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Dansr?
Oooops, Danse?
My spelling
, let me shue it
i fot mebbee you wuz going for raindeer naems: dansr and pranser…
congratumakashuns on *whishpursrs so as nawt to disturb smellytroll*
nawt sekund!
U gotted the nawt-second! (wii forgib the spelling heer.)
Wat kind uv danse u want for teh nawt sekund?
**rakking brane to think uv gud segway**
a hikik danse, to the tewn of wats new prettycat by tom jones.
watz nyuu, preddy cat?
whooa whooa whooa oh oh
watchoo lukin at?
whooa whoooa whoa oh oh.
pretty kat prissy kat
i wub yoo! yesh i doo!
yoo adn your pretty kat looks.
ooops, forgotted teh hi kiks, (convieniently
)
lcb will adds tehm in, i’m sure
or maybees the laydeees in teeny tiny Ingerland…
enebboddee here from Wales, ware teh Tom Jonez is frum?
dangit, my wink is on teh blink. twy agin
Well, wut doo u noe?
I has browt u Tom Jones, all wrapped up in a bow, an deposited him in Janet’s barn. (She won’t mind)
A present fur ur nawt secund.
Hee will dants just deevinelee fur u. ;P
Kafleen – wud yoo beleeve taht Tom Jones wuz a gud freind ov a gud friend ov mine?? So ai wud luv to see him there – as ai nebber akshullee metted him.
Janet- I wud beleeve dat everbodee is UR frend. Cuz u is teh best. <3
Speekin uf dans, I tink we needz 2 do Whyt n Nurdee fur da nawt-second dans:
Dey see me rowl awn
Mai segway
Ai kno in mai hart
Dey tink Ai’m whyt n nurdee
Tink Ai’m jus 2 whyt n nurdee
Tink Ai’m jus 2 whyt n nurdee
Kan’t u see Ai’m whyt n nurdee
Lookit me Ai’m whyt n nurdee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
YAH! weerd Al! wif camee yo’s by Donnee Ozmund and DrEvul’s son(sry!! 4got yernayme… :blush: )
Seth Green…himz da funnee. Mai hubbe lurves da Robot Chicken.
SETH GREEN! of course. an i call mahself a Buffy fan…
*hangs hed in shayme*
ai luvz teh Buffy…..whi we n owt hav ani rerunz ov Buffi?????
thot dey haz teh clebber writurz…
oh yes. ai hearts Buffy. berry clebber writurz, an teh gud ideez.
teh Buffi rerums r on teh FX nepwurk on Caturday a the unholee ower ov 6AM… at leest whear eye m.
eye gotted awl da dvds, mesef.
cSmall, uze iz furgroved. ebberbobby haz braims-poots ever nao n den.
*whispurrs* psst – cSmall – iz : oops :
*wispurrs* tankoo!
win!!
CURSES! Foiled again! u beet me too it! I wuz gonna sai–”Kitteh no look wite n nerdee.” “Weird Al” is FTW always!!!
xcep fur Weasel Stompin’ Day. Not like THAT Al song. Cat-chee tune, but yucky message. Weasel stomping — Do Not Want!
yeah i not can lissen to dat song even tho i knowz from behin de seens it just watermelonz beein squishd.
didn’t we do this one to death already? (PS: lolrus’ bucket alert )
*whisprs* i think d marie knos ware the bukkit is…
Invisible conga line?
meep meep! commin thru!! lookin 4 a goggie 2 run ovurr…
awwwwmman, you made me snerk ginger snaps!
mah aplologeez to teh insyde ov yer nowse.
i tink u tide at nawt secunt!
dans irrespective:
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
(git a drank o watr – run bak akrost teh stage, resume)
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, etc. 2 da rite,
oh! 4ever 2 d rite kik
tak it, princess mu!
!@ teh rix uv beaning subvurdeded one mo’ bai wurdprecks, i’m tryning agin, sry f it duplicates:)
cSmall!!!!1!1!ein!!
i tink u tide at nawt secund!
dans irrespective:
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik, tappy-2-d-rite-kik,
(git a drank o watr – run bak akrost teh stage, resume)
tappy-2-d-rite-kik, etc. 2 da rite,
oh! 4ever 2 d rite kik
tak it, princess mu!
duplimications b found out!
(walkz awai proudly waring JCH4 mask!)
BamaHern
Yoo danz devinelee! Ai can see mai werk heer iz dun!
mmmmmm, iz dun, butt kan wii dans 4 awile, 4 R awn enjoimentz?
kthx
bh
nonono jh4bazilionk, teaching iz neber dun, and weze needz ur guidence.
Love, Peas, and happiness
N Ai dans dans dans
N Ai dans dans dans
Ohai!!!
Iz in tyme 4 teh dansin???
Iz so happee – dis looks lik my kitti-boi. Hiz namez Samurai… Was sposed 2 be phantom – but himz clawzez maded me chanje it.. Himz lubbed to climb up mai legz to say “Ohai” to mai face wen he wuz stil liddle snorgle pie.
Same from my kitteh. I stil bare the scars… awmos named hur “OwHey!” Spechukly wen iz onna phone wif my sistur. She laffs, she just knoes whut happend.
OhHey! LOLZ I geddit!!! Funni kittehs!
ima pat ima pitty pat…
lawl
Speekin uf kittehs…
Wut u meen, nawt dat kin uf segway?
Iz reely naymed ‘Ginger’. Duz ennybuddy rememember wye?
d’oh. I jus gotted it. Not segwayz for teh airwayz but teh mobile wheelie thingee. OOOOOOOH. I cude not figgur dat out- leads to where?
dis 1 is not so much de funneh.
How cums?
prolly ‘cuz there’s sooo mmmeeeennnnnyyy segways eberryware U go these daze! Wat’s won Segway more or less?
ai dont noes….ifn ai noed wat it ment, ai mite be able to noes ifn iz funnee….but diz wun iz teh *whoooosh* obber mi hed….
Salleh, de segway is aliddle 2 whiled thingy dat now are ebrywear.
I’d lyke to have one, but Bubba won’t lemme
ebrywear?
Yesh, ebrywhere. but i lib inna coll, cold, err higher learning town so mabye more here.
Ima geek, wadddoinoe?
But. . .but. . .deer Bubbashoomin – dint yoo notice taht we ar AWL geekz heer? Taht’s wai we awl noe (prittee much, eneway) teh same thingz. Where elze can yoo say “He’s ded, Jim,” an ebree buddee fawls down laffing????
HAHAHAHAHA
LAFF LAFF LAFFINK
ROFL, falls oudda mie chaer and roools onna floor,
Laughing!
Dammit, Jim, Im a Doctor, not a _____________…!
Snork
Howza bowt ” Aim givvin it awl she gotz capn!?”
*snarkle*
Ai haz nawt seen teh Segwayz in mai town. Duz tehy haz sno tyrz?
Tehy maykes tehm wit teh off-rode tyrz. Prolly wurkz fore sno. Not az well az udder sno-spesifik tranzportashun.
I only seez teh Segways at Wlat Dizzney Wurld. Not so commun in teh Rust Belt.
Dis kitteh is gorgeous!! I wantz to snorgle himz.
did joo notice he haz teh buckit & paintinged it pink 2 hidink it frum de lolrus?
Mebbe himz gardin da bukkit frum rampagin lolrus!
well, at leest it will stop teh rumors abowt poor sweet little Esme an her milk pail…..
And, no. I do not have any suspeecious receets for pink paint in mai purse
*skribbuls in notebook*
“Ohai Mary O”
*Sidles up and tries to see what she’s writing in her little notebook*
” Seen any lolrusses lately?” * Tries to peek over her shoulder *
but whut about the payntebrush in de shed with de stil slorpy pink paynte onnit?
izit teh shed? oar teh nawtee barn? ah thimk sumwun shud lookit Danyull Craig’s hands…and stuff…
I volinteer to volinteer for “stuff ” chekkin’
Hands Bubbashoomin sum bandaids and antis…aunty… stuff for killin jerms…
Tahts sum nasty cuts u got when all teh stuf fell out teh shed door. We habn’t been in dere for years.
(like, since the hurricane toppled teh tree on it)
owchies, tanks foth help, noaw i needs martoonie, strate up wif a twist.
Ohhhh, twist and shout, cuz i def
I still can’t help thinking you’re referring to the stepford chicadee who killed emma frost. so how’s the poolboy, and how was monte carlo?
(If this ends up as a double post, I’m sorry – I waited an hour)
Didn’t I tell you? I hadda let the pool boy go – hubby didn’t understand why we needed a pool boy for a swampy spot in the back yard. I bet the pool boy is the one who planted the pink paint brush in the shed, tryin to frame me for stealin the Lolrus’ bukkit.
An, please to keep quiet abowt Monte Carlo… bonding agents frown on comptrollers who go to gambling dens… makes them nervous.
Monte Carlo? I hadz one a long tyme ago. Chik magnet
I trust you kept his tangerine speedo as a souvenir?
naow-
hez speeded off n lef me himz tangerine.
guess himz wuz da tangerine man…..
momcat
(ps- whi can I noe seez ur cute pinky avatar in postez? it showz up on da sidebar ub whoz on..)
Dis iz teh second time dis pic haz made teh firsty page!
Lasty tyme it was “Invisible Lawnmower”
itz okay- bofe funnee. i has bad memoree so it be funnee awl ober agin.
now ware’d i put dem smores….
demensia’z naught so bad, afterawl. joo knot miss old memories, cuz joo forgotted tehm, an yoo can enjoy same stuff ober an ober again.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/09/invisible-lawnmower/#comments
It’s interesting to see hao fings hab changed. Most ov teh commints were singles “wai bak” then.
I think they disassociated when cheeze switched servers
ohhhhhhhhhh (lightbulb goes on)
is dat why there are no comments listed contemporarararary wif the Jan. dates?
just practicing lightbulb. is : idea : with no spaces.
Lots of old piktures on de votin page lately.
Really? I don’t go there anymore…
Kitteh prakktissez
Endz Zoan Dantz 4 2morrow’z
beeg Soopah Boal Gaym
Tukkseedo Kitteh
iz awll dresst up. Coodz Bz in
heet… Oar mebbee nawt
Calikko Kitteh
akrawss t3h street iz hawt. Coodz
wantz a dantz partnurr?
Jack.
shall we dans? da da dunh dunh
teh King adn Anna danze…
dis b e z u sez. dis taek 1 hr. max u sez.
oh life is a glorious ride on a segway
as joyful as sparrows in song
and speeding toward love can never go wrong
unless you fly on air bunway
dorothy parker ref, FTW!!
wurprez, plz attach dis to Pittypats last post, leik i axed u!
thx, werdprex!
Kitteh has big pink buket.
missus lolarus’ missin’ bukkit.
Dis pwils10’s kitteh! Wut byootifull kittehs he/she has, too! Click on teh link at top!!
thx for poyntin meh taht wai – pwils10 izza gud photog! wif sm vry handsun kittehs!
wanna snorgle ‘em awl…notsomuch wut invaded teh cherry tree, tho!
thanks for the compliment!
pete
Wow, Segway!!!!! doo yoo ‘bemember life Beefore Segway!!!! I sure don’t—how lyfe haz changed!!1!
iz STILL b4 segway roun’ dese hyar ports…
that’s teh joke—life hasn’t changed at all—hasn’t lived up to teh hipe.
my sourcasm—let me show yoo it…
I duz I gues….. iz sos dum sumtimz, dindn eben fink ub dat segway….. fout ub da uder segway az in “an naow fur sumfin complti diffnt….”
sigh- mus be getn oldz….
momcat
:::nervous chuckle:::
“Heh heh, erm dats nawt bukkit. Eef you erm direct you attentions THIS way where toonses awaits to drive you to the house…”
LUB toonses. Iz betr drahvr den mee, awlso, adn funee, tuu.
Dean Kamen’s Kitteh
♬
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
Ya Like To (MOVE IT!)
♬
♬
Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips Give them a push!!
You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake!
♬
frak you, buddy. Ai werks fer MEL BROOKS ! [**pow!!1!!**]
Blayzing Saduls. A neber-ending sowrce ub teh inpsirashuns.
THEY HIT BUDDEE!!!11!!!! GET’EM GIRRRLSSSSSSS!!!!
Am I the only one who thought of Weird Al’s song “White and Nerdy”?
I jus watched taht on Yourtubes, an eye lolz!
Jobe Blooth kitteh sez: “I’b maid a hyooj misstayk.”
GOBcat sez: iz no trick. iz illushun. trick iz somethin whore doez 4 monee.
(ur candee)
ummm, hores or candees duz fings 4 munnies?
Just don’t get caught following people out to their cars again, GOBcat.
YES!
Teh bukkit rite b’hind me, izn’t it?
Teh bukkit iz rite b’hind me, izn’t it?
Oh, Lisa, doan u just wun to smack and stomp dat durn burn Wurd Press?
..sumday soon…wurdpress…wait fur it.
Evil Catevil doinz his thing.
Az ib bizzibul Segwais nawt teh funnee NEwai!
It could be also
I SWER MR WALRUS
TEH BUKKIT IS OVER THEAR
Look in the background! They’ve got the buckit!