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or you cud snorgles ma tummeh an maybeez i forgib yoo!
Yay, Minerva! congradumakashuns! is dis your fir…(thunder rummbles…)
ooops
yore nawt sekund, nawt sekund?
yes! is mai bery fir…(eek!) nawt sekund nawt sekund! iz eben better to share wif lcb (iz humbled bai dis honuur!)
dat’s wai i wantz to frow da paaty! i lubs to habs da paaties!
i can intres yoo in sum samgrea?
why, fank you! don’t mind if eye do!
I can has slices ob ornj and lime innit?
anna big brite paper umbrella!
en pyne-appl wedgeez on teh syde uv teh glas? en cherreez on fansee toofpiks? NOM NOM NOM!
Tyme 2 tangoo–teh danz uv pashun.
wifs da roses in yoor teefs?
Oh, mai, a paaty!!
(deres no iocane in dat wine is dere?
)
I has brot treets!!
Mexican Wedding Cakes! (dem bee dose little powdurred shugar cookies!)
Sicilian Fud!
A handsum dantsur dressed up like a pirate!!
AAAAANNNNNDDDDD…….. *A* Peanut! (geddit? wink wink)
bi kawiet i meenz it!
meeeeeeee!
Mmmm… ladyfingers…. CHOMP.
i lubs teh finger foods!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/16/funny-pictures-dis-one-i-has-later-k/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/01/and-dis-little-piggie-went-to-nom/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/05/why-yew-want-me-pull-yer-finger/
lolcat fingerfud’s greatist hits…
reed this wif fake eSpanish aksent:
human: AHA! but what you do not know is that i am nawt left handed.
*removes injured hand…
puts other hand in front of kitteh’s face
…this human , not so smart*
Mary….u rool.
HAHAHA Loved this comment! Made my day
none of the other comments for the picture ha anything to do with the princess bride which was pathetic
Ok i was wrong there were others relating to the Princess bride they were just much further down lol Still i loved this one
OUCH!!!
oops, forgotted to say Yay, LCB!
Snidley Wiplash kiteh is snidley.
you must pay the rent !!!
But I can’t pay teh rent!
Den I tayk chezburgers in paymunt for rent….wit exxtra cheez.
*Putz on blond wigz*
*rist to 4head*
“Ai _can’t_ pai teh rentz!”
dudley dooright kitteh says
“ahl, pai teh rentz!!”
If joo no payz da rent, I fro jooz old mudder out da door into da cold wifout no blanket and I tiez joo to da RRTrax. HA HA. Let Dudley Dooright finz joo if he canz! (It r bery hard to twist an ebil mustash if joo no gotz doz posable tumz! Whaz a billian to do?)
curses !!! foiled again !!!
wahl- iz probly bedda den bein wrapd in saran wrap again…….
momcat
o!!!!1! MOMCAT! taht maded me grone and slaps mah forehed! am onlee sad i did no tihnks of it mahself. LOL!!
Pay da rent of I frows your old mama out da door in herz rocker an I ties joo to da rrtrax. Ha! Ha! Let Dudley Doright finz joo if he can! (It r bery hard to twirl ebil mustash if joo no gots doz magic posable tums!)
AAHHH. Word Press r fusticated again. Sorry for da two posts. I hatz it soooo hard!
donut b consirned, Lucy
i like both seen-r-rios bery much
i can just c ole grey mama in her rocker, rapped in her shawl
oh, teh ironee, snafutti….
*still thinkin bowt u needin dat job*
iz dis goez too far…?
http://shelleydelayne.com/meLOLdrama.gif
di iz tooooooooooo phuny. nao I gotz to pic self up off flor
Amaizings!! Taht es cereal-lussly teh funnietest tinhg aiz seen awl dai!! Tahnks 4 teh LOL!!
Yay! em hapee it maded yoo guise laff!!! tahnks fer say so!!
Did u make dat, shezebelle? That was AWESUM!!!
wunnerfulz, wunnerfulz. i laff much water spray out mai nose! too funy!
Absoulootly Purrfect.. * Sings -” Aim luvvin it!” *
LOL, shezebelle! That was HIGH-larious!
And teh winner of teh “Best Use ov Kittehs in a (Mellow)Drama” categorie is:
Shezebelle!
*mad applause by audience*
reddy to mayke yur akseptance speech?
Brilyunt an’ awsum an’ fuhl ob teh win!
Ai’m just about finished wif teh paking – decided ai needed a laff brake – an – OH MAI GUDNESS SHEZEBELLE!!!! Waht a sheer joy taht wuz – IZ. Pleez dont ever taek it away! You prolly don’t know this, but direkting mellerdrammas wuz wun ov mai speshultees and ai just luvs them. And this – ai’m still laffing!!! Thank yoo elebenteebillion tiems!
I wuz in menny mellerdrammers wen i lived in noo mesiko (neer santa fay) — and I luvs dem so, so, so muchly! making wun wif kittehs maded me happee.
ware did yoo direkt mellerdrammers?!?!?? not so menny peeps rly does tem anymores. (sigh)
ROFLOLOLOLO!!!11BBQ!!!11
Brillyunt!
i gibs yooAWL my cheezburgers adn smoares. at leest teh wuns i can has bucuz i forgotted to eat tehm.
Dat iz amazink, shezebelle! Is dis yoor werk? Ib zo, yu are a jenius, tu mee at leas!!
Nicey nice!
LyP
I did maded taht. Wuz jus gonna do wun or too pikshurs wit teh loluilder… but I gots teh giggels and cudn’t stop!! I am happee yoo likes it!!
Shezebelle, mai belle,
u r teh wun.
U kud go pro, wif tallent liek that.
U see how u bowld efrewun ovvre wif dat prisless mellodramaz. I onlee hopz dat sumwun frum Holywud notises n gifs u a jygundus megalohyug kontrakt 2 mak a ful lenth feechur fillm. Den u kan bei al teh gushifud 4 all teh kittehs u wantz.
Mebe a remaek uv “Teh Pwinsis Bryd” wif kittehs? Butterkup kud haf kyoot kittehs n hug dem an snorgle dem when not hugin Westley. Duzens of kittehs kud hiss at teh 6-finngrd ebil dude wenefer himz apeerd. Sum kud halp Westley fitez themz r.o.u.s. inna fyre-swamp. Wun brave liddel kitteh kud leed Inigo n Phisik to fynd Westley. An uv kors, sum wud kurl up in anniwun’s lap weneber thay sat down. Fink abbout it.
oh, lcb!! wee can has spanish danse? i putz on da lasie hat an spins around in floofy rooflie dress wif clickers on mai fingees
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik… ooof! (tripped on ma rooflie skurt!)
Congrats LCB and Minerva – ah joyns in spinz and clikks and adds Rioja fur evreewun!
an, sinse it iz caturday, we all can has big paaty? i maeks bery bery gud pial… piel… spanish ricey dishes! an mai wurld famose samgrea! missy, yoo can habs furst tayst!
iz plenty for eberyboddy, comes join da paaty!!
Ai noes es layte, bhut Ai ken maik sum berrie gud green-go in-chill adas!! Ai calls em mai Blumoon In-Chill adas! Wif latta sower creemz n alluvs… n Reef ride bins… nao ai’s sew hun gary!!!
dat’s da magiks ob da innertubes! da paaty neber has to end. i lubs da in-chill-adas, yumm!
spanish stompy dancse wif teh canastanettes!!
stompystompystompystompystomp clack clack *breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystomp clack clack *breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystompspinstompystompy*breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystomptweirlstompystompystompy*breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompcatchrozinteeth!
Bow!
fall ober wheezin
Grate idear! And we can stomp up and down and smoosh lolroaches onda floar.
*spin spin stompstompstompstompstompstomp*
*clackclack*
*spin spin stompstompstompstompstompstomp*
*rrrrrriiiiinnnnng!*
Uh-oh. Downstares naybors be on teh phone. They says cut out allda stomping. Do we invites them to come up and join in teh fun or send all teh lolroaches down to them?
invites!!! better to habs awl da compny dan jus to getz rid ob da lolroaches!
lol, lcb! u are the stompy dance not secund!!
iz grate danse, lcb!!!
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
onlee da floor iz gettin preddy slippy wif awl da squishy lolroaches. best to be putting out da “watchez out!” signs
* comz in slowlee so az not to slide on lolroach joose*
Ohai- Ill jus uze dis chopvak to suk up da floorz an joo may con.., kon…,goes bak to teh wunnerfuls stompydansin’
Plz ignoar inturrupshun to selebrashun..
i will joyn in teh roachstompee dans. ican has mai shoos on tihs tyme…
STOMPEESTOMPSTOMPSTOMPEESTOMP
teh dans ov pashun! we can has it!!
Dat’s axctually calleded lolroach BUTTER, sneekeepete. We lerneded about roach-budder back in da Uglee-Bug post. “Joose” is pleh–”butter” is PLEH-er.
I mus saiz – Teh butter wood be MUCH -pleh-er.. I bowz to teh hyer nowlidge. Fank yu 4 enlit.., inligh… teechin’ meh.
We can goze bak to teh pashunit lolroach stompin dans.
Stomp Sta Stomp Stomp
Stomp Sta Stomp ……Sliiiiip! I can has chopvak bak, pls?
stupy wrud rpess. ai sai again, an hopes it show up. LCB u r teh stompy danse nawt secund! Ai bow to ur stompynesss!
D*OH!
That’s no way to kill roaches!
iz won wai
I fink enny wai will do.
Roaches, pleh.
izz a fun way, all dese peeples and kittehs doin stompy dance!
stompstompstomp ole! stompstompstomp
30 or more years ago when I first moved south, I was told that the only way to kill a cockroach was to stomp it. BUTTTTTTTTT… you had to scream like all get out as you stomped because the sound of the cockroach crunching was so terrible. From experience, I can tell you its true. So send the cockroaches down and let them deal with them.
y name is inigo montoya…you eat my cheezbrgr….prepare to die….
si! this one!!!!
disguize kitteh iz reddy foar halloweenz.
ebil mustash kitteh needz sum widdows n orfins to fro out into da streets
Do yoo has teh rezervayshun?
Can I offur yoo som dee-lishus reefreshmunts, mad-e-moi-zell?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/02/pardonay-mwah-do-u-has-reservation/
tee hee!
Blargh!!!!!!!!!
is dere a necho in here?
No, Dere iz a necho owtside dough!
eponymny?
yup.
mary O, u b mai hero(ine)
i thunk i b makin up a werd!
u mak me luk it up in teh OED (wit magnerfining glaz!) – iz a reel werd!
adn itz b meenin whut i WANT!
happy-happy-happy
thx
mary O, jes hau smarp (SMARP) u bein?
iz diggin!
hey, you be teh smart wun, maded up a werd tehy put in teh OED. I nebber meeted ennybodee who gotted a werd putted tehre!!
ps *whispers in awestrucked voyz* you hab yore own OED?
only kompac vershuns – 2 vol oldur won MUSH, MUSH eezyer 2 uz dan teh resnt 1 vol w/9 pgs purr pg
kums wif haf a kristle bawl 4 magiflynini…maggerfindin.. makin it big enuf 2 reed!
i can has salvador dali?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Salvador_Dali_NYWTS.jpg
mai naem iz nawt salvador dali
perpair 2 b a onyunhed nun-teh-les
ahh chew!
A Kitteh wit a mushtash?!?1? Inconsevabull!!1!
yoo keep using dat wurd. i doo nawt tink et meens wat yoo tink et meens!
Fank u so mutch 4 yuzin so meni grate leynz frum 1 uv mai favrit moovees. i lub teh Prinsis Bryd. Wurs fing wuz no kittehs! Liddle boi herrin storie kudda had 1 wif himz in bed. Hunnykup kudda had buntchz aroun kottadg n farm. Wun kudda hist at ebil printz weneber he shode up. Anudder kudda led Inigo n gyant tu find poor mosly ded Dudly (name? Darn thet alumi… alluma… sheini metal kukking pots n pans!!) Awl kinda rolls tha kudda playd.
I yam tutched bai teh sweet sentaments and helareous storees so mene peepz on ICHC haf wif ther kittehs. i ar not teh only total sap inna wurld, aparentlee.
teh good ideyuhs, yoo hazm.
we sicks teh kittehs own teh r.o.u.s. es?
Axyually, teh Prinsis naem wuz Buttercup, n hur inamorato wuz Westly. I wishez i’d neber yuzed teh alumi… allumin… thoes lite wait potz n panz. Hu nu?
I wudda lubd tu see kittehs attax teh r.o.u.s.s Thay be feers wen protecktin Buttercup, cuz hu wud oppen teh gushifud canz!?
i kinda like “Hunnykup” for hers naem. Kinda sweet, you know?
wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Salvador_Dali_NYWTS.jpg
… This is the first caption of mine that’s ever made it all the way here.
*Dies of happiness.*
-Tolan
con rats mutations!
Oh noes!!!
Do nawt goes, Tolan!! Joo has so mush to give.. Pleeze com bak!!
HAALP!! I tink CCC may has sum stuffs for ressus.. recuss.. – bringin yu bakk..
*Is brought back to life so he can do more captions.*
Thanks, all of you. ^^
-Tolan
iz vry gud cap!
*golf clap 4 Tolan*
plus, you supposeded to buy us awl a round ob dwinks.
Yesh.
Srsly.
Congramtulayshuns, Tolan!
(Main donut eben maik it 2 voating paige. Ebber).
*whisspurrs* I tink menneh ub us feel dat way, starling.
Eet be nais nawt to bee alowne!
hooorays!!! nao yoo sit bak an habs a samgrea an finks ob moar captions for us to laff and laff at!
fanks yoo for da funnies!
Tolan, muchos congrtz onna teh furst capshun 4 u!!
ai givz u cheezbugr trofee..du u wantz frys wit dat?
Den ai tootz teh speshull horn *toot toot* cuz ai laik 2 du dat.
mebbe sumdai ai will tink uf a gud capshun… sigh
Persistence is the key.
-Tolan
Komplaysent Kitteh
duz nawt mind Hewinz’ sillee
moamentz, witch arz few
Prittee Wun’s feengurr
alawng herz noaz iz nyse, butz
chin rubz arz subblyme
Hewminz arz laffeeng.
Kitteh duz nawt getz t3h joak.
Prawllee nebburr willz
Jack.
Smelll my fingr….I sed SMELL, not CHOMP!
Yure shur it wuzzin PULL mai fingr ??
Has u seen six-toed kitteh?
My revenj, he will kno it.
6 toed Kitteh envishun difrent outcum dis time, MWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!1!
Oh hai
Duz you haz six toesis on u’s paw?
O’rly? k, u dies nao.
ennee wun else tink dis kitteh’s nose and eyes look verreh human like?
I dint nosetiss it til yu sed so, but speshuly teh nosie iz amazinly lyke a hoominz. Funnee buz itz tru. Maybe heez ebawlbing!! Or purrhaps regrezzing-depenz on yer owtlook!
mark twain would say s/he’s regressing!
reeeincarnayshun, i has it.
Hahaha!!
this truly is one of the moar clever and amusing ones, in my book!
STOP THAT RHYMING AND I MEAN IT! Would anyone like a peanut?
Made me sploo coffee on lap top and pee my pj’s a little.
I love you guys.
….you laugh til you cries?
my favorite movie!!! and book! we just watched it tonight! or was it last nite? it’s sooo gud! eye saloosh youse! inigo was soooo dreamy!
Dis nawt soo amuuuuuuzin.
Does that mean you haven’t seen the movie (otherwise, why wouldn’t you find it funny)?
INCONCEIVABLE!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. …
It r inkonseevable thta u kud haf see “Da Pwinsess Bryde” n not b amuzd bei da pix uv da kitteh wif himz lufly assistunt provydin da kwik Inigo Montoya mushtash 4 uh parod… parud… phunni twist on wun uv da klasik leins uv da muvee. Inigo deevoted himz hole leif tu avenj himz papa, tu deel wif ovrwehlmin greef at watchin himz papa kilt kruilly, tinkin uv da momentz wen himz wud phinalli phin da 6-phengird bad dude wut kilt himz papa. Den himz wud sa: “Mei nam is Inigo Montoya, preparr to dei,” verri kalm an kompoz (leik a kitteh!) Da chilz runz up n dowwn mei spein, tinkin uv how dat wud b, an how dat seen in da muvee wuz so powwerzfull!
Mush saddnez, to tink dat u no see “Da Pwinsess Bryde” sins it haf so meni grate klassik leins, not jus lol phunni n sweet and tinder (“As u wish”) but sad, too. (” sigh “) Mei favrit seen: wen Pwinsess jump down inna gyant’s arms.
Best line: He’s just MOSTLY dead….
No moar rimes now, i meen it!!!
Anybudy want a peanut?
Ahhhhh!
Dis such a cuting pikshur, lurve dis movie!
Two jars o’ pnuts, I haz dem. Dey wuz BOGO on Caturday.
♬
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two toned ricky ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of andy devine…
Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave errol flynn or the sheik of araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin too
♬
Mawntoiya kitteh prepayres to leep on jyant’s back
Has u evar cornsidrd pirasee?
i think pirasee is our only rekorse. (Sensensensibilitee, moobie only)
sleep wel…I wil mos like-lee kill u in da moarning!
O hay, I can haz original pic? I wud liek ta maek mah friend our own lolcat frum it.
I lobs dis pikshur sew much! We shud hab a catagory ub kittehs wif finger moustaches!
oh man… that is sooooo cute! I love cats!
kitty is thinking
“i will be teh next Dred Pyrit Kitteh”
“My name is Ingio Montoya. U killed my father. Prepare to die” I luv dat line! That LOL cat is sooooo creatice. LOL,ROFL,ROTFLOL and all those other letters that mean funny!
i haz beerd? kewlz! *goz an strokes hiz beerd*
Classic
Great movie
The person who plays Lesley also plays Robin Hood in Mel Brook’s Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Princess bride kitteh.
LOL, It’s so funny and cute.
OMG lolz, taht movie iz so funny!!! “My namez Inigo Montoya, prepare to die.”