Chuck Norris invented cheezburgers
by throwing a cow at a chain link fence
our favorite Chuck Norris Fact? Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
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chuck norris doesn;t sleep – he waits
cat norris doesn’t sleep… uh, wait…
The wurds “cat” and “doesn’t sleep” cannot exist in teh saym sentense.
agreed… they sleep all day… sleepy cat= -.-
Chuk Norres puts da “laughter” in manslaughter
unless ‘chuck norris’ is referred to – then, anything can happen
xept in teh sentnse “cat doesn’t sleep thru bath”
sokin wet kittehs r 2 unhappi 2 b seepybye
that is so true.
Go to Google and type “find Chuck Norris”, then click “I feel lucky.” Really.
FTW!!!
theat wus hullarious.
OMG!! Hilarious. He even controls Google! He is superhuman!
FLOR
Thankx 4 taht!
OMG – that is TOO FUNNY – it really works
That is awesome!! Everybody should try it!
con-rats stend on da nawt secondy.
Iz founded whut I fink iz a pink floofy cow dans four u. (gascat disamagreabel, no finks deh pink floofy cows)……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC9FtLQJoGM
dis wun NAWT XACTLY FAMBLI ORINETED but I finks u liks….
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/166836/holy_dancing_cow/
momcat
I think the wigged one in the muppet cartoon may be realted to TECHNOVIKING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4
( probably not safe for work or children )
YOUR OFFER PLEASES TECHNOVIKING !!!
( and the viking kittens !!! )
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
wowz!
dat koool! wai iz it dat awl da banz dat I fout waz soo bad whenz I waz a gud liddle kitty are so FUN!
Lub da videamo! gotz to tell da gascat to seez it tomorro mornin!
weiz hab beeg probly nasti meetn tomorrow on what awl weiz been doin wrung whil da bosscat wuz on maturinuty leab. I can haz technoviking n hiz kittehz?
fanks!
momcat
(sry been gon awl dai, fishykitteh has da bloos bad, sos- lik any gud MOMcat, I tukz her shoppin!… shez nao gotz her own hula hoop!)
and his viking kittens !!!
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
( thanx for the muppet link BTW, haven’t seen that in 30 yrs )
stoopy wordpress
weiz aimz to peas oh mitey stendoviking!
gladz u likd it- iz wun ub mai faborites!
momcat
I stil says da floofy pink COWZ uz sili gascat! Iz da MOM iz noa eberfing!
ai stil disagrees!!!!
ees NAWT cowz!! ees somethings!! kinda lyke gonzo ees a whatever.
he lurks at teh top of teh hill….
waiting foar moar cows…
an chillrenz of teh corm…..
chuck norris does not wish you in to a corn field, chuck norris wishes you into a cornfield !!!
that’s not right. try again:
chuck norris does not wish you into a cornfield, chuck norris wishes you INTO a cornfield !!!
Iz OK…enny day Chuk allowz us 2 liv iz “a good day”…
Twilight Zone ref either way. Reprising the Billy Mumy role.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
iz mah hero
nom nom nom
Okay, Kitteh, iz fine that Chuck Norris iz your hero and you wants to read all about him. But you still need to read your history and literature and science books, and work on yours math and spelling to has well-rounded edumacation.
Chuck Norris obsessed kitteh is obsessed
Der is twos types of udder aminals – Those that chuck norris ‘lows to exist, and ‘lows that chuck norris does not.
I tort ownley udder animul be kow?
Nah, he roundhouse kicked teh moo into chane-lynk fens, witch also inventeded teh cheez az well….
Chuck norris can slam a revolving cheeseburger
butt can he herdz kittehs?
He herdz teh kettehs…
An dey sez “meow”!
Holy shit.
LOLcats is my life.
IM IN UR SINK
BLOKIN UR DRAINAGE
they have medication for that now
Chuck Norris’s tears can unclog blockages. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
In the Soviet Block, Norris chucks you.
iz gud two!
wuh ho! Iz sees da pinky elephantz n iz HAPPI!
(giggli, chews on da paw, goes nite nite……)
momcat
did yoo hab tu tayke yer hedake medysine agin?
yes momcat ees berry fun tu lib wiff.
Dere is no cheezburger bhind CN’s beerd…only anudder fist.
Kitteh wuntz tu no how Chuk kin kill 2 roks wif 1 burd.
Kwik paws…kitteh haz dem, n sharp pointez, tu.
Kitteh also no dat jellosy iz sooo unbekoming, but ikonz attrakt ikonaklastz. Datz da natchur uv da hyoomins. Stil, az long az hyoomins keepp teh gushifud kummin, kittehs wil toler… tolur… put up wifm.
Chuk Noreiss putz pepper spray on hiz cheezburgerz…
(Sowwy, I bedder stop now…)
this one reely made me lol. xD
Wen Chuck Norris goez owt to git a cheezburger, he orderz a hoal cow, but he onlee eets its soul.
Man sees restrant sain taht sez “We surv EBBERITHING”.
He be goinz insaid and orders a heffalump.
Waitur goinz to shef and sez “Halp! We no has heffalump. Waht ai do?”
Shef sez: “Doan wurry, jus tellz him we nawt karve whoal heffalump for 1 pursun.”
Once, Chuck Norris’ cat
got a taste for dodo birds.
Now they’re all extinct.
C N sent his cat
to Mars on secret mission.
That’s why no life’s there.
this one reely made me lol too. XDD
Chuck Norris doesn’t go Cheezburger hunting, that implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes Cheezburger killing.
Den Chuck endo.. indu.. voted 4 scairy dude as Prez’dent. Do not want!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because ho only recognizes the element of…..
SURPRIZE!!1!
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer.
Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
EVER.
Worl’z gratest hoomin < worl’s averaj kitteh.
aint it teh troof!!
Werld’s gratest hyoomin? Duz he gibs teh kittehs snorgles and gooshy fuds? Taht’s wut maeks teh hyoomins grate!
ROTFL
I’ve read the Chuck Norris fact list before …
I tells u, my grandmother (Hi Nonni, can you see this from Heaven?) would think this picture is HILARIOUS.
A story an online friend JUST told me:
“My husband and I were sitting in a “Prepared Childbirth” class last weekend. The teacher was going over the Apgar test, where they rate how well a baby is doing on a scale of 1-10. There are 5 categories and you can get a 0-2 in each category, with 2 being the best. One of the categories was “muscle tone”. My husband leans over to me and whispers, “Chuck Norris got a 3.” It was everything I could do not to start cracking up in the middle of this very
long class with almost 50 people in the room.”
HAI Another Yossarian an’ AY’s BEEBEE-2b
Hai, dat’s me! (I KoS on here…) Hubby isn’t even really a big Norris fan, so that made it eben funnier.
cong rats on teh (2B) rug rat!!
thay wunts made a chuck norris toylett paper
but it woodint take sh!t frum aneebuddy
Norris kitteh iz only one to get aweigh wif calling him Chuckles.
chuck norris cat can whup yo dawg!
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Xfi_8R8rY8g/Roi0ZaMcoSI/AAAAAAAAABs/EaocsMyDI3E/s1600-h/CHUCK+NORRIS
chuck norris noes ware teh lolrus bukkit is….
ceiling cat prays to chuck norris
superman wears chuck norris pajamas
An on teh 8f dai, ceeling cat created CHUCK NORRIS
Dey were gunna put Chuck Norris in Street Fiter, but everi buttun did a roundhouse. Wen asked abut teh bug, Capkom sayd, “Wat bug?”
Chuck Norris iz Time’s man ov teh year everi year, de persun on teh kover iz aktually teh runner-up.
Chuck Norris is in yr comments
getting frst post
Chuck Norris can get first post evn if sumone’s alreddy posted.
an wen he duzzint even post?
still gets all teh burgers.
But… does he dance?
the boogey monster checks under his bed for Chuck Norris each nite befor he goez to sleep
in soviet russia cows invented cheezburger by barfing up chuck at a chain link fence
Hence the origins of the word upchuk.
Chucky is an old meme.
memetologists mention minute macho monkeys making many memes
… and we NEVER beat old memes to DEATH on ICHC !!!
meanwhile, back in soviet russia, …
PANTS!!!!
momcat
(I haz my grain…..iz getn da off centa hoomer syndrom…)
momcat
… inna base updatin ram wit a bukkit …
… old meme beats YOU to death?
like, “I can has cheezburger?”
/eyeroll
“All ur LOLbasez r beloning 2 Chuk Norris!”
Howz dat? Mix doze memez!
Santa rides shotgun foar Chuck Norris.
please stop this
kant stop this
kuz chuck norris hits u so hard makes u say oh mai lard
(an if that duzzint bring tina back i giffup)
chuck norris is unsurprised someone with a name like ‘willie’ would want to stop this.
Chuck Norris can has no “Willie”. Hims cawls i*&$%L #$#$%^_ @…
Well, of course we will, willie.
There are so many of us enjoying it, but just because it causes you, our unknown poster, anguish, we will quit.
We realize our comments are traumatic, and that it is irresponsible of us to continue.
So many of us enjoy making these comments, but you, the one one dissenter, are obviously hurt and traumatized by it, so we will stop.
Only for you.
Because it is so horrible.
yesh, willie r of desprut needs in our help. we must PROTECK him frum teh overusage of chuck norris meme. SAVES him frum it. FREE him, if u willz.
Gigol
I comes here offen, and lolz much, but I espeshy lolz at your chuck norris-esque roundhouse kick of the ‘willie’.
Bydaway, is mah furs post! XD!
It’s impossible to stop Chuck Norris
Willie? No, he won’t….
ROFL (I cwak me yup!)
Here’s a video ov Chuck reedeeng teh ‘Top 10′…. wayt fur bonus elebentyif wun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
uh oh….. willie beez a troll? won’t he?
Cawlling Chuck Norris tu sabe teh Cheezfrenz frum teh wun-burger trolly!
after mistah norris took up w huckabee he cant hope to be awesum like kittehs.
chuck n huck r yuck
Stillz, U gotta admitz de BOTH gotts good semse ob humooor.
Duh, everwon nos it wuz Vin Deesel.
Bydaway, can anywun tell me wherfor I get dis book? I must haf it in mai life!!!
Also, yay for da cheez! I wish I cood work for dems…. =(
don’t get it…
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin under his beard. Only another fist.
SOOO FUNNY!!!
I share your joy! Simple peace to you & your readers.
C to the H to the U to the C to the K .. Chuck Noris!
Chuck Norris spies on ceiling cat.
Chuck Norris CAN has cheezburger.
Chuck Norris doesn’t use little packets of ketchup on his cheezburger, he uses little packets of plasma. Chuck Norris doesn’t vote, he already decided who was and will be president, before time began.(which he created.)
Chuck Norris doesn’t like people spelling his name with 1 “r”.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a cow, and it explodes into cheezburgers.
haha… dat iz really funny luv da pic
1 time chuck norris went 2 da virgin islands… when he came bac, dey werent da virgin islands anymore.
The Bible was originally titled “Chuck Norris and Friends”
rolflmbo
that is so not funny you don’t even know. This makes me want to vomit. Chuck Norris is pretty damn fly, but this mkes him seem like a douche. Meat is disgusting and it will give you cancer and you will die. the end.
wen chuk norris do puhsup, he nawt lift himsalf up, but hee be puhsing da urth down
Go tu gugle and serch chuk noris and pres im feeling luky and c wut it sez
chuk norris can beat “i wants 2 be da guy” on imposible moad without dieing in less dan sixtee minnits
chuk norris creatid ceiling cat
chuk norris birfday is ebberyday
chuk norris kan salm a revolinling doer
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cried.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 5 cents to listen to a song.
people made cars to escape Chuck Norris, it failed miserably.
Chuck Norris made the helicopter by doing a roundhouse kick repeatedly.
Chuck Norris kreatd a langwij calld Chuckamar, but evrywon waz 2 skared ta speek eet, esept Chuck Norris. Chuckamar waz turnd inta teh offishal langwij of teh stait of Norrisland, teh “stait of mind” of Chuck Norris.
Iz troo…srsly…
Maybeh….
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
chuck norris can run round the world so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head.
I has that book
*Insert Chuck Norris joke*
Yeah. He also invented Rickrolls