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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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or you cud snorgles ma tummeh an maybeez i forgib yoo!
Yay, Minerva! congradumakashuns! is dis your fir…(thunder rummbles…
ooops
yore nawt sekund, nawt sekund?
yes! is mai bery fir…(eek!) nawt sekund nawt sekund! iz eben better to share wif lcb (iz humbled bai dis honuur!)
dat’s wai i wantz to frow da paaty! i lubs to habs da paaties!
i can intres yoo in sum samgrea?
why, fank you! don’t mind if eye do!
I can has slices ob ornj and lime innit?
anna big brite paper umbrella!
en pyne-appl wedgeez on teh syde uv teh glas? en cherreez on fansee toofpiks? NOM NOM NOM!
Tyme 2 tangoo–teh danz uv pashun.
wifs da roses in yoor teefs?
Oh, mai, a paaty!!
(deres no iocane in dat wine is dere?
)
I has brot treets!!
Mexican Wedding Cakes! (dem bee dose little powdurred shugar cookies!)
Sicilian Fud!
A handsum dantsur dressed up like a pirate!!
AAAAANNNNNDDDDD…….. *A* Peanut! (geddit? wink wink)
bi kawiet i meenz it!
meeeeeeee!
Mmmm… ladyfingers…. CHOMP.
i lubs teh finger foods!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/16/funny-pictures-dis-one-i-has-later-k/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/01/and-dis-little-piggie-went-to-nom/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/05/why-yew-want-me-pull-yer-finger/
lolcat fingerfud’s greatist hits…
reed this wif fake eSpanish aksent:
human: AHA! but what you do not know is that i am nawt left handed.
*removes injured hand…
puts other hand in front of kitteh’s face
…this human , not so smart*
Mary….u rool.
OUCH!!!
oops, forgotted to say Yay, LCB!
Snidley Wiplash kiteh is snidley.
you must pay the rent !!!
But I can’t pay teh rent!
Den I tayk chezburgers in paymunt for rent….wit exxtra cheez.
*Putz on blond wigz*
*rist to 4head*
“Ai _can’t_ pai teh rentz!”
dudley dooright kitteh says
“ahl, pai teh rentz!!”
If joo no payz da rent, I fro jooz old mudder out da door into da cold wifout no blanket and I tiez joo to da RRTrax. HA HA. Let Dudley Dooright finz joo if he canz! (It r bery hard to twist an ebil mustash if joo no gotz doz posable tumz! Whaz a billian to do?)
curses !!! foiled again !!!
wahl- iz probly bedda den bein wrapd in saran wrap again…….
momcat
o!!!!1! MOMCAT! taht maded me grone and slaps mah forehed! am onlee sad i did no tihnks of it mahself. LOL!!
Pay da rent of I frows your old mama out da door in herz rocker an I ties joo to da rrtrax. Ha! Ha! Let Dudley Doright finz joo if he can! (It r bery hard to twirl ebil mustash if joo no gots doz magic posable tums!)
AAHHH. Word Press r fusticated again. Sorry for da two posts. I hatz it soooo hard!
donut b consirned, Lucy
i like both seen-r-rios bery much
i can just c ole grey mama in her rocker, rapped in her shawl
oh, teh ironee, snafutti….
*still thinkin bowt u needin dat job*
iz dis goez too far…?
http://shelleydelayne.com/meLOLdrama.gif
di iz tooooooooooo phuny. nao I gotz to pic self up off flor
Amaizings!! Taht es cereal-lussly teh funnietest tinhg aiz seen awl dai!! Tahnks 4 teh LOL!!
Yay! em hapee it maded yoo guise laff!!! tahnks fer say so!!
Did u make dat, shezebelle? That was AWESUM!!!
wunnerfulz, wunnerfulz. i laff much water spray out mai nose! too funy!
Absoulootly Purrfect.. * Sings -” Aim luvvin it!” *
LOL, shezebelle! That was HIGH-larious!
And teh winner of teh “Best Use ov Kittehs in a (Mellow)Drama” categorie is:
Shezebelle!
*mad applause by audience*
reddy to mayke yur akseptance speech?
Brilyunt an’ awsum an’ fuhl ob teh win!
Ai’m just about finished wif teh paking - decided ai needed a laff brake - an - OH MAI GUDNESS SHEZEBELLE!!!! Waht a sheer joy taht wuz - IZ. Pleez dont ever taek it away! You prolly don’t know this, but direkting mellerdrammas wuz wun ov mai speshultees and ai just luvs them. And this - ai’m still laffing!!! Thank yoo elebenteebillion tiems!
I wuz in menny mellerdrammers wen i lived in noo mesiko (neer santa fay) — and I luvs dem so, so, so muchly! making wun wif kittehs maded me happee.
ware did yoo direkt mellerdrammers?!?!?? not so menny peeps rly does tem anymores. (sigh)
ROFLOLOLOLO!!!11BBQ!!!11
Brillyunt!
i gibs yooAWL my cheezburgers adn smoares. at leest teh wuns i can has bucuz i forgotted to eat tehm.
Dat iz amazink, shezebelle! Is dis yoor werk? Ib zo, yu are a jenius, tu mee at leas!!
Nicey nice!
LyP
I did maded taht. Wuz jus gonna do wun or too pikshurs wit teh loluilder… but I gots teh giggels and cudn’t stop!! I am happee yoo likes it!!
Shezebelle, mai belle,
u r teh wun.
U kud go pro, wif tallent liek that.
U see how u bowld efrewun ovvre wif dat prisless mellodramaz. I onlee hopz dat sumwun frum Holywud notises n gifs u a jygundus megalohyug kontrakt 2 mak a ful lenth feechur fillm. Den u kan bei al teh gushifud 4 all teh kittehs u wantz.
Mebe a remaek uv “Teh Pwinsis Bryd” wif kittehs? Butterkup kud haf kyoot kittehs n hug dem an snorgle dem when not hugin Westley. Duzens of kittehs kud hiss at teh 6-finngrd ebil dude wenefer himz apeerd. Sum kud halp Westley fitez themz r.o.u.s. inna fyre-swamp. Wun brave liddel kitteh kud leed Inigo n Phisik to fynd Westley. An uv kors, sum wud kurl up in anniwun’s lap weneber thay sat down. Fink abbout it.
oh, lcb!! wee can has spanish danse? i putz on da lasie hat an spins around in floofy rooflie dress wif clickers on mai fingees
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik…clakk!
spin…spin…clik… ooof! (tripped on ma rooflie skurt!)
Congrats LCB and Minerva - ah joyns in spinz and clikks and adds Rioja fur evreewun!
an, sinse it iz caturday, we all can has big paaty? i maeks bery bery gud pial… piel… spanish ricey dishes! an mai wurld famose samgrea! missy, yoo can habs furst tayst!
iz plenty for eberyboddy, comes join da paaty!!
Ai noes es layte, bhut Ai ken maik sum berrie gud green-go in-chill adas!! Ai calls em mai Blumoon In-Chill adas! Wif latta sower creemz n alluvs… n Reef ride bins… nao ai’s sew hun gary!!!
dat’s da magiks ob da innertubes! da paaty neber has to end. i lubs da in-chill-adas, yumm!
spanish stompy dancse wif teh canastanettes!!
stompystompystompystompystomp clack clack *breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystomp clack clack *breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystompspinstompystompy*breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompystomptweirlstompystompystompy*breathbreath*
stompystompystompystompcatchrozinteeth!
Bow!
fall ober wheezin
Grate idear! And we can stomp up and down and smoosh lolroaches onda floar.
*spin spin stompstompstompstompstompstomp*
*clackclack*
*spin spin stompstompstompstompstompstomp*
*rrrrrriiiiinnnnng!*
Uh-oh. Downstares naybors be on teh phone. They says cut out allda stomping. Do we invites them to come up and join in teh fun or send all teh lolroaches down to them?
invites!!! better to habs awl da compny dan jus to getz rid ob da lolroaches!
lol, lcb! u are the stompy dance not secund!!
iz grate danse, lcb!!!
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
*spin…spin…stompstompstomp…clik clak!*
onlee da floor iz gettin preddy slippy wif awl da squishy lolroaches. best to be putting out da “watchez out!” signs
* comz in slowlee so az not to slide on lolroach joose*
Ohai- Ill jus uze dis chopvak to suk up da floorz an joo may con.., kon…,goes bak to teh wunnerfuls stompydansin’
Plz ignoar inturrupshun to selebrashun..
i will joyn in teh roachstompee dans. ican has mai shoos on tihs tyme…
STOMPEESTOMPSTOMPSTOMPEESTOMP
teh dans ov pashun! we can has it!!
Dat’s axctually calleded lolroach BUTTER, sneekeepete. We lerneded about roach-budder back in da Uglee-Bug post. “Joose” is pleh–”butter” is PLEH-er.