A Dreem
I has one
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Barac an hei’llory
(at deh lass debait)
“hei’llory”? Care to explain yourself, dd? Or shall we just assume you’re another right-wing troll? “See, her name is ‘Hei’llory’, because she’s really a Nazi, get it?”
Dang it, I thought I closed that bold.
If lukin fir rite-whing trols, figur out how original pix rated less than 4 burgers at 248 votes.
interesstin point.
Sorry, that is not at all what I intended. Effort at cheezspeak while nervously attempting to say something relevant in the face of “NO COMMENTS” caused accidental goof.
I gets teh nerbus too, when I rites stuff heer.
suspshully ip hab a puss abilidy ob being nawt secun fir teh furst tym.
srs, b/c u doan wanna sez it rong, but u wans 2 sez it FAST.
I apologize for doubting u.
I see u hav not yet been offered a nawt-secund danse. May Ai suggest a Viennese LOLtz, wif lotz of Natural and Reverse Turnz? Taht iz, turnz to teh Right AND teh Left?
pologies all roun. alliz gud naw.
fank u. dat iz purty danz.
or maybe (sed with very naughty gleam in her eye)–wagner
Oh, yeah. An dd, props too u fur ur calm collected rational response. VEREH impressive.
*blushes and feels lil bit warm inside*
Teh spelin ov teh lolspeek kan B trickseh. Ai M remmmembrin a comment frum sum1 tinkin “joo” referrun 2 ethnnik grup insted ov lolspeek for U. Ai M not assumin teh wurst kaws tihs is teh frenly grup.
Tanks fir teh benepit ob teh dout, sarakitty. I bin gulty ob lotz ob tings, bud NOBUDDY eber axused me ob bean right-wing.
yeh, i tink Brudderluv needs to choose anudder name til he or she calmses daon jest a liddle. Sheesh.
Thank Goodness for that, DD. I, persmlolly neber ben’cuse-eded of bein lib neither, thank de makerfor DAT !! but Y does we haves to do polic…potlic…BOTING stuff in here? Dis, aie fot, was fur fun, jokes, lub and snorgles? mebbie only ifAie botes for dat woman?
Fun and lafftering, I wantzdem!!
An besides whichness, we still haz 9 munfs to go befoar de ‘lection day. Aie am de onliest wun tired of all the adrenaline ? Iz dere sumways we can announce at de topz of the Tread dat DIS is a POTLICLE tread, got to nex one for fun and snorgles? Arrgh
Grammiekitz, conserbadive trowel but fun and snorgly annyways…sigh
Oh hai Grammiekitz,
I unnerstand wat u meen bout nawt habing the politics on ICHC. Nawt eberybuddeh iz political, but, meny r.
We cubber so meny topics heer, dat politics iz gonna cum up once in a while. Espeshully nao, cuz we r choozing teh nomnominees frum eech partee, and 22 state hab eeber a primary or a catcus on Toosdai. Choozing teh nomnominee iz juss az important az choozing teh President. Teh purrson we nomnominate and elect will hab an impact on our lives and our kittehs lives. I hope dat our next President will maek tuffer laws on animule abyoos.
I noe dat iffs I sai sumpfin political, I mite get hi burgers or I mite get low burgers. But, iffs I get low burgerz, it doan mean that peeps doan liek meh, dey juss doan agree wif mah opinion. Dat’s OK. I fink usually, we respectful ov odders opinions.
Ai tinks dat iff we’z talkin pollyticks, tehn we bee’s okai iff we’z juzt sayin peeps r alrite eeven iff dey tinks diffrent tings frum us. Kuz evreboddey haz apinyinz. Kan’t get awai frum dat.
Except that if we really respected people, we wouldn’t give them low marks just because we disagree with them.
I’d rather we refrained from political discussion altogether here. It always seems to come down to slamming the “other” side.
This place has become more than just a friendly funny place. Well, to begin with, duh, it is not always funny. Is often “meaningful” and you can give votes for that rather than humor.
I think we can manage to express our feelings respectfully here. Those that don’t get fussed out, as they should.
In my history of being here, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post quite like this one.
gosh I iz right-wing troll adn I noes tink dat. Just lolcat speakez.
Innerestin.
This is not a Right Wing Troll Site.
BUTT!!!
Dere is our cheezfren, Shaungrl, admittin she is right wing(troll) and …..she has a FULL 9 burgers!!!
Now how did dat happen?
Cause she was respectfull and nice, and allus has been frum wut I’VE seen.
Dat’s teh ticket!
she usually respectfull but soemtiemz she hab naughty “maytag” philosoffy. Dat means she iz “agitator”. tank you doh.
I doan mind teh agitator. Can’t get fings cleen wifowt a liddle agitashun.
I neber unnerstood y sum peeps get upset at a different point ov view.
I liek teh color bloo. Sumwon else mite liek gween or red or burple (fanks to Mary O fur dat wurd). No reeson to get upset cuz sumbuddeh habs a different faborite color.
Teh byootee ov dis cuntry iz dat on elekshun dai, mah vote counts teh saem as urs. Well except fur dat ‘lectoral collige stuffs.
Whew!! The last few pix & posts have made my heart heavy. I think politics and religion should be talked about face to face, not on sites where everyone kinda gets frustrated.
I hope that made sense, I just watched the stoopid bowl, and I don’t care for TV sports.
Time for a shot, anna beer. *urp*
Bubbashoomin, u shudda hab been habbin the shot and a beer awl froo teh gaem. I’ll bet u wud hab lieked it better
I watched teh lass five minits ov it wif a glass ov wine.
Ebonee and Ivoree livz tugethr in purrrrfec harmonee
side by side on my p’yano…
y’all play nice!
“Can’t we all just get along?”
OR –
THE DREEM: Eating a bowl of food without another kitteh horning in!
Perzacly! Dat’s wut ai wuz tinkin wen ai saw dis pic.
Not me. I thought, “Why would those kittehs dreem of what looks like it has been eaten already? Must be a – oh, wait! The kittehs, themselves are the dream!”
I can has slow.
A dreem, I has one
A bole of creem, I eets one
A teem, we are one
kittehs knows: sharon’ is karen’
Shirley u jest!
doan cawl meh shirley.
That explains why I give mail to sharon and karen gets it…
i gets all de male.
wut bout sharon’??
I cud use a male about now…iz been a whyle.
:::slinks off to Nawty Barn:::…thenagin, mebbe dere’s a male DERE!!! :::stops slinkin’, starts runnin’!::::
No, karen iz mai sizter! I duzzent no sharrin.
Porrij: Teh Rnser to awl Ray Shul problems!
Rnser: Dat’s Lowlspeek!
wol speek?
don fink sos…
wol wuz/iz an owl……libz in 1000 acre wuds…..
momcat
PLES RING IF AN RNSER IS REQIRD.
PLEZ CNOKE IF AN RNSR IS NOT REQID.
Hunny eneeone??? I haz a tea an krumpet 4 eech an ebryone.. an teenee weeny, eensy weensy, ittee bittee, bite size kookies wif quince an mince jams. Spred teh luv –an marm-a-lade
Oooo, fank yew Stranger Dan True.
I wud lub to hab tea and krumpets. Mmmm, teh liddle kookies r delish.
Yu r ebber so welcum Romeow.. Plz to haz sum hunny n a widdie biddie skone. Teh hunny iz from teh bees in teh Briar Patch. But, taht’s anudder storee all to gedder! Izzure tuffit comfy?
Idansdansdans, duz u hab split purrsonality?
Wat happened to Stranger Dat True?
Y fank yew – mah tuffit iz kwite cumfee. Mmmmmm…hunny.
Iz bak – Wuz owt 2 teh bak 40 bringin in teh cowz. Hasta hav creem 4 makin budder for eensy beensy jam sammiches.
I can tell you storee ‘bou teh spyder taht oosed to own it… She was widdow. blak in kolor- preddy fing. Seemz herz huzbin jus up an distapeered 1 day… She haz no explannashun 4 tihs catas, katas…, terrible sichuashun- pour fing.
Pasta hunny pls… 1 lump or 2?
Soree, forgawtz ta sez, tihs storee iz ’bout teh tuffit
I has a mixed heritage.
I red tis artikl tat said peeps wit moar tan 1 rayce iz prettyer. Itz becuz teir jeanz is moar better cuz tey doan’t get 2 of teh bad jeanz tat runz in teihr parentz, an we seez taht as prettyness. Iz healthyness, ackshuallee. But healthyness is pretty 2.
Das kalled hybrid vigour. (Takes off teacher hat and runs away)
Actually, it’s true. Dogs that have multiple breeds in their bloodline are hardier and healthier than pure blood. I always thought of that while reading Harry Potter. Why would anybody want to be a weakling pure blood when they can be all hardy mudblood?
Sorry, OT….
dat wun kitteh in teh pix can has mixed hair atage.
Peese an lubs
Its’es a bootahful dweem
Ifn we getz enuff ob da gushi fuds 4 eberybody, we haz whirrled peas! (Der sumfing rong der. I habe neber openated a kan ob da gushi fud an founded peas innere. Hmmm…)
Goodness, I shud hope nawt! Guushifuud iz nommable; peas iz teh PLEH!
Dat all kittehs shud be juged nawt on teh colur uv daer fur, but on teh contens uv daer fuudbowl.
I can has an Amen? Amen! Kthx … whirled peas fur everywon!
and carrots for each udder, too.
Now *dat* conj… cong… brings to mind a berry inneresting picher…
Moo…
berriez? I tot we werz talkinn about carrots.
I tot we werz talkin bout peaz!
naow we talkin about taterz. I’z confussed.
oh wez jus awl wirled up datz awl….
momcat
wayt…we tawkin bout peas, carrotz, berries, taters, or udderz?
(an pleez, don’t nobody suggest a stew…peaz-and-carrotz-and-taterz-and-berriez-and-udderz stew wud bee pleh-er than the pleh-est pleh that ever PLEH-ed!)
in mai speeriense, kittehs not so gud sharers. culler uv teh fur duzzint mattr. paw swat to faes if tehy tihnk ur in thare spaes!
Sumtimez ebben paw swatt 2 kitteh’z hooman iff dey dont get dat gushie fud in de dish fast enuff!!!!!
Dah kittehs in teh piktur is mai kittehs. Odly, dey IS gud sharers. No paw swats ober teh bowl in teh piktur. Jest nuzzles an likin’s after teh bowl wuz all empties.
dey iz cute & sweet kittehz!
the world is black, the world is white
it turns by day and then by night
Three Goggie Night ref
I can has seed de promisd lan, wear all de gushifud boles iz full. I mey nawt get dare witcha………….
i haz dreem of snorglez tiem! an fud. mebbe even mor fud then snorlgez. depends on hao hungry i iz.
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Da’ ultimate Dreem will include Kats of all colors not jus’ two
Berry truez. Kittehz of awl kullerz. An kittehz wit 3 leggz an kittehz wit diabeetus an kittehz wit awl soartz uv disybiltiz, 2.
Yah. I tries to get mah neybor to brings her siamese an her brown tabbeh ober for teh piktur, but Nightingale, teh blak kitteh in teh piktur, gotzes all angry wif new kittehs. So had to do wif jest mai too blak an whit kittehs. Stil maiks point, thow, I hopes.
New kittehz of awl colors is welcomm.
However, dey is not nes..necce…nawt alwayz welcomm at dinnertyme.
(My kittemusses feel da saym way. “We can share…strange new kittehs, tho…mebbenawtsomuch.”)
Fudz at las, fudz at las, tank Ceiling Cat Awlmitee, we’z got fudz at las!
… And I also has a full bowl.
February is also “Empty Bowls” month. The local Food Bank, artisans and restaurants combine efforts to raise money for the pantry. Artists-including potters, woodturners, and glassblowers-donate bowls to the cause. For a set fee, a person may choose a handcrafted bowl and is served lunch from top-rated restaurants.I have served as docent for this event in Fort Worth-it’s fantastic! Please Google for the local chapter of the event. Thank you.
Let’s give a flavr and nom-nom-nom to those in need
heer’s a way 2 lern an fill de boles, an eevn has fun!
http://www.freerice.com
mah pardner werked teh Soop on Sunday last week heer in CLT. Iz such a grate idea, an fun an u gets to meet teh peeples frum teh resterants–resterant peeps is fun! Onlee costed 25 munnies here.
dat site is leik ICHC: addi…akdic… gotta see moar. I can tellz I ben reedin way too much british/scottish/fantasy- i knowed all dem arachnid- uh… archaic words w/o cheatinz.
amens, is addktib got up to 600 wif level 44 adn had to makes myself cum bak herre. Fanks.
don’t forget teh hunger site. clikz is nowt costin any munnies itz frees!
thehungersite.com
tee hee!
Karen is sharon!
(thx 4 teh link!)
Eberybudy go to dis site. Iz such a gud fing to be gibin da nomnomonoms and be habin soooo much fun doin it. Eberybudy, sin on! Freerice for eberybudy.
Thanx karen!
what a grate site!
hope they donate brown rice- iz delishus n more nootrishus
Iz hardur to keep teh littul bugz owt… littul bugz knowz wut kindz uv rice iz betterz, 2!
freerice needz moar wurdz! I haz got to top levul an I needz moar wurdz!
I luvs dis site!
Fur yeers, teh peeps in mah ceramic’s class (Iz a peep, nawt a teech) maeded bowls, too. I didn’t kno bout teh teem up wif teh restaurants. We maded the soop an cormbread, and sold dem, too. Prolly cud hab maed moar bowls iffs odder folks tuk care ov teh rest.
It waz reely interesting to see wat kinda bowl peeps lieked. Sum ov mah bowls taht I frot were teh wurst, went before teh ones I lieked teh best. Eberybuddeh’s different.
Yup!! My wunnerful dadee usta sez, “tehre iz a butt to fitz ebrey seet.”
Tehre iz alzo a bowl 4 ebrey soup.. anna plate 4 yr sammich..an….
Ooo—Shiiny…
an we sharez in mah dreem…
an weez equalz in mah dreem….
awl kittehs r creadid ekwul…and has rites to teh life, libberdies and pursoot of good nappie places in teh sun wifout peeps all up in dere faces wif kameras and stuff.
OMG, ichc is anti-kitteh???
letz faic it…..sum kittehs is hamz !!
:] no funneh. just reel. dis made me smile.
nicely done.
It’s twooo.. it’s twoooo…
is Young Frank ref? huh?
Madelyn kahn yes, but is Blazing Saddles ref
o. now members… pun intendedz. (shame on meez)
We kan has grey kitten?
Nyce! N mah kitteh’s birfday is on Em El Kay’s birfday! Kool!
=^..^=
Harmony. I loves it.
we awl en dis to get her… lub es da aunts her!! Bigz hugz awl rown!! n gushi fuds!
This is absolutely great. Perfect for MLK day.
That was pretty awesome.
Sadly, it took me a second to figure it out, but when I did, it was awesome.
I has a dreem,
that wite kittehs and blak kittehs sit side by side and can has teh saem leftovr graveh(or wutevr that is) toogedder!
change- yes, we can!