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An ur lil kitteh 2!
Nekst!
conga-Rat-ulashuns on awt-skund, DW! whut kind ov danse u want?
shudd a been nawt-sekund need spell chekker
Mai spell chekur no speek da lolcat. :-/
I redz it jess fien, fenk yew
Lesseee heer….iz der a danse bawt bean unumploi – anemploi – nawt habbing teh wurk?
Hows about “take this job and shuv it”?
…in mai direction caus a needz teh wurkz?
nope, duznt skan…
I sedded a good wurd upwurds fur u, snafutti.
I tink u getz job soon.
<3 , Kafleen
I iz prays good paths for you too.
me, three!
Taik dis job n shuv it
I aint werkin heer no moar
Mai woman doun lef N took all de reezuns
I wuz werkin 4
u bedder not try 2 stand in my wai
When i wok out da door
Taik dis job n shuv it
I aint werkin heer no maor.
Johnny Paycheck! Purrfect song 4 Friday!
nooobuddy luuvs yu
wen yer down an owt
in yer pokkit – nawt wun pennee
an yer frens – yu aint gotz enneeeeee
wen yu gits awn yer feetz agin
evverybudde wanne be yer
lawng lawst fren
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*moar werds*
*dabnit*
Yeah Darrkwolff, mah fren iz nawt second!
I don’t kno enny danses fur teh unhired. So, I gonna juss let owt a couple wolffee howls in sellabrashun fur u!
yip yip aaahhhhhoooOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo
*sirkles round and luks awl kool liek a wolffee*
aaahhhhOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooo
{{{{{{{{{{Darrkwolff}}}}}}}}}}
how bout I hopez I get it….. chormus line….
momcat
Or howza bouts “get a job” (sha na na na, sha na na na na)? Iz a moldie oldy. Mai daddee lissen tuit alla tyme wen Ai wuz an eben liller birdlett.
Oh, an Ai wuzzn tryin to be snarky. Ai jus luk dat wai in print.
good won!
OK, diz yere iz celebrittee Apprentiss, so I goez bak to mah manshun nao.
Glad someone got it…Would’ve been better if it was Vince McMahon instead, he made that line famous, not Trump.
Do yoo liek my do?
Love your ratfro
Shtatick Elecstriskity
A fambly of liddle rats cud liv on teh Donal rat’s hed!
I tink tehy arready due !!!
No, rats have standards.
Grate Scawt, Martee!
Bak to teh Foochure, ref FTW!
Great Skott, Martee! Itz skary hair on taht rat, Biff! get ins teh delorean!
Martee: heavy!
doc skritches hed-wut is dis obseshun wif wait in teh fyuchure?
I always wonders: who Skott? What be so grate bout him?
well, being mawwied to sumone of way back era Scotch heritage, i wunders too. I fink awl skotts think awl skotts be grate, at least when dere tawkin to a non skott? I dunno,,,
here’s a funnee- teh motto fur teh Duglas clan is
“uh Dugless, uh Dugless!”.
creatif, no?
Das one baaad tooopay!
I’m fired? YOU’RE fired! And your Don King “hairpiece” too…
not my fired, must be someone else’s fired
oh so much WIN!!!
(lubs da Stend…iz grammerfascist just lyke meee! I thought saym thing…)
but did you immediately think “I hope she’s not channelling pam grier, because then there would be razor blades hidden in that fro?”
“Foxy Brown: You pink-ass corrupt honky judge, take your little wet noodle outta here and if you see a man anywhere send him in because I do need a MAN! ”
that’s right – keeping ICHC from turning into cute overload since way back when.
awwww stend…… wherez wud we beez wif out u?
momcat
you’d be looking at cute overload !!!
Michael Anderson: I don’t know… vigilante justice?
Foxy Brown: It’s as American as apple pie.
So…. dis is teh groan up vershun??/ Rilly??? Hmmmm….
Fortunately for all conserned, I did nawt.
donald trump creetur is beegur in teh bitness wurld than hiz syze implys
In a lesser known part of the fireswamp… Rodents Of Unusually Big Hair resided.
marmosets with mullets FTW !!!
I dont thing they rlly exhist.
i don tink teh rat iz a natchural blond
Ya, da kurtanz no mach da karput, ifunowhutAimeen…
Andee Warhawl wants to know if hims 15 minuhts ob fame are ober, yets.
Yesh. I missed it B4, but your 15 minutes is up.
And Don King wants his hair back.
omgads! it donald trumpes mousie!!! u can run but u can’t hide…UR FIRED!
NO prob – tayk dis jyob n shuv its!
I’m fried? huh? oh, i’m sorry. Wut did yoo say? I wuz distrakted by the hair.
ooohh, so that’s where Barbee’s hair accessoriez went…
ore maybee teh troll’z hare? just keep growin a bit more, den add purple dye…trolly tehn redee fore new harpease!
I knew dat da Donald wuz a rat all along!
Trump Rat
is downsizng
…you!
Wai kewtr dan de orijiahl.
Ooohhh, Bad Hair Day.
I can has big 80s do? Wif lotsa hairspray n teasin?
Qwik summwon breng da AquaNet!
Hairspray and teasin?
neener neener neeee- ner…
dere. now u gots teasin.
ai mai be fired butt yoo’re fried
Or maybe… Your 15 minutes is up.
Nawt hare do…hare “don’t!” lolz
I fink hims hare luks a little ratty.
Sowy, didn’t meen to be catty.
But to ware it, u must be a liddul batty
It should be *You’re Fired
u appir..aoar..has not red teh lolspeek dikshunary
I have read the entire lolcat dictionary, But, it’s as if the person made the error unintentionally.
U mite b rite – I doan kno.
That’s sumpfin that bugs meh in reel life, but heer, I doan eben seez it.
I juss fink dat iz awl intenshunal misspellinks or rite spellinks – pends on hao u luk at it.
nuffing is unintenshunal heer, buckaroo!
Bucka wat?
U habs teh bukkit?
bukkit ub roo? where kanga?
momcat
Hmmm…lemme chek teh dikshunary…it habs meny spellinks…
U R Fired
Yore Fired
Ya’ll Fired
U AR Fired
Yar Fired
All Ya’ll R Fired
Yur Fired
U B Fired
Hoo meh? Yes, Uz Fired
Iz Fired an ur cumin wif me.
URE Fired. Noe I Kwit.
Ur So Fired
U’RE gonna wish u waz Fired.
There r a lot moar, so I guess iz hard to sai hoo is rite.
Iz teh byooty uv lolspeek… kno won is rong!!!
wel sed, bunni, wel sed.
Ower deer Romeow…his imajinashun is full ov win and awesum….verrah, verrah meny branes !!
Awwww…drizzlesmom, ur too kind.
**smoo**
Or iz it…Yor 2 kind?
Or mebee…
Donuld showz himz troo culurz…..
I NOO teh Donald uzed curlers. Hao else cud he get it dat poofy?
lotz n lotz of moose!
moose?? yiipes! moose wud crush Teh Rat-nald….hekk, eben just de ANTLERZ wud crush teh Rat-nald!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/21/funny-pictures-licence-and-resgistraion/
didjoo sai moose?
your fired what?
i can has gud gramah plz? kthxbai
Iz afwaid that wishing won’t maek it so.
You’re proofreeder iz fired, two…
No tell mi hart
Mi aky-braky hart
Ai jes no fink it unnerstan
Ai nawt onlee da Prezydint uf da Hayr Klub 4 Rats
Ai’m a clyunt 2!
It’z so embarasazin wen ur toopay duzent fit…
You’re. Not Your.
Even a LoLamster wouldn’t be that crass.
Mebbee himz sayin:
“Your fired….you haz it!”
Your wut, sez I.
Kwik, wearz teh Static Gard?
Borat
Onlee hiz hair dresser knows fur shure….
wayt, i dun gettit. hoo is he? is he dat weirdo wit teh nashty toupe? oh yesh, *plots ta kill heem*. muahahaha, muahahah- *cough, cough* oh, i hate harballs. not teh ones on jussin timberlyke, toh. heh heh.
I’ve never seen Donald Trump look better!!
It would be FUNNIER if it said “You’re fired” which would be CORRECT.
it’z fractured englysh… nobudy speeks kureckt… ur rawng.