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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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minerva99

or you cud snorgles ma tummeh an maybeez i forgib yoo!

mary O'Spockn

Yay, Minerva! congradumakashuns! is dis your fir…(thunder rummbles… ;)
ooops
yore nawt sekund, nawt sekund?

minerva99

yes! is mai bery fir…(eek!) nawt sekund nawt sekund! iz eben better to share wif lcb (iz humbled bai dis honuur!)

dat’s wai i wantz to frow da paaty! i lubs to habs da paaties!

i can intres yoo in sum samgrea?

mary O'Spockn

why, fank you! don’t mind if eye do!
I can has slices ob ornj and lime innit?

minerva99

anna big brite paper umbrella!

 
teenie

en pyne-appl wedgeez on teh syde uv teh glas? en cherreez on fansee toofpiks? NOM NOM NOM!

 
 
Meezer Mom

Tyme 2 tangoo–teh danz uv pashun.

minerva99

wifs da roses in yoor teefs?

 
 
kafleen

Oh, mai, a paaty!!

(deres no iocane in dat wine is dere? :P )

I has brot treets!!

Mexican Wedding Cakes! (dem bee dose little powdurred shugar cookies!)

Sicilian Fud!

A handsum dantsur dressed up like a pirate!!

AAAAANNNNNDDDDD…….. *A* Peanut! (geddit? wink wink)

dragonkitteh leelee

bi kawiet i meenz it!

 
dragonkitteh leelee

meeeeeeee!

 
 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

reed this wif fake eSpanish aksent:

human: AHA! but what you do not know is that i am nawt left handed.

*removes injured hand…
puts other hand in front of kitteh’s face
…this human , not so smart*

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

oops, forgotted to say Yay, LCB!

 
 
Missy

Snidley Wiplash kiteh is snidley.

stend

you must pay the rent !!!

Missy

Den I tayk chezburgers in paymunt for rent….wit exxtra cheez.

 
 
snafutti

*Putz on blond wigz*

*rist to 4head*

“Ai _can’t_ pai teh rentz!”

minerva99

dudley dooright kitteh says

“ahl, pai teh rentz!!”

Lucy

If joo no payz da rent, I fro jooz old mudder out da door into da cold wifout no blanket and I tiez joo to da RRTrax. HA HA. Let Dudley Dooright finz joo if he canz! (It r bery hard to twist an ebil mustash if joo no gotz doz posable tumz! Whaz a billian to do?)

 
stend

curses !!! foiled again !!!

gascat

wahl- iz probly bedda den bein wrapd in saran wrap again…….

momcat

 
shezebelle

o!!!!1! MOMCAT! taht maded me grone and slaps mah forehed! am onlee sad i did no tihnks of it mahself. LOL!!

 
 
 
Lucy

Pay da rent of I frows your old mama out da door in herz rocker an I ties joo to da rrtrax. Ha! Ha! Let Dudley Doright finz joo if he can! (It r bery hard to twirl ebil mustash if joo no gots doz magic posable tums!)

Lucy

AAHHH. Word Press r fusticated again. Sorry for da two posts. I hatz it soooo hard!

Kayjoy

donut b consirned, Lucy
i like both seen-r-rios bery much
i can just c ole grey mama in her rocker, rapped in her shawl

 
 
 
kafleen

oh, teh ironee, snafutti….

*still thinkin bowt u needin dat job*

 
 
patticlan

di iz tooooooooooo phuny. nao I gotz to pic self up off flor

 
LunaKitteh

Amaizings!! Taht es cereal-lussly teh funnietest tinhg aiz seen awl dai!! Tahnks 4 teh LOL!!

shezebelle

Yay! em hapee it maded yoo guise laff!!! tahnks fer say so!! :)

kafleen

Did u make dat, shezebelle? That was AWESUM!!!

 
barboid

wunnerfulz, wunnerfulz. i laff much water spray out mai nose! too funy!

 
 
 
sneekeepeete

Absoulootly Purrfect.. * Sings -” Aim luvvin it!” *

 
Cottleston Pie

LOL, shezebelle! That was HIGH-larious!

 
mimzoid

And teh winner of teh “Best Use ov Kittehs in a (Mellow)Drama” categorie is:
Shezebelle!

*mad applause by audience*

reddy to mayke yur akseptance speech?

 
Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

Brilyunt an’ awsum an’ fuhl ob teh win! :D

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai’m just about finished wif teh paking - decided ai needed a laff brake - an - OH MAI GUDNESS SHEZEBELLE!!!! Waht a sheer joy taht wuz - IZ. Pleez dont ever taek it away! You prolly don’t know this, but direkting mellerdrammas wuz wun ov mai speshultees and ai just luvs them. And this - ai’m still laffing!!! Thank yoo elebenteebillion tiems!

shezebelle

I wuz in menny mellerdrammers wen i lived in noo mesiko (neer santa fay) — and I luvs dem so, so, so muchly! making wun wif kittehs maded me happee. :)

ware did yoo direkt mellerdrammers?!?!?? not so menny peeps rly does tem anymores. (sigh)

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

i gibs yooAWL my cheezburgers adn smoares. at leest teh wuns i can has bucuz i forgotted to eat tehm.

 
LyP

Dat iz amazink, shezebelle! Is dis yoor werk? Ib zo, yu are a jenius, tu mee at leas!!

Nicey nice!

LyP

shezebelle

I did maded taht. Wuz jus gonna do wun or too pikshurs wit teh loluilder… but I gots teh giggels and cudn’t stop!! I am happee yoo likes it!! :)

 
 
Feelionophiliac

Shezebelle, mai belle,
u r teh wun.
U kud go pro, wif tallent liek that.
U see how u bowld efrewun ovvre wif dat prisless mellodramaz. I onlee hopz dat sumwun frum Holywud notises n gifs u a jygundus megalohyug kontrakt 2 mak a ful lenth feechur fillm. Den u kan bei al teh gushifud 4 all teh kittehs u wantz.
Mebe a remaek uv “Teh Pwinsis Bryd” wif kittehs? Butterkup kud haf kyoot kittehs n hug dem an snorgle dem when not hugin Westley. Duzens of kittehs kud hiss at teh 6-finngrd ebil dude wenefer himz apeerd. Sum kud halp Westley fitez themz r.o.u.s. inna fyre-swamp. Wun brave liddel kitteh kud leed Inigo n Phisik to fynd Westley. An uv kors, sum wud kurl up in anniwun’s lap weneber thay sat down. Fink abbout it.

 
 
 
 
minerva99

oh, lcb!! wee can has spanish danse? i putz on da lasie hat an spins around in floofy rooflie dress wif clickers on mai fingees

spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik… ooof! (tripped on ma rooflie skurt!)

Missy

Congrats LCB and Minerva - ah joyns in spinz and clikks and adds Rioja fur evreewun!

minerva99

an, sinse it iz caturday, we all can has big paaty? i maeks bery bery gud pial… piel… spanish ricey dishes! an mai wurld famose samgrea! missy, yoo can habs furst tayst!

iz plenty for eberyboddy, comes join da paaty!!

LunaKitteh

Ai noes es layte, bhut Ai ken maik sum berrie gud green-go in-chill adas!! Ai calls em mai Blumoon In-Chill adas! Wif latta sower creemz n alluvs… n Reef ride bins… nao ai’s sew hun gary!!!

minerva99

dat’s da magiks ob da innertubes! da paaty neber has to end. i lubs da in-chill-adas, yumm!

 
 
 
snafutti

spanish stompy dancse wif teh canastanettes!!

stompystompystompystompystomp clack clack *breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystomp clack clack *breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystompspinstompystompy*breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystomptweirlstompystompystompy*breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompcatchrozinteeth!

Bow!

fall ober wheezin

 
 
lolcatburglar

Grate idear! And we can stomp up and down and smoosh lolroaches onda floar.

*spin spin stompstompstompstompstompstomp*
*clackclack*
*spin spin stompstompstompstompstompstomp*
*rrrrrriiiiinnnnng!*

Uh-oh. Downstares naybors be on teh phone. They says cut out allda stomping. Do we invites them to come up and join in teh fun or send all teh lolroaches down to them?

minerva99

invites!!! better to habs awl da compny dan jus to getz rid ob da lolroaches!

 
snafutti

lol, lcb! u are the stompy dance not secund!!

 
minerva99

iz grate danse, lcb!!!

*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*

onlee da floor iz gettin preddy slippy wif awl da squishy lolroaches. best to be putting out da “watchez out!” signs

sneekeepete

* comz in slowlee so az not to slide on lolroach joose*

Ohai- Ill jus uze dis chopvak to suk up da floorz an joo may con.., kon…,goes bak to teh wunnerfuls stompydansin’

Plz ignoar inturrupshun to selebrashun..

cSmall

i will joyn in teh roachstompee dans. ican has mai shoos on tihs tyme…

STOMPEESTOMPSTOMPSTOMPEESTOMP

teh dans ov pashun! we can has it!!

 
Gladys

Dat’s axctually calleded lolroach BUTTER, sneekeepete. We lerneded about roach-budder back in da Uglee-Bug post. “Joose” is pleh–”butter” is PLEH-er.