Comments on: insurance scam kitteh

By: Rebecca Calvitt

Rebecca Calvitt — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:16:31 +0000

is much wurse wif deh wet kittehs… water not kill dem, u knoes…

By: Rebecca Calvitt

Rebecca Calvitt — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:14:32 +0000

What I dislike about “care trolls” is their inflexibility. Different values apply in different situations. For example, if you live in the city, you should probably keep your cats inside in most cases, but if you live out in farmcountry, one of the biggest reasons for having cats is for them to mouse. I used to be a care troll, and I finally figured out that, maybe, sometimes, other people had a reason for not seeing things as I did. I’m still working on that whole “admitting I’m wrong” thing, though

Also, sorry for my lack of lolspeak. I ken doo et, kind uv, but iz typ faster wif gud grammars.

By: fornetti

fornetti — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:12:09 +0000

I do not believe this

By: witechatty

witechatty — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:12:53 +0000

i luv this 1!!!!!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:31:34 +0000

hoominz breakz furst rule uf fyte clubz. NO tawk about fyte clubz!
kitteh noz bettur!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:50:35 +0000

ummmmm. so you nebber wented bak to get teh car, SJ??

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:10:25 +0000

it’z naught “rokket silence” as they say. Gud fing dis gui isn’t yer brain surjen–yoo mite loose yer mynd. 2 B a half-wit—naught want!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:07:34 +0000

wear’z “Greasy kitteh” when yoo needz hymn? Eye’d lube 2 sea hymn/hurr about now!

By: SJ

SJ — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:12:21 +0000

Mai car was sick wunce an ai took it to teh garage. Dey cawled me teh necks day an told me mai catalytic cormverter was borked. Ai sed O Rly? Dat’s bery odd, as mai car does nawt has teh catalytic cormverter. O Rly? sed teh guy at teh garage. Ok, we tries sumfing else.

Ai did nawt go back to dat garage.

By: Kerrn

Kerrn — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:10:09 +0000

OMG THAT’S MY CAT AGGIE!

I’M SO EXCITED! LULZ!
I submitted this a week or two ago bc i wasnt quite sure what to put as the caption but knew this picture was purrfect!

Aggie is a big fan of the dead roach position…especially under the wheels of cars for some reason…

anyways thanks for the caption Janelle! and thanks for all the votes!

-k.

By: Mantini

Mantini — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:58:39 +0000

oh haha, no! danz awai! I startz up a sirkul pit if you wanna!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:57:41 +0000

U doan mind a littul dants, doo u?

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:48:36 +0000

Hewminz akkzeeng meh
if I knoez Tylurr Durdenn
andz wut iz ‘Fyte Clubz’?

Kitteh seez summfeeng
leekeeng. Coodz fikkz wiff rennch andz
awpoazibbill fummz

Or Kitteh coodz juss
strrretch owt, yawwwwnz andz sayvurr
t3h cool, slikk cawncreet

Jack.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:43:22 +0000

Test… Test… I can haz
poasts now?!!! I shurr hoap so. Wurd
Press iz akkteengz up

Jack.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:17:26 +0000

We daterminnd u gots no uunercarflamadubulator, u needs noo won. Dats gonna run u abowt 500 cheezburgers. Danks u, pey in offise.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:13:03 +0000

why do you want to know, hmmmmm? a little wurried , hmmmmmmm?

By: cSmall

cSmall — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:39:53 +0000

mmmmnomnomnommmmm – wut?

By: Kim

Kim — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:35:23 +0000

Nedz, yoo rawkz!

By: christheplumber

christheplumber — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:34:33 +0000

Can I has a chees buger I’m going to get rich on this one?

By: crayon

crayon — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:32:53 +0000

I LOVE it! I’m in the liability insurance industry so can completely relate!

By: becbelle

becbelle — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:40:47 +0000

oh noez, my insuraynz alreddy too hi!!!! bad kitteh, bad kitteh!!!!

By: Little Bird

Little Bird — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:03:55 +0000

Nao see? Dis is wut Ai wuz thinkin. Ai sees pickshur and laffs, den wunders haow menny trolls pour in to rooin teh funnee. Figurd itd onlee tayk ’bout 5 minets.

By: stend

stend — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:46:21 +0000

was it varla? she also ends up under cars …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvBmAcLpnQo

By: Tekniik

Tekniik — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:38:51 +0000

radiator ok, lookz lik fool pump… paws me teh wrench

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:32:54 +0000

mebe iz spar tired?

momcat

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:16:58 +0000

I donut fink so. I fink dis piksha more D-sturving tahn funney. In my naybahood kittehs alwaiz hide unda my carport, sumtymz unda my car. Dis makes me wurri. I hav gotten into habbit of blowing horn BEEP BEEP, then waiting, before shifting car out of Park. Naybas hate dis but sayves kittehs frum teh skwish.

By: Indefatigable

Indefatigable — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:50:56 +0000

Iz not teh kind of scam u fink… kitteh is tamperin wif teh braykelinez.

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:25:48 +0000

where’d teh noatbook go, an jest what wer u riting in it?

By: stend

stend — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:09:49 +0000

impressive !!! I’d never thought of using cats as wheel chucks, but now …

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:56:58 +0000

oh man…

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:29:22 +0000

trai nawt to get inny moving vile asions on deh wai………… just lub teh vile asians and had to borrow for deh fun

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:25:22 +0000

mebbe a lyin dans……..ebberybuddy duz saim moves

kik kik hop hop
turn
kik kik hop hop
turn
trai to remember next step
turn
bump into nex kitteh
oh noes……. gotta go……. ok bai

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:22:49 +0000

wut kine of dans yu want? nawt 2 late 2 dans I fink

By: Nedz

Nedz — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:42:22 +0000

oh, and leeb britknee lonz.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:09:36 +0000

See, dis teh reesun I not wun too fuss TOO much at caretrolls. I noe dey has a reesun dey are reactin dat way, and dey has ebburyboddee elses best interests at hart.

I am so sorry, kitday. How horribull for u.

By: Nedz

Nedz — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:05:03 +0000

Please, please dont du dis! Please, please don’t use your kittehs as wheel blokz! Go to auto parts stoar and bai real wunz! (sob, sob!) how can you be so reckless az to maik kittehs hold two tun cars in place while you changez tyre?
And please, please don’t overfeed kittehs to make them better wheel blocks! Uncaring people put kittehs in danger for car maintnentces. Stop, STOP! (sob)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:04:52 +0000

Wow, Mantini! I started dantsin fur ur furst, but I clicked on yur site, and got messmurrized…so manee cool mussiks, and I LOVED your list of peepul you won’t add…LOL!! U got a awesum myspace, gurl!

By: SnickysMom

SnickysMom — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:03:06 +0000

My brother’s cat would do this – Derby would throw herself in front of the tractor he was driving – “Save Me!” – not easy to stop a tractor!

By: jpet

jpet — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:01:44 +0000

Insurance scam kitteh knoes hez yore bennifisheearry.

By: kittehluvr21

kittehluvr21 — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:53:05 +0000

Fank you berry mush!

By: stend

stend — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:47:48 +0000

floof !!!

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:45:52 +0000

injry lolyer furr teh defenss asks “how mush will it taek 2 maek tihs gowd awai?”
injry prossekyut lolyer sais “how mush ur kleye ent gots? he gots inshurance? how mush? tahts how mush”

By: stend

stend — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:45:14 +0000

( tail-lash = quick cash ? )

By: stend

stend — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:43:20 +0000

cue legal professional… now

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:41:18 +0000

lemmee testdrive ur car 2 florda n bak 2 maek shure is fixd riet.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:14:47 +0000

I lost 2 wonderful kittehs doo too carz. Won was mutilated by a fanbelt frum sleeping in ingine, teh other was hit–he came home but was so damaged that wii hadto “put him down”. My current wunnerful kitteh iz kept indoors. He tried 2 sneek out, but eye can useuly prevent him. Sorry 4 teh rant, butt I still feel payne when I sea cats neer cars.

THat sed, I did find several ob teh comets here to B funny!

By: karen

karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:12:06 +0000

call mai VET TECK! WUT DE HELL IS TEH MUNBR FR 911??
call mai LAWLOLER! call de fyer deprtmint.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:09:58 +0000

hmmmmmmm adn i thot i was innumberate…

By: cSmall

cSmall — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:04:35 +0000

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/05/just-15-minutes-can-save-you-nom-nom-nom/

i fownded him.

By: Meesh

Meesh — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:58:46 +0000

kar reepare kitteh sez
neez moar oilz