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Invisible Segway

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it also doubles as teh invisibie lawn mower.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Bubbashoomin

Oooops, Danse?

My spelling
, let me shue it

mary O'Spockn

i fot mebbee you wuz going for raindeer naems: dansr and pranser…

congratumakashuns on *whishpursrs so as nawt to disturb smellytroll*
nawt sekund!

 
 
Cweenmj

U gotted the nawt-second! (wii forgib the spelling heer.)
Wat kind uv danse u want for teh nawt sekund?

**rakking brane to think uv gud segway**

Bubbashoomin

a hikik danse, to the tewn of wats new prettycat by tom jones.

mary O'Spockn

watz nyuu, preddy cat?

whooa whooa whooa oh oh

watchoo lukin at?

whooa whoooa whoa oh oh.

pretty kat prissy kat

i wub yoo! yesh i doo!

yoo adn your pretty kat looks.

mary O'Spockn

ooops, forgotted teh hi kiks, (convieniently :wink :)
lcb will adds tehm in, i’m sure

or maybees the laydeees in teeny tiny Ingerland…

enebboddee here from Wales, ware teh Tom Jonez is frum?

mary O'Spockn

dangit, my wink is on teh blink. twy agin :wink:

 
 
 
kafleen

Well, wut doo u noe?

I has browt u Tom Jones, all wrapped up in a bow, an deposited him in Janet’s barn. (She won’t mind)

A present fur ur nawt secund.

Hee will dants just deevinelee fur u. ;P

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Kafleen - wud yoo beleeve taht Tom Jones wuz a gud freind ov a gud friend ov mine?? So ai wud luv to see him there - as ai nebber akshullee metted him.

kafleen

Janet- I wud beleeve dat everbodee is UR frend. Cuz u is teh best. <3

 
 
 
 
 
diva

Speekin uf dans, I tink we needz 2 do Whyt n Nurdee fur da nawt-second dans:

Dey see me rowl awn
Mai segway
Ai kno in mai hart
Dey tink Ai’m whyt n nurdee

Tink Ai’m jus 2 whyt n nurdee
Tink Ai’m jus 2 whyt n nurdee
Kan’t u see Ai’m whyt n nurdee
Lookit me Ai’m whyt n nurdee

cSmall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

YAH! weerd Al! wif camee yo’s by Donnee Ozmund and DrEvul’s son(sry!! 4got yernayme… :blush: )

diva

Seth Green…himz da funnee. Mai hubbe lurves da Robot Chicken.

cSmall

SETH GREEN! of course. an i call mahself a Buffy fan…
*hangs hed in shayme*

salleh

ai luvz teh Buffy…..whi we n owt hav ani rerunz ov Buffi?????

thot dey haz teh clebber writurz…

 
pb

oh yes. ai hearts Buffy. berry clebber writurz, an teh gud ideez.

 
woozled

teh Buffi rerums r on teh FX nepwurk on Caturday a the unholee ower ov 6AM… at leest whear eye m.

eye gotted awl da dvds, mesef.

cSmall, uze iz furgroved. ebberbobby haz braims-poots ever nao n den.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*whispurrs* psst - cSmall - iz : oops : :oops:

 
 
 
 
HewwoKitteh112

CURSES! Foiled again! u beet me too it! I wuz gonna sai–”Kitteh no look wite n nerdee.” “Weird Al” is FTW always!!!

carosue

xcep fur Weasel Stompin’ Day. Not like THAT Al song. Cat-chee tune, but yucky message. Weasel stomping — Do Not Want!

DeeDee

yeah i not can lissen to dat song even tho i knowz from behin de seens it just watermelonz beein squishd.

 
 
 
 
stend

didn’t we do this one to death already? (PS: lolrus’ bucket alert )

mary O'Spockn

*whisprs* i think d marie knos ware the bukkit is…

 
 
Cottleston Pie

Invisible conga line?

 
 
cSmall

meep meep! commin thru!! lookin 4 a goggie 2 run ovurr…

mary O'Spockn

awwwwmman, you made me snerk ginger snaps!

cSmall

mah aplologeez to teh insyde ov yer nowse.

 
 
BamaHern

i tink u tide at nawt secunt!
dans irrespective:

tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
(git a drank o watr - run bak akrost teh stage, resume)
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, etc. 2 da rite,

oh! 4ever 2 d rite kik
tak it, princess mu!

 
BamaHern

!@ teh rix uv beaning subvurdeded one mo’ bai wurdprecks, i’m tryning agin, sry f it duplicates :)

cSmall!!!!1!1!ein!!
i tink u tide at nawt secund!
dans irrespective:

tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
(git a drank o watr - run bak akrost teh stage, resume)
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, etc. 2 da rite,

oh! 4ever 2 d rite kik
tak it, princess mu!

BamaHern

duplimications b found out!

(walkz awai proudly waring JCH4 mask!)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

BamaHern :D Yoo danz devinelee! Ai can see mai werk heer iz dun!

BamaHern

mmmmmm, iz dun, butt kan wii dans 4 awile, 4 R awn enjoimentz?
kthx
bh

 
Bubbashoomin

nonono jh4bazilionk, teaching iz neber dun, and weze needz ur guidence.
Love, Peas, and happiness

 
 
 
 
 
diva

N Ai dans dans dans
N Ai dans dans dans

Idansdansdans

Ohai!!!

Iz in tyme 4 teh dansin???

Iz so happee - dis looks lik my kitti-boi. Hiz namez Samurai… Was sposed 2 be phantom - but himz clawzez maded me chanje it.. Himz lubbed to climb up mai legz to say “Ohai” to mai face wen he wuz stil liddle snorgle pie.

wiiing

Same from my kitteh. I stil bare the scars… awmos named hur “OwHey!” Spechukly wen iz onna phone wif my sistur. She laffs, she just knoes whut happend.

sneekeepete

OhHey! LOLZ I geddit!!! Funni kittehs!

 
 
 
trtskh

ima pat ima pitty pat…

 
 
 
diva

Speekin uf kittehs…

Wut u meen, nawt dat kin uf segway?

Jessarakitty

Iz reely naymed ‘Ginger’. Duz ennybuddy rememember wye?

Shaungrl

d’oh. I jus gotted it. Not segwayz for teh airwayz but teh mobile wheelie thingee. OOOOOOOH. I cude not figgur dat out- leads to where?

 
 
 
kitkay

prolly ‘cuz there’s sooo mmmeeeennnnnyyy segways eberryware U go these daze! Wat’s won Segway more or less?

 
 
salleh

ai dont noes….ifn ai noed wat it ment, ai mite be able to noes ifn iz funnee….but diz wun iz teh *whoooosh* obber mi hed….

Bubbashoomin

Salleh, de segway is aliddle 2 whiled thingy dat now are ebrywear.
I’d lyke to have one, but Bubba won’t lemme

Bubbashoomin

Yesh, ebrywhere. but i lib inna coll, cold, err higher learning town so mabye more here.
Ima geek, wadddoinoe?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But. . .but. . .deer Bubbashoomin - dint yoo notice taht we ar AWL geekz heer? Taht’s wai we awl noe (prittee much, eneway) teh same thingz. Where elze can yoo say “He’s ded, Jim,” an ebree buddee fawls down laffing????

 
Grammiekitz

HAHAHAHAHA
LAFF LAFF LAFFINK
ROFL, falls oudda mie chaer and roools onna floor,
Laughing!

Dammit, Jim, Im a Doctor, not a _____________…!

Snork

 
Stranger Dan True

Howza bowt ” Aim givvin it awl she gotz capn!?”

*snarkle*

 
 
sarakitty

Ai haz nawt seen teh Segwayz in mai town. Duz tehy haz sno tyrz?

jpet

Tehy maykes tehm wit teh off-rode tyrz. Prolly wurkz fore sno. Not az well az udder sno-spesifik tranzportashun.

I only seez teh Segways at Wlat Dizzney Wurld. Not so commun in teh Rust Belt.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Cweenmj

Dis kitteh is gorgeous!! I wantz to snorgle himz.
did joo notice he haz teh buckit & paintinged it pink 2 hidink it frum de lolrus?

diva

Mebbe himz gardin da bukkit frum rampagin lolrus!

 
D Marie

well, at leest it will stop teh rumors abowt poor sweet little Esme an her milk pail…..

And, no. I do not have any suspeecious receets for pink paint in mai purse

mary O'Spockn

*skribbuls in notebook*

Stranger Dan True

“Ohai Mary O”

*Sidles up and tries to see what she’s writing in her little notebook*

” Seen any lolrusses lately?” * Tries to peek over her shoulder *

 
 
Bubbashoomin

but whut about the payntebrush in de shed with de stil slorpy pink paynte onnit?

cSmall