andz habz sum giggilz
Jack.
fankyu, jak!
okai…. ur awl gonna says ai em laizeee…buht ai con fez…ai em wat chin tahn
Sooper Bole n reedun Cheezburger n taikin downd mai Chrissymas twee todai…. n noes, es nawt rilly rill twee…. sigh…
oww.. ai fergits… n eetin chilly dawg….
duz mom know u on her accownt? bid 2 cheezburgers on taht scuba gear.
Kitteh lurnz dat wun
syde ubz Majjikk Windo iz
bettah tahn uddurr
Gud syde ubz Windo
haz t3h sylent, lawnng tayld Mowse
2 hugz andz skweeeeeez tyte!
Gud syde awllso habz
prittee pickshurrz 2 pass t3h
tyme B4 a Napz
Jack.
clapz, clapz, clapz… berry naic, Jack!! es boo-teef-lolz az alwaiz…
hey thats sooooooooooo funny i luv how that cat did that i would love to c anouther one cause i no my band teach loves them and thats one of those funny ones. and remember KEEP MOVIN 4WARD
BYE BYE YOUR FAN
PIGGYGRLZYS278
Hai, piggygrlz! R yoo noo hear? If so, welkome. If knot so, wellkome, anyway. Whut instrumint doo yoo play? Menny cheezfrends are kwite musikal hear. Mush be a good band teach if s/he likes lolcatz!
RE FI UR HOM!!1!
i haz fwee chzbrger copons fur u
I no has kitteh behind mai skreen. just dust-bunnehs.
dust-off yer bunnehs an let them pop-up, to!
Mai bunneh not bery poppy rite now. I tooks her owt to play in da snow. She look at me like “wut are you sum kind of freek itz COLD owt heres!” She iz sittin under da chayre bein diapproovin.
Mai kitteh an goggie lykes to hav teh patio dor open a littel sew they kan stais in teh warm hawse whiles tehy smelz teh berry cold owtside. Tawk abowt luxewry livvin!! Yu kan telz tehy don paiz the heeting billz! Butt ai spose ai culd cloze teh door!
Can ignore kitteh pop up like i can ignore
kittehclawzdraggedacrossmynewouttathebox52inch1080psonylcdscreen…
Iz gett kitteh popups 2! Mai kitteh Celeste luvs 2 kurl up behind laptop, den stick her hed around de syde ob de screen. Shee luks liek a hedless kitteh!!!
Maeks me laff when I shud be talking *seriously* ona konfrence kall.
Itz nice 2 b able 2 tikkle her under her chinn whyle I be *serious* on mi konfrence kall.
Kitteh spywaer
Spy for cheezburgers
mai kitteh popups bounses orf mai haid adn lanz on mai keybrod
w0w!
I noe haz kitteh popup. Mai ‘puter wif reli beeg screen ( fur olde eyes) occatsionally develps “cat earz” behin screen. Iz noo hi tech versum ub da old “bunny ears” on da tv…. “cat earz” maks da ICHC kom in clearler…….
momcat
Pop-up Cat
has detectd a virus on yr systm
But he cans protec u
for only 16 paymnts of $99.99
just clik hre
Warnin, ur kan opiner is brodkastin an IP address!
I’m in ur raid, wipin ur doodz
oyeah, some stoopid hoomin is yelling sumting bout fifty dee-kay-pee minus and stuffs
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