bad trip kitteh
wishes furniture would just stay in one place
yah, mabee layoff teh pills, eh?
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mussa got a bad batch of nip kitteh
Yeah happeh notseconbds. Wat dnse u wantz? or we cud all watch dark sid ob teh rainbow togeder.
Ah, somone dun like me.
No Brandon, we no liek u –
we LUB U!
Doan u pai no neber mind to teh trollee.
Aww I luns u guz two, evn teh trollz. Deh jus needs a hugglez
Oh, Brandon…it not persunnal. Sum sillee girl sed she didun like teh dantses and dat teh dantses wur problee teh reesun we gots teh low votes. (Gee, think it wuz her?)
Ennyway…no wurries! All teh peepul dat has a life, dey lubs u.
we coud awl seengz alawn 2 da “ole dope pedlar” Or mabe shud dance da masacism tango.
I neber tot id be naught secund, cuz Iz alwees at wurk, Iz so eccited!!
It’s fun. i hadz it twice now. Almost had dis on but had none of teh funneh.
how bowt
“Wen u gows huntin rabblolits
…
Go asks Aliss
wen shes 3ft tawl”
gud stoned song n 2 danses 2 it, juss stand in 1 spot n kinda sway a bit…
yeah….
like….
that….
not taht i has persunall eggspeer…i not bin tehre… hoo is i kiddin.
Jefferson Airplane / Starship ref — also FTW
Rabblolits iz skeery…can haz kittehplillerzez? Awl in rayneboh colerz, spakr- spkor- shinee in spotz?
wun pillllll mayks u largerr
an wun pilll mayks u smawl
an teh wite pilllll yer modder gib u
dudn dooo anyting at allllll
howzabout watchin wizzerd of oz n listenin to dark side of da moon…?
Dat be dark sid ob teh rainbow. It’s goin on now. we startd at teh third “Jesus christ its a lion” Roar.
Tom Lehrer ref FTW
I luf teh masacism tangoes!! but wood kitteh prefers to danse to ‘poyson teh pidjins in teh park’?!??
OHH OHH Ohh! poyson pidjins mah berry faboride. Cept fur mayB All go togder wen we goes.
i keyp singen dat song bout da marinz, specily da part dat goez- ” all their rights respected, till somebody we like can be elected” Dat n da huntin’ song.
peeplez who lik Tom Lehrer r da bess.
An teh “Vattikan Rag” 4 teh ambishus Cardnal.
Oh, servant….I’m so pleased you said you were excited!!
Sometimes people complain about our fun doing the dantses, and I feel a little abashed, and not so likely to dance. Then someone like you comes along and reminds me for sure that furstees reeelleee DO like their dants!!
Thank you!!!
*much hoof clomping in honor of your furst!!*
Dark Side uv teh Raynboh— WIN!!
i lubs da darki sid ub moon. weiz duz psychamdelic dans
momcat
(defiently dancin!)
akshully dat shud b “nip, kitteh” cause gramma iz portant u no!
o, i loves yoo! even in teh lolspeek ware tings sumtimes seem crazee…. gramma mattas. tan kew.
i gifs yoo sum punktiashun markses so yoo haf tem wen yoo needs dem… …..;.;:::’;”:’:”(*)!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!—-____————?????!?!?!?
Tank u! I kin awees uz da punktashunz markz
Yoo ar mos welkom! I use lotses of dem, so I git dem in bulk and has lotses of dem to shares.
O! Here! I forgotted to gif yoo ampersands. Dey ken be impurtent!
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And happee nawt sekunds!!! eef sumwun starts a danse, i wood gladlee join teh merreemayking!!
Ooh! ooh! I can has ampersands too? I lurves ampersnads!
hai, miss dawn! i haf sum varee nice ampersnads an am happee to shares dem wif yoo, too!!
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fer me, i lurvs ellipsees. so i gives yoo som, in kase you likee dem too.
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yes, grammas rule, but don’t forget grampa,
as impurtant as spellinks, right?
absamolutely
spellinks?!?? oh, noes! wheniver yoo has spellinks, yoo has spellink bee an i is allerjik to bees!!! make teh spellink goes away, pls!!!
we mayk it a spelling bea, like Ain’t Bea in Andy Griffith, and she mayk tings all nice an bedder.
n mebbe cooks fur us too
Yur attenshun, I can has it? Brudas an sistas, I haz a nowncemint: Tehr is a batch of bad nip goin arown… Do NOT eatz da brown nip.
don’t eetz teh yello sno, eether!!
(but taht’s anudder storee altogedder.)
don’t worry kitteh, it’s not bat country!
Hunter ref??? if so, FTW!!!!
“we wuz in teh midul of a reptiel zoo and sumwun waz giving booz to teh damned tings”
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, ’cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
yes
Stend, yew ROK! F&L in LV…most exzellent!
as yer atty, Ai advice yew to…consume mass quantities….. (wont say wut heer)
“az ur aturnee, i adviez u to taek a hit frum teh braoun botul in mah shaevin kit…not too mush, just a smal taest”
ai hayt to sai dis, bot dis plais getin to mi. ai has teh ph34r.
Vertigo. Ai has it.
Guise, dis r whut Ai has been habbing teh pass fyoo daiz. Beeng sik = PLEH.
Juss gettings setld een mah momma’s haus. Wun ob mah bruvvers dyed 2 weaks ago. Stoopi bruvver, him had teh hart dizeez an’ wen teh doktor sed “no moar alkeehol” mah bruvver sed “OMG DO NOT WANT.” Soes him had teh hart attak at 48. Whut a wayst! ):
{{{u guise}}}
[[((TC & ur fambly))]]
((((mani hugs foar yew and yoar fambly TC))))).
Taht is teh sad. Ai sorry.
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heart attacks are teh suck. iz sorree 4 your loss – iz teh hurt. yu cannot has moar. iz so sorree.
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I’m so sowy to heer bout ur brudder. I has a sad fur u.
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Deer TC &TACs. Ai am so sorree to heer yur sad newz. 48 iz way too yung. An is a wayst. Ai noe yoo will miss him verree mutch. Ai wish ai cud say sumthing taht cud maek yoo feel bedder. Just noe taht , , ,we ar heer fur yoo, , ,as best wee can bee.
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…an pleeeeeeez to makes teh pillos stop breeving….
pore kitteh!!! hol’ on!! it gets better soon and den you haf sum belleee rubses an forgit about teh hole ting, k?
Iz remindin mee uv “Bored of teh Ring” where hobbitses meat Tim Benzedrine.
hop a hill, pop a pill, for old Tim Benzadrino!!!
Bored of teh Rings! Awzum!!!
I bemember dat buk !! I thot I’s de onny wun !! Iz it owt ov purrrint naow? Nawt seen it inna bukstores.
One of my most favoritest books ever!! Yu can still buy at amazzzzzzon:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/103-8694579-5394228?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=bored+of+the+rings&x=0&y=0
“Come thee down, then! And what to thee is coming, taketh!”
*singing*
Go ask Alice,
I tink she’ll knoooooww
When logic
and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the white knight is talkin backwurrrrds
And the red queen’s off wid her heeeaaad
Rememberrrrrr
What the dormouse saaaaaaiiid:
Feeed your heeeeeaaad
Feeed your heeeeeaaad!!
n dansses furr nawt furrstee 2 tihs. grate minds…tehy gowd 2 teh saem playss.
Wen I was yung and nie eve, I tot the “feed your hed” reefer ment to “feed your head” by reeding an studying.
srsly!!!!
♫ “just remember what Wilma said…’Eat your Fred!’ “♫
Ai newz ai shooda naut had that last onz….an ifn da roomz donz stops moovin soon, ai’ll be wurshipin the kitteh porcelin gawd…blehk…no want….
“Now you are ready to put your face in a place that was never built for your face…”
Bedspins……..
Put one foot on teh floor to maek it stop.
teh voyws ub ekspeerince? o ware wuz u wen ai wuz yung n stoopy?
havin teh’speriyence to lern frum!
i nebber inhaled tho…
*sigh*
Yes, cheshirepat, I hab had to put a paw on teh floor to maek it stop during mah collige dais.
Nuffin liek habbin to pour Bloody Marys an Mimosas on Sundai Brunch wif a hanged ober.
Hao can booze smell so gud on Caturday nite an so bad on Sundai morning? Iz a mistery.
Whan yew goes kayakakaking an tehn gets into beds, yew has “bedbobbs”. Is moast perkewliar feelin. Floatin into middel of teh floar an bak agen.
>>>>hurk!<<<<
“Laetlee it okurz two meeeee…”
Wut a lawng strainj trip it’s ben
momma tole me not 2 come.
three dawg nite!!! ftw
Dat mushroom… it had a flavor.
reminds me of a t-shirt i saw some girl wearing at a NIN concert a looong time ago:
“SHROOMFEST 93 – You weren’t there, but i saw you anyway”
Hahahahahahaha!
groovy, man, thatz like, so far out… whoa
do u haz any munchiez?
u mayd me lideroly laff owt lowd! tanks!
mai frend sid is after me! hied me pleez!
Jus sai NOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, kitteh!
“did u see wut Ceilingcat just did to us, man?”
Ceilingcat didn’t do that to us, you did, you sunovabukkit, i knew it, i knew you were a damned aminel control officer”
almost forgot to close mah tagzes
woozy kitteh sez:
“WTF was in that katnip?
I’m waytin fur sumbuddy to start sayin “O noes! Sumbuddy gave sykadell…., sickledeli….., mind alterating druggs to teh kitteh! Dat’s kitteh abyoose! Look how skeered teh poor kitteh looks! He obvusley needs halp! Hooebber tuk dis piktur is bad bad purrson fur torchuring kittehs! All yu cheezpeeps hate kittehs!”
Cratz sends luv an TGIF to all teh kittehs an cheezpeeps!
kthxbai
Ai hep yu owt heer, cratz:
“Jus tell mee whut yoo peeple fink iz funneh abowt kittteh abyoose? Dis is awveeyoosly a vairy scaired kitteh. Hao cans sumwun taik a picshure uv dat an put it awna web syte fur HUMER?
Yoo peepl are sik. SIK and DEPRAYVD!”
(Ob corse ai du lubs teh cheezfrens and awl kittehs, meesef.)
kithxbai
yeah!! look at that ppor wee thing!! you gave him the drugs and are starving him so nao he needs to eat that blankie! Blanket! I ment blanket!
*note to self:werk on trollspeek*
sik n deprayvd. i lik it – goez wit teh Tom Lehrer
Ebbery yeer, elebenty-wun-trillion kittehs are srsly freeked owt bai teh hevy drugz and komit all soartz of prawpurty crimes and vyelint assawlts and tehn teh entiyur popyu, paw-pr..all teh peeplez on teh erf, ten tiemz over get kilt, i knoaz whut i’m tawkin about, i ar a leegul perfeshinul, a manikyurist, a taebl-saw, a lolyer, st george and st. michael, teh buugyman and teh teef faery… plz donut giev ur kitteh teh drugz, donut do dis.. PLZ, DONUT DO DIS (/classic troll)
pls not tu feed teh trolls.
eben if tehy has teh munchies…
Crapture, yu gave me a coffing fit frum laffin wen I red dat!
R u reely a taeblesaw?
hack saw, chayne saw, see saw? u cuud maek me sum tihng, yes?
The Crapture iz srsly wun phunny d00d !! He gibs meh teh beelyake frum teh laffing !!
Timothy Leary’s dead
No NoNoNo, He’s outside: Looking in!!!
(The sebendies were ruff on me)
Me alsew, Nivek. Alwayz short ub moneys for cheezburger. En odder tingz liak shroomzez en ellpeez.
He’ll fly his astral plane
Take two trips around the bay
Brings you back the same day
Timothy Leary…
ai stil lykes Moodee Bluz!
It’s salvia cat!
Wat wud u do iff I sang outta tune
wud u stand up an walk owt on meh?
Lend me ur ear and I’ll sing u a song
And I’ll tri nawt to sing outta key.
Ai getz bai wif a liddel halp from mi cheezfrenz!
Beatles or Joe Cocker vershun?
Ayll do Joe Cocker vershun and akt all spasztyk whyl ai sing.
kitteh puts on teh hedfonez, turns on “Dark Sied of Teh Mune” and spaeses owt fur a cupl of dayz
And watches Teh Wizard ov Oz.
On a rodetrip.
wif brownees.
wif a speshul ingredient nawt found in ur grocery store.
it had a flavr…
it wuz not fud
Dat’s it, no moar funneh stamps fur meh.
“My fux0r3d pursepshuns, let me show u them”
You’re on a roll today! Classic LOLComments from The Crapture!
tank ewe!
iz agreein wit Maus, u veddee veddee funnee todai, an yous hab the bestestest naim eber eber eber
Yu no, dey callz dem fingers, but yu nevver seez dem fing… Oh, wait, dere dey go.
i foun ur LSD an i eeted it. eeted it. ur LSD. i foun LSD. LSD eeted me. eeted.
LSD, LSD, LSD, LDS, LDS, LDS, LDS, DSL, DSL DSL DSL
wat didz I taek again?
Taht shood teech u nevr to get involved with LDS.
LSD is teh wun in teh MINTS. LDS is teh wun in teh GARMINTS.
…. This is so funneh.
The one time way back decades ago that I took acid… I watched my cats on the rug as it moved… just like that. And I wondered (to this day) “how do the cats stay on the floor while it’s breathing like that?”
didja see the size of dat chiken?
Funny one. Though I was expecting him to link to the picture with that cat with sunglasses saying “We can’t stop here. This is bat country.”
Bobby’s in da basement
Mixin up da medasyn
I’m on da pavement
Thinkin about da govurnment…
Teh pump dont wurk cuz teh vanduls tuk teh handuls
teh druggy pics allus bring owt teh best uv storees, and teh best uv kommints een general. akshooly, ai fink ai shud nebber do stuff lyke tihs, momcat ees sew sensitive taht cough syrup wiff codeine did straynje fings tu her
(nawt shur ai shud saw tihs wiffout momcats approval but tehn agin, whai wuld ai need appruval?)
sry momcat.
awh…. iz ok, da toof- iz awlwaiz painfulz….
iz troo wht gascat seez, whenz I waz kitten n mai momcat gab mez lomatil ( I fink, fu no frowup) I seez pretti, pretti picshurs..
gascat tawlkn bout tim da ER gab meez kof meds wif codean dat waz two strong, Iz fallin sleep whil standin up tawlkn nonscents to da gascat. I akshuly startd two fallz on da gascat, himz hadz to ketch me. Himz n fishykitteh tuk meez two da sofa n tol me to stay der! I was zonkerd mos ub da dai. Gascat n fishykitteh kepz habn two putz me bak on da sofa……
iz gret two hab nice kittenz whenz yur mind goez bongi, bongi……
momcat
(uz silli gascat- no needz da ‘proval, I trus u! – asidez I cud tellz storiz bout u two!)
Ai am tin kin Ceiling Cat dinnat do it… et cud be selfs enfl.. inful.. cawzd… ef ai memebrz cure actly… go finds yer happai playce, kitteh… n lurns fum yer masteaks… ai did.. pooor lil’ kitteh… lemme snorgle yaz en maiks ya feelz beddah.. muaaaaahh..on topper ya fuzzie liddle haid..
Yoo guyz mayd me run to mah fayvoristed jukebawks,at tropicalglen dot com. Yoo pix yoor dekayd en it playz top firty songz. En playz. En playz.
tank ewe 4 dis cool website……… judy in diskize, wit glassessss
yes! thx for jukebawks link! found ‘white rabbeet’, jeffusun aroplain, in 1967.
“Hey, Joe, it’s me Paul. Let me in.”
“Sorry, Paul’s not here, man.”
I thot it wuz Dave who not here, man.
Im afrade I kant doo taht, Daev.
…rong moovee?
…hao can anething be “rong” in a free-association thred?
paul iz deded, the Lp saided. feed yur headed.
I am teh lolrus! Coo coo coo-choo!
Stay off the hard stuff dude. Drugs’ll do that to you. Stick to the ‘nip. everytthing in moderation…..
Mouser Madness
Oooooo, ‘too much beer’ nite…
bad trip kitteh needs dis giuz’ halp to get mellow.
i tells u aboutz my bad trp k? i threw up in teh toylet — den i startd trippin out on all teh chunkz of vomit in teh tylet — was not so bad axually.
Uh….if trippin out on all teh chunz of vomit in teh tylet is not so bad axually……
wut is?
How U spel “Eeeeeeewwwwwww!” in LOL?
Taht werks!
duud wut font u use?
oh noes, dat’s bad nip, izzint it?
youtube
cat on acid
i knowz how dat poor kitteh feelz
ohhh kitteh need lay off alkoholls!