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Hit an run kitteh hits and runs.
I’d better back up over him and make sure I got him.
snerk-dere goes teh perubian cawfee threw my nose.
oh, dats nawt funnee. wai am i laffin?
cuz u are sick puppeh, can I has s’more smors?
o noes!! Dat post sounded mean. I sorry mary o
naw, no need to ‘polojize. no ‘fence taken. really.
*thinks ebilly in hers liddle mind- “i dont gets mad i gets eben” adn skribbuls in liddul noatbook”
here, hab sum ob dese s’mores i maded just for you.
.
why, fank yu. (eats smores an wanders off, lays in sunlite)
(waeks up wif scrolly moustache majick markered unner teh nose)
gigl GMTA
an whi iz mi han ina bowly ov warm wadder ?????
Cong rat ulations on not second. I do dances to 60′s hot rod songz like from de Beech Boyz, Ronnie n de Daytonas, an Super Stocks. Vrrroooommmm Zoooommmm
Ooh! Heer’s one from Jan and Deen:
Itz teh drivin bad kitteh from Pasadena….
If u see him on teh street don’t try to choose him
Go kitteh, go kitteh, go kitteh go
U mite try to excape but u’ll never lose him
Go kitteh, go kitteh, go kitteh go
Well, he’s gonna hit a doggie now sooner or later
‘caws he can’t keep his paws off teh acksellerater
And evrybuddy’s sayin that there’s nobuddy meener
Than teh drivin bad kitteh from Pasadena
He drives reel fast and he drives reel hard
He’s teh terror of ICHC Boulevard
Itz teh drivin bad kitteh from Pasadena
Oh, you singing so good, lolcatburgular!!
Dat berry gud song.
Makes me dants.
**groovin to da 60s**
**hubby givink me deh strange luks. he not unnerstand the cheezpeeps.**
i groob too!
kool- we has it!
(embarassing danzing ensues)
JAnet!! Ware are yoo now??? We reely messed up teh alfamabet list yesterday. I’m finking of starting a list of places you’re not gonna be.
Arfghanistan
Bololveeya
Cololmbeeyuh…
Detroit (in onner of teh car theme)
East Virginia
Freedonia…
can I change my “B” to Belchertown, Massachusetts? (no, i nawt be makin it up!)
ok, resuem “normal” alfamabets…
Gwotamarla
Honnaleeee
Isl of Dogs
Genebuh, Swisscheezerland
Holland aze soss
Joisey
Kittehmandu
Lolstralia…
Jermany
kalkutta
loz angleez
U mist owt I fur Ingerland. (Or, if no lolspeek I fur Indoekneesya)
meowee
n’awlins
oklahoma
*ahem, ahem* (pompositee inkreesed by faktor ob 10) (datz in base 9, witch meens it wud be lots)
“in honor ob our MIA , Janet Can has Forty Kittehs, i rekommend to teh sit duh sins ob Cheezwhirld, taht we remaem ICHC Blvd. teh JCH40K Boolevard until our belubbed Janet be reterned two us.”
*walkz akross teh staege, unvayles sgin*
teh next dig nut airy takes teh podeeyum…
oopsie, poasted dat in rong plaece continue wif teh list…
Pekingeese, China
Quark’s bar on DS9
R…hmmm
Road island
Sobiet union
Tacoma (wut?)
*cleers throat pompussly*
I not only sekkonds teh prposal of MaryO, but I further propose that ALL streets be named JCH40K Boolevard for teh doorashun!
Now we sellebrate. Everybuddy is invited to big party over at teh corner of JCH40K Boolevard and JCH40K Boolevard. Not teh one over by JCH40K Boolevard, teh one that is just off of JCH40K Boolevard, at teh end of JCH40K Boolevard.
See u guise there!
*scampers offstage, playing wif tassels on dignutary sash*
gunna rilly mess wit teh nabig asian systim
*Ferther pomposs throte cleering*
Dyoo to teh hai nummers egg spekted at teh JCH400K’s Celery Bray Terry (eben tho we is missing her awlreddy) parTAY, teh venyu has been chynjed to teh Nawty Barn – to be knoen hens forth, heretowit, an form nao awn as Teh JCH4000K Nawty Barn
*Unvayls sine, with pikchur of Yung Nekkid Gy holding jug ob martoonees awn it*
Toomulltoous applaws!
U forgetty Canuckistan!
Uzbekistan
Vladivodkastok
Wisteria Lane
Thx for that informative and o so pompuss update, Ambercat!
Does everywun knoes how to get to teh JCH4000K Nawty Barn? U cannot miss it. It’s right on JCH40K Boolevard. From heer, u turn rite onto JCH40K Boolevard then take a left at JCH40K Boolevard until u get to teh traffic sirkle at JCH40K Boolevard. U go around and around (hay kidz, look. Parliament and Big Ben!) and around then take teh eggsit for JCH40K Boolevard until u get to JCH40K Boolevard. Turn straight and u are there!
Or, if traffik is bad awn teh JCH40K Bollevard, yu can taek exit 12 (sined JCH40K Boolevard), hang a left at JCH40K Boolevard, cross over JCH40K Boolevard and re-joyn JCH40K Boolevard just past teh lybrerry. Yu carnt miss it!
Dis ar jus lyk tryeng to fynd sumting in downtaon Atlantur wif all teh Peachtree Streetz!
Xanadu
Yangsze
Zvenigorodskiy
whew……….. kitteh needs nap tyme nao
An too finfish de alfamabet JCH40000K iz nut in Zanzeebar!
Pass me a martoonie YNG, an tehn finfish ma irnin! (Kraks wip!)
addendendum to direkshuns: wehn yoo gets to teh fork in teh road, take it.
see if yu can pik up aa nyf an a spooon too
wate wate i fink i missd wut’s goin awn.
JCH4K, yoo leebin us? wer yoo go??
Just awn a liddle trip. Wun week to Napulz, Florida – where ai wil awnlee bee moastlee goan – an tehn to a wedding in Ireland fur about a week, when I will probablee bee AWL goen! Bak on teh 17th. (in teh layte evening)
ummmmmmm. it just occurred to me we have a catburgler in our mysts.
adn now she noes wen JCH4zillyunK is going away adn wen she be cumiing bak.
I hopes JCH4.5sillyun K has toes kittehs lokked up sekurely…that catburglar who goes by the innishuls LCB mayy just steel awl does kittehs…
just sayin…
oops an anudder fing i prolly missd.
wuts wif teh “JCH4[bignumbr]K”?
it’s prolly in anudder post, but i ar too lazzee to go luk fer it.
wale, teh number keeps inflating in subsekwent poasts, i can hab instrukshuns for making the widdle numbers (superscripts?) incwease the power ? as in 4 to the gazillionth power?
hee hee, lets see how many kittehs janet can has…
Naples? Yur going to Naples? I libbed in bonita for quite awail, had o purty kitteh named popeye hoo adopt me
hey but wharz teh cellybrayshun????? ai wantz to danse at teh go-in awai partay……
*shrugz*
….wat kinda danse to do???? oh wat to do????
sumfin chippur to keepz r spirutz up…….oh ya der dansein to the car moosik up der…..
we useded to do teh surferz stomp to teh car soawngz..
how do taht go aniwai….
*stomp stomp stomp*
*stomp stomp to teh rite*
*stomp stomp to teh leff*
*stomp ina sircle, stomp ina sircle*
JAZZ PAWZ
HAZ A SWELL TYME JCH4K !!!! weel misses u…….
:::joinz in dans:::
:::iz too soar frum baskitbal ternimint to cuntinyoo:::
has a grait tiem JCH4^100000000000000K!!!
weel be missin yoo!
dis bee prwaktice for the name of Janet
.
. 10
JCH4 .K
dat be lawts ob kittehs.
watz. that didn’t wurk. just moove on.
I tries also:
JCH410K
Now back to lurk/wurk. kthxbai
Phooey. Teh html “sup” tag didna werk. I go back to lurk/wurk/cry now. bai.
Tooooooooo funny hehe looks like my kitteh pandora and she HATES dawgs
I’ll bet itz a reel chore cleening Pandora’s box.
(Not that you never heered that one befoar)
ICHC Blvd FTW! lol
I lub duh toon. i cn gess yur aig! Lub dah pic. Owr kitty wud lub ta driv da truk.
Ai fink ai’ll sing dat sawng frum ‘Grease’…
*ahem*
*crouchz down an pointz finger at crowd*
Go Greezed Litnin’! Yur burnin’ up teh quarter myle!
*Greezed Litnin, GO Greezed Litnin!*
Go Greezed Litnin’, yur coastin’ thru teh heet lap trial!
*Greezed Litnin, GO Greezed Litnin!*
Yu ar supreem,
teh chiks-’ll dream
‘bowt Greezed Litnin’……..
*Uh huh! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go….*
like “Frogger”, but “Dogger” instead. Heee hee hee. I crax me up!
Cute
oh noes, poor goggie
Dawg was axing 4 it. He was driving a Hummer.
Kittehs hate teh gas-guzzling excessmobiles.
yep. kitteh finks goggie haz sum pretty big inadekwacy ishyoos …
BIG goggies needz BIG trans… Big car to taeks tehm to vets. 110 poundz of goggie doez no fit in little Subaru Impreza. 95 poundz of brudder no fitz eider. Needz Big JEEP Grand Cherokee.
oh, i not beleebin yoo. we has 11 (in binary) imprezzas. bring on obber the 110 poundz ob goggie to see if befits in eider wun.
nawt sure bout the brudder doh. he mite drool on teh upholstrery.
Happy nawt sekund!
Uh oh. I mite have drived too close to his tail-gate. Sorry goggie.
Toonces strikes again!
Hope it din’t putz da dent een mye car!
I is sorry kitteh. U failed to observe teh traffic lites, u didnot use ur signals, u didnot come to a complete stop at teh stop sine, u cut off a fire gengine wif itz sirenz goin, u challenged a skool bus to a drag race, u went a hunnert and fitty in a skool zone and u parked ur car in teh middle of a dog park.
NO DRIVING LICENSES 4 U!
Do u no why I pulled u ober?
Dependz on how long you ben following me.
all us kittehs luk aliek……….. cud be you has me cormfused wit sumkitteh els
Sowndz liek summbodee iz doin sum Kitteh Profylen!
Now eye gonna haz tu get da car warshed!
GTA kitteh maek isnurance go hihger!
Commence the comments about laughing at doggies being hit by cars, animal cruelty etc. about………..NOW!
This is not funny! I can’t believe you would use such a cruel caption. Did you even think of how the dogs would feel?!?!
huhm…. ai wood fink dey wood feel lyk… ‘uhn.. ai borkd – do u noe teh nummbur fur 9-1-1?’
o_O
Dawgs call K-9-1-1.
*felled obber*
Datz good wun, LCB!!
WIN!
This is why we must never issue drivers licences to cats. Not only would they deliberately run over dogs, they’d also target hyoomans that don’t meet their relentless standards.
Dis kitteh misseded da goggie, but goggie are takin lessins from Insurance Scam Kitteh. When goggie callz himz snakeiinagrass…oops..I mean lolegal purrfessonal, kitteh gonna loz hims bowl, bed, toys…
fank u, I feelz bedda naow Lucy….. I losted mai fursty goggie two a stoopi peepz dat waz dribin two fast. Goggie wuz jus a puppi (8 mo old) wuz gettn in bac ub car n ran inda steet. I stopz der- da pitcher in mai mindz still hurtz n dat waiz 8 yearz ago.
Awl jus fink ub dis pitchur as goggie scam……. nawt ded googie. Likz goggie scam bedda…..
I goes naow…..
kthxbai
momcat
{{{{{Momcat}}}}} I losted mai bery furst goggie loooong tiem ago to sob whu goin too fast. I wus waytin fur da bus to skool, an mai goggie camed wif me to teh end of ar dribway (we libed in teh cwontry) an sum bois frium down teh rowd dribin too fast hitted her. I unerstnads how da feels.
Erin
um. so dat wud be awl ov us den?
Yeah, no kitten, Kim!!! ‘speshully awl dose goggies dat got runned ober by kittehs. srrly.
DONNOT DO DIS! hehehe
I can’t believe crazy K hasn’t shown up yet
krazy kitkay finks this won iz teh win!!! Awwsum pic an perfekt cap!
Hey now get out of the wa don’t ya hear my claxon! Tooooooooooooooot…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/
Cat-like driving detected – and its not good!
Kitteh driving ok, it’s kitteh braking ability — not so good.
And kittehs are teh worstest rubbernekkers on teh rode!
Kitteh cant reech pedles…
…uses dogs to breake
dat splains alot.
Gud jawb, Toonces!
Toonces: Teh Kitten Yeerz
Didz yoo see dat lion?!!!
Ten Pointz!
We used to play taht in collej!
ai did a etchin ai cawled “cat ina window…10 points” iizat teh gaem???
We useded to get 25 points in “Cow Poker” for teh kitteh in teh window…
(Unlessen sumwun on teh otter side uv teh car seed a cemetery on yur side)
hai salleh—iz yoo an artist? kool!
Ten pointy endz!
Sequel:
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-cute-puppy-pls-to-be-signin-mai-kast.jpg
Sequel:
ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-cute-puppy-pls-to-be-signin-mai-kast.jpg
insurance scam kitteh’s partner in crime.
I wonders… is thers otter kitteh wurkin pedals?
Airbag = cat-a-pult?
I lol’d.
Dez cant takz me to da vet if dey cant fin da car! I hidz it inna ditch.
ummmmm, dont tell my kids about dis, ‘k?
they awredy wanna taek away my car keys adn send me to retirement homes in Flowiduh. Eye doan wanna be round awl does owd fowkes!!
Hey, youkid, ged orf mye lawn!
*kitteh sings wif teh beeched bois on raydeeoh*
i’ll hab Fun Fun Fun
til my chidren taek teh T burd awaaayss
I can sings a virse?
Well she got her dottir’s car
And she cruised thru teh cheezburger stand now
Seems she forgot all about teh libarry
Like she told her grandkids now
And with teh radyo blasting
Goes croozing just as fast as she can now
And she’ll has funz, funz, funz
‘Til her chillrens take teh t-burd away
miny miny yeerz ago, my daddi wanteded to bye me a Mustang…..ai thot ….Mustang Salleh??? oh no fankz daddi/
corse dis waz in mi nutz an berriz staj…..libin ina cowntry, ai wanteded a pik-up !
yoo had so menny nutz an berriz dat yoo needed a pik-up truk??!!!!
Wut!?!? Wud’d she saiz??
Durn heerin ade!#!@!
*Soownd ob wawker slydin slo mo -off staige rite*
Dun’t drive angree, kitteh! Keep dose paws an tens and toos.
Groundhog Day referunce — on Groundhog Day!!!
FloofyHat FTW!!!
Fank yoos. Kitteh drive purdy gud for a qwadr…quado.. four-legged aminal.
Gorundhog Day is my favorite moovie!
Gorundhog Day is my favorite moovie!
Taht’s not the nawt-secund tiem Ai’ve hurd somewun say taht…
Yas – teh Groundhog Day is all about karma. Very instructional and allegorical. I lurves it.
Instant karma gonna getcha. Gonna knock you right off your feet.
IMHO, ob coarse. YMMV.
Hai, floofy hat!! I lubs dis movee, 2! a nudder gud won iz “whadabout Bob?” can’t get enuf ob Bill Murry in dese movvees—FTW!!!
I feel so bad laughing at this but… ROFL OMG! WIn1
So me not reech pedals?
Rokk on gaspedal and bwakes r fur lewsers!
Liddul fellr still layin’ on teh horn with his rite foot. tOo late, goggie gOne.
mooooooooov u son offa hyooman! *honk hooonk*
Cheezn Crakerz, it a Cat! get outom teh car!
(cheese and krakerz—tee, hee, hee!
Dis remynd meh of mah kitteh manee yeerz ago naemed Teddy. Whinever I wuld pull up in teh dryvway aftur wurk an open teh door, Teddy wuld run ovur and jump into teh drivur’s seet an taek a baf. I wuz lyk, Whar u goin, Teddy? A few tyms I droav him up to Blockbuster to retern mooviez, but hims was nawt as impressd wif teh car as a vehickle as much as a nyce plush condo. He dinnot understand whai I wuldn’t jus leev it opin foar him to sleep in if ai wuznt ewsing it.
sigh
I lived (frozed) in Minnesoda for a yeer, had tuxeedo kitteh named Calvin, he loved kar rides, usetah chase his tail in sirkles in teh back window an mayk drivers behine us jus laff n laff!
Mai kitteh no lyk ridin in da car. Eber tym her in da car, she knoe she go 2 da vet.
So, she ryde in hur carryur in da passungr seet, lookin’ at mi fru da hol3z in da carryur, meowin ‘n callin mi ebberting but “Mom”.
I lubs her aneewai.
Now wich wayz to dat Cheezburger Factoree I keeps heerin about??!!
bad, bad kitteh…..
dribing undar teh influanc…..
TOONSIS, WATCH OUT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
So far I’ve only been allowed to blog. Now I want a drivers license!!
Doan let yur kittehs git dryber’s licenceseses. Teh ibsurence raits r WAY too hie.
Dis must be kitteh’s revenge for an ad years ago that had a puppeh riding with his hoomans in their van.
Kitteh runs into teh road and puppeh says, “hit that cat! hit that cat!…darn ABS brakes”.
Hilarious. I’m thinking he must have some friends working the brakes though. This was so planned!
Senur citizen kittah mistook gas for brake! SRY
Grand theft auto: Nice Kitty
dun hit me plz
*bump bump* 10 points! w00000t!
i saw this picture at school today it pretty funny…….:)
lolz, that iz funny! itz a hit an run kitteh. =D
I love dogs too, but I’ve had cats who would have shot their arm in the air and said yes!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!nice joke
kitty you just lost yor drives licence
hit and run is my moto now…. THANK YOU,KITTEH!