Congress.
It’s kinda like that.
vote to send a lolcat to congress! well, at least to teh front page.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: LolaBonne
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Get rdy to sling poo
and we thot mudslinging wuz bad
… adn if dey ben peeing on peep dat are watchin dem, well, thatz teh onlyest ting they kep hush-hush.
hey, hey, wii’r teh monkeez…
*danses like a chimp*
*reeches down to teh floor wiff nukles*
*hey did naugt B sew EZ as it lookz!*
happy nawt sekund, battle panda (wud lub to kno how you gotted dat naem!)
Wood chew like a celery brain shun danz?
if iz CONgress ur tawkin ’bouty, da udder end ov da chimp wud b more p’propriate.
Queue 2001: A Space Odyssey music…
And we just a couple kromo…khromoso….um, DNA things away from you!
iz jus me or dis be stoopy lol? nawt want. want cyuuuuut babeh kitteh lolz, pls
yeah. dis wun be too cloze to reyalitee.
Dis haz been strange dai in Cheezland. Berry berry strange.
Too much politics and ornerynesses and not enough LOLz.
We must having a picket lion.
**goez to shed and getz poster bored and paints.
** i tink it be leftober pink paint from the bucket.
**makes signs and getz hammer and nalez and pikkets.
**hammerz the signz onto the pickets and handz dem out to eberyone who wantz 1.
**Starts chanting:
We want LOLz
We want LOLz
No moar polity-colz!
*joins in chanting*
Whaddawe want??? LOLZ!!!
Wendowe wanem??? NOWZ!!!
*Takes sign, marches out a step and clumsily*
No moar polity-colz!
C’mon, I come here to excape the political process, not participate.
Kinda funny: Processed cheez – ain’t rilly cheez; processed sewage – not nice, but not sewage; political process – ?
gud sine, cj. (abbre be asian ok, ai hopes) ai hoap ICHC heers us lawd n cleer!
babeh kittehs! babeh kittehs!
i can has chuckles, chortles, guffawz and gigglols, 2?
*snickers*
an lotz an lotz ob snorgles!
an abuv awl, we wants teh kittehs
> D Marie sez: ‘Kinda funny: Processed cheez – ain’t rilly cheez; processed sewage – not nice, but not sewage; political process – ?’
teh raw sewage.
pleh.
mebbe Martin Mull’s ‘2001: A Space Polka’ (Fabulous Furniture LP)
Fabulous Furniture! I do still own it somewherez …
SPACE BABBEHS?! **haz siezure**
all ur taxz belong to uzzzzzz
monkee c monkee due…pay up
Dat’s an insult too chymps.
I entirely agree. Poor chimps
Hmmm? You meanz dat why the votes iz all bonzo’d… no oposebel thumbs. Great, just great.
I iz confuzeled. Who has no oppozable thumbs? Chimps duz. I missd ref renz?
my polgeze to dem. i had my monks and apes mixeded up. I so used to sayn monkeys for all–not teh saem at all. hmmm. maybe is gude sub in congress. dey work for the ‘nannas under table insted of teh monies.
But, wen fings go rong, teh kokonuts fli!
De chimps haz the O. thumbs & eben bedder! Opposable toes! Iz dey lucki or what? But hummans haz the Most Thumby thumbs dat alow the furthest stretch acroz the palm. The thumbs! We gots them!
Two fumbs up fur Carosue!
Fank you, an my thumbs fank you. Too bad I iz one of thos not bery dex… dexer… uh, good wif mi hans. (Not even wen it iz Hans as-in-teh-nawty-barn!)
Hans?
Iz dere a noo gui in Janet’s Nawty Barn?
I putz him dere wile yu not lookin’. De ironin gui needs help. Heh.
Tank yoo, Carosue. Yoo kin nebber habs too mini YNGs in teh nawty barn. Dat durn irnin nebber gits cawt up!
sonnet – we showz u
gibbon enuf time adn teypwriturz
Tehse congress chymps r endorsing Obama . . .
Iz nawt shur iffs dat’s a compliment or an insult.
R teh chymps feeling teh momentum and jumping on teh bandwagon?
Did tehy bring their instruments?
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
dis b cjoke ai hopes……… nawt get refrenz
Cuud be rong, tink Planet Uff De Aypes ref.
(fog lifting) tink is cuming bak to meee nao
Iit iz. Teh Chawrultun Hestun ref FTW!
Congrus will tayke dis refrunss frum mah cohld, ded hanz?
reminds me of koRn’s video, Evolution.
=D
keep lolz coming plz?
It’s alright…
Kawngress involvud in monkee bizniz.
hupfuly not BONOBO bidness … Yowza.
for mor politkal lols, pollcats.blogspot.com
wii iz knot “heer no ebil, sea no ebil, speek no ebil”…wii gots R eyes, earz an mouffs open. ebil
I’z gittin nerrvus, sumun kawl Jane Goodall.
Yew can kawl, but we ated her. *munkee burp*
She hads a flavor.
*typewriter repairman enters room of busily typing chimps*
hey, Chipperz, hao yoo doin on chapteh 3?
I broughted you moar typewriter wibbons. Youse guise go trhou dem faster dan ennybodee i eber seen.
thee repareman reeches obber adn picks up a piece of diskarded pepper witch reads
the dread of something after death, —
The undiscover’d country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, — puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know naught of?
hmmm. dat luks familyer…
hay!!! dis sposeded to be bye my obber wun about the chimps adn the tyepwridderz…
enneyways, extree cheezebrgrs fur peeps who get at leest 11 ref (base 2) plus deluxeded smoars wif extra choklit!
hint-think ob 3 themes/topics/peeps wovened threw ICHC (no fare axking JCH4.5Kk- she mite wants the prizes too when she gettes homesick)
Ai iz confuzled. Doez u meen the themes ref fur fenced in teh last foo comments? Like de opposabibble thumbs dat de kitteh’s doan haz and prolly do nawt want. An de blue, naow pink bukkit? an de smoars dad teh chimps alredy eated adn are luking foar moar?
sowy, i wuz cleer as mud, eh? i mented in mye comments commencing frum 3:57pm.
sry fur the confushun.
kthxbai adn gudlk
furthur muddifikashun- but the themes ref in my comments commencing frum stardate Feb 3@3:57:42.1 show up fairly offen on ICHC, over, shall we say, teh last millyun years.
p.s. teh bukkit has gon trhough a yello stage, too. Ask D Marie. (But the bukkit is a soar subjekt sooooo…. kareful wen yoo menshuns it.)
p.p.s Oh, adn teh bukkit is nawt reluvunt to teh interests ob tish Puzzel. I don’t think. Buttt, if you find wun,(reluvunt interest, dat is) i gibs yoo the last remayning candycanestirrer for the stirrednawtshaken hawtchoklit,( olive not included) Its gettin stale, tho.
Hamlet ref.
Stoopy w p. dis shuld have posted right under?
he dread of something after death, — etc.
okee dokee, yoo gots teh Hamlet ref. (Shakeslol), but dere’s 2 moar refs you guys shud knows…
The Undiscovered Country is recursive – Star Trek, referencing Shakespeare, both of which we reference here.
Is the third reference the fact that it is recursive?
D Marie, maybe. Gotta go luk up “recursive” and get bak to you.
ps Bingo on teh Undiscovered Country. but there’s moar to connkt. Don’t panic, you’ll geddid.
Be reelistic – but Congrews an’t tat smaht!
Or dat attractiv. I can haz voht fur da monkeez?
Congress luks about az diverse as dat groop ov monkees.
Akchewly, Howse uv Commons eben sowndz laik chimps. No lie.
yes, it is kwite entertaynmental. onced i founded teh reel thing on TB adn thot it wuz a satyre…
(on phone) Yeah, I work with a bunch of munkees, too….Sux, doan’t it?
No, ’snot. De munkees luk ‘teli… intell…. smrt. Like dey knoes… t’ings. ‘N stuff.
Also reproachful, oddly enough. And, clearly of impeccable moral charactuh. Dey wuds not lie to you.
So akshully, Congress not like dat at all.
OK, now that I cleared that up for everbuddy, gotta get back to the Puppy Bowl. It’s almost time for the spect-cat-cular Kitty Halftime Show, dontcha know! Animal Planet FTW.
omgz, hau awesum wuz da kitteh hafftyme show? spechully wen dey dropped awl da confeddy at da end? awl dat powncing an batting an da eerz swivvling aroun? sqeeeee!
aminal planut jus maded mai week.
We can has reruns?
For anybody not familiar with Puppy Bowl, here is a good link to a NY Times story about the making of it. And you’re rite idancescauzizhappy, the kitty halftime show was great. I’m sure some of this will show up on youtube for cheezfrens who didn’t get to see it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/02/arts/television/02bark.html?ref=arts
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/02/arts/television/02bark.html?ref=arts
I loved the kitty halftime show, hope some of it shows up on youtube for cheezfrens who don’t get to see it.
The Puppy Bowl just gets better every year, and the Kitty Halftime Show was wonderful.
U wuldn’t bleev teh lawz tehse monkeez come up wif!
Free nanners fur awl!
Roddy McDowall’s family reunion
♬
Send lawyers, guns, and monkeys, ’cause it has hit the fan
♬
Elebenty billyun burgerz fur teh Zevon.
Deh habbent passd anee lawz, but dey’s written 4 different vershuns of HAMLET!
Ha! This reminds me of the old joke…You know that saying that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, they’ll eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare? Well, the Internet has conclusively proven that it’s not true!
We
are
the
proof …
Hail to teh chimp!
Whitch one is “Teh Dasider”? They all luk liek poop-slinging, tree-screeming monkies to meh.
Sumtiems appearances r nawt deceeving.
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This
wins
hard
KONGress?
Win Win Win Win!
Dr. Tinycat’s servant has teh win!
Donkey?
if ‘pro’ is the opposite ob ‘con’, then is ‘congress’ teh opposite ob ‘progress’?
oh SNAP
Scopes monkey kongress wul ban teechin ebolushun in teh classrume.
Nah , chimps would get more done.
they no how to use toolz, an they naught charge an arm ‘n’ a leg 2 teh tacts players for them.
Judishul,
Exzecutive, and
Bananative.
Dey nawt luuk lyk dey haffin phun.
Mus nawt beh a hoel berrel-full yet.
nauw’s teh time 2 roll out teh barrel….
Well ah’ll B a munkee’z unkel…
….oh waet…..
NOOOOOOO!!!
NO WANT CHINPAZEEES!!!!
aaarggllghfhh……
I don’t like chimps…they are not cute…too human….sort of icky
Y?
Oh, Gud Lawd…dese r teh SuperDelegates?
We’z doomed.
luks moar lyke dubya x6 to me. >.>
http://patrickgibson.com/news/andsuch/bush_monkey.jpg
Compare nice chimps to creepy politicians hurt chimp feelings bad.
Can you provide me link on/or original image?
Gang of monkeys making yer lawz.
Am I the only one who feels that this picture insults the chimpanzees?
Dis offensiff to chimps!!
Porky Pine (from Pogo comix) sez:
In congruous assembled, therefore, we affirm the world is insane an’ will elect a nutty leader to cope with it! Thereby givin’ him an out!
hmm dose R de monkeys from monkey world! i recognized dem!!
nawww, theez r smarter than kongresss. Even munks wud neverrr bleed their own dry to invade and occupy other sovereign nations. BLEEEEEEEEN
see, DIS is wut “bleen” meenz.
(todai)
kwik! get white house on banana phone
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Mark Twane kwoat:
Suppoze yu wur an ideeyot. Suppoze yu wur a membur uf Congress — but I repeet myself…
My current fav.
The picture is true, and it becomes painfully obvious with a fecking chimp and a dickhead that almost completely ruined this country within 8 years.
Also, the grammar on the comments are horrid…http://www.dictionary.com.
Uhhh, Teddy Kennedy’s been in Congress a lot longer than 8 years, sir or madam.
That’s an insult to chimps!
All your tax dollahs belung our basezz
one creepy piksher. popped me out my chair it did.
I, for one, am insulted. How dare anyone forced monkeys down to the level of politicans
Kongres not so gud or nice az chimps. Not so kleva. Not so pritti. And shur not enni fun at awl! Boo Kongres! Boo! Boo! Yay, chimps! Yay! Yay! Yay! My bestest fren call me ‘chim-pansy’ like a flower. Nice.
Isn’t this the pic from monkey world?
LOL