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Jesus Christ itz a lion! Get in teh wardrobe!
HAPPY NAWT SECUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wut dans wuld u like Mr. Lolcatburglar?
*wisper* It’s “Ms” LOLcatbuglar! Hasn’t yu notissed her predilekshun for shooz an sparkuls?!
Mebee cuckoocat frot dat LCB waz a “flamboyant” catburglar?
Nawt that dere’s ennyfing rong wif dat.
Last time I looked, I was a “flamgirlant” catburglar. Specally teh other day when J4K was usin me to grill cheezburgers. But mah avatar, which I lubs, is somewhut androdge… andrudge… looking like it could be a boi or a girl. But mah swag bag is pink wif lacey frills on it and I lust after teh YNG just like teh rest of teh laydees in teh JCH4000K Nawty Barn over on JCH40K Boolevard.
Ms Lolcatburglar,
U noes cuz u lukked dis moarnin (an moast evry moarnin ai exspeks) butt teh liekin uv de pink wif lacey frills an lusstin after teh TNG nott nesseserrily flamgirlant!
Anywais teh YNG tells me he iz omnisekksuwal, an feelin frisski….
GETZ BAK TOO MAI IRNIN YNG BFOR AI HAZ TU KRAK WIP AGIN!
O deer. U cant get de staff dese dais.
well, did you check again – just in case? I’m just sayin. things may have shifted during the flight.
U may be right. Let me check.
Lessee…
*pats self*
those are in teh right place…
*pats moar*
Mmm-hmmm, that checks out…
*patpatpatpatpat*
Yes, that’s how I left that…
*patpatpat – gasp!*
OMG!!1! When did I grow THAT?
*pats again*
O wait. False alarm. Just a vienna sawsidge left over from teh soopermarket danse.
Yep. I is a girlie girl.
An there yoo hav it!!! Ai ment to put teh burgerz awn the GRILL – an insted putted tehm awn the GIRL! Sorree – mai bad.
OHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I iz very sorry, MS. Lolcatburglar.
Dis dumb kitteh no be tinkin strait after cuz of Caturday mornin hangover.
So, MS.Lolcatburglar, wut dans wuld u like?
OUtta respekt 4 ur hangover, cuckoocat, maybe we does a soft shoo danse.
OK, locatburglar, les do it!
Step 2 da rite, step 2 da left
step rite, step left,
slide, step, step,
slide, step, step,
slide, step,
slide, step,
DRUNKEN JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(huff, puff, falls to floor in drunken heap)
didja like it, locatburglar?
*claps vry vry quietly*
Vry nice!
Wud u like to has a Lolka Seltzer r ur hangover?
lmao.
lolka seltzer!
Fank u fer likin mah dans fer u, lolcatburglar!
Hope i sees u agen on ICHC!
lolkaseltzer. Nao abailibl in ur local CCC.
*wisperz, awn akkownt ub cuckoocatz hangover*
dat CCC iz wun amaaayzin serbiss tu hoominity. awr at leest tu teh cheezfrenz.
happi nawt sekond, LCB!! i joinz teh sawft shoo dans
*slied step step*
*slied step step*
*sli…thud..oopz*
Gots mah dansin’ shooz on!!!
Mebbe danse to Jonny Cash song “Walk teh Lion” ?
Or teh Eegle’s song “Lion Eyez”?
wat choo wants to danse to?
Dis dumb kitty no know eider uf does songs.
How bout ” The Lion Sleeps Tonight”?
Starts singing:
In da jungle, da mitey jungle, da lien sleeps 2nite!!!!
Owie, my throat hurts!
a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh….
…don’ evin needs lolspeek fer doze leeriks!!
is good fer caturday mornin dansing, fer shur!!
ah WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeee um bum ba way….
ah
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*thud*
i r past out from no hoxagen. too much singin kin hurt…
ummmmmmmm. anybodee else here need axpirin?
R U gonna beleef meh or ur lion eyes?
Ms. lolcatburglar, would you like a danz? purrhaps the danz teh faunz do in Narnyuh? I think it involves intricate curry ografee wif teh good dwarves trhowin snoballz and the fauns and other creechures weaving in and out.
really, i posteded this when the others weren’t tehre, tehn it dsiappeereed, now i look ebben moar stoopy.
sigh, don’t need no help lookin stoopy, i pretty good at stoopy wifout eny help.
Yoo nebber ebber nebber luk stoopy!!1
i <3 JCH4.5millionK
Ai agreze wif JCH4K, Mary O’, yer neeevah teh stoopy, Ai finks yer brilly ant! N sew sensatib…
nawt!!
de nawt was 4 lukkin stoopy……. I alwais lols hard at yr commints!
ok Mary…..sommytiymes u a leeeetle stoopy….jest a leeetle, but wat iz briilly antz, ifz noawt teh couruj to riskz luking stoopy.awn okkashun…..datz wat iz teh brilly antz u haz…. u getz oawt der an walkz teh egde…..
WINZ!!!!
LOL!!!!!
This is almost better than the actual caption which deserves all burgers, too!!!
Thanks for the belly laugh you guise!
Jesus Christ itz a lion! Get in teh wardrobe!
Shudn’t taht be, “Jesus Christ itz a lion! Get in teh sleigh!” ???
dependz on hoose sayin it: Edmund, theWich /ebildoers, Lucy. teh Faun… each mite say sumfin diff.
teh little lam in teh last battle has an interesting response.
OMG Jesus Christ IS a Lion! I can has christian allegory?
kthx cslewis!!
FTW!
yesh ai lub dis buk.
mai dad yoost to reed a shaptr uv it to meh ebbery nite.
chrishun alligoree = majur lurv.
U means Jesus Christ IS a lion! Teh Lion, teh Wich an teh Wardrobe is allegor–allygator–standz fer sumpin elts.
oops, sowwy kattahl. dass wut i gets fur not reedin down far enuff.
O well, I has excuse. Sum udder day. . .
Man, I has been waitn fur a pic like dis so I cud say “Jesus Christ is a lion! Get in teh slay!” an u all has beets me tuit.
just fink of it as GMTA…
dood!! plz wit da warnins nex tiem! dere so mush mook in mai noes i shud jus snort sum cormfakes to habs da brekfests!
is dere frish, cleen hankees on da CCC? we needz to perpair foar da snarfles of da mornin baverges az well az da splorts!!
here, hab mine. i only useded it once. No?
teh onli possabul responz to taht haz to be ….
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dat’s so excullunt , lolcatburglar.
Ginormus WIN!
Lions and witches and wardrobes…oh my!
Lion is lookin at teh snows and thnking:
“I don’t thinks I is in teh Serengeti anymoars.”
Lookz 2 me lyk he iz on stepz of liberry.
Must be a libarry in Sibeeria. U knoes, whare there is teh frozen steppes.
Ba DUMP bump! *tsh!*
Nawt dat aneewun rilly cares, but it iz Washungtun DC bout dah munth ago…he be at deh Nashunul Zoo.
I fink wuz interestin… Also makes me wunder wy lolions never in teh snow (dat I ever herd of). Tigers hoo also have floofy furs live in bery bery hot places like India, also bery bery cold places like Sybeeria, so wy lolions only in hot places? Or am I mistooken?
i maek noo rool. i’z not to bee drinken anyfing wile i readz da comments!!! mai noes fanks me for notz snarfin
Where are my ruby paw protectors?
Juss click ur teefs togedder free tiems and sai,
dere’s no plase liek hoam
dere’s no plase liek hoam
dere’s no plase…
*eberyfing swirls round*
Lolion wakes up in teh Serengeti again, wif gazelles and wildebeest round hims bed…Sweet.
mmm, yes, vry sweet. Teh lolion gets teh breffist in bed!
The lion looks up into the sky, pondering the dark cumulus clouds and the meterological forces that caused droplets of water to form microscopic crystals, and their long, leisurely fall from the sky to give the world below a fairy tale appearance.
Or, the lion is just wishing he had a goat to chew on.
Oh! Cookie’s human! Wont yoo pleez come bak!? We are desperate! You mite be our awnlee hope!
Unusual weather we’re having, ain’t it?
He’s not a taem lyon, but he is good…
ooh, letz start a nuther list ob placez JCH400,000K is nawt goingrelateded to teh Narnyuh:
Aslan’z Howe
Buruna, Falls ob
Caspian’s Sea
Depths ov Saddness
Eberyone’s wurst nitemare
Fake Fotographer’s Film Festival
Oops, sowy, didn’t reed wat we waz relating to.
May pologies fur freelancing.
naw, is teh funneee!
careee onw wif any theme ob places JCH4millionKittehs is NAWT going to on hers twip (in oar out off the War Drobe/ Narnyuh)
Granola’s Bar
House of Cards
IttyBittyTeenyWeenyYelloPolkadotBikini Islands
Joopitur
K-mart
Left field
Miraz’s Castle
Noonyung Soong’s Labaratory
Oceans Elebenty
Pork chew gal
Quasi-land
Repub lick uv Rooterville
Spair Oom
Timbuktoobia
Underhill Overwurld
Swamp, fire
TelmarineLand
Unkle Andrew’s Laboratory
State ob mynd
Under Milk Wood
Varsity
hai, ambercat! aer you shure she’s nawt goin to Kmart?
i thot i hurd she wuz running out of Ks adn wood get sum on teh ways to teh aeroport.
No she sed “C”s wud do as well an C-mart’s mush cloesr
Valhalla
Wakanda
Xanth
Yale
Zanzibar
Yeah. C-mart is right near heer on JCH40K Boolevard. K-Mart is allda way over cross town on JCH40K Boolevard.
Willywonka’s Wild Wildebeest Window
Xylolphoneland on X-Box
YMCA in Yellowstone
Zonkeeland
mikicat!!
i taik it dat yoo plaiz teh halo??
valhalla?
zanzibar??
i’m likin it!!
but werst ov awl……shez noawt coming to mi howse…….(corse ai iz speekin uhm watz teh werd????…don’t know…..ai jest dont haz a howse fer her to com to……havin a BIG prollum findin me a forebber hom…..hey, ai’d settul fer a 2 maybi 3 yeerz hom……)
but callyfornny is a myticul, eggsotik plaise……sez so ina guyed……pag 76……an well worff bisitin……onli reel rany heer …nowt full ov teh sno……an we gotz rell big treez, dat hav teh naemz …an an an …um beeches….yep an ….mowtaunz….an……fingz dey cawl ribberz …but to sumwun hoo growed up ina middywest….dey r moar kreek-lik dan ribber-lik..(dan ribber..~snerk~) an holliweird, an San Frannysiko….U can getz 1/2 way to teh starz frum teh cabul karz……sez so ina guyed…..pag 165….
ok ….ai goes noaw…..bad nite…..
Salleh, I’m sowy ur habing a bad nite.
Eben tho it’s hard, u juss gotta hang in dere. U hab lotz ov support frum awl ur Cheez Frenz hoo lub u muches. Sumtiems it mite be difficult to feelz it cuz we’re awl round teh whirld, and can’t cum ober and gib u hugs. But, we’re still there, eben iffs u hab to turn on ur puter to see us.
U hang in there. Doan gib up 5 minits before teh miracle. Eberyfing iz gonna b OK, but iz gonna taek juss a liddle longer. Iz OK to feel bad once in a wile – eberybuddeh duz. But, affer a wile, it’s no longer productive. U gotta pik urseff up, square ur shoulders, and fink bout hao gud fings are gonna b wen ur throo dis tuff spot.
I kno ur strong, cuz iffs u weren’t, u wuddn’t hab maed it dis far. U hab moar strength than u fink u do. Plus, u hab awl teh Cheez Peeps lifting u on dere shoulders an halping u, froo the interwebs.
We’re nawt gibbing up on u, so u can’t gib up eeber. Teh gud tiems are cuming.
{{{{{{{{{{{Salleh}}}}}}}}}}}
yes, Salleh, don’t give up!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Salleh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh Salleh, deer, deer frined Salleh. Ai will moast certainlee com and visit yoo sumday – an we can go see menee ov teh thingz in teh guide buk an hav lotz of fun.
Ai noe thingz ar still nawt as they shud be fur yoo – but tehy will be. But it duzznt halp much wehn it iz raining and dark, duz it?
Eneway, as Romeow said – ai an awl the peeps heer luvs yoo verree much. Ai hoep that yoo can feel it throo teh air – itz teh best we can doo fur nau.
{{{{{{{{{Salleh}}}}}}}}}}}
oh fanks guise…….ai’ll be ok…..iz waz jest a bad nite….driveded owt ina pourin rayne to meet sumwun abot a howse to be a roommate (but meet at teh starbukz…peepulz iz bery suspishus dese dayz) an dey sed wate heer …be rite bak an den dey dissamappeerreded….an ai sitted der fur 45 minitz …finkin “oh dey be rite bak, dey jest wented to teh munnee macheen” drinkin my hoawt choklitz, an finkin “tee hee jest lik mi cheezfrenz ” but den ai realizeded …dat guy waznt comin bak……an den hadda driveded bak ina reel scari strom…..no bisibility, an peeepluz goin reel fast awl around me….an teh windy waz blowin reel hard……an ai waz teh scardy-kittehz!
but datz bedder to noes noaw dat dey wer teh creepz, den affer to mobbed in !!!
ai’ll be ok, am bedder todai alreddy, my good cheezfrenz r bein der ususuallll wonnerful selffs…..an ai noawt gibin up…..maed it diz far….
so noawt to wuury too muches abot me…..changez will com….jest gettin a leeetle tired ov waetin datz awl…
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( romeow & JCH4K )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
oh how roood ! ai forgotted Mary OSpockin !
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Mary O’Spockin )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I must have missded sumfing. Can anyones fill me in?
nebermind. Saw last post, now I is in teh loop.
Aslan: “An I mai jess haz tah noms hur….”
(mumbles to self…) dammit, I REFUSE to start crying just from reading that!
and…fail….sniff….
naw, is teh funneee!
careee onw wif any theme ob places JCH4millionKittehs is NAWT going to on hers twip (in oar out ob Narnyuh)
Granola’s Bar
House of Cards
IttyBittyTeenyWeenyYelloPolkadotBikini Islands
noooooesssss, i putted dis in wrong place. just moob on. nothing to see here.
can’t eben blame it on werdpress…stoopy me!
iz wunderin wut her is doin wit all dem kittehs………… donations 4 gushifud and littler
Whai teh teerz an teh sniffulz?
becuz, well, aSlan is , um well. you just hafta reed it, i fink. Teh Lyon ,Wich, & War Drobe.
Tears out of the blue of a days-long good mood….I guess just chalk it up to 48 years of wear-and-tear.
And looking forward to the day when Aslan pays back the…White Witch!!!!
Mais où sont les neiges d’antan? Ici, certainment!
François Villol ref en français, FTW!
Qui commanda que Buridan
Fust gecté en ung sac en Saine?
wut?
Kwah?
Que?
(But where are the snows of yesteryear? Here, definitely!)
Writtun in 1461, taht was.
http://plagiarist.com/poetry/2134/
Ballad Of The Ladies Of Yore by François Villon
i wunt sum sun an sum warm !
kay?
momcat
LOLion ate teh bukkit
Lolrus no want bukkit peeses, affer they hab passed.
Gud Lawd, Mr. Lolion…u needz to change ur diet.
I can haz faibur?
aktually, lookz liek lion ateded the wich. whut dat bone?
What do I think about Melman?… tasty (burp)
Ceiling Cat needz sum hed & shoulders.
Reely bad.
ne body gotz any turkish delights???
Why she makes it always teh winters but nebers Chrissymas. So very ebil.
Jadis be very ebil. But she can has serious whoopass unloaded on her in the end.
Ebil reeps as ebil sows.
Majishun’s Nefew, FTW!!
Himz at da Stohn Taybul! I luk awai till da sad part ober.
Dat iz berry strangeness pixchur. Ori…Orrrum…..firstest wun I iz seeing is in Washington Postses about lion in der zoo whooo luking at snows in kinda surprizednesses. Iz not angree, just luks. I lieks surprizeedness idear better dan pissed off at the snowingness. Eben i Warshington wer dey berry crazeee wen dey gets wun liddle snow flakiness. ……..
LEt the poor animal outta there!
I iz found de orig …orrum…the firstest caption. Dey nawt writing it in lolspeek tho. U will just haz to haz dis:
Luke, a male African lion, has lunch outside his heated den at the National Zoo. The snow is falling, and he doesn’t seem to mind.
camera works Photo Credit: By Mehgan Murphy — Smithsonian Institution Photo
Iz OK to fine de firstest?
Yes, cuz inquiring minds wanna know.
But, if you fine teh firstest, and it be ooky or creepy, den I don’t wanna know.
Yes, I iz awl agreeing. Dis was so sweet, tho. I liek ol’ Luke an de snows. Ceiling cat send him sumting so he not bored.
Iz proof uv globul wrming fur sur!
oh meybe dat bone be gore. (al)
Wheres da lightpost?
on JCH40K Boolevard.
AsLOLan FTW!!!
……….I should give up on trying to have original thoughts
dey r kinda intimudatin huh???? loawtz ov bery qwik witz rond heer…..
noawt to wurry tho…jest sitz bak an enjoiz dem…..
yeah, salleh is rite. me, jus now, ize travelling an doant get to see ICHC all teh time. so I foun this picher wif teh commenz awl posted. OMG, snerking, loling, roflmao, … an even sum sadness …
Wud be sooooo initimad… intidima…. making afreed, if nawt foar how eberybudy welcums eberybudy to play. (xcept trolls, but eben tehy could play, if just play nice).
So, jumps rite in …
lol tis my fav!
this pic was taken by a washington post photographer about 2 or 3 weeks ago thursday… it was on the front page of the friday edition
Here comes Suzy Snowflake, dressed in a snow white…
NOM!!!
ok, that may be my all-time favorite ICHC.
I simply do not understand all this baby talk and pictures of cats.
I don’t understand lots of things. You don’t see me on their threads proclaiming it, though. I visit what I like. Why are you here?
Is is cold
In response to 343GuiltySpark from way back up thar a piece…
“mikicat!!
i taik it dat yoo plaiz teh halo??
valhalla?
zanzibar??
i’m likin it!! ”
Sorry, I no plaiz the Halo.
Valhalla: Viking heaven
Wakanda: a country in Africa in Marvel Comics, the home of T’Challa.. the Black Panther
Xanth: magical country in the Piers Anthony book series
Yale: where all the locks come from XD
and finally…
Off on the Road To Zanzibar!!
this is so funny i peed in mt pants i have seen that movie and trust me this is the best joke about it that you could probubly make i love it .
-carlie
umb…dis iz nawt Aslan. It wud mayjurly offend Lucy if she saw tihs.
ha
in the jungle, the mighty jungle the loin sleeee……zzzzzzz
Ai rollz mai iys…is sillee in heer…